Hey Rokku!

Aaahhhh yezz... mighty no.9!

YES It is I! Mighty No.9! HAHAHAHAHA

mighty no.megaman...

'TIS I! NEVER FEAR MIGHTY NO.9 IS HERE TO DESTROY ALL MY SIBLINGS AND ALL THEY HOLD DEAR. I WILL END YOUR CRUEL NECROMANCING...

7: actually... we were just dancing..

*shovel knight voice* deewnt compeer me tew me dad!

XD

(hheeeeey, I see light yoai is allowed -w- heuheuheuhe)

(brb)

heuheuheuheuheuheu

hai Q3Q
ima talk ina corner
if dats okay wit yall

heyllo :p

:L but i just ate a fruit roll up!!
*turns on lights*
BECHES BE TREPPES

HEY ALL U PEOPLE

HEY ALL U PEOPLE

WHY DONT U LISTEN TOO MEEEEEEEEE?!

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH WIT JELLYFISH

JELLLLLLLLY!!!

uuuhhhh....... w-what di I just?

..........read?

wtf WTF XD

THE ULTIMATE SAMMICH F-YEA!

YAAAAAAY :DDDDDDD

GOTTA

LOVE

THOSE

HAWT

DUMPLINGS!

Dat Dumpling

B-y

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS
DANCING ON RAINBOWS
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS
DANCING ON RAINBOWS
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS
DANCING ON-
DANCING ON-
RAINBOOOOOWWWZZZ!!!!

Now let's test what we've learned so far!

SMILES.

YAAAAY.

PUPPIES AND KITTINS BURNING!!!! :DDDDDDD

THEN ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE AND 7 KIDNAPPED BECKKKKK

7: muahahahaaaa

Well,
Fu.ck

aaahhh! D:

SAVE MEH WTF-SENPAI AND ROKKU-SENSEI!

rokku: OH NOO NOT BECCCHGHHHHHHH!!1!
keji inafune: ewe *staring at rokku's bawtt*

7: HAHAHAAAAA IM GONNA STEAL BECK AND FUUUUUUU- HAVE INTER COURSE WITH HIM.

Bech, plz im a ninja!!!!!
*teleports to starbucks and gets a capachino*

nooooo WTF has betrayed us by the power of coffeeeeeeeeeee!

(i spelt it wrong,
nah, fu.ck it)

*fades out* IVVVEEE ALWAYS LIKED TEA BETTtttteeerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

*teleports bak*
IM BAK TO GET DIS BOTHA FO!
*arm turns into sword*
*RUNZ LIEK FU.QIN SANIC*

7: im a ninja too... *teleports and ends up in front of keji*

keji: eDe do yuu rike miighty numbah nine-desu?
7: ....yes.

GATTO GU FAST SANIC

*cu.tz 7 liek Sanic and levi combined*

WTF Heichou! :D

7: x.x

battalion(no.5): yuu look pretty.. when you die.. B)

oh xel. It's no.5.

*slides shades on*
Oy,
you thought i was a ninja huh?
NUPE!
I am from the surveyco.rps,
WTF HEICHOU!
(i got da whole cosplay btw x3)

x: *O* sugoiiiii<33

[brb]
[I WILL RETURN.
after this camertial break.
OR HOW EVER THE HELL U SPELL IT.]

Wtf Heichou, I noticed there is a little speck of dirt on your shoes, may I clean them for you?

commercial

*commercial

MIGHTY NUMAH NINE-DESUUUU

ROKKKUUUUUUUMAYUUUN

DONOTBLAMEFATHERHEISONLEHAMAAAAAYYUUUUNNNN

(SCHOOL)

WTF: Ok class ur homework is-

Zero: WELL FU.CK!

Wtf: *GASP*
Did u just say the F word?!

Zero: HOW ABOUT U SU.CK MY BALLZ

Wtf: What did u say?!

Zero: Sorry, sorry sorry.
*pulls out microphone*
HOW ABOUT U SU.CK MY BA.
LLZ?!

7.: DUDE U CANT SAY FU.CK IN SCHOOL, FU.CK TARD

Wtf: 7!!

9: GUYS SHUT THE FU.CK UP

Wtf: 9!!!

X: WHAT THE FU.CK?!

Wtf: X!!!

X'D

Yes. XD

Zero: I CAN SAY FU.CK WHEN EVER I WANT!
FU.CK FU.CK FU.CKETY FU.CK FU.CK

Wtf: GO TO THE OFFICE.

*office o3o*

Rokku: Why were u cussin in class?

Zero: .....

Rokku: Dont duh drugz, mkay?

Zero: WHAT THE FU-

*title music turns on*

*LOL ORIAN HIGH SCHOOL CLUB*

KISSU KISSU FARR IN RUVV

WTFFFFF! 7 jeeps se.xually harrassing meeeeeee! D':

*keeps XD

STOP IT!

STAP.

WE MUST CONTINUE CLASS.

*ding dong*

Well fu-

*everyone runs out*

7: HELL YEA. *picks beck up and runs out to a dark ally*

ATJFHOHDJJDSVHRRIOFCS3YHSHUBJDUNDCNJDVHGTSFHJ

*The nurse in Dr Pikachu >X3*

*she is on guard*

zonda: *the s.ex ed teacher XDDD*

Dr: *picks up 7 by the head b4 entering fully*

r u goin somewere :)

it only play time.

unless i can play with U.

*creepy pe.do face*

7: *runs to the boys' locker room and locks the door* uDu there's no escape, lil becky.

*Dr is everyones hottest/darkest nightmare* x3

(evry1 thinks zonda's hot but its not gey cuz bigender XD)

*LOL ZONDA FOR SE.X ED!!!-

N-no, 7 p-p-please! S-stop! O////O

(omg Zonda would be the best teacher :D)

7: no. >XD

keji: *in the corner f.appin XDDD* eDe

(zonda is best s.ex education teacher.)

Jeff: *walks by locker with Ergo*

*sings*

ITS OK TO BE GAY

JOYS WITH THE BOYS
IN A GAY WAAAAY!!!

Ergo: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Jeff chases after Ergo*

*LOL MOST MESSED UP SCHOOL.
I WANNA GO TO THIS SCHOOL SUMDAY!!!!!
WHAT IS IT CALLED XDD*

meanwhile...

x: *walking home with zero* z... we've been together for months now.. and uhh...

(dr.wily's school for gey robuts XDDD)

[BEAUTIFUL]

(uhh..... is it ok to just leave beck and 7 in there.....?)

Zero: ?

Dr: SE.X TIMES OVER!!!!

*claws locker open*

9.7: *stops making out*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH

Dr: R U READY KIDZ?!

(We like to party song comes in the backround while Dr does some, uuuhhhhhh, things)

*just bru.tally sta.bbing :P*

x: my dad wants to meet you... :<

7: DEMIT.

Zero: Dont worry, ill protect you from any creeps that ever touch u!!!! t>-t<!

Zero: H-He does??

o _ o

*in the backround, Jeff is still chasing after Ergo saying: LET ME FU.CKKK YOOOOUUUU!!!! <33333
and Ergo scream:
STAY AWAY FROM ME,
CREEP!!!*

* Jeff's song:
CUZ TO NIGHT IM FU.CKING U!!! <333

Ergo's:
I KNEW U WHERE TROUBLE WHEN U WALKED IN*

x: *hugs zero* my dad's always a jerk to men i bring home... D:>

7: *sigh* ok... beck... seriously.. i won't raep you.. just..please.. go on a date with me..? QwQ

*Still scarred for life after what 7 did*

7: oh, come on... -3- all i did was lick you.

Zero: Dont worry, hun!
ill try to convince your dad!
*looks somewhat handsomer now*

*still speechless*

Zonda: *walks right next to 7*

There is Se.x-ed tomorrow.
vuv

*walks away*

[in this RP
Dr is wearing dem se.xy nurse outfit -u-]

7: :c

x: *laughs* X//3 oki

zonda: *continues as he walks away* THE TOPIC IS LICKING.

7: *facepalm*

[HOLY SH.IT.
X AND ZERO HAD A MOMENT
FU.CK YEH!!!]

zonda: *walks into the nurse office where doc is and locks the door* eUe

*still traumatized*

Dr: *was apperently checking the medicine until she hear the click of the lock*

*doesnt turn around*

what is it Zonda?

7: ......*kissus traumatized beck*

zonda: looking at these hot teenage boys all day made me h.orny :U

*ded*

*i forgot to say that she was wearing a mouth-nose mask*

Dr: *rolls eyes*

Idiot.

*continues working*

7: .....*raeps ded bechhhhk*

zonda: *hugs her from behind* Awhh c'mooonn <3 we're engaaaged..<3 act like it... :>

Dr: *looks at Zonda from above her shoulder*

*pulls her mask down alittle*

*Kissu Zonda*

*slides it back on*

Ur cute.

*continues working*

*suddenly wakes up*

SSSEVVEEENNN! >:U

[Oh Doc e3e]

*runs off*

zonda: -//-''

7: o//o'' *innocent smile? XD*....*TOOOTALLYYYYY wad not suckin' on beck's "arm cannon"*

rock: *walking home alone* <:(

[NUUUU DEH POOR ROCKY!!!]
Zero: *runs up to rock*
I still luv u too! <3

rock: yey! ^D^

x: *yells from afar* ZERO YOU MAN-WHO.RE!

*after running for a while, he stops*

whew.... I think I'm far enough now......

Dr: I hav to work.

We can have se.x went we get home -3-

[WOW.
NEVA THOUGHT SHE SAY DAT.]

(btw Zero is hugging Rock)

5: *catches up to beck* Ahhh! mighty number nieeenn! you look so preddy as yuu run! BD

zonda: ok.. i'll just be.. re-stocking the scool's co.ndom supply... the kids use em all so fast :T

rock: -^u^- <3

GAAAH! H-how did you catch up so fast!

5: ....i used my gigantic c0ck missile. BP

Dr: Im somehow not suprized.

Zero: Rock is like a little bruther (that can sometimes reape
and X is my wife
(so we can nas kids -u-)

rock: *sees beck* :o *runs to him* bekku senpaii!! <3 -^D^-

5: *esplodes*

x: *waits for zero* :T

Oh hi Rock! How's it going? ^.^

*hugs Rock*

rock: *huggy* i missed youuu D': why do you keep hanging out with 7? that's no fun.. i wanna be with you, bekky... D:>

Zero: *Heartbroken cuz uf ruk*

------

Dr: Done >3>

Well, it wasn't really my choice....... but I how I can hang out with you more soon! *lightly pokes Rock's nose*

rock: *giggles* that'd be nice ^//^

x: zero, dear, you coming..?D: stop looking at my little brother like that...

zonda: HOORAY. :3

Zero: *Hugs X*
Ur the all loving!!! Q3Q

Dr: Your like a Child in a candy store, Zonda.
*puts lab coat on*

rock: *beams* y-yes! ://D

*at hume*

zonda: how ironic considering you're gonna be the one suckin' my lollipop ;p

x: zero.. chill.. D: </3

rock: the hello kitty store!!!! >w<

Dr: *Looks at Zonda and smirks*
Ur gunna have to make me want it, suger.

----

Zero: I love you, X <3

zonda: *holding a super long pink crystal lollipop* ;P

x: luv yuu too, z :>
--
rock: YAAAYY! -^D^- *runs into the pink store, gripping to beck's hand*

*AWWW SUGA
DA DA DADA DA DA
AWW HONEY HONEY
DIN DIN DINDIN DIN DIN

U R MAH FAVORIT GUUUURL!*
*lol*

Dr: *gets pi.ssed*

*grabs it out of his hand, licks it, THEN CRUNCH*

*throws the stick away*

zonda: *cringes, crossing xis legs* ouch.....

*this is what really happend*

Dr: *grabs the lolipop*

How many licks does it take to
eat a crystal?
LETS FIND OUT!
*lick*
A ONE
*lick*
A-Ha TWOO

*lick*
A THREEE!!!!

*CRRRRRUUUUNNNCHHH*

zonda: *crossing legs tighter* THE ANSWER IS 69 LICKS BTW D//X<

Dr: *holds up the stick*
Dont make me shove this up your a.ss and skull, fu.ck you.

Zero: *picks up X bridle style and walks into da sunset -u-*

*PEANUTBRITTLE!!!*

(XD)

*suddenly looks extremely deppressed*

Too... much...... So girly.......

*a dark aura is emitted from his body*

help......

rock: one sec, lemme get changed :D *runs to le changing room*
--
zonda: whatever floats your love boat, dear.. ;3

AGGHH NO I GTG D:

(Will Beck escape this girly hello kitty store alive?! Will Rock get tons of fabuuu clothing? WILL THE COST OF EVERYTHING BE UNBARABLY HIGH? Eghh... I'll probably be to lazy to roleplay tomorrow......)

(too bad we're gonna XD)

Dr: Ur a a.sshole....

.....

But i still love u.

*Kisssuuuu >u<*

(NUUUUUUUU)

zonda: love you too.. u3o *kissu* now then... --THE S.EX HAPPENS.--

--DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN--

--lets pause this rp and go to ur most recent docXzonda pic and continue the xXz--

--mkay :^--

Ahhh.. mighty no.9...

:L im dying inside.

ohhh nooooooo

Yup,
Tragic.
SKOOOL SUQED TODEH!!

BECCHHHK GET YO AZZ IN HERE

--im also continuing the thing on the other thing, pikachu :p--

--its litteraly the "next day" of school e3e--

--utter ting on wut utter ting?--

--WHERE THE HELL IS BECHH

-- must be running late to class :L --

:)

DA MAIN PERSON IS HERE YAAAAAY!!!
*throws sprinkles*

rock: woop! *comes out wearing a dress*

-- im seriously cold as sh.it right naow o_o --

Whooo! *puts on a dinsour costume and dances around*

--ok, but srsly, its the next day--

zonda: ok class! welcome to s.ex-ed! eDe *points to poster of p.enis*

7: >3>

uggghhhh..... I super fightin' hate this class -.-

--Princable Rokku watching the camra in her office VERY carefully LOOOL--

rock: *holding on to beck* :< yucky...

7: *growls*

zonda: ok, so, we all know that boring cr.ap about std's, bla bla bla.. HAVE PREOTECTED GEY S.EX OR YOU'LL DIE. *glares at x and zero*

x: eep! o.o *clings to zero* >//<

--WTF joins Rokku wit sum popcorn--

Rock, please get off of me *shakes him off*

rock: p3p oki.. *scoots away*

zonda: *takes out a co.ndom* SEE THIS?! IT'S A FAWKING CO.NDOM. USE IT YOU ARSS-FAWKERS!!

x: *wisper* >3< z, i'm scared..

O.o what is this school?

-- me in the backround laughing as hell while Dr. is standing right next to the door outside,
crossing her arms and leaning her back on the wall to listen what they are saying. --

Men. >_>

7: o3o either a really epic school or a really re.tarded school....

zonda: *clears throat* now that that's out of the way... let's talk about the fun stuff! ^u^

Zero: I am so confused about this class,
and i always will be.......
*is scarred to dea.th*

soo... what is the "fun stuf"?

zonda: now then, tell the truth. how many of you in this class have had ACTUAL s.ex before..?

--zero's the only one to raise his hand then x raises his all embarassed--

zonda: HAH! I KNEW IT! XD

yep. I'm still innocent. *derpily tries to make an innocent smile*

--Fangirling in room A1:Office--

7: not for long... ewe *perv smile @ beck*

zonda: -3-

N-no way! Never! D:

axl: :3 say, zero, when you make love to x does your hair get in the way..?

x: >3>

--Axl still doesnt know sh.it about the birds and the bees--

Dr: ...

Thats it.

*DOOR SLAMS OPEN*

DO EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE FU.CKING BEEZ!!??

*awkward silence*

*somerandomkidwithaawkwardb0ner*

rock: i dont.. :o

x: -//-'

uh... kind-of? ish?

Dr:

BUT FOR U GAY A.SSES
ITS GUNNA BE DIFFERENT.

*Hand slap on desk*

EVERYONE SAW A DI.CK.
YEAH.
A POSTER.
FU.CK U.

ANYWAY.

*does a whole lecture about gay smex that everyone go WHAT THE FU.CK and HOW DA HELL DID SHE KNOW ABOUT DAT and also WHAT DO GIRLS LEARN THESE DAYS?!*

x: *was clung to z the whole time* >n<''

axl: ..o.o... *claps

--Done--

Dr: *Crosses arms*
HOPED U LEARNED SOMETHING U GAYS.

*everyone with a awkward face while Zonda has a straight poker face*

*staaaaaaaarreee*

axl: *claps even louder* XD

Zero:
What am i doing with my life.......???

*slowly puts his head in his hand*

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

7: *puts arm around beck* ^w^

x: i already knew this stuff...

Dr: *quickly looks at X*

SHUT UP GAY.

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *flinches a little at 7*

--Zonda and his awkward b0ner :p--

x: >3> you shut up, straight!

axl: Ooohhhhhhhhhh snap!

7: Shh..

zonda: >3> SHUT UP ABOUT MY WIFE-TO-BE.

I need to forget I ever learned any of this T.T

7: noo! it'll be useful later :3

Dr: *grabz X's head and picks him up*

I FU.CKED GIRLZ B4.
DONT MAKE ME F U TO.

-randomkid- Jeff: WHEN R WE GOING TO ACCUALY HAV SE.X IN THIS CLASS?!

Zero: HEY LET GO OF X D:<

SHUT IT JEFF

*while Axl was laughing hizz a.ss of, doc threw a needle at his forhead and fell asleep*

o.o

zonda: yea, im a girl AND a boy >3>
x: *crying* Q3Q s-sorry ms....

*he fell asleep, not her :I*

keji inafune: *bursts in* do yuu rike gey robuts? eDe

Dr: YEAH U BETTER BE,
U LITTL FU.CKER.
*drops X*

*Walks away like she just blown yo fu.ckin mind*

Zero: *Holding X tight*
You ok, X?! D:>

*lol no one heard*

(I know :l)

*speaks japanese* S-Sensei! whataru arearu youaru doingaru hereau?

x: *crying in z's neck*

Zero: Mah Poor Baby Q_Q

keji: iaru wantaru thearu megaru manaru arssaru

rock: wat. o.o

Jeff: *yells annoyed*
BUUUU.TTTTTT
SMEEEEEEX!!

-Otherrandomkid-
Ergo: Ki.ll me now.....

uuuuhhhharu youaru okaru Keji Sensei?

x: Q3Q *nuzzy*

keji: yeasaru s3xyaru. uUu

Zero: Dunt worry babe!
Ill make sure she doesnt do dat again D//:<

Soooaru... was thataru thearu "specialaru trainingaru" rockaru toldaru mearu toaru skiparu?

brb

-the only girl-

Nina: HA.
GAAAAAYYYYEEEEE!!!!

x: QoQ thankies <3

xayne: SHUT UP NINA.

keji: yesaru

Nina: U SHUT UP! D:<

Zero: *Pecks X's nose*

Axl: Yo. What is Teach' doing....?

Zero: I thought u were de.ad I:I

Axl: OOOOHHHYEEEAAAH!!!!!
*hits head on desk and falls asleep*

x: *straight up makes out with z* Mmm..<3

zonda: *in the closet f.ucking dr*

Nina: *reading Yaoi Manga*

Ergo: *In the corner crying*

Jeff: *tower overing Ergo*

Axl: *ded*

*In le Office*

Wtf: This is a applejack up school

zero: nina, why read yaoi when it's all around you..? u3o

Nina: Bi.tch i do wut i want!!!
NAOW FU.CK OFF AND LET ME INJOY MY SMEXY YAOI.

Axl:

*Wakes up*

*takes off cloths*

*runs around the room nakkid*

x: so we're not s.exy? :(

Nina: BI.TCH.
PLZ.
IV SEEN SMEXIER.

--naow Ergo being reaped in the corner, this plays threw my head:
ITS OK TO BE GAY,

HAV JOYS WIT DA BOYS

IN THE GAY WAAAAY!!!--

x: e3e zero. it is time...

Zero: Times for wut again?
*stahps fu.ckin X*

x: e3e we must be saxeh...

Nina: *puts her book down*
NI.GGA.
PLZ.
IM YURI.

x: ...o3o.. okaaayyy.. umm.. zero, resume XD

Zero: OK! :p

*continues F-ing X*

-the other girl-
Aura:This is liek heaven in a room!!!! >w<

.....

bu.tt where is Teacher?

zonda: *still f*cking dr*

rock: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH S.EX?

Aura: I DUNT NU BUT IM LUVIN IT!!!!!
*walks next to the closet and listens with nose full of bluud*
-she watches too much por.n-

xayne: AURA. YOU FRIGGEN PERV. THAT'S OUR PARENTS.

Aura: IT DOESNT MATTER!!!!

Aura: U JUST JELLY U CANT GET DI.CK!

--i almost forgot Aura is liek daddy.--

xayne: THEN WHY DONT YOU TURN INTO A GUY AND GETCHO DECK OVA HERE?!

Aura: U INTERUPTED MY PO.RN!!!
U WILL PAAAAAAAY!!!
(Transforms into male and tackles Xayne)
IM GUNNA MAKE UR A.SS BL.EED.

xayne: OHHH NOOOOOOO

Xayna: *getting reaped*

--XAYNE NOT XAYNA WTF ME?!--

--such f.uck....--

--lol everyone is ether having se.x, fa.pping, nakid, or getting reaped x'D--

(except rock. he's awkwardly there)

--HAHAHA HE'S JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASS ROOMX'DD--

rock: Q///Q im so confuuuusedddd

Zero: We can hav a tree-oh! :p

*b4 rock could say anything, Zero makes rock join in LOL*

(hope Zonda Doesnt make Doc preg again.....)

rock: a-ahh! D//X

(ZONDAS USING A COND.OM YOU AZZ FUHKER)

(U NEVA KNOW A.SS)

[ZONDAISAFU.CKINGMECHINEHEHAZSE.XWITHDOC24/7CONSTENTPAINANDPLEASUREWTFAMITALKINGABOUTAREUREADINGTHISHOWTHEFU.CKCANUCUZITLIEKSOLONGPUNCHMEINTHEDI.CK]

[Wait- A.ss Fu.cker?

...

...

...

...

IM NOT A GUY.
IF I WAZ DAT WUD BE AWESOME.

(how can i punch you in the d!ck if yuu dunt haz 1)

[MAYBE I DO.
U NEVA KNOW.]

(what are x z and rock doing..? XD)

*THEY R HAVING SE.X OF A LIFE TIME.*

what are they doing tho..? xD

[jax is sleeping right next to me :I

ON THE COUCH.]

[i dunnu, but we should leav em be.
ITS DANGERUSE TO GO ALONE
TAKE THIS!!]

(XD)

[Dat aint a sword, dats fo sho]

[FU.CKING HELL
THE DRYER SCARED THE FU.CK OUT OF ME]

(XDDDDDDDDDD I LAUGH AT YO PAIN)

[ill laugh at u when i fu.ck u.

wait....

NO. DONT U DARE THINK WRONG.

I MENT AS IN KI.LL U!!!!!]

[UGH GAUD!!! ME AND MY STUPID MOUTH!!!]

(f.uck me any time bby ;3)

[NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE]

(was joking :U)

[U betta be -////-"]

[ANYWEH, WHERES BECK??!]

(dunno. prob being ra.ped by 7)

(Poor Beck,
R.I.P
Beck
Was reaped
cake-pie]