eyy by Sharktoof

#szcomics #thesiren #zombiezack
Wizard:"ALSO NAME ALL
THE MONSTROUS GRANDBABIES AFTER ME PREFERABLY HAVE THE AMOUNT OF A SMALL ARMY "

so wizrd has Siren all set for the next 3 yrs & it's all good till then also he shot zack again because we can't 'av a non-brain damaged zack who'd want that

more info i couldnt fit it
Siren being the perversion of nature it is has a fast motabolism that constantly generates and digests cells, due to this, its cell life expectancy is minimal. -cont in comments

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26 Oct, 2014, 7:04 pm
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Sharktoof

26 Oct, 2014, 7:06 pm

and so wizerd is actually a great guy and the only reason he curses siren with the messed up metabolism is because he ships it

also he wants an army of children but that's not relevant he has problems

Kitkattles

26 Oct, 2014, 7:07 pm

hope none of their babies sparkle

if it does

Put it on a can

-Master Serris

26 Oct, 2014, 7:08 pm

AMAZING

Kitkattles

26 Oct, 2014, 7:09 pm

And god sharktoof you drinkin red bull cause you draw so fast I mean yall postin a comic each day hpw do you even--

Sharktoof

26 Oct, 2014, 7:09 pm

WHERE YALL LOOKING FOR A MORE ELABORATE STORY PFT NOPE JUST THIS

IIII SUCK

LavenderPierrot

26 Oct, 2014, 7:10 pm

These comics always make me laugh. xD

SeaBreez222

26 Oct, 2014, 7:12 pm

OHH CRAP SIREN GONNA BE A MOM

citrusgoddess

26 Oct, 2014, 7:13 pm

-Looks back to one of the old comics...- I know what dem kids will look like. oUp

ReverendForks

26 Oct, 2014, 7:16 pm

Oh gosh so that's what happens to Siren. :O I hope they have lovely kids. XD

Sharktoof

26 Oct, 2014, 7:16 pm

zack : "WE'RE NOT--

NOO. NO CHILDREN NONO

THE LOT O' YOU ARE INSANE"

SeaBreez222

26 Oct, 2014, 7:20 pm

Siren likes the idea of starting a family with him ewe /bricked

citrusgoddess

26 Oct, 2014, 7:20 pm

It's okay Zack, practice parenthood with Bob. xD

-Master Serris

26 Oct, 2014, 7:26 pm

DEMON HELLSPAWN SIREN ZOMBIE KIDZ YASSSSS

-Master Serris

26 Oct, 2014, 7:27 pm

but she still has really white hair *-*

Sharktoof

26 Oct, 2014, 7:29 pm

^IT'LL EVENTUALLY GROW OUT AGAIN

LavenderPierrot

26 Oct, 2014, 7:33 pm

Yaaay. xD

Sharktoof

26 Oct, 2014, 7:37 pm

^/but will they blend/

ShiramiMBW

26 Oct, 2014, 7:45 pm

#ishipit #ishipitlikefedex

SeaBreez222

26 Oct, 2014, 7:48 pm

POSTED THE THING IS POSTED

SeaBreez222

26 Oct, 2014, 7:53 pm

I LOVE YA TOO HUN

-zyik-

26 Oct, 2014, 7:55 pm

Called it! jki.. :D Seriously tho the Wizard deserves a dou.chebag of the year reward.
Here are his nominations:
One.)He constantly harasses poor zack & siren( yes they are both freaks of nature but that's no excuse).
Two.)Doesn't pay the rent on his castle.
Three.)Held a grudge for * years and punched siren.
Four.) Hes trigger happy and loves shooting zack.
Five.) Home invasion
Six.) Tried to get zack & siren to act out his per.verted fantasies.
Seven.)Wants their future kids named after him even tho we don't know his real name.
Eight.) Wants an army of super monster zombie grandbabies!
Nine.) He basically has control over poor Siren's life due to the curse

Wizard is like that crazy, mean-spirited, senile old mean we all have met once or twice and the only reason we all tolerate him is because we feel bad for him. Except this one is magical & has ak-47s :p

Sharktoof

26 Oct, 2014, 7:56 pm

^PRECISELY

Gary!

26 Oct, 2014, 8:02 pm

I love that wizard. End of story.

SeaBreez222

26 Oct, 2014, 8:11 pm

Ooh! Now make a back story of how Wizard made Slender man Faceless l:D

Hollyfire

26 Oct, 2014, 8:19 pm

Everyone LOVES to shoot Zack in the head it seems... At least he can't die! (Or can he... hope not.) XD

Plutocate

26 Oct, 2014, 8:23 pm

I am official confused. XD

KatesZeCat

26 Oct, 2014, 8:41 pm

He... just shot... Zack-senpai... again... ome
*eye twitches*

Azire

26 Oct, 2014, 8:55 pm

But wait, Siren doesn't have a gender.... *The wild Azire hurt itself in confusion*

DaKingOfWaffles

26 Oct, 2014, 8:58 pm

I'd love me some zombie/siren hybrid kids :D

Also, does this mean Wizard won't be in these comics for awhile?

psych-resonance

26 Oct, 2014, 9:08 pm

just imagine the kiddies siren and zach could have
half-zombie siren monster things
beautiful

greatmaccao

26 Oct, 2014, 9:41 pm

is that a portal reference i spy

Sharktoof

26 Oct, 2014, 9:43 pm

^YES IT IS

Lycia

26 Oct, 2014, 9:55 pm

Grandkids? Is he Siren's dad???

Glowwnight

26 Oct, 2014, 11:13 pm

"the bieng alive club"

Khyris

26 Oct, 2014, 11:26 pm

Aha, I get it.

Rose-Tinted

26 Oct, 2014, 11:35 pm

Good gosh!!! That crazy wizard!!!

BlackZodiacQueen

27 Oct, 2014, 12:28 am

SIREN BABIES.
Would they be Zirens? Or Sombies?
xP

Sharktoof

27 Oct, 2014, 2:33 am

^WELL I DID ALTHOUGH I'M UNSURE WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO

-GCI_VIRUS-

27 Oct, 2014, 3:27 am

my opinion of the Wizard haz increased ten fold

Viivi

27 Oct, 2014, 7:20 am

"because he ships it" and "wants an army of children" I CANT BREATH

Merrie

27 Oct, 2014, 8:15 am

AHA, so the wizard DOES secretly ship it!!! XD

SeaGlass

27 Oct, 2014, 3:50 pm

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THE WIZARD IS ROSALINA'S CRAZY UNCLE
I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS IDEA CAME FROM BUT IT SOMEHOW FITS

Deku_Sage

28 Oct, 2014, 3:55 am

This one is my new favorite... well.. maybe xDDD GOD WIZARD YOU'RE SO AWESOME X'DDDD

Krazy Katt111

31 Oct, 2014, 12:44 am

for some really odd reason I think of ganondorf when I look at the wizard (aka magical d.ouchebag)

Unaone

11 Dec, 2022, 7:08 am

Armies of children are so hard to get tho

Unaone

13 Dec, 2022, 7:18 am

"BIENG ALIVE CLUB"

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