*throws ipad at wall* by rock_man
me at 2am yesterday...(or today? i dunno)
i decided to read more fanfics by stupidFroggy (wrighter of ratchet repunzel, etc, etc) and it was a matalxblues fic.... yey?
it was AU(realworld) and blues had a dentist appointment, but he didnt wanna go cuz across the street there was a sale on sweaters and scarves. when he got there, the dentist was metalman. blues got a crushy and shet den da kissu, but metalman then was like "hahahaaa, im a bit old to be messing with 17 year olds.. im 23..."-cont
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09 Aug, 2014, 3:08 pm
blues was all "lol im just gonna plan more appointments so i can see you more"
then after more tooth cleanin the appointment was over and blues left and got sweaters and scarves and shet
BUT. that wasnt the weird one... oh, no.....
--cont--
09 Aug, 2014, 3:16 pm
the weird one...
another metalxblues...
blues was patrolling the city at night and there was a chick that was about to get r.aped or some shet so he went to check it out and help her. they were humans so he couldnt blast the perv so he tried to pull him away, the guy got away. so the chick was all "you let him get awayyyyy! he ripped my dress! you suck! you aint no megaman! go home!" so blues cussed her out then walked home like a p!mp arsse mofo. metalman was in his apparment and noticed that blues was all pi$$ed nd shet so he decided having lots nd lotsa $ex with him to cheer him up --it didnt go into detail it just said that afterwords the room looked like a tornado hit it-- the next day blues was feeling weird, so he went to see dr.wily about it --cont--
09 Aug, 2014, 3:25 pm
it turns out, after some testing that protoman was pregnant... so blues was freakin out like "WHAT THE HELL?! IM A GUY! not to mention a FAWKIN ROBOT!" then blues tells metalman whom freaks out just as much as he did.
the next day blues woke up and his d!ck was gone! OHHHH NOOOOO! blues realised he was slowly turning into a woman then cried cuz v.aginas SUCK. there was a glow and the chick from before shows up and is all "lol ya dun fawked up cussin me out like that! im a witch and i cast that spell on you!" so after a lotta yelling she tells him how to fix it
long story shorter since im too lazy to type, dr. cossac aborts the baby and they turn blues back
then blues and metalman cry cause they kinda wanted the bby.
whatever.
it was weird as fuhk.
its ok cause it was funny tho.
09 Aug, 2014, 3:26 pm
then at 3am i decided to stick with the xXzero fics.
09 Aug, 2014, 4:34 pm
*Jean wipes his faith in humanity on Connie*
09 Aug, 2014, 5:01 pm
oAo
Fanfics be Cray Cray. @-@
09 Aug, 2014, 5:16 pm
You are close to discovering the dark side of the internet...I've experienced its powers. They are not for the faint of heart...Be wary in your travels.
09 Aug, 2014, 7:06 pm
that's literally the only fic by stupidfroggy i dont like.
09 Aug, 2014, 7:08 pm
best part was when rock visited and blues was still a girl XD