SHIP IT ALL-! <3

@feles hALPPPP 2hot omg my feels fhnty
@M0M0 i sHIP EVERYTHING AS LONGBAS THEYRE GOOD REASONS TO GO ALONG WITH IT. IN THIS CASE ITS P ENOUGH CANON AND ITS HOT.

oh my god?? oh my god.

JEEZUS FUHKING KRIST. SHHIPP THHEMM ALL.

so glad this is suchna hit B) right onnn
#shippingitall

i had the url johncest, y'know. :'0
i gave it to my crush at the time tho, and i seriously fuc/kin' regret it.

omg did u really. Lynn u are a bae. awwwwe er uh!
u should change ur url to johnnyboycest then ;u;

ppbpt i love my current url too much tbh. also im working on ur half of the art trade bleh i have nasty artblock rn and im trying a new style so sorry abt it takin forever bae!!

johncest n davedavesprite n jadejadesprite are all fav ships of mine ngl i think i have a selfcest theme goin on here

then thats fine!!
ahhhh i cant wait to see it i adore ur 'old' art style but i bet u've developed a new great one too and i bet ill like it even more!
ah good luck then i hope the arttrade isnt to much trouble since ur on art block ;u;
Doood selfcests r hot-diggity-bo.ner-dog like hot dAYUMMMM.
can i just say that id love to rp with u all our otps yo. cause ur just so cool lynn.
do u gotta ph-ph-ph-phone
*dubstep music plays bass drops* boopboopboop chkchk pbbbbt boom clap pizzer

omg yes?? rp all my otps with me because nobody else will humor me. my ex gf and i rp but shes like. obsessed with dirkjohn so thats all we do lmao.
selfcest ships more like HOO BOY marry me
i love jaderose and johndave and johncest those r THE ships but i love most everything else that doesnt involve the makaras
(tbqh species swapped ships too like i dont ship the actual trolls too much bc i only like a few of em but... troll johndave holy SHlT. kismesisitude matespritship u name it im down god bless)
im gettin my new iphone on my bday which is actually almost here!! so i will b able to talk to u then for sure and we can have gay shenanigans!!!
ur cooler than me nah. im a small 5'1 jerk who cares too much about john egbert, aesthetics, and eyebrows

it'd be an honor to rp otps with you OuO ohhh i see xD ive never payed tootoo much attention to that ship cause im a weini but ye!!
SNJTJKI CRIES YES. i am in love with those ships. i also ship dirkjake and roxyjane cause i rarely ship straight pAIRINGS HAHA HAAAAA. i ship everything *rainbow* but idk about makaras kurloz is cool but i dont really like gamzee ://< #worst patron troll.
(ohhh? troLL JOHNDAVE IS JUST REEKING OF GAY QUADRENTS AND ITS BEAUTIFUL)
whens ur bday so i can draw u birthday presents!! :D i will look forward to then cause yeehaw ur superduper cool and no hetero is aloud except jadejohn cause thats actually kinda hot.
whattt gosh nah. ur like really cute and if i hadnnt had my matesprit quadrent filled id be all over u cause ur just so gr8.
im nothing but 5'3 hamsteak tash who worries over my chubby, dave strider, and working out. im lame and ur like the goddess of cool id never thought id be friends with someone as cool as you.

i will stay up until u are unbanned from miiverse ye qt egg

dirkjohn is kinda silly but its p much the only way me and my old bae can get along its like a buffer smh.
i dont think i have very many straight ships like... jadejohn is so perfect i love prospitcest! i dont like karkats ships though like No Way johnrose and jadedave are not for me and my gay lil heart. janeroxy is so cute and calliroxy too!! jane n any of the girls are so precious as well! anyone that makes my janey girl happy is good really. OH and porrim n kanaya!! i love my patrons together theyre beautiful ladies that i love to bits and pieces. kanaya is my fav troll and 2nd fav female character next to jade!
also omg really my birthday is literally 9/6 (how cool is that number its 69 backwards ;)
u dont have to make me anythin haha u can be like the guy in that one incestual folgers commercial and let me stick a bow on you so i can say youre my present this year.

oohhh my gosh i just realized u called me the goddess of cool that is like the highest compliment ever??? hell yeah
im rly honored to be your friend though i thought u were really cool when i first came across u and it turned out u were!! id be on u like moths to flame if u didnt have a honey and i wasnt so weird abt dating right now. (my ex asche [read: the one who's the "sh.itty ex i always mention"] keeps hittin on me and saying things like "u probably havent missed me as much as i miss u" and my most recent ex danny asked me out not too long ago right after i dumped her like... chill... ive been single for 4 months...)
also johncest is so important 2 me man. john IS love. john IS life.

womps how/why do people ship it tho OuO im a bit dumbbbbb lol aww gee mate paps
totes straight pairings are overrated totes mah gotes!! Jade john jacob hymershcmit. holla! i feelyou mannn.
callirOXY MAKES MY HEART MELTTT. all the girls are greatttttt.
maryams are just way too hot i need help. but i love like amporacest too much help me. nepeta is my fav troll and oh gosh for humans i think roxy, iDK i just loveeeeee the alphas and dancestors.
yes i will!! u have best birthday ima cry. its in like three days ur older than me mines 12/26 :B
we can work something out hur i really wanna draw that rn doe but i will surely do something for ur birthday!

you areee the goddess of cooltho!heck yes!
when i saw ur art on miiverse i was like 'holy balls this person looks so cool i wanna talk to them but im too shy then the rest is now im so happy were friends! aw gee man i appreciate it ;u; lol (like holy balls theres like 2 girls and 2 guys that like me and hit on me and 2 asked me out earlier in the week and i was like "lol f/uck off mate" because im a huge jerk that cries when people hit on me to a certain point.)
[right i remeber u mentioning her a couple times] boo ust tell her to get her own scrambled eggs and say ur kokoro belong to senor Xan Souza yoai pants. dayummm he gotta chill man ur like the queen of babes ur like a mega pi.mp clam down lynn jk ily

boy am i lucky to have you as a frond.

JOHNCEST 5EVER YES

idk dirkjohn is like davejohn and dirkjakes ungodly lovechild. like usually the fanfics all go: 'dirk likes jake but jake isnt interested so dirk falls in love with john and dave falls into despair. jake comforts dave n the two of them end up together.'
jakedave/johndirk. i dont really like either haha.
nepeta is hellsa important to me too!! i love her but my heart still lies with kan and porr. marry me maryams.
ur full name is so snazzy ohhhmg. lynn isnt my legal name!! i just prefer it over my birthname because greek names are ridiculously uncommon and lynn is the petname that my friends call me ppff.
also since i think u would like * hear: i used to be the host of a john chatroom in like early **** on msparp where everyone was john and nothing hurted. johncest, john prank wars, john parties. there was like ** of us and we were all closeknit john rping buddies that shared tips/advice and fu/cked off in the ooc chats.
i should be unbanned soon by the way!! two more minutes yeehaw.

why were my numbers censored omg.
also oohh im pim.pmaster hustlemommy hell yeah thats right

im lucky to have u as a friend too :*

ohhhh i get it im so smart now yeehurrr
omg there was this guy on miiverse who tried to get with me [while being jake] and he was a HUGE ooc dave (ex. "hey chum whats up lol") and id just cry.
ahhhhh i wish i was theyre id love to be there. (cause u can only use 4 numbers per comment)
nep is 2 cute but can also rip ur head off kawaii like and most people forget shes not helpless MMMMMM sad face.
maryams 5ever mate wooooop.
lynn is an adorable name pap i love ye either way without lynn as ur preffered name B^B
YEEEEEE ILL MSSG U THERE. wooooop
hecka lynnn woop lynn snazzy n gay

help xan omgg im so sh.itty at drawing on there now what happnened to me.... rip....
i love the song tongue tied by grouplove right now i feel ridiculous but im JAMMIN to this indie noise lmao its so cute and happy
"taaake me to ur best friends house i loved u then ill looove you noooow"

u can do it i believe in u! ur art on there is gr8mdont worry!
i wanna jam out but my eyes are on fire and im falling aslreep XD
ill listen to that group in the mornin causeni like indie krock so no big difference ouo labor in vain-linus blanket is goood
'labor in vain, love is just, labor in vain, labor in vaiiiiiiin! hoo hoo hoooo yeahhhh'

ooh steamy.

whoooopie dong hella amirightt

"whoopie dong" oh my god all i can think of is like an actual whoope cushion dic.k

AHAHAAAA YES WHOOPIE DONG LIKE THE PASTRIE WHOOPIE PIE

im hellsa untalented for some reason on miiverse and i wanna fit more words than 8 at a time in a reply haha.
im p sure im getting sick and im miffed bc my mom got me ill with her dumb cold that she swore wasnt contagious euhhg.
im feelin nauseous and my cat is tryna aggravate me by eating my hair?? hes like 4 months old and i hate/love him.
i miss my friends a lot bleh ever since my laptop went out ive been really lonely and havent been able to speak with my other pals. im glad i have u!!! sorry if im super clingy i just miss talking so much and ur really nice to chat with lmao

dont worry my miiverse art is trash i cant draw bodies there lol
NOOOOO BB DONT BE SICKKKKK UR TOO COOOL TO BE SIIIICK.
dawww soda pls he seems so qt hurrr
ah geez whyd it go out sad face OnO
nooooo ur fine friend its all cool! iwas worried i was clingy but ur totally fine! i love talking with u too id love to meet u in rl someday ill fly down to texas oneday ok? ok.

soda pop is a menace to fuc.king society ok hes
EVIL. you know that one miiverse dirk who draws surreal stuff in the smash bros community and says seth mcfarlane is the devil incarnate??? hes wrong. my cat is. hes like 5 pounds of water loving furry fury (he sits in the bath with me sometimes what a weirdass omg)
also nah man u arent clingy at all!!
thatd be so rad omfg but are you sure you can handle where i live its literally terrifying here i freaked out when i first saw the the place and i was born in HOUSTON
austin is cool but really odd because of just the strange ppl and how they act.
weve got like DIEHARD HO.MOPHOBIC CHRISTIANS and ELECTRIC QUE.ER KIDS in the same vicinity at all times the juxtaposition is sooo unreal
u can just take a train downtown and theres a flock of scene kids blasting black veil brides and two steps later a huge rapoff between two stoner white boys
we are the live music capital of the world so theres also a lot of music and bars and bandheads

also STORES...... so many stores!!! i love shopping here omfg it's like spender's paradise.

the weather is like 102 degrees in the summer and 9 degrees in the winter, tho, so we got it bad on both ends.

..and theres always the unspoken law that every citizen must abide to. its THE law. the most important one.
someone even so much as BREATHES "the stars at night are big and bright..." and everyone has to stop, clap four times, and shout, "DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!"
it's a requirement of blood and honor.

naw soda is qt best kismesis jk im stupiid sh//ot
YEAH THATS A COOL DIRK. omg ima cry xD

ahh thank goodness ;u;

is tEXAS EVEN A STATE LIKE WHAT THE HELL. i am willing to go and see u tho!!
im used to hot weather if u dont believe me look at my tan B)
In MA we got um chill kids, ghetto puerto ricans, hussie, good pizza and uh oh geez what else,,
cRAZY WEATHER. ALOT OF CRAZY WEATHER. im moving to hubbardston but in gardner itslike chill ghetto. everyones chill and half of them aare spanish like me lmao
but in boston its busy and cool! i wanna move there like its got gr8 malls and movie theatures and pizza. pizzas soul food. and good parks! for soccer!! <3
jeez ma seems so lame next to texas ive only been in tx for like half an our at the airport and that was when i was taking a trip to Guatemala last year ouo;;

in ma uh if u say marco ull get lucky and someone might say polo ovo

omg texas is crazy but id love to see you and show u around!!!
we will have to facetime or skype or smth when i get my electronics on the 6th if you wanna because ur face is cute and ive only seen it like twice on tumblr
im greek and white so ive got ridiculously pale/yellow skin all the time. i dont tan easily and ppl are like "i thought u go outside a lot" and i have to be all "i do godd.ammit im on the cross country team"
ghuh that is a cool dirk hes intimidating though ngl. isnt he fuc.kin scary??
(i keep looking at ur drawing while typin this and nodding happily like "yeah. yeah thats johncest. and its perfect.")

Y'ALL HAVE HUSSIE OH MY GOD
I JUST REALIZED YOU SAID THAT??
WE HAVE BEYONCE BUT HOLY SHlT. y'all have hussie omg!!!

yes! show me everywhere cool uvu
i used to know to this boy from greece and he hurt my friend and i made him cry. :B but omg thats adorbs xD ahhh u do sport and red hamsteak i never meet sporty people into hometuck!!
ah id love to facetime/skype u! iF I HAD EITHER. i go on instag and tumblr on my stepdads phone and my computer is down ;-; plus my phone is old w/o skype or apps and my parents are a bit over protective ;u; i got caught rping s.mut once because i was careless cries but i like text all my internet fronds and con buds and stuff and my parents dont look through my phone thank jesus
but i may be getting a new phone cause my spacebar and the letter m doesnt work anymore #swag

omg hes terrifying hes following me here on colors and im following him back and like omg i wanna be atleast aquiantences with him but i feel like HES GONNA BE ALL 'u cant sit with us' cries
(ye. johncest' hella)

YEAHHH WE GOT HUSSIE HE WENT TO ANIME BOSTON THIS YEAR AND MY BF GOT A PIC WITH HIM.
I WANT BEYONCE CRY

i'm not really athletic in the sense of like... knowing sports because i only can do like running and field events?? i'm on my school's official 7th grade relay team this year and i'm their 3rd leg! i used to be anchor but i had to get a spinal tap and they demoted me.
(also, i used to do basketball but that was when i was like 10 lmao. i want to learn how to play soccer and get on the team but my mom's like, "you can't, you've already got track and field.")
that dirk is so cool and usually i'm not scared of people but holy shi.t. he's got that aloof demeanor, y'know??? that's scary. apathetic people terrify me, especially irl. in person, i'm kinda ditzy? like, i'm talkative and bouncy but i wind up looking superficial to some people unfortunately??? i met this chill homestuck boy named isaac who thought i was dumb as HELL at first and only would talk to me online because my peppy personality drew a lot of fakeass people to me.

we have the GODDESS here.
you can have the king but watch our queen conquer.
I WOULD CRY IF I MET HUSSIE i couldnt take the emotional stress and his goofyass face he looks so nerdy and i love his goober expression what a scary, rich goofball he must be
also u got caught rping sm.ut ooohh man i got caught with
davesprite cloaca por.n once and i cried afterwards
on top of that my mom just walked into my room and i have the song "stop the world, i wanna get off with you" playing on my ps. (..it's the lyric video!!!)
ur still hellsa cute maybe we can snapchat!!! i dont have an instagram because im deathly afraid of not having more followers than my friends at school ykno??

so ur like 'yeAH SPORT! gET THE GOAL!' kinda girl? lmfao i wanted to do track but i sprained my anklethe day before signups were held xD doing tennis,, do soccer one day i literally live and breath soccer apperently im the 5th best player in my grade B) hella my tHE FIRST 3 ARE MEXICANS. OFC. and above me is my friend bec who i adore!! shes just so straight and no ho.mo and sweet i love her shes a grea friend. 8th grade'll be scaryyyy.

ugu. hes like ah yeah like what u said. realllly intimidating one day u and me gotta try to be fronds with this man. (assuming they're male.) aughhh like omg they're just 2coool4school.

ah online im either
a.) chill and not a hater all 'ayyye' like
b.) really nice??
or c.) a d.ick wad that'll make u cry.
its usually a or b tho cause im not a hater ;v;

ahhh same! i like dont mind talking to people like i can hold a funny conversation but its kinda tiring in rl cause i cant stand most of kids in my grade. so im chillwith everyone but secertly roo

cRIES FOR THE MOTHER BEY.

i literally cried when they ran out of tickets to meet him and i ruined my karkat troll makeup.
CRIES. one day i shal bring u here so u can meet him sweg

doooood it was terrible i was just kinda sitting there like 'oh u got me there' when they asked how i felt.
that is terrible omg. cries.
omg mom pls.
YE ILL REDOWNLOAD SNAPCHAT WOOP. ive only seen ur eyebrows lol
thats why i restarted my ig cause of that reason cause i post cosplay and otp doodles cries.

my cousin just said 'i aint play wit chu peggy' in her sleep i laughed so hard

im only 85 percent cute the rest is f.art noises*

IM MORE SUBTLE OK i know like what to cheer for i just cant play it myself. im a formidable opponent on the track though i used to hold the fastest four hundred
meter dash time in 6th grade. im going into 7th grade wheeze all of my online buddies are going to 8th and im like. ok yeah omg i feel silly.
we will have to lay the moves on the kid. whats his username nyways??
all of my competition here is middle eastern n asian like.. really cute korean boys and indian girls everywhere. texas is super diverse everyone is here from all over theres kids from across the WORLD schooling with me geez.
this one kid named joaquin used to call me veronica all the time and i had no clue up until i asked and he said, "oh. well... you remind me of a veronica. like. you look like your name is veronica. i know your name, but.. veronica." it was so surreal.
thats so cool i wish i knew soccer for real now because playin with you would be a blast!!

omg i just get all frozen up when caught doing something and sometimes ill lie like, "haha uhm what are you talking about man where did you FIND that..."
but i feel like we would be super best buds irl too like those two social hot androgynous kids who make everyone doubt their straightness and become se.xually frustrated
i look really feminine a lot but if i dont do my makeup or hair a certain way i just look like a total pretty-boy which is definitely ideal too honestly
ive never been like "my gender is specifically this" unless asked and pronouns are like. ok whatever just dont be a dic.kbag about em and its chill.
id love 2 meet hussie with you!!! im meeting arctic monkeys soon in october im pumped ive only met metric, grieves, and paramore in the past. i was supposed to meet boyslikegirls but traffic was so bad that we missed em entirely!!
i love concerts and im definitely takin you to some austin city shows when you come for sure because theres nothing like it in the world!

lollls yeah my moirail (i think if were still) is like that ovo;;

ah ge uhh,,, ill type it in the next comment xD ye ye yee ye yee
wait how old are u again lynn???
omg korean boys are cute as heckie. texas is big no wonder its diverse!
bbeyuncdfh eats pizzza veronica? what the heck thats like the whole thing with trans
'i know u idendify as male but u look like a giirl' and vice versa what the heckie

bulls.hit ur like 99.9 percent cute and .1 percent MA NERD

omg ur the best lynnnn praise u. im like '*puts on sunglasses* u bet' cause usually it my guy friends who catch me drawing rosemary.

dude wed be the bestttttt buds. wed bring all the kids to the yard.
ive always given off that masculine vibe so yeah?? i never wear make up lmao. i just like have aLOT of curves. like because im spanish/brasilian my tats are c and my hips r too big so i usually wear a binder due to men constantly looking down my shirt and being a wanna be kawaii boy. other than that im like 'omg ye im a dude' vibe holla.

YES LETS MEET DAHUSSWOOP.
omg artic monkeys ive heard of them just never really listened to them i mIGHTve heard one of their songs.
ah paramore woop theyre good! i like ghost town theyre good ouo and mcr lol
im more into like reggeton music like pitbull, wisin y yandel, ricky martin, marc antony im a big wisin y yandell nerd.
bUT UR SO LUCKY CRIES. take me withhhh uuuu.

im like 98 cute 1 poo.p 1 ma loser B) swag

@adduce is their user bee tee dubs

haha yeah texas is crazy big!!!
and im a young sapling whos turning into a teenager on the sixth.. :'o
jesus i feel ridiculous admitting im literally 12.9 do not look at me and my underaged babyface and dont tell tumblr (i always say i look like twelve on my selfies because I AM... IM JUST A REALLy.. cute.. twelve year old.. who estrogen levels are blessed unreal...
i can go to fourteen up shows at stubbs music hall and nobody bats an eye at me because i'm apparently puberty's pet and look like a tiny lady compacted in a five foot one body???)
im actually lame im sorry lmfao i bet my cool has dropped crazy bad
my first gf asche had a thing for younger girls apparently and shes like fourteen so i was a ""total jackpot.""
ur probably like two years older than me
shoot me in the foot omg

i used to wear a binder since i used to be bent on the androgynous look and my tatas are c-cups too! but they werent helping my Cool Pretty Boy Aesthetic any but then i was like. hmmmm. hmm ok im happy with whatever comes my way my bubs r cool. whatever.
my hips are bony but pretty wide and i love my sharp curves because i look like i could cut someone 24/7

im indie trash and arctic monkeys is my fav band... theyre indie trash too tbh. i love arctic monkeys, neon trees, tame impala, metric, and vance joy. stuff like that like top board hits and radio repeats.
am is still the fave...
[2012 hipster douch.ebag voice] youve probably never heard of them, theyre really underground.

but it aint as big as my dong.
holy fuc.K BALLS IVE LIVED MY LIFE AS A LIE. i thought YOU were older than me. holy ballllls
why is everyone whos younger than me that likes hamsteak draws better than me cries a river
nah lynn ur so cool ur literally the B) emoticon booyah. and u speak better english then me kms.
ur okiidokiibrah uvu i turn 14 at the end of the year kick me i dont wanna be old.
woah *jackpot* totes cause ur such a cool dude!! that dingus was lucky to have u before u dumped her sorry ahs. woop. omg im a sempai.

ah ur like so embrasive of ur curves and im like 'noooooo do not want' my bubs are too big. also my but. kms.
lynn when i go into battle i will use u as my sword.

i need a life and like yeah a life. get ur new phone so i can text u sobs.
i should listem to am and b cool like u.
bless u lynn.

omg i think my parents are fricking upstairs. help me.

(; dongkey schIong is still a great joke ok
dong so big it puts minaj's as.s to shame
omg we r like.. same skill level bruh. we just have different styles yo. doesnt mean either of us r better than the other!!!
and u gay nerd im gonna catch up to you and be thirteen at the same time you are for a coupla months.
i speak english better because im in advanced pre-AP and its my first language you nerd of course im gonna speak it well.
u know 2 other languages thats a helluva lot cooler than what i do haha!!
use me as ur blade and cut down all the chu.mps who dare oppose u. bathe in their villanious blood and claim the world as ur own.
(btw u need to watch kiII la kiII on netflix because its my favorite thing rn ever next to homestuck and im cosplaying a character from there for comicon next year)

donkey schlo.ng is life ds is love
HELLLL YE U BET.
omg ill use their bloooooood in my soup and in my cake. tasty.
ye do it be a teenage nerd one of us one of us B)
(i keep needing to watch keel la keel my matesprit told me and i was like ok l8ter but l8TER NEVER CAME)

speaking of parents porking one time they made an an.al joke right in front of me and i choked on my tea and coughed really loud
'haha, you lose!'
'man, shove it up your as.s!'
'hey, that's what i said to you in bed last night!'
my parents are scary af

yes listen to am and be hellsa cool like me. become indie trash its the only way. if we ever call ull probably hear them in the background because i never dont play them tbh haha

look up mako mankanshoku.
that is me.
she is i.
i am her.
<3

kiII la kiII more like KISS LA KISS PLEASE
the protag ryuko her bff mako are canonically gay and i love them... it deals with real problems like se.xualization, harassment, exploitaion, and family issues too and still manages to be REALLY GOOD... its not an anime 2 watch with ur gma and gpa though its rated nc17 for literally nearly constant partial nudity ep. one-24.
theres some blood and decapitation/dismemberment too but nothing rly gross (im squeamish af and could handle it!)

omg i literally nearly woke up my cousin
i call alll my friends! ofc ill call u and hear that indie in ur bg ewe
ok as soon as i get up tomorrow im tired as satans balls B0
woahhhhhh best anime neeeeeee yes good. watch love stage- i never watch girly animes but its good! its hte yaoi 5ever canon gay.
or tokyo ghoul its bad boooty gore and cool my fave B)
good night tho! i love you! sleep well! stay swag B) heh

i love u too! sleep well you gay baby. u will have to call the day after tomorrow tho bc tomorrow my mom is home and shes so finicky about me talking to people she hasnt met ahhh sorry
ill tty tomorrow when you wake up for sure! either on here on miiverse ok??
<3

i slept p good u qt poot B)
did u sleep good? :D
yahs that sounds fine cause tomorrow i have a funeral to attend! ill message u on both okiidirkii? hurr

omg my little brother just saw me type this but saw the johncest
omg i spoiled his straight lil mind.

i slept good!! i just woke up haha gosh i sleep in to the extreme
sodapop is chillin on my tummy and my hair is sticking up to the side like an anime protaganist bleh i need a shower
aw man im so sorry! are u goin to the funeral today or tomorrow?

how old is he omg
starting johncest at a young age thats a true champ

good!!
dnji,dhjk omg u sleep alot,, omg soda yisss my cat chancho just left me sobs
paps tomorrow at 9 am, 8 am ur time ovo. its ok, i know shes in a better place! she was cool tho ;u;
#showerpower
hes like 7 omg nooo lynn im the only non hetero in my fam lets keep it that way omg

alright!!! and yass #showerpower
i see ur becoming indie trash like me atta boy
im so proud of u son.
im SO PROUD.

yeee!!
omg i am help me im already trash halppp
omg i need ur # so i can textt u man cries get a new phone goshhh

soon bab. soon.
i have a home phone but u cant text on it and my mom is here so calling is out of the question. groan.
only like... twenty nine days or so left we can do it!!!! im getting a new macbook air, my iphone, and a canon camera because i really am hipster trash and love photography. its my second elective ahaha. i go to one of the top middleschools in texas its so bomb like. we have two fields and three stories and a pool its HUGE?? canyon vista ms. chill teachers. my 6th grade accel math teacher hated me tho she was a german wench who i used to pi.ss off with my otamatone. i once brought a flat iron to class, switched seats w a buddy, sat in the back, and did my hair. i got a writeup but everyone was snickering because it took her like 15 minutes to notice LMAO.
i only got iss once and it was for skipping class the third week of school because i thought itd be fun to go outside w my friends and sit with the art students during period 6.

i was very defiant for like ninety percent of the year and ppl thought i was Really Cool and Edgy for doin dumb sh.it lmao
ppl signed my yearbook like "call me!! id love to hang out." and i have so many cute ppls #s it slays me.
i went through a hardcore hipster phase for a couple of months like i wore big sweaters and walked to the starbucks by the school every morning and had a scarf 24/7 it was silly but not as bad as my scene phase. never as bad as my scene phase.

i got banned on miiverse
groanssssssssssssssssssss loudlyyyyyyyy groans groans groans why cant i just text u now
while im NOT high. lol.
omg ur highclass trash u noob. i just go to the only public middle school in my townnnn? bleh.
woah ur edgy holy moly ur so cool hot dayum a flat iron doe omg. ive never goteen a detention for doing anything bad, in 6th grade theyre was this lady who hated me and gave me a detention for politley correcting her english and my mom came in and yelled at her.
and then she gave me another for not doing a finishing test lol
im a good noodle, i just have alLOT of people who like to talk to me like omg i never have moments peace. maybe im cool?? idk yo lol
u hipster. i wanna dress like them cause its like comfy clothes but i just got 0 moniesss.
i never went thro a scene faze. #2hardcore.

call me when u arent high because im home alone all day
(but if u are high i wouldnt mind either way)
IM REALLY SAD UR POSTS GOT REMOVED BECAUSE THEY WERE SO GOOD??? we should do a lyricstuck bc u are great at that
also i love hipsters n the stuff is so comfy but RLY expensive like it broke my bank D:
also i posted on ur break post and idk if i wanna repeat myself but
u can get on my miiverse acc i think? idk itd be worth a try if you wanted!!!

wenks okiidorkii vuv
omg ill ttyl bye srry
but yES! i wanted tO ASK U IF WE COULD ID LOVE TOO.
darn rich hipsters
egjikmmrtuj bruh. realllly? wait whatts acc?

ill see u in a little bit!! ill give u my number when u get back ok?

and acc is short for account!! sorry haha im used to abbreviating literally everything jesus
but if it works you can use mine and we can co-own it for 2 weeks!!! i think itd be fun but im biased bc i love sharing accounts haha
i have the same amount of followers as u i think too so it wouldnt be TOO different ykno?

sure!! also sure thatd be fun omg ily ur too nice to me lynn pls

makes a gross kissy face.
if we ever figure it out before ur unbanned itd be hellsa fun
my pass word for everything is rly dorky ok its turntechG0dhead with a capital g because i gotta stay fly like a G6 obviously

yesss omg well talk on the phone about it! ok ill do that rn okiidorkii

lifts up pants to ankle
omg ur so cool help me. darn u g6

i think intstead of posting the doodles on miiverse, we should post it here so we have like no chance of getting reported xD
dude and when wed post it on tumblr the pics itd be so cool, when we talk on the phone itll be easier to uh comprehend? //tries to sound smart

yeah!! for sure, since both the lyrics and (if we're doing it close to the video) the pictures 'emselves might not be good for the lil' kiddies.
i passed out on the couch i'm so sorry!! i really wanted to talk to you. also, my parents are going to a pool party for one of their friends **st birthday and they were like, "ok so basically you cant come because everyone is wasted and wearing less than bikinis" so we can call then!! itll be like *:**-*:**.
eugh usually my family is gone more but ofc when i wanna call theyre suddenly home round the clock. i wanna hear ur cute voice omg talking to you was really fun and i was worried itd be quiet and awkward because ive had that happen before when talking to my friends but u were so happy and hellsa cool!!

oops!
[mens right activist voice] censorzoned again...
i meant twenty first birthday and three thirty to six, jeez. why is there a number block omg i feel like ive been personally wronged by this thing's filter

yeah gr8! im hellsa stoked! this'll be so wicked!
bruh omg thats hilarious. my family doesnt know to many people who drink cause we're mormon like omg
ah yes we shall! im going to the movies at 1:30 and ill be back around then i hope! im so excited wenks.
omg really? ive only talked to this one dude from the internet and his voice was so deep but he'd hit on me but he was cool. and id be all 'omg pls'
ah i love talking on the phone with u too! like omg, ur so sweet and cool like omg ur just so happy too! i feel so comfortable talking to u on the phone like ah thank u for being such a great person lynn.

omg praise u

also no sweat!! its fine to fall asleep eheh uvu

!!! ur a great person too ah gosh it feels really natural talking to you on the phone!
sorry about all the shenanigans of today i hadnt anticip.ated that?? blegh haha

ah omg thank u ;u; sa,me!
ah nah ur totally fine boo, ur fine! <3