What green and Smells like pork? xDD

U mad bro.....WAIT are you a furry......WHAT ARE YOU?! don't say alien or I'll prob you :T

Something funny in the comments plz...

:3

Oh and Im your long lost father that was replaced by you other father that you may or may not know about......I wanted to name you luke

never mind Im just making this comment weird IGNORE EVERYTHING D:<

Something funny in the comments plz. plz.. xD srry

(My friends favorite caracter dies in an anime and i said,"its ok,ill go get you some water"then she says"HE USED TO DRINK WATER." Is that funny?im no comedian :P)

Dumb question but I'm going to ask anyway. What does Flower Mario do exactly or is it just a random idea you thought of.

heres my joke:

Jack and jill went up a hill so jack could eat jills candy. jack got a shock and a mouthful of ***k because jills real name was randy.

@soul: grows gaint roots to go to higher place? uses a vine whip? idk i just drew it :p

that was just......to funny for laughter

@im a pony: its too wrong for laughter

Hmm... grow roots huh, I keep Imagining that he's able to summon the other flower power ups and cheats his way through a level, like a Super Guide Item. Like what if he has all four flower power ups like Fire Flower, Ice Flower, Cloud Flower, and the Boomerang Flower.

tickle my dic.kle you got a whistle :33

ok I was'nt gonna say nothin....was trying to be nice but...you said it not me

THE ROCKYS BACKS ARE MERGED

Theres a difference between furry, and anthros
Furries: People who dress up in fur suits and stuff
anthros: actual anthropomorphic animals, charactors drawn by people

the more you know

THE PACMEN HAVE THE TACOS

Something funny? Hows this: "Someone called me fat once. I got so upset I threw my triple decker cheeseburger with extra bacon at him."

Here's something: I stopped someone in our zone recently. They wound down their window and said "Hey! I need to get through, I've got a meeting in ten minutes."
I replied "I'm sorry sir, but until the mini loader gets out of the road there's nothing I can do."
He turns red and says "Do you know how important I am? I make more in a single day than you make all year!"
I resisted saying "Wow, you must be a really good dancer!" I couldn't help but chuckle anyway. You could imagine how mad he got. I don't know if this'll offend anybody so you can delete it after reading it...

^ UH OH, YOU MADE A FAT JOKE! BETTER REPORT YOU BECAUSE FAT IS A BAD WORD!

jk

^ YOU MADE A HOOKER JOKE BETTER REPORT YOU TOO!

Hello Furry :D

Because i am bad at
cheering people up...:
click this plz. --> #StalkerBlade

Thanks! I tried my
best, because i really
wanted to say something
suportive when you posted
that vent. I didnt have the
words or curage to say
anything though....i am sorry.
v//n//v''

Something funny, eh?...lemme think.....

Ok, this guys goes to burger king.

Guy: "I wanna big mac!:V"

Worker: "Sir, we don't sell big macs here.This is burger king. -.- "

Guy: "I WANNA BIG MAC!"

Worker: "Sir, this is >BURGER KING< not >MCDONALDS< we sell whoppers, not big macs."

//shot before i can finish

I dunno if you've heard this one before but here it goes anyway...
Did you know Hellen Keller had a pet dog?
...
Neither did she. :'D

Alright. I am happy
you are feeling better!

Pickle

First, a question. Do you have something against us furries, or are you just tired of being mistakenly called one?

Second, and this is terribly punny so pardon my lack of humor,

Why did the Cucoo jump over the ravine?

Link needed to get to the other side. :D

That was horrible, I know. XD I'm sorry. I tried. Link is so mean to dem Cucoo's though.

@citywolf: I'm just tired of people thinking me and my character are one :v

O.o A joke, huh? .....bleh. I got nothing, dude. Sorry. XO

Haters gonna hate. 'Taters gonna tate..? <xD I'm terrible

Somethin funny?

me: stop stealing my candy!
grandad: cranberries? (hes obsessed with cranberries) the old icecream truck used to sell that flavor, back in 1960... *snore*

Have you ever tried eating a clock?
It's very time consuming.
*ba-dum crash*