We played The Sims 3.
Mario starved to death.
At a restaurant.
That he owned.
Dave and John got arrested.

I completely destroyed all our hard work on Minecraft.
Because someone was testing me.
I also lit 200 cats on fire.

I opened a rootbeer and it exploded.
I shook tea and it spilled on me.
I spilled pretzels all over my computer desk.
I dropped a watermelon on a carpet.

I was forced to dance to the YMCA, the Chicken Dance, and the Macarena.
People played baseball for 3 days straight.