In eons long passed, a strange creature had emerged from underground and unveiled itself before 4chan, the King, and Encyclopedia Dramatica, the Shepard. The two men looked at this beast, a man named Chris Chan, and it revealed to them a collection of 10 texts, each recounting unusual tales that have either yet to happen or were previously unrecorded. The creature gave to the Shepard its Relic and many lesser texts, and to the King its strange texts of simultaneous past and future. #sonichu