LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL

LETZ HAZ A ZEROXX ROBUUTT$EX AREPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(totally joking... unless u down... X'D)

Oh God!
i dont know if i'll make it alive! x'DD

(NAH FU.CK IT! YOOOLOOOO!!!)

(X'D)

x: owo *eating strawberries*

Zero: (Puts arm around X) "u know what sounds GOOD right now.... X...?" ':)

x: *looks up* ? :o

Zero: "Cake.
With aloooot of frosting.
And maybe something warm with it....."
( slightly laughs and drags finger on X's torso)

x: *blush* u-uuhmm... zero.. you sure you're still talking about cake..? .//. *nervous laugh, hoping so, scoots away a bit*

Zero: "No.... More...."
(grabs X's rist and pins him to the wall)

*que se.xy music ewe*

x: *squirming, soft tears, his face a puffy shade of pink* >//< s-stooppp!

Zero: (leans closely to X's ear and whispers) "I know you want it...."
(slightly laughs)

x: *face goes red*! n-nuh-uhhh! *adorable pouty face* [what a liar... XD]

Zero: "aww, your so cute when you try to give-in...."
(nibbles X's ear)

[Me: "Zero's a perv! YUP! i cant take it! IM OUT!" (puts down ds and walks away.)
(slowly comes back....)]

x: ngh...>//<'' *sweatdrop* damit, zero......

Zero: "You cant resist, cant you...?
Heh, your adorble little face......"
(kisses X gently, then alittle more.....)

eue

x: *kisses back, kissing the soft and gingerly way he always does.. finally decides to stop resisting*

Zero: (licks X's lips, hearing soft moans of his love only bringing us closer for a deep kiss)

x: *moaning softly, his pevic armor now feeling awfully tight...*

Zero: (lets go of X's rist and puts his hands on X's bu.tt)
"Wanna get somewhere...?"
(raises eyebrow)

[MINDFU.CKED]

x: *nods up at zero* ://o

Zero: (smirks and picks X up into his room, closes door with foot, throws X on his bed, and cralls up se.xy-ly ontop of X)
"Lets have fun tonight shall we...?"

x: *nods* :3 yes.. let's...

Zero: (French kisses X while slipping both of there armors off)

(thinks to self: "Hope Axl doesnt arrive soon.... He always ruins r fun....")

x: *now only wearing his light blue skin-tight jumpsuit, his "x-buster" VERRRYY visable through the fabric* <://o are you ok, hun..?

Zero: (Snaps out of it)
"Ah! Im fine! dont worry, love!"
(puts hand on X's cheek)
(just noticed X's MEGA DI.CK!!)
"Well what a sight to see... Maybe i should examin it some more......."
(pulls off the remaining things off of X to reveal a suprisingly happy reploid)

(starbomb..? X'D)

x: *averts eyes, a little embarassed, pink-faced*

Zero: (lowers head downword to his love's excited member and flicking his tounge lustfuly, hearing the younge reploid moan in pleasure)

[shoots self with gun]

x: a-ahhnnn! s-senpaaiiii! <3 *moaning hungrily*

[*shoots self with c0ck*]

Zero: (tasting the flavor of his loves 'part', licking and playfuly flicking, i put my lips around his love's 'part' and continuelessly sucks

[wut has i gotten my self into x'DD]

[I DONT KNOW.... technically IM the one that's "in" *shot*]
x: *panting and moaning eagerly for his chrimson lover, removing his ponytail tie*

Zero: (Grips X's legs upward, still sucking the lustful c0ck of his love, and rubs X's entrence with a finger)
(starts to hum)
[Hope no kids under 5 r reading this x'D]

x: *squirms from the sudden prodding, sill panting and groaning. pressure building up in his groin.. -- hes close- he can feel it..* d-dam-mnit zero... >//<'' you tease...

[XD they're restling!]

-Peeks through door, turns into an eevee, and runs the f--- away- e///ellllll wtffffffffffff??!!!

Zero: (looks up at the slightly open door)
"Uhhhhh, what just happend......??...
Doesnt matter."
(continues alittle more agressive)

x: a-ahh! but.. s-someone might be watching..! >//<'' *hides face all embarassed*

Zero: (looks up into X's green sparkling eyes) "So what they are? They can injoy the view....." (rubs X's legs teasling, then continues trying to make X releave himself)

x: *slowly climaxes, releasing his sweet "strawberry cream" into zero's mouth* *panting* <33 Haahh...

Zero: (swallows and licks lips, getting the last of the sweet cream) "Your Delicious, love..."

x: *blushhu* thanks... ://o --secretly bracing self for zero msking another move*

[it's all the strawberries he eats, i tells ya! XD]

[just came back from eatin pizza]

e3e

Zero: "i love you, X..."

[im wide awake!! x'D i cant sleep so im reading fanfics and chit. My compoots kinda broke so i has only my Ds to look at deh bootiful fanfics of X and Zero. WHAT DRIVES ME INSANE IS WHEN I CLICK ONE THATS A ZEROXIRIS FIC!!! AHHHHH IT MAKES ME SICK! OR OMEGAZEROXCIEL! HE DOESNT DISERVE DEM! HE KNEW X LITTERALY ALL HIS LIFE!!! THIS GIVES MEH RAAAGE!!!! GRRRRRRR! ZERO HAS NO BI.TCH OTHER THAN X!! AND DAT IT A FACT! BLAGHAGHAGHAGH!
but der isnt much ZeroxX fics dough.... Ether that or i read them all....
i luv it ahhhhhh.....
itz like dru.gs but good for ur health.
WHEN LIKE GIVES YA LEMONS, ASK WHAT KIND, THEN READ IT.
X x Zero is the only ship that makes me fangirl. I square. Liek, I dont nu, its so AHHH! JUST SUH BOOTIFUL! e0e
X's Zero's bi.tch
YETTTHHHH
When i see pics of dem
i fangirl INSAINLY
when i see a Zero X Ceil or Iris
I FREAKING WANT TO KI.LL DEH PERSON WHO DREW DEM AND KI.LL EVERYONE IN DEH WORD! CUZ DIS ISNT A COUPLE
DIS IS BULLCRAPPLE
BLAGHAGHAGH!]

[If ya wanna hear more of my chit, continue reading xD:
I luv it when Axl is a complete di.ck, but in the same time makes X and Zero more together.
know wut im sayin? e3e
For example: (this is from a pic by deh weh)
Axl: (sees X and Zero kissin) "BLEH!"
(looks at glue stick in hand)
(LIGHTBULB)
(grabs sharpie and writes 'Chapstick')

(latar when Zero was commin home)

Axl: "Hay X! Your lips look kinda dry!"

X: "R-Really??"

Axl: "Dont worry, i have some chapstick you can use!"

X: "Thanks..!"
(aplys 'chapstick' xD)

(Zero comes home and kisses X)

(wait, THERE STUCK)

Axl: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

X: (death stare)

Zero: (WTF?!)

Aaaannnnd, dats about it eue
but i like that kind of Axl, not the jelly type when he wants Zero's or X's attention. MEGHEGHEGH!
If a person is a XxZero fan, deh at least gotta dislike ciel and iris, or even HATE DEM!!! GRRR RAWR!
JUST LOOKIN AT DEM MAKES MEH SICK!
But any shwayz, im bored and lost my thinking to draw another pic of (says dreamyly) XxZero *u*]

[so, i fell asleep XD *sorry* but i TOTALLY agree with you! i HATE iris and ciel. >:U)

[YAOI 5]

(Hppppppppppppt)

(we should continue X'D)

[den shall weh? x,3]

[u go since i need to warm up my old brain wit Yaoi.
YAOI A DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY! >XD]

[Also too we needa catch each other in the right moment so we dont has to wait for a million years x'D]

(XD we need to trade fcs.)

x: *warm smile* i love you too, Z... :>

Zero: (holds X's Legs apart and injects member in to X's entrence, smoothly putting me inside him)

[god i cant breath!!! I NEED HELP! CALLA DOCTA!]

x: u-uuahh! *yelps at the sudden entry of his partner's length, blushes a deep red*

[*calls for doctor* *dr p comes* we're s.crewed... -3-]

[if ya wanna trade fc's, weh can
just wanna know when u wanna give dem e3e]

[my fc: #rokkufc]

[BEEEDOOOBEEEDOOOBEEEDOOOBEEEDOOO]
"PLEASE TELL X AND ZERO I LUV DEM........
....
....
....
AND TELL IRIS AND CIEL THAT THEY'RE A BI.TCH.....

<:U oh noooo dont diiiee!

--zero walks in holding x in his arms-- "im not loosing ANOTHER life because of my lust for x..."

x: "-//-''"

Deh code thing said it wasnt valid.....
...
...
...
(FLIPS EVERY TABLE)

check comments

OW WELL ARNT I STU.PID!
(it worked!! DA DA DAA DAAAA!!!!1)

My code thin is in them comments so uuuhhhh
moo.

okii adding yuuu, lets continue

[OK! HERM.....
AH YES!
SUPRIZE!!
BU.TTSMEX X'DDD]

(itz ur turn)

Zero: (moans in pleasure while thrusting into the small reploid just alittle, teasing mostly)

[twirls on spinny chair]

x: s-stop teasing me... >//>*growls a bit at his lover*

Zero: (laughs, lets go for a bit, then thrust strongly into X)
"Nnhhh...!"

[i smell burnt popcorn!! :D]

x: a-ahhh! *moans that feminine moan of his, tearing a bit*

[allow me :p *gets it*]

Zero: (Thrust in until reaching nerves)
(hears the sweet loud moan from X's lips)
"I found you....."

[GODDA.MNIT! KATTIE ALMOST SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE WITH HER BURNT POPCORN!!]

(OH MY GOD! OoO)

--sorry, was afk--

x: n-ngh.. *panting* kiss me, ya big dummy >///>

[BLUEGHAGHBURGHLEGH!!!
(me nosebleeding all ova da place) Fill keeps talking se.xualy about X and Zero! x'D
For examples: (some was also from a picture, IK, but it makes meh laugh alot... Because Fill keeps saying it xD)

"Zero and X behind a bush
up down
up down
push push push! <3"

"Zero: 'X! TAKE YOUR CLOTHS OFF!!!'
X: NO!!!"
Zero: "THEN FEEL THE RAFT OF MY MY ORBS"

and last but not least:

"X: Man, i can go for some power ups right now..

Zero: "DID SOMEONE SAY 'POWER FU.CKS?!'""

Zero: "I didnt know you were so tender, X.... <3"
(kisses while pounding inta him)
-//u//-

x: *kisses zero, releasing his love cream with a soft moan*

(X'D the last one)

Zero: (after releaving inside of X, and with a soft moan, i start to bite X's neck, leaving him to be my property)
"You dont belong to anyone, understood?"

x: *nods, shivvering* y-yes, zero...<3

(absolute zero fanfic much?)

Zero: "I love you X...."
(fixes position to laying next to X)
"Goodnight"

[TO BE CONTINUED?!]

(Yeah, they need more stuff like this on the enternets x'D)

(bro. we can write it together.... XD)

[YES.
HAND IN HAND
WE WILL TURN DA WORLD AROUND
TOGETHER
(ok that sounds weird)
BUT
BRING DA WORLD PEACE
WITH THE LUV
OF DEH XZERO WARRIORS!
AND DA CROWD GOES WILD!!
(whaaaAAAAAaahh!!!!!)
Ok, just to sum it up,
FUGH YEAH! We should litteraly make a story everyday xD
(it took 2 days for dis one, but eh)]

(OKISSSOOOOOOOO new story? xD)

SURE!
But should we continue on this crappy picture...? It doesnt fit the storie we made x'DD

shut up. its byuutimuss. XD

NUUUUU
ITS HIDEOUS
I SPALLT DAT RONG WHAHAH

o-o

Lets just make a thing to do r fandoom (yes, doom, i almost died today x'D)
So we dont forget were we r fandomizing.
i litteraly forgot that this pic was da fanstuff e-e

o ok soliek. post a derpy sketch of x and zero and specify that it's only for our stories XD

(sings a Zero verion of "I like little girls)

Zero: "I-I-I LOVE LITTLE BOYS
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD!

I LOVE-

LITTLE BOYEEZ DAT MAKE ME FEELZ SO GOOD!"
(Looks ate X with a Pe.do smile)

Why ME??
x'DD

(X'D)

cause... i have lil kiddies that follow me... your art is... yknow.. XD

WUT?
I accually dont know :L

Please do tell xD

Zero: I KNOW U WANT IT!

X: NO, P-P-PLEASE STOP!

Zero: HERE IT COMES!!

X: AHHHHHH!

Zero: (shuvz veggies in X's mouth) YA NEED IT TO BE STRONGE LIEK ME!

Zero: "X, WHY U TRY TO REJECT MY LOVE"

"HEY I JUST MET U, AND THIS IS CRAYCRAY! BUT HERES MY HUGE DI.CK,
SO LETS GET SO SICK!"

(so bootiful :'D)

x: *worships the d*

X cant handle Zero's dic-
.......
...............tionary...

Becuase its hot XD

(I remembz i saw a pic of Zero (which was loosing his mind, again) was makin X su.ck his huge dic-.......
.......
.............tionary....

Yeah.

uuuaaahh

BAK TO DEH MAIN TOPIC!

i dunt wanna mak deh pic thingeh, cuz i feelz like im goin to scr.ew up alot.
(speaking of scr.ew, X needs one)

x: *reading a book* ^u^

OK!
i'll DRAW something random liek ummm.
i dont knu,
Zero lookin at X's a.ss or sumtin.

Cuz dats what Zero does alot, just sayin, X.

Zero: (grabs book outta X's hands and smooches him)

Ima go draw naow sow,
i'll seez ya when iz finished (IT WILL TAKE ZEH MILLIONZ OF YEARZ1!!
jk.)