OMG YES LMFAO HE LOOKS SO SCARED
srs tho mine

Hahaha XD

Eden: "death glare"

*hissing intensifies *

Eden: *v.iolently death glares*

*hissing stops* *puppy eyes*

Eden: *freezes* *pokes face*

*huge puppy eyes and added sobbing sounds*

Eden: *collapses*

i hAVE WON THE HUNGER GAMES
*pokes Eden* don't make me give you CPR

Eden: *jumps up* *tackles Des*

*Shocked look* hi

*whisper* eden ur hot too js

Eden: *gets up* *slowly walks away* *runs like the wind*

Eden: *returns with chainsaw*

sTOP

hammer time B)

Eden: *battle stance*

Nahh, man. I don't do battle. So we either settle this in a way that doesn't require movement or injury or I'll just throw sticks at you.

Eden: *throws stick*

>:T fine *throws bigger stick*

Pyra: "STO-" *gets hit on head by stick*

bABE NoOOOOooOoO look what you've done eden

Eden: *startled* *panics* *throws tree*

hEY *throws oprah* fFS MAN DOWN

Eden: *blinks* *looks at Des* *looks back at Oprah* *looks back at Des* *puts in ear plugs* *throws justin beiber*

edEN I DID NOT KNOW YOU HATED ME THIS MUCH
hm

*throws back bieber*
>:c
i am offended eden

Eden: *sorry look* *puts beiber back in garbage*

*offended look* mhm yup u better put that back where it belongs

u frick

now is pyra even okay

Pyra: *stands up* Yeah I'm okay, I'm a demon I'll have you know heheh

Okok good B)
nOW EDEN

This fight is childish
[Alex in the background yells] "bUT VERY ENTERTAINING JS"

*ahem* BI what do we do exactly

Pyra: *stands on podium* THE RULES ARE
Rule #1 umm.. ummm...
*Nathan bursts in* *hands Pyra paper*
Pyra: OKAY RULE #1: No biting, clawing or stabbing. RULE #2: If your opponent should die, it is your fault. RULE #3: Nathan shall always be better than Pyra. *pauses* NATHAN YOU LITTLE SHI-
DING DING DING!

wait srs

i'm a wOMAN OF PEACE
and a little vio.lence but thats not

ah nvm lETS GO
(real talk tho: are Alex and Nathan just off to the side like.. watching? lmfao)

Eden: *does super awesome ninja backflip with a triple banana twist* *lands on Des's head*

(yeah, i guess they are xD)

jESUS EDEN fine fine i give up BI
*throws him off*
I'm wAY TOO LAZY TO FIGHT MAN

Eden: *victory dance*

Nathan: *falls on knees* IT'S OVERRRRRRR!! IT'S FINALLY OVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

whatever Eden BI
you win this round

bUT I STILL HAve Bring Me The Horizon B)

Alex: But it was just about to get good dudeee.

Pyra: So.. it's over now huh

Chase: *emerges from dark corner (he was there the whole time)* ..Or is it?
Piano: DUN DUN DUNNNN

[dramatic music]
BI Only time will tell

Alex: You're all lame. This is lame now. fIGHT OR SOMETHIN.

Eden: *throws fork at Alex*

Alex: hEY U LIL FU.CKTARD GO SC.REW OFF P R I C K
(OOC: alex calm your frickin' ti.ts, jesus.)

Pyra: Pfffffffffttttt *choking on laughter*

Nathan: *rolling on floor*

Chase: *walks slowly back into corner*

*Uncontrolable laughter* Alex you are an embarrasment.
Alex: *Slaps them all* Jerks.

Eden: *glares at alex*

Pyra: BELLYFLOP *jumps on alex*

Alex: oH MY FU- pYrA W HY YOU TW AT ILL DESTROY YOu with mY looks B)

Alex please no

Eden: *jumps in front of Pyra*

Pyra: EDEN! NOOOOOOOO

Alex: Kick up the kawaii >B) *Super cute death glare*

*Sits down and watches* Jfc guys

Eden: *GASP*

Pyra: Eden! I shall save you! *super smexy demon glare*

Alex: *Huge super fu.ckin cute puppy eyes* Awwh, c'mon mister

Pyra: DON'T CALL ME MISTER IT MAKES ME FEEL OLD I'll have you know, I'm only 520 *super smexy wink*

Alex: *Whimpers* I'm sorry, love. ;-; *Cries* D-don't yell at me.

Pyra: Um.. Um.. Uuuuummmmm... *brain fries*

Chase: *comes out of corner* GEEZ *pushes through* *pushes Pyra especially hard* WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK *smiles at Alex* Hey there *babies start crying*

Alex: *Actually blushes* O-oh. Wh-who are you...? o///o *Small smile while shaking*

(I ship it da.mn hard)

Chase: *blinks* um I um well I don't um I don't-

Pyra: Oh come on! *evil smirk* *pushes Chase towards Alex*

Alex: *Blushing hard* I-I.. Um, I.. o////o Yo-you're.. cute-- I mean-- I-- Um-- *Hides face while letting out small wimpering noises*

Chase: *freezes* Um..Um..Um..T-thanks I g-guess.. ah.. ummm... (not exactly sure what to do in this kind of situation)

Pyra: *chuckles*

(haha I think I may have blushed a bit at that js xD)

Alex: i gOTTA GO *Runs away*
Jfc wHAT DID U GUYS DO TO HIM???

(Lmfao xDD )

Pyra: *burts out laughing*
Chase: *punches Pyra in the face with an acidic fruit*

*Dying of laughter* omf you sh.its
pUT THE FRUIT D OWN

Chase: *growls*

Chase: *reaches for more fruit*

*Glomps Chase*
you are my pet now

no backsies srrynotsrry
kthxbye

Pyra, Eden and Nathan: *awkwardly standing silently in background*

Nathan: "Well, ... Is that it?"
Pyra: "I think that's it"
Eden: *tilts head curiously* *starts intense victory dance*