hA jokes by Sharktoof

#zombiezack #thesiren #szcomics
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-'TH' HELL AR' YE DOIN MATES? IT BE 3 IN THE MORNIN' WHAT'S evEN WITH THIS MUSIC YE UNCULTURED SWINE.
-"Ya well you two qui' it and keep i' down. Too early for this."
-"Siren? I'm serious now, you sto..."
-"Christ, it's having a grand-mal siezure. How long has siren been like this!?"
-"HOW COULD YE FORGET TO MENTION SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"

Wizrd tels bad joke an' zack not amused

lol yall saw it coming don't tell me you didn't. Zack was just slow

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
22 Oct, 2014, 2:58 am
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nxclearwinter

22 Oct, 2014, 3:00 am

sIREN NO

Plushypie

22 Oct, 2014, 3:03 am

'sick moves'
A.K.A. Siren dropping dead on the floor.

Crab-President

22 Oct, 2014, 3:05 am

siren dont die bb
we need you

to eat the humans

(-X-)<[Meta]

22 Oct, 2014, 3:05 am

So, I recently was browsing through colors, and I found your gallery, and I must say, this is one of the funniest comics on colors! I mean, well, not this specific one, cuz Siren dyeded but I love this series and yah

psych-resonance

22 Oct, 2014, 3:06 am

SIRENNNNnnnNNNNNnnNnNN
NOOOOOOoooOOOoOOOOOO

Fairy Lights

22 Oct, 2014, 3:06 am

aaaaAAH SIREN

Sharktoof

22 Oct, 2014, 3:07 am

HAHA GET IT SICK MOVES AND PRETTTY SHAKIn cause siren's sickk siezure someone take away my 3ds

Cyllya

22 Oct, 2014, 3:08 am

I love thenwizard's dance moves. And Zach's smexy zombie abs in panel 3.

psych-resonance

22 Oct, 2014, 3:09 am

bUT IF WE TOOK AWAY YOUR 3DS YOU COULDN'T MAKE SIREN ALL BETTER AGAINNNN

Sharktoof

22 Oct, 2014, 3:12 am

^

psych-resonance

22 Oct, 2014, 3:12 am

make siren better
pls

Sharktoof

22 Oct, 2014, 3:15 am

*kickflips off bear and sips tea whilst laughing maniacly into sunset

SO THS IS HOW IT'S LIKE BEING A WRITER

MAKING READERS SUFFER

psych-resonance

22 Oct, 2014, 3:17 am

*chases after you and jumps on yo back* SKREEEEEEE

(-X-)<[Meta]

22 Oct, 2014, 3:17 am

yup. now end it.

aquajayfeather

22 Oct, 2014, 3:19 am

:O No Siren

Rose-Tinted

22 Oct, 2014, 3:22 am

Siren didn't look so bad until the wizard came along!
EVIL WIZARD MAGICZ IS KlLLING SIREN!!!!!

psych-resonance

22 Oct, 2014, 3:23 am

^ :O !!!

BeatBox

22 Oct, 2014, 3:34 am

Zack may have noticed earlier if he wASNT SHOT IN THE HEAD BY A CERTAIN WIZARD WHO MAKES PRETTY GOOD PUNS.

ReverendForks

22 Oct, 2014, 3:36 am

WIZARD'S RUINING EVERYTHING PLEASE BRING SIREN BACK TO LIFE PLEASEEEEEEEEE DON'T DO THIS TO ME3EEEEEEE D:

Winston Poptart

22 Oct, 2014, 3:37 am

that wizard is like an evil life suking succubus! >:c

BlackZodiacQueen

22 Oct, 2014, 3:43 am

NOOOOOOOO
SIREN U BEAUTIFUL CREATIVE LIIIIIVVE!

Hollyfire

22 Oct, 2014, 3:50 am

SIREN!!! DON'T DIE ON US!!!

DaKingOfWaffles

22 Oct, 2014, 3:50 am

QUCKLY, ZACK CAN OPERATE ON SIREN
HES A DOCTER RIGHT?!

NURSE, HAND ME A CHAINSAW

Dogwasp

22 Oct, 2014, 4:05 am

i love the wizard. i just realized that his robe is a lanscape or something? like theres the grass, sky, stars and yeah

Plutocate

22 Oct, 2014, 4:10 am

SIREN NOOOOO!!!
THAT WIZARD. THAT WIZARD! I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THAT WIZARD!
FIX SIREN NOWWWWWW
*hides under a table* Ok Im done

.:Giza

22 Oct, 2014, 4:13 am

DONT DIE, SIREN!! D:
HANG IN THERE!!!!1111
I'LL SEND AMBURLANCES TO THE RESCUE!!

deadpooI

22 Oct, 2014, 6:04 am

BITE HER! it's the only way! or otherwise zombify her

Krazy Katt111

22 Oct, 2014, 6:10 am

*laughs at last 2 panels*

the wizard is a total magical d.ouchebag, but i love him

best trio on colors AHHHHHHH DONT MAKE IT A DUO SIREN NEEDS TO NOT DIE-

Krazy Katt111

22 Oct, 2014, 6:17 am

people are gonna cryyyy when/if you really kiII siren off.

I'll be a little sad because I won't get to see anymore of a cool character

but if you wanna make me cry, kiII a spider. WAIT NO DON'T KlLL IT, IT DOESN'T DESERVE THAT *grabs spider and holds it*

...What? Why are you all staring at me like that? Somebody's gotta love what everyone else hates!

*everyone runs away*

A'ite

Deku_Sage

22 Oct, 2014, 6:51 am

x'DDD I frikkin' love this wizard <x'DDDD Oh noeess! Siren pls b okey, bae :'D Gosh, every comic of yours is just perfect <xD

NicoAkira

22 Oct, 2014, 7:19 am

...
OnO
...
I didn't realize how much I actually care for these characters 'til now... And yes, that's exactly the feeling I love about writing--my sister loves it too, she almost always ki.lls off one (or more, depending) of the central characters. But dang it, the other end of it sucks!

BlueJayfeathers

22 Oct, 2014, 12:37 pm

Yes k!ll the main character! Just like a sh!t ton of other authers before you.
Like all of your fans will hate you 'n stuff
its a beautiful feelin.
You should like try it 'n see what happens :D
*reaches for shap objects*
It'll be fun :D

kittybean

22 Oct, 2014, 12:59 pm

RAKES NAILS DOWN A CHALKBOARD dont die siren pleas e

Rachelffy8

22 Oct, 2014, 7:23 pm

Youre not serious right? She'll be fine right? right?

Erin Inkwolf

22 Oct, 2014, 7:56 pm

I have 2 theories:

1: Siren Is going through some sort or Metamorphisis Into an even scarier monster.
2: Siren Is turning into a zombie herself from contact with zack.

Boom.

KatesZeCat

22 Oct, 2014, 9:27 pm

OH HAAAAAAAAILLLLLL NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CHU WILL NOT DIE ON MEEEEH SIIRRRREEEENNN
*shocks her a gazillion times with a D-fib*

Wait.
*falcon pawches ze Wizard*
NEOW BACK TO SAVING THIS CHICK OF PURE AWESOMENESS
*Moar shocks with ze D-fib*

Sharktoof

22 Oct, 2014, 11:34 pm

*laughs manaically

Sharktoof

23 Oct, 2014, 1:24 am

/LAUGHING INTENSIFIES/

KatHat

23 Oct, 2014, 2:55 am

Siren could go zambie like Zack. Then they could be undead lovers. .-.

RoxxPardus

23 Oct, 2014, 8:41 am

Wizard suddenly reminded me of Ice King.

SeaGlass

23 Oct, 2014, 2:15 pm

HOLD UP DID THE WIZARD HAVE MUSIC PLAYING FROM HIS ROBE?
THATS PRETTY FRICKEN COOL

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