one: im sorta annoying
two: i can speak a few languages
three: my dad pees with the door open
four: when he pees, he sings
five: i say this cuz hes peeing now
six: hes now done peeing
seven: i can daydream for ages
eight: im crushing on a girl i think
nine: i was shocked too
ten: i support gay rights
eleven: one of my fave authors jodi picoult has a book called sing you home
twelve: its about gay rights and babies
thirtteen: it has a mini sxx scene
fourteen: i have a weird voice
fifteen: its brittish but a lil tad aussie
sixteen: siri doesnt understand me
seventeen: i once named my friends carrot stick, rodney and we made a carrot family featuring rodney, rodneys sister called aunt and his wife catherine
eighteen: we drew on the carrots to give them a face
nineteen: we sprayed a carrot stick with blue hairspray
twenty: im tall and fast but lazy
twentyone: i do think about s.uicide
twentytwo: but then i stop because it scares me
twentythree: i once filled my mouh with soup

twentythree: im either bi or pans.exual
twentyfour: im not popular or pretty
twentyfive: i wanna be musically talented
twentysix: i like singing alone
twentyseven: i made a band with my cousin, neighbour and sister seven yrs ago with fake instruments
twentyeight: we called ourselves Apple Crocodile Shampoo
twentynine: we ate soap that night cuz we sucked (we were seven, our cuz was eleven and our neighbour was five or six) and our cuz said soap stops you from being sad
thirty: im happy i joined colors

I thought that said "30 f arts then?" xDDD