yes hello this is skree how may i help you?

hey skree um i need a large pepperoni pizza with a large rootbeer

okay *shoves a taco in a shoe* that'll be $420

thx m8 *gives a 20 dollar bill and slides away*

XD

glad you liked the show *bows*

;o; ahhgghhasdfghhjl:

tAKE ME Home
pleASe take ME HOME
take me somewhere i wANT TO GO

Gryph, I'm 4 chapters away from finishing TOSOTH. :'0

4 chapters? :'0

ok. ok

kkskkkkskkkkskkssksks

im tryna get serebi and aldous to get married on tomodachi :v

Clear is a precious bby.

i have the tomodachi demo, i made serebi XD if i get the full one theyll get married man

face down by meek mill is very degrading to women.

serebi and aldous are friends currently

me in my lil corner yelling "NOW KISS" in my mind X'D

SEREBI WAS ALDOUS' FIRST FRIEND WHEN I MADE HIM >u<

aww >u<//

women are not toys.

when aldous was made i checked on serebi and she said "i wanna be friends with aldous" and they became friends

when they get married there is an automatic baybeh and you can choose the gender ;w;

a lil girl shall be born ;w;

i know, it makes me frustrated how so many men act like we're just f.uck toys and they can play around with us for their s.exual pleasure

at least treat women or any girls at all with SOME respect...

;w;

id think you could name the baby right?

if so she shall of course be named Zeriuc ;0;

guess my mii on FL .0.

yes you can name the baybeh ;0;

zeriuc? ;w;

shes su pretty

and yeah what makes guys think we want to be disrespected like that? we dont. this is why my mom doesnt trust me around guys. but not all guys are like that. like Aj, and even trevor. of all people, trevor. they respect girls.

yes zeriuc ;0;

she has bootiful eyelashes

trevor may skip around alot but he wouldnt hurt a girl physically or mentally hurt them in degrading ways. he said he'd wait until he's married, and only until the girl is ready after that.

there are some men that i hate >:0

trevor still has abs tho.

like whoa. he took off his hoodie and his shirt came up a little and whoa abs.

pff

Imagine: sweeps in the future, when all our trolls are adults, aldous meets a young-ish troll... and shes a lot like zeriuc. she has blood that is cyan but darker (she is not a mutant), long wavy hair, dem eyelashes, she acts a lot like zeriuc and even has horns similar to hers. her name is different though, things like that, but her sign, her sign is just the upside-down version of Zeriuc's. she becomes Aldous' best young troll friend (lol) and it just... makes aldous feel like he has Zeriuc again. from then on she is known as "The reincarnation of Zeriuc"

(of course, aldous WOULDNT be flushed for her because 1. Serebi and 2. p.edophilia)

ew i hate men like that

Hunter isnt, like, he wouldnt hurt anyone like that, he wouldnt degrade anyone due to gender, and he only does things with consent

;0;

*and out of emotion, not lust

but of course, aldous knows she isnt zeriuc and she isnt a replacement, but... aldous loves that girl (plATONICALLY)

you wot m8

@Tech
omfg i was telling Hunter about how my friend might be getting into DMMD and i was curious which character shes going to fall in love with and now it turned into me hugging Clear and him gRINDING ON AOBA. X'D

i want to change my mii into Dabime but idk

dIARRHEA SQUIRT

gtg bbl

EW GROSS WHAT

ill talk to you later uvu/

eww wut

and lol allayah XD

I WILL EAT AOBA BECAUSE HE'S SO CUTE.

and aww that imagine thing ouo

CRUSTY BEASTY BEAST
IS HERE
phelps
pee-Helps?

unu now i feel like crying.
i fu.cked up.
i fu.cked up big time...

What happened? :c

awhile back i got angry at my mom because she doesnt let me go anywhere with any of my friends and now im not allowed to see Hunter and he's upset with me and i just *sigh*

oh god now im crying

Allayah. I kinda know how u feel.

At least u see him on the bus! Right?! c:

I dont get to see my moirail at all...

:c yeah...

CRUSTY BEASTY BEAST X'D

aww allayah i dont get to see some of my friends either, like ricky or aj ;-;

unu i just feel really bad about it, and hes upset with me because of it.

im sure he still loves you unu

Hunter shouldnt be like that.
Ricky would understand the situation and wont get mad at me if that happened to me...

Gtg soon guys
END OF SUMMER FOR ME.
-Sob sob-

h-he just asked me to ki.ll him...

Hes over reacting! D: -Hugs-
Its ok... This will be over soon <3

Wassup?

it's me, True. my old account was deleted oops

im not your friend but whatevsss. hi.

(im not staying i was just saying like... yoo)

i got xehver to be ahriey's boyfren on tomodachi

serebi. go love aldous now.

im really mad at something and i dont know what

F.uck, 1 hate when a rand(x)m wave (x)f sadness just h1ts me.

get <>uer y<>vrself

Be qu1et

Y(x)u always try t(x) tell pe(x)ple y(x)u aren't shall(x)w-hearted but y(x)u kn(x)w, Vexare, y(x)u really are.

fv<k y<>v i fv<king kn<>w i am SH.IT

jhazze: *snarls* stop it aldous, vexare is very sweet on the inside when he warms up to you

Dabime: HAHA. i Alm{*}st tH{*}ugHt y{*}u guys wHere tAlking Ab{*}ut tHe sAme pers{*}n f{*}r A seC{*}nd.

((I JUST FINISHED TOSOTH
I M CRYI NG,, ,))

Well, he's a huge d.1ck bes1des that. Y(x)u kn(x)w that.

(i kNOW HOW YOU FEEL)

He tells pe(x)ple t(x) get (x)ver the1r feel1ngs all the t1me. When (x)thers are upset he says th1ngs l1ke "g<> whine s<>mewhere else i d<>nt want t<> hear it". But then he g(x)es and can't get (x)ver his (x)WN pr(x)blems. If he's actually sweet when he warms up t(x) y(x)u, he needs t(x) st(x)p being a huge b.itch t(x) every(x)ne else because all it d(x)es is make us hate him.

*he snarls louder* he's emotionally unstable, and you have no clue what he goes through! he's already worried that he'll die sooner because everyone picks on him and gives him stress. he cant help being mean to people! he already knows everyone hates him, but i dont care, because i love him and trolls need to shut up and give him a chance. try to see past his grouchy cover, because a sweetheart lies behind!

tHAt w{*}uld be the dAy h{*}{*}fbeAsts fly.

(I GOT TOMODACHI SEREBI AND ALDOUS TO DATE ;w;

Tomodachi aldous had separation anxiety.

he said "i wonder how serebi is doing....is she safe? warm? happy??")

(im gonna make a zeriuc)

DAWWWWW

( LEARA PUNTCHED RINS DI.CK XD )

1'm em(x)t1(x)nally unstable t(x)(x), b.1tch! 1'm (x)n the verge (x)f g(x)1ng INSANE /every single DAY/. And like him I hate and can't stand nearly EVERY(x)NE but I'm n(x)t a huge jacka.ss t(x) them! He needs t(x) f.ucking c(x)ntr(x)l himself! At least every(x)ne he actually likes (x)r liked is ALIVE! He has n(x) f.ucking idea what /I'VE/ g(x)ne thr(x)ugh and h(x)w his SH.IT makes me and every (x)ther tr(x)ll feel!

//jhazze is actually hurt by that.

at least you have serebi and syntul. vexare only has me.

//upsettedly storms off to his hive

//grabs onto Jhazze's arm before he can leave

Syntul barely ever talks t(x) me anym(x)re. 1t's alm(x)st l1ke 1 d(x)n't have a m(x)1ra1l. Vexare has y(x)u in every f.ucking quadrant. I practically (x)nly have a matesprit. S(x), I pretty much (x)nly have Serebi.

(btw he said he practically only has a matesprit because even though kismesises hate each other he also barely has Correy as his kismesis anymore too)

ugH...

What.

(pis.sed jhazze rage activate)

but shes alive isnt she?? you said everyone you love or ever liked is dead, so you obviously dont love her!

//yanks his arm free and pushes aldous back, walking away again

(TOMODACHI SERDOUS HAS BECOME CANON)

//grabs onto him again

1 sa1d at least every(x)ne HE l1kes (x)r ever l1ked 1s alive. I never said anything ab(x)ut me then.

//says through clenched teeth

And 1 d(x) l(x)ve Sereb1. S(x) be qu1et.

(brbbbbbbb)

//serebi peeks out from behind a tree with an upset look

guys...please stop...just drop it and ignore each other.

//she heard the whole convo and she looks ready to cry

//looks at Serebi

//sigh

Why are y(x)u g(x)1ng t(x) cry

bee: i hate seeing you fight! why cant everyone on alternia just get along?!

(SCHEDWEL? XD)

Because th1s 1s Altern1a, that's why.

(i had tomodachi life demo but i forget how to add miis. i got the full version... help please)

smile, i dont want to be your friend anymore, for real now

(oh btw kari, i forgot to say, sorry that i never made you a b-day present. i was making one, but i lost motivation... if i finish it, then it'll probably just be as fanart)

(oh it's ok

and you go to the town hall and it'll say add mii's)

(and you got the full version? welcome to addiction land. if you play enough, you'll get addicted.)

ok. it seems you dont actually like me if youre trying to guilt me

(ok :0)

(i wanna make keikal and xremen but one will have to be a girl that looks like a guy cause you cant have gay couples ;-;)

yes but i dont want to be your friend anymore

(i made selris and vexare and i want to add correy and jhazze but *cry*)

skREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SKREEEEeeeEEEeeEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEeeeEEEEEEEEEE

i imagine jhazze and vexare are at jhazze's hive eating fresh baked cookies that jhazze made, with love of course, sharing passionate kissies, and snuggling, while a movie is playing

aww u0u

FINALLUH SEREBI AND ALDOUS ARE MARRIED IN TOMODACHI

FRICKLE FRACKLE.

MY HAIR GOT STAINED RED.

I picked up a dead frog on the sidewalk and put it in the grass outta respect because my friend kept poking it with her shoe.

Omfg.

my Tomodachi Aldous and Serebi are just bf & gf right now, once Aldous went on and on about how beautiful and amazing Serebi is

OMFG MY ALDOUS DID THAT TOO X'D

so i was playing quirky questions and i was thinking of things to type in the blank spaces, and i saw aldous and serebi were there so i typed "who cant live without serebi?" and aldous raised his hand, but so did Karkat (oh yes i did) and Fawn looked at karkat like "wtf dude?" XD

lol XDDD

(im probably gonna make xrekal and vexjhazze happen.

but one has to be a girl.

in xrekal, no doubt it'll be keikal cause he's the less boyish one anyways XD

vexjhazze im not sure)

so i find out on tomodachi, that techno absolutely HATES spaghetti (funny, shes my fursona and im kinda sick of spaghetti too)

and serebi loves caviar to death.

i've only had caviar once. it was on sushi. and i dont remember if i liked it.

you think youre all cool because you made Karkat?
WELL:
all my Homestuck charas in Tomodachi (inculding fantrolls):
Aldous, Serebi, Selris, Correy, Esirix, Urikiu, Jhazze, Vexare, LUCIAN, Aradia, Damara, Tavros, Rufioh, Sollux, Nepeta, Meulin, Kanaya, Porrim, Terezi, Latula, Vriska, Equius, Horuss, Gamzee, Kurloz, Eridan, Cronus, Feferi, and Dave

lol XDD

how could i forget, Karkat and Kankri too

;-; well then.

i made kankri but i didnt really interact with him so i got rid of him.

i dont interact with some of mine much, but i keep them anyway

i honestly never expected you to get a game and actually play it X'D

I HONESTLY NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET TOMODACHI AND ACTUALLY GET OBSESSED OVER IT.

LIKE HOW. I DIDNT EVEN WANT IT AT FIRST.

I also made Gryphon and Mike. when i play judgment bay and choose 3 fields sometimes i write "gay" "bi" and "straight" ... Gryphon always seems to go to gay and Mike seems to always go to straight, wTF?

tomodachi's fun man XD

what i really am happy about: in tomodachi, my equius and nepeta are best friends

judgement bay?

is that even on tomodachi? i might not have enough people X'D

equius wanted to be nepeta's sweetheart but he got rejected *cry*

also, sollux and tavros are best friends in my tomodachi............. wtf

yes it is on tomodachi XD

my serebi and ahriey are best friends.

coincedental much?

i never made a dabime or keikal, and ahriey is her closest friend that i actually made.

on quirky questions:
i asked "who likes having s.ex every night"

Aldous: *raising hand and jumping up and down*
um... ok, aldous

heahqagwgjjgbhmjfahahabahs

THAT REMINDS ME

so i made noiz, and he had a crush in serebi, after she was taken, and i told him dont go for her and he got so depressed X'D

and then later that day, karkat asked me to buy him a hot dog suit and im like WTF.

Selris has had a crush on Urikiu (jUST MOIRAILS) and Terezi. why.

OMFG

i asked "who hides po.rn in their apartment" and aldous raised his hand on mine and techno gave him the wtf look X'D

when i told him those pairings wouldnt work he was so sad. hes fine now though

Aldous' best friend on Tomodachi: sELRIS?

real Duo and Sel dont really care about each other XD

i asked "who hides scared kids in their apartment" and Esirix raised his hand

before i realized xehver was an adult on the game and ahriey was a child, and before serebi was aldous' sweetheart, ahriey kept trying to hook xehver and serebi up and i kept saying no and then im like WAIT. YOU'RE A KID SO THATS WHY YOU ARENT DATING HIM YET

so i had to go in and make her older XD

i want to make Bucket but theres no good hair for him *sob*

lol XD

ESIRIX WHY.

those random times when you look into one of your people's apartment

.....
and they fa.rt.

apparently one time Esirix was at the observation tower to get a good view of the ocean... yOURE BLIND IDIOT

and Terezi saw a shooting star last night as well
NO YOU DIDNT

i kNOW LIKE WHY

YOU DIDNT SEE JACK SH.IT GUYS.

i suddenly wanna erukal and vexjhazze at the same time

i gOTTA SHOWER.
BBS/BBL IDK

k ;3;

i just made John and Jade in tomodachi *-*

noice :3

i made keikal, xremen, and jhazze

i need to make vexare and john tomorrow

would vexare let jhazze rub his horns?

(in both ways.)

yes of course man

jhazze would only do it "that way" if he "wanted it", or was punishing him for something.

but mostly he'd comfortingly do it, while kissing vexare's forehead and purring softly at him

i remember one time jhazze and vexare were angrily making out, and vexare was getting revenge on jhazze for messing with him and he (since his horns are small) grabbed and squeezed jhazze's entire left horn

i do too eue

my mom woke me up at 5. i wanna go to sleep but i wanna talk to you

headcanon: vexare is surprisingly calmed very quickly when jhazze rubs his horns

another: jhazze has a very light/gentle/delicate touch that could comfort, or drive anyone over the edge

Vexare: *raging and yelling*

Jhazze: *slowly grabs onto his horns and starts rubbing them*

Vexare: *eyes widen but then they close and he stops raging. slightly blushes, and starts purring, letting his horns be rubbed. whether its s.exual or not just depends on how theyre both feelings at that moment*

feeling*

daww >u<

headcanon: jhazze loves physical contact. he likes cuddles, and hugs, and strokes, pets, and rubs

he'll start purring

*casually joins chat*

i join a lonely chat

and walk a lonely road

haiya ouo

im happy cause my senpai liked the drawing i drew him

cool

I'll drown my beliefs,
to have your babies

I'll dress like your niece
And wash your swollen feet

Just don't leave
Don't leave

I'm not living
I'm just k.illing time

Your tiny hands
Your crazy-kitten smile

Just don't leave
Don't leave

And true love waits
In haunted attics
And true love lives
On lollipops and crisps

Just don't leave
Don't leave

Don't leave

Don't leave

True Love Waits - Radiohead

idk how to respond to that but i headcanoned

dID YOU SEE MY THING

I JUST DID X'D

YAY

everytime i cry i cuddle with a giant pillow and pretend im vexare and jhazze is comforting me and i feel alot better

aww u0u//

i lOVE BRITISH BOYS

i like german and british boys

british just because <3

and german because Riako is german and his first language was german and it's so friggin cute how he speaks english because he messes up a lot and says stuff wrong and he's just adorable to me

i want to learn German. ive never really heard german accents

oh i dont really like german accents XD i like british accents because
idk theyre just

*british*

british boy accents are just addicting.

german accents arent nearly great as british

but Riako makes german accents adorable XD

lol.

german words are iNSANE

oh and gay makeouts are hot.

i was watching them on youtube and we are TOTALLY rping them wrong XD

like theres alot more touching.

not neccisarily se.xual touching but theres a lot of rubbing the other person's chest/stomache/sides

and alot more face carressing (sp?)

that would just depend on the people, you know. nobody's the same

RIAKO SOUNDED LIKE A GERMAN CRONUS A FEW TIMES XD

he says "pokeroes" instead of pokeheroes

and he says vwell sometimes X'D

stomach*

i know but all the videos i've seen, theres alot more touching

pff//

in this one song a dude sang "save" like "sawe" like eridan does a few times

yeah ik.

and theyre videos. theyre trying to be hot i'd think

like, my guys arent really as touchy-feely unless they want to get s.exual

omg XD

oh :v

keikal is always touchy. i've said that already i think XD

savve it for savve it for the bedroom
savve it for savve it for the bedroom

hallo whaTs up jungs

warum muss ich wissen, auch deuTsch

Exact riako quote

"there vwill be tvwenty sevwen more legendaries added to pokeroes"

btw i hAD A FAYGO YESTERDAY

keikal: oh god please dont do that german thing again ;-;

i swear i'll start speaking french >:V

wow XD

YEYYYY

sie eTwas gegan die deuTsch sprache haben, keikal?

he talks so awkwardly though

thats why i find it cute

cause he says things wrong, and spells some things wrong and when he talks he like pauses and he's like uhhh

i wonder if its hard to learn to speak fluently in another language now because of him XD

Keikal: ?

(btw riako is on youtube if you wanna see what he looks like and hear his voice

his videos are mainly giveaways and updates and announcements for pokeheroes and stuff

and i watch the videos just to hear his voice. like forget the announcements. lemme hear your voice XD)

(just look for the channel called "Pokeheroes" if you wanna)

( :))))))))) )

Keikal: *frusterated face* i dobt undetstand >:I

(frustrated***)

peuT-eTre mainTenanT vous comprendez

(im too lazy to google translate bruh XD)

xremen stop ;^; you know i hate it when you do this

comprenez-vous?

;-;......*he actually looks stressed now*

(headcanon: since human keikal is actually part french, he understands way more french than troll keikal and keikal gets stressed when he doesnt understand)

je pensais que vous saviez français

voulez-vous vraimenT que je reTourne a l`anglais

okokokokkkkkokkk

speaking oTher languages is fun .y. buT i can never do iT

;-; uhh could you translate everything you said? it's kil.ling me to not know.

*random urge to sing a song thats not his own* so who's keeping score on who is a wh.ore
wiTh you by my side
ThaT look in your eye
i hope you know

ok. hold on

acTually i donT even remember.

(btw in tomodachi Serebi and Gryphon are friends. Gryphon has a crush on Serebi but Serebi's with Aldous)

(Serebi's feelings for Aldous are "Let's get married!" omfg

at least last time i checked)

(Aldous' is only "Super in love"

also Serebi and Terezi are best friends in Tomodachi)

(bbs/bbl dinner)

(serebi and aldous are married in mine)

keikal: ;-; *less stressed but still*

(ik you said that before :y)

sorry Though .n.

its ok unu

(Headcanon: keikal lookd kinda like riako except shorter and with fluffier hair)

(btw what didja eat?)

(aww cute headcanon based off of my dog: when keikal kisses coyotedad on the cheek, coyotedad licks keikal's cheek in response)

(i wanna stay but i wanna start completing my pokedex again cause i cant stay up late anymore and aaaahh idk what to do)

(*human!keikal looks like riako. oops)

(noodles, pork, and green beans)

(and, but............ i think riako is kinda unattractive)

(please dont go)

(riako's real name is toby i just remembered that *0*)

(*hisssssss* nvm then ;-;)

(opinions shall be opinions. i think he's adorable)

(okokokokokokokokokokok)

keikal: im gonna say something cheesy but cute
...

my heart cant fly, but your love makes it soar ouo'

I got the Tomodachiiii

(shuweet)

.u. <3

//purrz and gently kissles him

(i suddenly want keikal to be 18 now ;-;

is xremen already 18?)

Hello. If you can tell who I am by my personality, you're good at this. I'll be using puncuation and that sh.it, so it'll be harder.

(yes he turned 18 this year. and you gotta wait for his birrthhhdaaayyy dude)

(btw guess what i decided Aldous' b-day is

it already passed jsyk)

You'll just have to keep talking to me even though I REALLY don't feel like talking right now.

(august 17th? :D)

(i dont wanna wait till octoberrrrr

so xremen's eyes are turning yellow?)

and you areeeeee...eruvil?

(so Aldous is 19 now)

VEXARE??

(WHUT.

how come you can change their ages but i cant? ;-;)

(yes august 17th ouo)

(yeah but its hard to see since troll eyes are already yellowish XD)

No, idiot.

(i change it depending on what their age was and when their birthday is...?)

(YUSS WE HAVE THE SAME BURFDURP :3)

(no beclaws earlier this year aldous was 17 and you made him 18 but now he's I9)

uhhh you're....i quit o3o

(and jhazze is 19 whu.)

(nu jhazze is 18?

idk when capricorn month is but he was 17 when i made him and im sure his birthday passed.)

(that was earlier, but i decided we should wait until their birthdays, soooo. just so no confusion happens)

God. You're so stupid. I've barely even f.ucking talked to you and you're giving up? Just keep going.

(capricorn month is late december-sometime in january idk)

well you're acting like vexare ;-;

There, see? You got it.

(oh. then he's I7. but he's a year older than vexare and vecare is I7 so shouldnt he be I8?)

(and serebi should be I8 then cause now shes two years younger than aldous and she should only be one.)

I SAID VEXARE AFTER I SAID ERUVIL >:V

(no, she should only be 17. she'll turn 18 on her birthday, then she'll be behind him by a year again)

well <>kay d<>nt get all fv<king ann<>yed i didnt see

(wait now im super confused)

(no shes I7 nvm i thought she was I6 X'D)

(lets just pretend jhazze was I8 when i made him so he's a year older than vexare.)

sorry :V

*jhazze poof*
vexare! :D

//he smells like freshly baked sweets and its a comforting scent

(ok :yyyyyyyyy)

jesvs <hrist

<>h hi jhazze

//he smiles, and his purple eyes have a soft, loving look in them

(FINALLY I HAVE A TROLL WITH COLORED EYES)

(this person commented on a vid about this guys british accent:

"that accent made my nipples tingle"

i was like wTF?)

//Vexare cant help but smile back a little. but its so subtle

(i have to showeerrrrererererrrerererrr)

(i probs wont be here when you get back cause mom taking my ds sooo....goodnight see you tomorrow)

(WTF PEOPLE ARE WEIRD.)

//jhazze walks over and kisses vexare sweetly, his smile gets bigger

(she didnt take it because i hid it outside my room so im hiding in the bathroom but i gotta go cause blinky red and i cant take it in my room)

(omfg he came home. and he's in my bathroom. he has a bathroom. stop stinking up mine.

and i cant sneak my ds back now)

Serebi: *sneaks up to vinett and wraps her arms around him*

Whhhhhho)-a. Ya feeling red right no)-w?

//soft purring

mhm <3

(FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS TERRIFYING AND IM SCARED

I REGRET LOOKING THAT UP.

NO I REGRET LOOKING UP THE CHARACTERS MORE)

(NO IM ACTUALLY CRYING

DO NOT LOOK IT, OR THE CHARCTERS UP

ESPECIALLY CHICA THE CHICKEN OH MY CODFISH AND BISQUITS

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
THAT THING HAS FRICKING TEETH)

(well you can look it up but the characters dont.

it doesnt seem scary.... UNTIL YOU SEE THE DAM,N CHICKEN e^e)

//Vinett is wearing normal clothes right now, no hat or overcoat thing

Well o)-kay <3 :}

(theyre not scary o3o)

(you're looking it up arent you)

(NO. THE CHICKEN. I ALMOST PI.SSED MYSELF BRUH I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

foxy is my favorite, he isnt as creepy

and freddy the bear isnt too bad

BUT THE CHICKEN. OH AND THE DAM.N BUNNY

HELL NO.)

//she stands on her tip-toes and kisses him on the cheek

(theyre not scary at all to me :p)

//rough pirate purr

(dude your sense of fear must have been brutally mu.rdered.

because that fu.cking chicken is the devil himself to me.)

//she pokes his fins to see them flap

(asdfghjkl:[])

//flap

//tiny blush
Heh :}

(im gonna show that game to fawn and if SHE gets scared, then you are dubbed fearless queen.

because fawn is the fearless queen.)

(i get scared too :y)

//purrs louder

you're so cute!

*random troll guess who*
oh vinett, you're finally getting along with her? ^^

(by what? cause THAT was nightmare fuel.

brb i need comforting music)

(i know im a wolf fits srynix to keikal

keikal is like the rabbit

srynix is like the wolf, promising keikal he's given up his old ways and telling keikal he'll be safe now if he'll trust srynix)

(its aerlis right)

Yeah :}}}

(i know im a wolf
and ive been raised to k.ill
but the thought of fresh meat
is making me ILL
so im telling you
that
youll
be
safe
with
ME)

(yes its her)

//serebi is still purring like a kitten as she waves to aerlis

//aerlis walks over and gives her matesprit a big hug

("This blood on my teeth is far beyond dry, and i've captured you once but it wasnt quite right, so im telling you....you'll be safe with me")

//puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(i love how his voice is deep and raspy

i find it cute)

(heheheheheh o0o//)

(oh my i should probably sleep.
sCHOOL STARTS FOR ME TOMORROW SOB)

(*LOUD SOB*

ok goodnight i gotta put my ds back anyways :p)

(bye)

well who needs silly old google transalate when you have mAPLE

'maybe now you will understand'
'do you understand?'
'i thought you knew french'
'do you really want me to go back to english?'

sorry and thank you and you're welcome :)

YAY MAPLE

HEY YO ONN TOMODACHI LIFE ME AND DABIME ARE BEST FRIENDS WTF

omg genderbend week- genderbent Dabime.

ugh i dislike redrom Vinett x Serebi

(I STAND CORRECTED

MY PIANO TEACHER LOOKS MORE LIKE XREMEN

HE PLAYS ACOUSTIC GUITAR TOO AND HE CAN SING HOLY WHU ;0;)

(and five nights at freddy's isnt scary anymore. i watched a lets play, and i got over the jumpscares)

(the biggest jumpscare i had was when foxy runs at you but i got used to it)

(bbl hiding ds now i'll get it later if i wake up)

So)-metimes I like feelin' flushed fo)-r o)-ther tro)-lls fo)-r a little, 'cause it do)-esn't last lo)-ng

1 rarely ever g(x) black f(x)r Sereb1. 1 d(x)n't kn(x)w why.

ok no Vex doesnt sound like the singer of RJA he sounds like the singer of Mayday Parade <333

Serebi: i quit falling in love with others. whats the point? i have duo.

ovo//////

Ho)-wever when I go)- red fo)- tiger girl o)-ver here, I think she's f.uckin' beautiful, just like yo)-u do)-.

I d(x)ubt y(x)u see her even rem(x)tely cl(x)se t(x) h(x)w beaut1ful 1 see her.

Boys dont fight over me(squiggly line)

//teasing wink

both of you are very attractive

//points at vinett

but you're only perfect when i feel red for you. and you wont ever be as perfect as aldous

(omg aldous' favorite food is pineapple on tomodachi)

//Aldous smiles, Vinett just shrugs and passes it off

(pERFECT)

Well I thought that we could sit around and talk for hours
About things I couldn't say to you, and things that we could never do
And,
This conversation has had no face
When the words take days, you can re-write and erase anything

You know my heart (so tell me honestly, did you ever really want this)
Knows all these...

And I'll borrow words from all my favourite paragraphs
To write a ballad while we say the things
We hope would mean the most to me
And,
Each line is sent, I have found in the pages of hope for the days when
I feel like I've lost everything

You know my heart (so tell me honestly did you ever really want this)
Knows all these parts ('cause my jealous heart can't take that)

So I'll sing this song for every word that's come out wrong

But, I'll be okay. (Is that what you want me to say?)

It's called breakup
'Cause it's broken.

Yeah, and I'll be okay. (Is that what you want me to say?)

It's called breakup
'Cause it's broken.

I'll be okay. (cont.)

(Is that what you want me to say?)

It's called breakup
'Cause it's broken.

I'll be okay. (Is that what you want me to say?)

It's called breakup
'Cause it's broken.

I'll be okay. (Is that what you want me to say?!)

It's called breakup
'Cause it's broken!

And well, try so bad to tell me that you
Meant that you were sorry and the
Lines we said
Never meant the words we meant
('Cause it's broken)

Every kiss that you could ever mean
The everything that takes you back
The chocolate, rose, the kisses
That like chasing through your misses...

I'll be okay. (Is that what you want me to say?)

It's called breakup
'Cause it's broken.

I'll be okay. (Is that what you want me to say?)

It's called breakup
'Cause it's broken.

Well I thought that we could sit around and talk for hours
About things I couldn't say to you,
and things that we could never do.

(i hate when i typo in song lyrics.
Each letter sent*)

//serebi hugs them both. aldous gets a longer hug

(i want to vexjhazze o3o)

(smeedles drew Vinett for me and gave it to me at school.......... i guess im still kinda friends with her, i just dont really want to talk to her on here. theres something about her colors self that i dont like. but yeah the pic she drew was really cute, Vinett looked like a little kid in it)

//Aldous purrs very much when he is hugged

(we can vexjhazze if you want to vexjhazze)

(god im tired, school wears me out)

(whadda we do?

school gives me headaches)

(two headcanons)

umu"

(idk

and lol, i told you i was tired, i accidentally took a nap XD)

s<>me g<>dd.amn s<>rry ex<vse f<>r a tr<>ll t<>ld me t<> take a "<hill pill" like what the fv<k type <>f stvpidity is that first <>f all "<hill pills" d<>nt exist and se<<>nd <>f all if i t<><>k <>ne it w<>vldnt w<>rk id need a d<>se fv<king big en<>vgh t<> k.ill me bef<>re i "<hilled"
jesvs <hrist

//jhazze pulls vexare close to his chest and grabs his horns, rubbing them slowly

you dont need any of these fake pills if you have me. trolls need to shut up and leave you alone

//sighs through his nose

they d<> be<avse i d<>nt want t<> deal with them

//kisses his forehead

try to avoid other trolls...

i wish i could show them what a sweetheart you can be

//he rubs the base of vexare's horns in small comforting circle

(and jhazze got dat extra special jhazze touch :D)

//his eyes are closed and hes purring. louder than he usually does. whoa, is that a smile perking up at the corners of his lips?

(OH BTW

you think five nights at freddy's isnt scary?

watch playthroughs

...or play it yourself

after i had gotten used to it, i watched Markiplier and Pewdiepie play it

and i learned tricks on how to not be afraid by now

but they STILL scare me

tip 1. when the door and light buttons lock up, a character snuck into your room while you were checking the camera. (only Bonnie and Chica mess up your buttons. they are known as partners because of this) they are /STILL THERE/ although unseen. if you check the camera again, either of the two (the frickin bird is scarier) will appear and shriek in your face, scaring the eeveelutions out of you.

Tip 2. when your power goes out, hope that you've already been at five AM, or else you may die. freddy will appear in the doorway after power out, and he'll be there for a few seconds, his music playing. after it stops, there are a few seconds before either the clock turning to six AM, signaling you're done, or freddy will kil.l you.

3.(cont.)

(3. when the curtains are all the way open apon checking on Foxy in pirate grove, dont look in the hallway. put down your camera, then quickly close the door. then view the hallway to see Foxy running like a maniac, and he'll reset to behind the curtains apon reaching the door.

jumpscare free tips just in case you decide to play or watch it.

its scary trust me.)

(oh yeah, and if you cant find Chica of Bonnie, turn the lights on, on both sides of the door. then close them if they're at the doors

if they arent there keep looking. those bas.tards both teleport, or blend in with the dark.)

//jhazze lifts vexare's chin with one hand and plants a gentle kiss on his lips, smiling at him

(human jhazze is officially gay because he's never even liked a girl before and has no attraction to them whatsoever right now.)

(omfg foxy reminds me of gamzee

he's that one drunk looking guy who turns out to be a mur.derer

because foxy's left eye has a droopy eyelid he looks drunk

and he's a kil.ler X'D)

(i know all that stuff, i watched Markiplier play it yesterday)

//Vexare's smILE GETS WIDER? an actual LEGIT SMILE UNLIKE MOST OF HIS SMILES WHICH ARENT TOO LEGIT?

(XD)

(wEll i TasTE so good
yoU KnEw i woUld ; )

oh my god sorry i had To ; (
iTs jUsT song lyriCs TrUsT mE ;0)

(dont you dare tell me you werent scared.)

(and omg im stuck in the 5NAF fandom and i wanna get out of it ASAP but i cant)

//jhazze strokes vexare's hair

you have such a beautiful smile....

why cant i see that perfection more often?

(Sryn: you do taste good. errm what)

(TYPO FAIL LOL
*Chica or Bonnie

NOT CHICA OF BONNIE WTF XD)

(i wasnt too scared, just a bit cautious but i only got legitamitely scared with the jumpscares but it wasnt even that much then :y
i like 5NAF though)

//shrug
be<avse im barely a<tvally happy

( ; ))))) )

(holy sh.it

took a depressed test for Vexare
he scored extremely high for major depression)

(omg the first time i actually got freaked out was when foxy was pelting down the hallway

i actually screamed "CLOSE THE DOOR BRUH"

i was home alone tho XD)

(but i jump a little when Bonnie appears at the door and when you put down the camera and one of the animals is randomly there)

(omg so you know how foxy will sometimes be out of his curtain and be in a durpy position when he's about ready to take off?

i actually find that the funniest thing ever in a horror game

look at the first pic in my likes omfg thats what i think every time XD)

.....if you arent happy with me...i'll try to do better to make you feel better

(Sryn: *takes bucket "out to eat" because he wanted to "taste the rainbow"*)

(whoa....i wanna love him forever now ono)

(whichoneofthe5NAFcharactersisyour fave

ihavetwobonnieandfoxy)

(if i actually played the game and got to night 7, i'd set all the characters to zero, except foxy because he's preeeeetty easy to handle if you know how to)

n<> its <>k its n<>t really y<>vr favlt

(i could never think of what Bucket tastes like but lets say he just tastes like a WHOLE bunch of sh.it that tastes really good)

(i like Foxy and Freddie)

//purrs a little

well as long as you're happy, so am i

(FREDDY NO. FREDDY MAKES ME DIE A LITTLE INSIDE)

(did you know freddy was originally only supposed to attack at power outs? but they decided since he's the main character, he'd have the ability to adapt to your strategy when he became active, and he'd throw you off)

(omg so fawn came over today. exact convo

me: were gonna play a horror game!

fawn: nuh-uh.

me: oh yes. it's calles five nights at freddy's.

fawn: ......PFFFFT WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT? SOUNDS STUPID

me: wait till you see the duck.

her: //laughing harder

me: oh and theres a fox

her: orrly? .O.

me: yep, he sprints down the hallway and kil.ls you :D

her: D: .......

me: and the duck has teeth!

her: D: ..................

me: and the bunny teleports and scre.ws up stuff, and the bear attacks you when you're defenseless, and they become more deadly the further you get, and theres a glitched bear called "Golden Freddy" that'll kil.l you and crash your game!

sound fun? :D

fawn: D: .........................imscarednownope

me: yeah, not so hilarious now is it?)

(so we might play it soon and let the neighborhood hear our shrieks of terror and squeals over how frickin durpy foxy really is)

(XDDD

i drew a pic ;0;)

(oh you saw it ;0;)

(saw it o0o)

(help im obsessed with a game that i dont wanna be obsessed with)

(i gotta shower again :v

bbs/bbl.

if you have to put away your ds pLEASE try to come back later)

(nooooooooo i want them to be disturbing *cry*)

(forget i ever said anything then.

i slept too long. )

(why are you acting mad :y

and yeah i see)

(i just want them to be disturbing, so itll keep the game still as scary as it should be. especially how its not even that scary for me)

(im on my couch with the sunlight shining through the window and god its comforting. i see why animals like it so much)

(im not mad

i wanna play the game now

im not scared of any of them except freddy because he randomly attacks if you close both doors and its like eww no thanks XD

but omg i think i can beat night seven with all four on AI 20 after seeing markiplier do it. seems easy.)

(when i was watching pewdie play it, he was confused about why the door and lights kept breaking and i laughed every time he checked the camera when that happened because im like "when you put that down bonnie is gonna get you, stupid" XD)

(lollllllllll)

*random new rp with same ship*

jhazze
jhhhhaaaaaaaazzzzeeeee i need t<> tell y<>v s<>mething

(omfg imagine:
H!serdous playing FNAF. serebi screeching if aldous gets kil.led and aldous laughing his face off then aldous beats the 7th night with all the AIs on 20.

and
H!xrekal playing it. Keikal isnt scared but he had nightmares about freddy coming to kil.l him so he woke up crying, and xremen woke up and held him close, stroking his hair)

(idk what would happen if vexare and jhazze played it)

yes vexare what is it?

(gotta hide my ds soon. hope that i wake up.)

(if vex was the one playing he'd probably just get really, really mad and frustrated since he'd probably keep losing. he wouldnt get too scared though XD)

i l<>ue y<><><><><><>vvvvvvvvvvv

//Vexare seems to be in a good mood today

//he hugs vexare and then picks him up bridal style

i love you toooooo <3

//kissles his forehead

(jhazze would fall out of his chair at the first jumpscare but he'd get used to it XD)

(k bbl)

(at first i imagined Vex to be taller than Jhazze but now i completely imagine Vexare as shorter XD)

//purring and SMILING AGAIN? new record. hes smiled once the day before and now again today yay!

(lol imagine: (can be humanstuck or normal) Jhazze wants to make Vexare feel better one day so they get on the internet and read really bad nsfw fanfics where the pairing is Jhazze x person who made the fanfic
and Vexare is actually laughing at the stupidity XD
because theyre like making jhazze do things he'd never do)

(jhazze would facedesk, and he'd be blushing a bunch and groaning at how horrible they were XD)

(uSUALLY THE SEME IS TALLER???

aldous
xremen

SO WYNAUT JHAZZE? XD)

//he puts vexare down, and he smiles big because he's really happy

you're in a good mood today....im so glad uvu

(jhazze has those super cute, non-creepy guy smirks

and sometimes he has that cute guy smile that sometimes shows his teeth

but vexare's rare smile is say more perfect)

yeah i jvst d<>nt really feel mad <>r irritated like i vsvally d<>
i'll want t<> k.ill any<>ne wh<> rvins it and d<>es make me mad

(where the hell were you????)

well im not gonna let anyone ruin your day <3

...tell you what, i'll make you something sweet and we can hang out, what would you like?

(headcanon)

(i was sleeping???????)

i d<>nt giue a fv<k

(i thought you were gonna wait for me and i waited for you all night u_u)

cupcakes it is :D

//poof jhazze's hive

//jhazze put on the tv for vex and put on his headphones, listening to dubstep while he baked

//then later he takes out the cuppycakes and frosts them

cupcakes are done. they're hot though.

//sits down beside vexare and gives him a little peck on the cheek

(sorry, i had gotten really tired, so)

g<><>d be<avse <vp<akes are what i had in mind

*bit later*
they should be cool now

//he brings over two cuppycakes and starts to eat one, giving the other to vexare

//he purposely dabs frosting on vex's nose

//he looks mad at first but then he just works on trying to lick it off using his tongue which is too short to reach his nose

(god, ive been hating myself so much lately. im tired of it :'/)

(eh im feeling a bit better now, so.

and GODD.AMMIT i was downstairs and i saw a bug flying around. i didnt think much of it but then realized it looked like a mosquito and now im sUPER ITCHY. i was bitten multiple times i guess uggghhhhh)

(//huggle
stay strong uvu

im itchy too DX)

//jhazze finishes his cupcake and then licks the frosting off of vexare's nose

(i have this ink demon oc idea thing

imma call him markers)

(quick brb mk? dont crash on me)

(i put some anti-itch sh.it on, and god i hope it works.

and im not even in bed XD)

//vexare laughs a little and when he finishes his own cupcake, lets say jhazze has some cupcake frosting around his mouth because otherwise this would just be stupid. vexare licks off the cupcake crap from around jhazze's mouth with a tiny smirk

//jhazze smirks as well and licks vexare's cupcake crap in return, which results in sloppy makeouts

(what time does your parents tell you to sleep)

(Headcanon: after Vexare's rare good mood days, hes pretty much not even remotely happy the next day. like hes miserable and /////extremely///// irritable. much, much more than usual. he doesnt even know why. so jhazze better treasure the days when hes like this)

(another headcanon that doesnt have to do with vexare or anything: sometimes when Aldous' separation anxiety gets TOO overwhelming, he can have panic attacks)

(my dad: 10, my mom: around 11 or so. on weekends or the summer, my dad II and my mom I2)

//after that, vexare just cuddles with jhazze

(but you stay up anyways cause sc.rew bedtimes XD)

//jhazze's hair is ruffled and he's blushing

god i love you....

(omfg i wanna do that jhazze fanfics rp

we should throw that in the rp)

//he makes a noise that sounds somewhat like an "i love you too" but also like comfort and then he cuddles up even closer. and then theres a purring, deep in his throat and chest

(omfg today

me: *watching FNAF playthrough. not scared by bonnie, foxy, and chica attacking*

Markiplier: *looks to the right*

Freddy: *RANDOM ATTACK AND SCREEEEEEE*

me: *jumps back quickly and screeches*

HOW IS FREDDY THE ONLY ONE THAT SCARES ME?

MAYBE CAUSE HE SNEAKS IN AND ATTACKS INSTANTLY INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR YOU TO CHECK THE CAMERA? OR MAYBE CAUSE HE BUSTS THROUGH THE LOCKED DOORS??? XD)

(hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

(mahbah)

//jhazze's magic touch

//he rubs vexare's back slowly and kisses his forehead, holding him close and purring softly

(you shoulda seen me tho it was so funny XD

its like

Left door buttons: *nopety nope. click click. nothin*

me: bonnie :p

markiplier: *checks camera*

bonnie: SCREEE

me: :p

markiplier: *looks to the right*

freddy: *SCREEEEEEEEEE*

me: *jumps backwards, flinging ds and HIGH PITCHED SCREE*

//louder purring

(XD)

//vexare is so warm and cuddly. jhazze kisses his forehead and closes his eyes

(what is the cutest possible thing jhazze thinks vexare can do)

//vex is already pretty much half asleep

(brb gotta do a thing)

(ok now i gotta shower so brb even longer)

(blugh ok)

(hmmmm i dunno, vexare doesnt do many cute things

but his smile and his purr are the cutest so far)

//jhazze strokes vexare's hair until they both fall asleep, enveloped in eachother's warmth and love

(THERES A FRICKIN LIZARD IN MY ROOM)

//vex sleeps like a f.ucking wiggler man

(a lIZARD???)

//jhazze is cherishing this day

(YES. A LIZARD GOT IN SOMEHOW. AND I LOST IT IN MY ROOM)

(FIND IT OH MY GOD)

(oh my gah im sleepy.)

(nah im too lazy. plus my kitty will find it.)

(it probably ran out -0-')

(and it'll die soon of starvation and dehydration)

(i am so mad right now. i cant say why because its personal family stuff but now im crying and id actually much rather go to sleep to be at school and away from home but i dont want to leave you)

(and i hate myself so much, i feel like a huge f.ucking b.itch that really is selfish and that i only care about my feelings. like im the only one that matters but i love people and care about them but some people act like i dont and it really hurts.)

(no gryph, you are one of the biggest sweethearts i ever met. you are selfless and kind. if you were any of the things you said, i would be your friend right now. you have a beautiful heart.)

(if you wanna sleep, you can. i dont mind. im rping with leo and im about to crash soon)

(thanks ;-; ... im not even tired anyway, though. if you leave, i'll probably just work on a pic im drawing)

(im sho tired tho. i might sleep like...now.)

(*sob* asdfghjkl:[][adkl[fh:[dsljak[vhsak'[]:adfgjj)

(i cant im sorry im too tired ono'

....nighty <>)

(g'night <>)