GOOD HUEHUE

Zack: EHHH!
Siren: So what, I'm taller than you?
Siren: See! Taller.
Zack: NHEHHHG
Siren: Wow, you're getting really uptype about this.
Zack: UHGGNEYH
Siren: But your height is one of the things that makes you really cute.
Zack: NYEEHHHHH?

Zombie Translator//
Zack: Stop talking about your height!
Zack: Doesn't matter.
Zack: WHY WOULDN'T I?
Zack: W-wha?

Oh my god I've made these monsters unbearably cute what i have done

HHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

I'm too busy laughing at the comic & people's comments to think of anything

SIREN TROLLFACE. SIREN STOP MESSING WITH POOR ZACK

First you make him have a mental breakdown with the doll, 'kiss' his head with your pointy jagged teeth, and I don't even know here

hAHAHA

Siren: Zack darling!
Zack: Ugh. Go away you annoying creature.

S: Zack, remember when-
Z: *sigh* What?

S: When we shared that dead carcass last night?
Z: Where is this going?

S: I actually regurgatated it for us to share. Isn't that romantic?
Z: What?! No!

Eh, I tried

imstill laughi over senpai noticed me im crying

huehuehuehue

all i have is for the last two pannels
Siren: i can have a di.ck too you know
Zack: a what...?
Zack: wAIT WH
Zack: GROSS OHMYGOD

i can't pick imnvdanfafv

Whats the best tasting human you tried?
(I shall not answer such a question)
Why not? Im just curious...
(Who i eat is none of ypur buussiness!)
Okay, fine! New question.
(Im tired of these atrocious questions of yours)
Wanna taste me?
(blushing, which is impossible for a zombie because that means hes still alive and not undead, but its a comic so who am i to judge & question besides some zombies walk fast and others slow. Why is that? But, im no doctor/scientist so whatevs)
Mine wasnt so good .-.

i looked thro every single one of these comments. x'D

siren:Hi ZAAAACK...
Zack: stay away u tra.mp
siren:awww ur so cute...
Zack:and your ugly
siren:wanna know something?
zack:what, that i could care less?
siren:.....
Siren: i rap.ed you while you were drunk...
Zack:Oh GOD NO!

siren: hey how u doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear
zack: excuse me
siren: tell u somethin that u might like to hear
zack: i don't want to hear
siren: you got a se.xy a.ss body and yo a.ss look soft
zack: what are you doing
siren: mind if i touch it and see if it's soft
zack: oH mygO d ,,
i tried *bows*

1
zach: i need dat brain.....
T.S.: i know you dont have one!
zach: you dont use yours....

2
T.S.: Your so cute when your frustrated arent you?
Zach: shut up you demented freak of nature!
T.S.: see?

3
T.S.: by the way, you should cut your hair...
zach: why?!!
T.S.: it looks weird, i like it better short.

4
T.S.: plus i cant kiss you through all that!
zach: WHAT?! GROWW HAIR GROW! AHHHHH YOU DISGUSTING AHHGH!

(laughs meh as.s off)

XD that last one was amazing!
Mine's gonna suck, but I'll try it anyway...

z:Why are you here?
s:You're hand feelz better when you're drunk bebiiii.
z:dafaq

s:Hey, wanna know something honeh?
z:Don't call me that -_-
s:Well, I'll tell you something honey ^-^

s:Remember when you proposed?
z:I never did that!
s:You don't remember cuz you were drunk.

z:Oh...What else happened while I was drunk?
s:You took my bra and put in on your head >wo
z:Gah! I didn'tmeantodothatimsosorryohmygawdahimsorryimsorryimsorryndjkrfnrrmkydbywcywbmkundvmvasjlouewnkoohyhgecmkygeeeh....

Okay yeah, that kinda sucked, but I tried.

Let's see here...

1st panel
Siren:Oh Hiiiiii Zack!
Zack:Errggh [Oh now what do you now you freak of nature?Get away from me]

2nd panel
Siren:Oh don't be pouty,I want to tell you somthin'
Zack:Egh [Fine,Tell me or I'll lose intrest]

3rd panel
Siren:You got precious eyes.And a cute beard.I dare say...Kiss me!
Zack:...Eh Urghhhh!? [WHAT DID YOU DARE SAY YOU WORTHLESS SC.UM!?]

4th panel
Siren:Aww...looks like my dear Zack took it oh too seriously.
Zack:...eh?[...What?]

Well then. -Kat

Panel 1: Siren: Hello darling lets make love!
Zack: grrrdsslll (Keep your disgusting mouth away from me I don't know who you've been eating.)
Panel 2: Siren: Oh? So you're intimidated by my beautiful figure?
Zack: Hgnn uugnnlly. (I can't find something as confusing as your putrid existence beautiful, I don't even know what gender you are!)
Panel 3: Siren: Are you embarrassed about your size being smaller than mine?
Zack: Grah? (What are you even- I'm not small! I thought we've been over this already!)
Panel 4: Siren: Wanna whip it out and compare then?
Zack: !?!?

panel 1
Zack: UrghGurrrh //What in the bloody mary are pestering me for this time?//
Siren: Omg your touching my face! OUO

panel 2
Zack: Ergh Urughhh! //that's because you can't get away from my frucking bubble!//
Siren: and?

panel 3
Siren: ya know, one of these days I'll get what I want
Zack: ugrhghh //forget it! Your talking complete nonsence! I'll never love a horid creature like you//

panel 4
Siren: and you think that's gonna stop me? QuQ
Zack: rhhhh URRGHHHHH ERHHYUH //Ahhhh get away from me! BUBBLE! THE BUBBLE!//

@SeaGlass omg rofl xD yours was hilarious

Awhh, since when do you like caressing my face?
[i'm not, i'm keeping you at arms length]

Why, is my height unattractive to you?
[no, i'm just straight]

..Is there NOTHING I can do ...?
[magically become completely female.]

I CAN do that you know...-
[I MADE NO PROMISES!]

<<revised>>
Awhh since when do you caress my face?
[I'm keeping you at arm's length you pretentious hermaphroditic gargantuan]

Is my height a turn off for you?
[No, I'm just straight]

There's no way I can win, is there?
[Unless you can MAGically became female, no.]

I CAN do that you kno-
[-IMADENOPROMISES!!]