Zonda's plug :3 by rock_man

what a perfect xuy to draw for the end of genderbend week! <3

uuaahh! <3 i FREHKIN LOVE ZONDA!! :> xe's a char. from gunvolt and xe doesn't have a technical gender (xe has a "male" form and a "female" form) and this is a chunk from the dialogue. i drew the male version of xim...
[in the game they call zonda a "xe" pronounced zee since xe doesnt have specified gender]
#zonda#gunvolt#genderbendweek#azureStriker#azurestriker#FABU#pink#shiny#ZondasCrotchCrystal

#yaoi?
#gay?
#doesthiscountasyaoi

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31 Aug, 2014, 6:17 am
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Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:19 am

(I can imagin everyone's faces now....)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:20 am

my sister and i ship xim with zero, btw

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:22 am

WAAAAAT?! X'D

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:23 am

they both have gems in pervy places.

X'D

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:24 am

(P.s. im a only child D:)

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:24 am

Well that makes sence

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:24 am

i took a break from drawing gay robots to draw a gay psychic.

#mylife

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:25 am

(i have 2 stinky bros and the best sis eva)

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:28 am

LUCKEH!

(All i had was a little bother who ki.lled himself from blindness at age of 5.....)

I HATE SAD STORIES!!

LETS TALK ABOUT HAPPIENESS AND BU.TTZ

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:29 am

SO YEA. ZONDA IS A HOT AZZ MOFO AS A MAN AND A WOMAN.

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:30 am

#DatAzz

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:31 am

#ZONDAISHARDASFUGHTODRAWLIKEZAAAGGGHHHHH

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:32 am

His special attack is:
"The Crystal Stabber"
(if u know wut i mean e//3//e)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:34 am

xis dialogue is saxy as shet. go on the gunvolt miiverse and you'll see posts all ova da playce

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:36 am

(Coming soon:
X and Zero r going to be in ur base.ment <X'D)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:38 am

HA! and you thought ZERO was hawtt! *laughs*

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:39 am

(i still do,
his in my attic)
':P

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:40 am

(IF U KNOW WUT I MEAN
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
<X'D

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:41 am

real xen wear pink.

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:43 am

(Oh god
Mix him with zero and what do u get?)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:43 am

dat momment when both zero and zonda are from a keiji inafune game...

o..o''

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:44 am

zonro? XD

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:45 am

OH GOD THE NEW SMEXY HAZ BEEN BORN!!

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:48 am

*insert saxy fanart of zonda pinching zero's chest orbs and zero licking xis crotch crystal*

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:48 am

Just imagin wut deh kid look liek if they had eh baybeh...

(overseyes)

MY GOD!!!! /)////<'

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:49 am

it can happen. xe can turn into a xirl

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:50 am

THE MOST ADVANCED ROBO SMEX HAZ BEEN BORN

36 DAT SH.IT!!!

DIS IS FU.CKIN AWESOME!!!

(And X is still in the base.ment X'D)

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:51 am

I cant imagin Zero doin "Her" dough....

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:53 am

eh, maybe atleast once, to get xer preggo

xe IS a psychic, after all...

xr could use telekenisis to make him

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 6:55 am

(yeah i guess ur right,
pretty advanced smex, bro)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 6:57 am

my god.... im bleeding buckets thinking about them smexing....

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:00 am

Ooooohhhhh schit x'D

That aint gonna be the only thing thats gunna hav buckets full of blo.od <X'D

(If xe is on top, of course)

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:04 am

I MEAN

LIEK

ITS BIG

HARD

WIDE

(this IS a thats-what-she-said thing >XD

AND
SHARP!

I MEAN

DATS GOTTA HURTS

MAN!

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:15 am

zonda: C'MERE HO. *grabs zero by the hair and shoves xis crotch crystal into his mouth*

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:17 am

zonda: muahahahaaaaaaa >:D

[zero's throat is impaled and he dies. the end.]

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:18 am

CUZ REGULAR RA.PE WAZ TO MAINSTREAM!!
X'D

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:19 am

#zondathehipsterraepist

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:20 am

"having a singular gender is too mainstream"

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:20 am

Me: MAH BAYBEEH!
(hugz Zero's head)
TT_TT
the D waz to powerful!!

Zero: (Why wuz i ever created?!)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:23 am

zonda: *revives x, turns into a xirl and hugs him tight* i'm sorry senpaaaii D':

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:24 am

wut :L

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:25 am

(MINDFU.CKED)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:25 am

**revives zero

//im an idiot

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:27 am

--pictures dat 3some--

--donates bucket of nose blood to blood drive--

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:28 am

SHUT UP
AND TAKE MAH MONEY!!
(Drools a pool of blo.od)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:30 am

*pictures zonda peircing x's poor blue azz with crotch crystal*

*laughs at his pain*

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:34 am

(Picture's in head:
Zonda in back of 3 sum e3e
Zero in middle
and X in front

Zonda's "crystal" was so big,
it was doing X too X'DDD

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:36 am

X'D *pictures crystal going through z's bum, to outside his mouth, to accross the room, to x's bum*

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:37 am

OH MY LORD

THAT IS XTREME SMEX!!!

(MINDFU.CKED #3)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:38 am

ZONDA'S AN EXTREME MOFO

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:42 am

HOLEH SH.IT

FU.CK DA PO-PO!

DIS GURL IZ OWN FIRER

OOOOOOOW

(Ok me..... o_o)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:42 am

zonda's the only one that makes zero cry for mercy

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:43 am

x is a gentle little priss--

zonda is EXTREEEMMEE!!

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:45 am

Oh my god im going to di.e!!! X'DD

HELP MEH!!!!
I CANT BREATH!!!! <X'DD

SUMONE CALL DAH DOC OH SUMTIN!!!

I HAZZIN A SEASHUR!!!

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:46 am

zero: *turns to you* *crotch crystal impales you by a single touch* *cries

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:47 am

(Falls on the ground, blo.od splatters everywhere, but still laughing liek hell)

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:50 am

(Starts twiching from to much blo.od loss)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <X'DD

(starts crying)

IT HURTS!!!

HAHAHA

IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!
MUAHAHA

HELP...

MEEEE!!!

LAWLZ ROFL LMFAO!!

(evr day um shufflern)

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 7:52 am

STOP IT!!!

PLZ STOP IT!!!

ITS KI.LLING MEE!!!!

<X'DD HAHAHAHA-

(sho.ots self)

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:52 am

zero: *angrily glares at zonda* [i swear to god.. get out of me]

zonda: ohohooo! slide in MORE?! OK!!<3 *EXTREME!*

rock_man

31 Aug, 2014, 7:57 am

zonda: hohohooo<33 i'm so warm inside..<3

Hushowl

31 Aug, 2014, 5:46 pm

(Zonda iz stillz a per.v, zoh) xD

Hushowl

01 Sep, 2014, 2:43 am

*I HAD TO MUCH SUGER TODAY WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
BOTTSMEX
BOTTSMEX
RADIATION IS GO
UP TODAY,
DOWN TOMORROW,
JUST GIV ALITTLE MOR!!

X'D HAHAHAHA

MY IMAGINATION IS AWESOMEEE

I DIDNT DRINK BEER TODAY!

I SQUARE!!!

(twirls on chair)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA X'DDD

IM NUT ON DR.UGZ EATTERD!

GET IT?!
OH MY GOOOOOD!!!

I GOTTA STOP IT WIT DA SHAKES X'DD

AHH SHAKEZ!

#LMFAOKMPIWTD!!!

(sho.ots self again...)*

Hushowl

01 Sep, 2014, 2:45 am

(LMFAOKMPIWTD:
Laughing My Fu.qing A.ss Off Please Ki.ll Me I Want To Di.e)

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