Elecjudo convos first.

Elecjudo: So, Yu, any new inventions?
Yu: (Bored) I made a toaster that cooks 20 percent faster than a regular one.
Elecjudo: Well, that's useful if your in a hurry... I, guess.
(End)

Fluffers: Hey, Lec!
Elecjudo: Yes?
Fluffers: Remember that one time you and I went mining?
Elecjudo: (Quietly) How could I forget.
Fluffers: And we found all those diamonds...
Elecjudo: We found one diamond, and we had 12 stacks of coal.
Fluffers: And we fought those Zombies...
Elecjudo: We pushed them into lava, no, we nudged them into lava.
Fluffers: And we went to the nether...
Elecjudo: Where you died and lost mentioned diamond.
Fluffers: And ate some pork!
Elecjudo: (Pause) He's right, we did eat some pork.
Fluffers: It was a good experience, right Lec?
Elecjudo: Eh. It was ok.
(End)

Yu's turn!

Yu: So, I've heard of this, 'vore fetish' thing.
Gate: And that 'tis?
Yu: Basically, its getting eaten whole.
Gate: That seems dangerous.
Yu: I think that's the point... It's only a cartoon thing though.
(Long pause)
Elecjudo: I'm into it.
Yu: Huh?
Elecjudo: I'm into vore.
Yu: Well... It probably exists in your world so....
Elecjudo: I wouldn't be able to do it though. Everything that goes into my mouth gets burned instantly.
(Pause)
Yu: Ya know, I don't understand any of you.
(End)
Yu: Fluffers, lets talk building.
Fluffers: I recently learned how to make an Anvil.
Yu: Hmm, any bada.ss structures lately?
Fluffers: I made the survival box.
Yu: What's that?
Fluffers: It's a big box, with dispencers around the sides, and every two minutes, more zombies spawn in. You see how long you can last.
Yu: Sweet, must be a breeze with diamonds.
Fluffers: It would, if I could get the two minute thingy to work.
Yu: Maybe I could help?
Fluffers: You know about redstone?
Yu: Nope.
(End)

Now for Fluffers.
Fluffers: So, did you hear that I slayed the Enderdragon?
Gate: No, how did you defeat the beast?
Fluffers: Snowballs.
Gate: Pardon?
Fluffers: I threw snowballs at it 'till it died.
Gate: (Confused look) Your methods baffle me...
(End)
Fluffers: This place reminds me of a village I was at a while back.
Yu: What did you do there?
Fluffers: Gave a bunch of zombies fire resistance and unleashed them on the village.
Gate: You won't do that here right?
Fluffers: Depends on if anyone pi.sses me off...

Gates up!
Gate: Sir Elecjudo, you seem quite refined for an animal.
Yu: (chuckles) That's comin' from the pony.
Gate: Anyway... Thoust should meet the Princesses, you would like them.
Elecjudo: I'm in a good mood right now.
Fluffers: Your not acting like it.
Elecjudo: I know, the whole reason I'm here is because I'm in a good mood. That's why I'm not a regular here. People annoy me.
Gate: Well... Sorry.
(End)
Gate: Sir Yukinoh, I recent have bought a com-pu-ter, but it is not turning on.
Yu: Was it damaged beforehand?
Gate: No, I got it delivered from the store, to my 'house.'
Yu: Did you press the on button?
Gate: Repeatedly. But it would not work.
Yu: (pause and look up from cards) Did you plug it in?
Gate: No...
Yu: You have to plug it in.
Gate: Where?
Yu: You have electrical sockets in your world?
Gate: No.
Yu: Should of thought this through better.
(End)

"I threw snowballs at it until it died."
I laughed so hard I choked on my breakfast