U and Zonda should get married XD
...
Although xe has 2 genders.....
.....
there might be a problem here....

yuu kno i wuld marry xer....

i'm a bisaxual, xe's bigender... ITD PERFECT.

PLAN DA WEDDING!!!!

(MUSIC PLAYS
BAH BAH BAAH BAAAAH
BABA BABA BA BAA BAAA!!!1)

XE LEFT ME AT THE ALTER.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FU.CK.

zonda: *shows up* hellooo<3

me: YOU CAME!! QDQ

zonda: *eats me* ^w^ <3

me: NOOOOO

zonda: *eats the cake*

(zonda's a cann!bal, btw :o)

GYAD DYAMIT!

DAT WAZ MAH CAKE TO EAT D:<

(Now the only human eatin peepz i know know is Zonda and Ergo :l)

(ERGO WHY THE HELL DO U HAV TO BE SIMILAR TO EVERYTHING!!!???
ZERO, NOW ZONDA?!
DA FU.Q?!

Ergo: sorry.....??? omo')

Zonda,
if u dare touch me,
i square for the luv of cake,
ill burn u.

WHY WOULD U EAT MY FWIEND D:<
U SUPOSED TO GET MARRIEEEEED WIT HER!!!

EHHHHHHHHHHHHH

zonda: Mmm..<3 go ahead, burn me.. im naughty...<3

*PFFFFTTTTGGGHHHHHHHHHH*

AHH GYAD DYAMIT ZONDA! DX

WUT U SHOULD BE DOIN IS BURNIN SOMEONES A.SS

NOT MEHS.

U DIDNT EVEN TOUCH ME

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(keep it coo, doc, keep it fu.ckin coo)

COM AND GET ME BRO le3e/

Mah hips dont lie!! >:L

zonda: *licks dr's cheek* ewe

*Shivers*

Oh u sun of a turtle....! D//:<

(slaps with metal arm)

zonda: Oohh..<3

OH NOW UR GUNNA GET IT U PIECE OF CHIT!
DATS RIGHT!
U AND ME!
RIGHT HERE!
RIGHT NOW!
LETS GO!!
COME ON!

COME OON!!!

zonda: Mmm..<3 wanna play,do you..?

IM NOT FUDGING AROUND!!! D//X<

zonda: Ohohohohooo..<33 then go ahead.. hit me...<3

(ifu.ckinghateitwhenhesmarttalks)

(Grabs knifes and dashes to Zonda e3e)

zonda: ..uUu..

(Every cut was a miss)

HOLD FREAKING STILLL!!!!

(AHHHHHHHHHH)

(stops)

IM BORED! DX

( walks to deh bar )

(dis is the main life of Doc, she drinks,
and sleeps. x'D)

zonda: *male battle form* >:D *runs up to doc* *impales her with crotch* MUAHAHAHAAASA

(Transforms metal arm into a GIANT mechine gun)
(her most deadly wepond is her arm :p)

TAKE DIS,
C0CK MAN D//:<

zona: oh jitt...

(shoots almost a million times)

(TATATATATA :DD)

(transforms gun into X-Blaster)

(sho.ots
turns around
and slides shades on)
(BOOOOOOM)

(polishes metal arm)

zonda: ahhhhh..! Ooooohhh...! *moaning with every shot*

(hits head hard with X-Blaster arm)

Shut up, c0ck man >:V

zonda: Mmm..<3 *drooling*

(xe's also a saddist and enjoys pain)

(facepalm)

What do u want with me, C0ck Man?!
AND U BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING SE.XUAL OR ILL KICK UR C0CK SO FAR UP UR GOIN TO SCREAM FROM PAIN.
I DONT CARE IF ITS A CRYSTAL.

(oh he'll injoy pain when i put him in HELL.)

Just DONT TOUCH ME.
OK?
OK.
IF U EXCUSE ME.
IMA GO TO THE BAR.
DRINK A GALLON OR 2
AND SLEEP.

zonda: *now female form* you were saying, cutie..? <3 *now the crystal is on the end of her tail*

(turns around, facing away)

UUUGHHH
NEVER MIIIIND.

(Dr pikachu is a grumpy type.
she hates almost everyone she sees xD)

zonda: :3 *pokes zero's bu.tt with her tail*

(Runs over to Zero and hugs him)

DONT U DARE TOUCH MAH BAYBEH D:<

DU WAT EVEAH U WANT WITH MEH,
BUT LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

(Zero: U shouldnt of said that, Doctor.....!!! O_0')

zonda: Eehh.. you aren't of my tastes...

Ok,
so first u wanted to raep me,
now u think im gross.
MM-HM OK I SEE
I SEE.

U STILL AINT TOUCHIN ZERO.

zonda: no, i said i wanna eat you :p

zonda: i can't eat zero... he's a robot

ITS STILL THE SAME THING.

zonda: -.- *eats the doctor to dhut her up, spits her metal arm out*

(in the future, doc turns into a robot btw :L)

*shut

(TELEPORT)

(I BET U DIDNT SEE DAT COMIN)

zonda: *picks up zero and walks away* ^u^ <3

(HER ARM AINT THE ONLY THING DAT IS METAL XDDDD)
(her legs and stuff, the body is just a projector)
(she neva die's
she neva lived
she is,
THE DOCTOR)

(Grabs zero outta hands and starts running)

(Zero: UGGGGGHHH NOT AGAIIIN!!!!)

zonda: *extends her tail, wraps it around zero* why must you end my love..? D:>

(Xer and Dr are now totaly ENEMIES!!
DA DA DA DAAA!!)

(Zero:
Woohoo.....)

(Cuts tail)

LUV IS WAR! >:U

zonda: *turns male* z-zero... D:

(real me walks in)

CUT CUT CUUUUT!

NO ONE IS HASING ZERO.
ITS ALL EQUAL.

FAIR GAME.

QUIT IT.

STOP.

ZERO IS ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP

(Everyone le gasp)

Everone: WHO?!

Me: X. :L

(Everone stares at Zero.)

(Zero awkwardly grins and shrugs shoulders)

(Doc falls on her knees)

(raise fists in air)

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOR?!?!?!

x: ^//^ *runs in and kissus zero*

zonda: ....damit...

(Everyones faces in shock)

(me, in the other hand, laughing.)

Me: OH WHAT A CUTE COUPLE :'D
(whipes tear with tissue)

x: D:> senpaaiii, you oki..? *nuzzles his neck*

(Zonda and Dr stare at me with full rage)

Zonda and Dr: THIS IS ALL UR FAULT!!!!

Me: EHHHH?!?!

(They pull out weponds)

Me: WAIT! THIS IS A MISSUNDERSTANDING!!!
I MEAN- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Zonda and doc chases me down the road, me screa.ming, and them yelling)

Zero: Im ok, hun uwu'

(watches the chase)

(this is goin to be a while....)

x: ? :o

x: ok.. ^u^

Zero: (Hugs X)
Where were you, anyway?
I missed you! ouo

x: ...nowhere...n//n'' *totally wasnt at his job as a pole dancer*

Zero: Ok, just making sure! uwu
I dont want random people to be with you!
they can be harmful, ya know?

come on, lets go home. :3

[Pole dancin X,
classic xD]

x: ok :> *walks with z*

Zero: (holds hand with X, walking on the damaged street that Pikachu is getting ki.lled on)
(FYI:
my name is Pikachu.
My O.C. is Dr. Pikachu.
Hope u dont get dat mixed up :P)

x: *blush*

[ The End ]

What a beautiful luv story :'>
(claps)

(wait, did it end, or is it still going?? x'DD)

cuz i dont wanna di.e :>
(nervously laughs)

da end.

(Everyones bows at a crowd of people)

....

(silence)

....

X: What now...?

Dr: Lets go to the bar. :T

(Everyone on stage shrugs shoulders and walks out)

BOOOOOOORED :L