@pisces
WOO SCIENCE *high-fives you*

@allayah
ayyy you go gurl

maple your se.xuality though X'D

i want a ferret. or a guinea p.ig. guinea pi.gs are se.xy

H!X: i donT know whaT i am buT guess whaT i donT f.ucking care haha

(btw, for Human!Eruvil, ive decided hes not a vampire because nO. hes a human but he has unusually large/sharp canine teeth)

Wow this chat used to be someone commenting every half-hour or so and now it's some huge philosophical debate

wtf my dog

i clicked my tongue to call my cat, usually my cat comes and my dog ignores me but it was the other way around X'D

@maple
ye

*HIGH FIVE* I LOVE SCIENCE AND PHILOSOPHY :):):):)

H!K: i dont care what you are xremen, as long as we love each other.

@kari
omgz dun b hatin or imma hav 2 report u >:U

and HOW ARE GUNIEA-PIGS SE.XY THEY ARE LITERALLY BAL.LS OF FLOOFY ADORABLENESS X'D

@pisces
wHY ARE WE SO ALIKE OMFG

ok to the human eruvil thing

i have pretty canine-ish canine teeth.

my canines are sharper/bigger than most people i've seen

@kari
what if they switched bodies tho

you two should get married
@Maple & Pisces

@MAPLE;: LOL IDK ITS STRANGE IVE NOTICED WE ARE

IM OBSESSED WITH GUINEA PI.GS X'D

AND LIONS AND FERRETS.

BUT GUINEA PI.GS ARE SO CUTE X'D

i had a black and white one with a mowhawk when i was little

his name was roxas

Misces

Paple

Mascies

Piple

hnnn...
idk what Humanstuck Dabime's hair color should be, maybe blonde or brunette idfk

@pisces
IK I MEAN
-SAME INTERESTS
-(ALMOST) SAME MBTI
-SAME BELEIFS

IT IS DESTINY

oh btw

serebi: *hugs dabime's face* :3

(btw i have 3O minute piano lessons on mondays at 6:3O now e-e')

@grybbles
YES
BUT I'M BROKE

i sAY BRUNETTE.
@Allayah

omfgg gryph
i'm cryin those ships names
wtf
what have you done to me

fun fact: i just found out my pitbull has ticklish back feet

@gryph
don't u mean
*flicks hair*
BRILLIANT brunette?

*proposes to maple*

brunette

Dabime: oH, Hell{*} serebi. *smiles and returns hug*

(( @Gryph
YAS HE SHALL BE BRUNETTE.))

@tech
awww <3

((oh meh gawd u guies r mi otp))

im a brunette *hair flows in the wind*

@Maple

@pisces
*gasps*
omgOMGOMGOMG YES
*faints*

pisces-senpai

ur a brunette gryph?

oh wait.
i knew that XD

Serebi: i misshed you.
misspelling is fun. sleeping is fun too. but im not sleepy

@gryph
I am too a fabulous brunette and demand to be part of your group

I JUST REALIZED HOW PRETTY I LOOK ATM .O.

im wearing blue jeans, perfect. no wrinkles whatsoever

and im wearing a white sweater-shirt with a ribbon on it ;0;

i just need to fix my hair

aaaand you guys dont care X'D

Dabime: i missed y{*}u t{*}{*} *smiling*

and by group I mean the *flicks hair*
BRILLIANT BRUNETTE group/club/gang/duo/trio/other

ok
we're the fab group
@Maplology

im a brunette-partiallyblonde-redparts-somewhaticedteacolored

im also a brunette :0

maplesweethe.artboocakemuffinbrowniechairdarlinghoneyflotationcakecookie...

@kari
I care

;-; i feel so non-fabulous right now

i have black/dark brown hair

;-;.....

i have grossly colored hair so join the club, kid

H!Selris is fab, so is H!Aldous. brunettes ftw

@pisces
i AM TRYING TO THINK OF A SUITABLE REPLY BUT I CAN'T FIND ONE GOMEN

*joins the not-brunette club*

:')

human!serebi and human!keikal are fab :p

human!jhazze has black hair.
human!aerlis idk.
human!xehver is lighter than brunette with red higlights
human!srynix: idk.

Selris is: glubbing
Aldous is: watching his tv still unaware that Serebi has returned
Esirix is: idfk

@kari
AW HELL NAW
I AIN'T HAVIN' NO GURL THAT AIN'T FEELIN' FABULOUS WHEN I'M AROUND
Gurl
You are the most fabulicious gurl that ever fabulicioused. So if I hear you don't feel FABULOUS about yoself again, imma have to give you a 34 hour speech on how fabulous you are.

@pisces
shhhHH bby don't cry *wipes tears*

thanks meeple? XD

serebi is: wanting to let aldous know shes back ;-;
Keikal is: eating a bowl of cereal.
Others: hurp dueping.

@techno
you're welcome ;)

@maple
honeysweetboo.bear its tears of joy... im so glad were finally married...... after all these years..........

guys
what if you had a face-swap with your mii tho

Human!Vexare is an underage drinker and smoker,,,,,,,,, imagine him getting drunk...........
his dad (aka human!ancestor) is a pretty big alcoholic.................

thats actually pretty sad gryph ;-;

ew smoking gross

omg the moments im singing, and i think i sound good, then my mom comes in and i mess up and im all like "NOPE I WASNT SINGING HAHAAAA....."

serebi does that^ XD

@my darling pisces
IK I AM SO HAPPY I AM GOING TO MARRY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE <333 *sobe*

(WHEN THA WEDDIN)

headcanon: even though human!vexare doesnt smoke/drink around jhazze, he still smells like smoke and alchohol and it breaks jhazze's heart, every time he sees vexare knowing that he still does those things

i cant hit high notes wtf ;-;
i could yesterday but now im like nooope

hnnnn....
i like Selene and Dabime but i personally want to see Spinos in pain and tor.ture. ;-;

apparently every cigarette takes 11 minutes off your life or something

Human!Vexare also does badly in school and he fears hes going to not go to college or get a good job or his own house

...my dad will totally die soon :p

he smokes like 5, every day e-e'

also
how do you sadstuck? :0

@my HONEYCAKE maple
yiure the love of my life as well.. im hoping the wedding is soon... i have been waiting for this momwnt ever since i met you..

guyS I'M ONE STAR AWAY FROM GETTING A GOLD STAR *exicte*
(on a cra.ppy painting aswell wtf)

@Tech
my mom used to smoke a pack a day

shrug man. you just do it
@Allayah

headcanon: jhazze still hopes for vexare. even if vexare cant provide for himself in the future, jhazze will take care of vexare because he's a dj and he's like a kajillionare?

@pisces
*blushuu* oh pisces-senpai

@Gryph
so just put all the feels into it? :0

theres a guy in my family who smokes like every ten minutes not exaggerating

@tech
oh danggg son

GOLD GRANTED MEEPS.

@pisces
wtf
them smokers droppin' like flies *lights ciggarette*

@maple
oh maplesweet

big mistake. i started singing simple and clean. now im sleepy. the music box version is my lullaby. i didnt know the original was too.

@techno
THANK YOU YOU KIND SOUL YOU SHALL BE BLESSED

your welcome maple-chan

i can totally imagine H!V and H!J snuggling in H!J's epic big bed because i imagine it to be big and its cute *v*
@Kari

yeah pretty much dude man bro :y
@Allayah

(random sh.it nobody cares about but im going to say to try to start a conversation)
i was kicked out of the house over the weekend. ; ;

@cutiest cutie that ever cutied (pisces)
*kissu*

>u< daww
@gryph

jhazze has leik. silk purple covers with gold patterns, and his bed is leik. beyond king sized

why were you kicked out? e0e

why? :c
@Allayah

@ allayah
OMG WHAT OH NO WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK

*hugs*

Though Vexare is pretty submissive when he spoons with someone he prefers being the big spoon

@kari
speakin' of music box versions have you heard the bad apple one like dayum son

@maple
i... i dont know if were meant to be. wed be better off.... apart.........

i was disrespectful to my mom and my moms boyfriend bu.tt into the conversation and said "pack your sh.it and get out."

Watch out world, I'm officially changing my skype name to Dirk Sugoi Sparkle Strider
*poses in a kawaii and sugoi way*

jhazze doesnt care how they spoon

@pisces
*gasp* d-does that mean you're going to break off the marrige?
please pisces I need you! *sobs uncontrolably*

don't leave me now my darling!

i wanna add you on skype

omg your skype name meeple

OH MY GOSH ALLAYAH THAT IS HORRIBLE ;-;

@maple
babe you dont understand... i...im married....... to someone else.........

@allayah
wow
what a douche
he needs some a.ss kicking

wtf i mean seriously thats mean >:v
just kicking you out, seems like he was overreacting
@Allayah

nice, ex dee
@Maple

oh and yes i have heard that

have you heard the alice of human sacrifice one maple?

and you need to hear the simple and clean remix

@pisces
(dood what your skype name)
*gasp* WHAT? B-but who?

well its not that bad, i mean im back in the house now and i guess i deserved it and its happened twice before so... :V

WhAT ARE YIUR SKYPE USETNAMES

@pisces
Why would you do this to me?!

I'd add you pisces. eventually'

@techno
omg yes
goosebumps every time

My username is Cricket0817

my NAME is Cheshire Mituna

i dont have skype :y

@techno
dood did you try to call me on skype at like 2 in the mornin or was it accidental (sorry I left my icon on available gomen)

@maple
y..you dont know them... (my friend who i called a mcnugget on friend list :) )

headcanon: human!jhazze gave vexare his own personal butler when vexare moved in with him. the butler gives massages and brings vexare luxury foods and shiz

@pisces
(are you sollux)

Safe and Sound - Me vs. Gravity cover. reminds me of Aldous to Serebi

@maple
yeah thats me

yeah what happened was my friend kyoki (from another website) showed me something durpy you could do during calls and i needed to show you X'D
@maple

N-no! Why, Pisces, why? Why would you do this to me?! Why would you do this to your /wife/?!
I can't take it anymore....
GET OUT!

okay so i may have an idea for a sadstuck au with Dabime but its pretty sh.itty

brb listening to that

to go with that Headcanon: Vexare's like. eternally grateful for that lol

i wanna hear it allayah

the female one could also be Serebi to Aldous .o.

i do too :0
@Allayah

@maple
THIS IS MY HOUSE YIU LOSER!!

@techno
I see XD
Maybe show me another time???

@pisces
ffU.CK
*runs out*

Human!Jhazze be like
"CHARLES. come here Charles.
my boyfriend needs a butler. go fetch James for him"
X'D

i like that song now gryph o3o

headcanon: human!jhazze isnt a stuffy rich snob. he's actually a fun-loving normal teen. he may be rich and famous but rich snobs disgust him.

i ship Vexare and Karkat. and Vexare and Sollux lol.
And KarVexSol

rich snobs suck.

@grybbles
Try going to my school then XD

i ship jhazze and gamzee.

no jk thats gross

huh??? why
@Maple

human!jhazze has two big dogs
but they're friendly.

he has a pitbull and a rotwiler sp?

OMFG KNOW WHAT SU.CKS

IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF VEXARE HAD DOUBLE THINGIES LIKE SOLLUX

BUT HE CANT CAUSE HE'D BE WAY TOO MUCH LIKE SOLLUX.

IT MAKES SENSE THOUGH BECAUSE HIS LUSUS IS A MOTH AND I KNOW MOTH ANATOMY

cool .o.

H!Selris has like a big fish tank in his living room, Fighter got it lol

H!Aldous has a lizard as you know

H!Esirix has a black cat with orange eyes named Night (like after NightBlood)

H!Xremen has no pets, sadly

@Kari

guess what too bad now he has double thingies XD

hes like the Karkat and Sollux love child

okay so... (this is really horrible i already know) (also its Humanstuck because i can) Dabime lives with his grandma and shes gets really sick and cant work anymore so Dabime (is in highschool, best friend being Serebi, of course) decides to get a job o take care of himself and his grandma. his grandma is really sick and they cant afford the the medicine to take care of her so he took the only job he could get, which was being a pro'stitute. everyone already knows hes already shy and introverted but Serebi notices that lately he was getting worse. she asks if everythings okay and he completely breaks down, he tells her about the job and his grandma and she tells him to quit before something really bad happens to him, which he doesnt because he really needs the money to take care of his grandma. one night a couple weeks later, he gets set up with a certain man. the man completely breaks Dabime mentally and physically, when Dabime gets home he has his usual turtleneck sweater on. (cont)

hes not tOO MUCH like Sollux anyway like,,,,, its not even canon Sol has two though it makes tons of sense

@gryph
My school consists of lots of posh snobs bc it's a private school but i aint that rich

its not sh.itty, its already very sad even if you havent finished typing it yet :c
@Allayah

ew ugh
@Maple

i really want Vexare to secretly be a skydweller since his lusus is a moth but

1. where would he hide his wings

2. he already has psionics :c

he locks himself in the bathroom and stares at himself in the mirror, he removes his sweater and looks at himself, noticing that he has rope burn around his neck and wrists. he looks at his arms and looks at the self harm hes done since he got this job, but he refuses to quit, he believes that if his grandma died itd be all his fault. he cant handle the stress from this job anymore though, and he knows that he wont be able to get the memories out of his head so he opens the cabinent and looks for a specific bottle and his razor. before opening the bottle, he makes two long cuts up and down his arms. he pours 6 white pills into his hand and takes them. in about 3 minutes, he collapses on the bathroom floor.

ik
it's like
'i am surrounded by idiots'

how would he hide his wings i mean

thats really sad so far allayah ;-;

who moves in with who in the human!xremen and human!keikal ship?

when they move in together xremen gets to share keikal's dog

serebi has a bengal cat

jhazze has two dogs

aerlis has no pets
xehver has no pets
srynix had a wolf/dog hybrid but it was taken to the pound cause it caused trouble

sOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO SAVE HIM LIKE SERIOUSLY
@Allayah

18h5d5uuuuuu

idk whod move in with who ;0;
@kari

DABIME D:

serebi would start cutting after that in that AU
she cant handle losing people in the normal world. in an AU, losing her best friend is like losing aldous, which is like losing her soul

IF DABIME DIDNT DIE, SEREBI WOULD SAVE HIM ;-;

i say xremen moves in with keikal cause human!keikal is semi-rich...and keikal proposed to xremen after all

is it really that sad??? e3e" i dont think its that great

i love imagining Future!Human!Vexare having a day where hes extremely b.itchy but hes actually really nervous but is hiding it, and the reason for that is because later that day /he/ proposes to Jhazze even though Vexare moves in with him

i think its sad. omfg
@Allayah

@grybs
IT MIGHT LOOK MARY-SUEISH THOUGH I'D AVOID

@gryph
oh, thanks.

i kNOW BUT I WANT A SKYDWELLER *sob*
@Maple

Headcanon: H!Bucket has actually attempted sui.cide, more than once

awwww thats cute gryph >u<

is he nervous cause he's afraid jhazze will say no?

jhazze would happily accept

headcanon: H!srynix stops him.

course he does. he loves bucket more than anything

my stepdad left im adding pisces on skype now

hes nervous just to propose and hes nervous because Jhazze coulda said no

lol on me, aj, and fawn's night walk, aj's phone alarm went off and it was all loud and it was the "i can ride my bike with no handle bars" song and were all like OH SH.IT X'D

H!Bucket has actually tried slitting his wrists, and his brother (aka dancestor) S.exual (WHAT TYPE OF NAME) found him and called 911

;-; awwww

THOSE NAMES X'D

WHATS THEIR "DADS" NAME? XD

the ancestors names are the same as the dancestors so his name is also S.exual.

unless you want the title which is
The King of Buckets

WTF X'D

gonna shower in the day for once

headcanon to bring in feels:

human!vexare died early because of lung problems due to smoking. human!jhazze kept his coffin in a secret room in his house. every day jhazze would visit the coffin and cry, telling vexare that he was the best husband he could ever ask for, and that he loved him and wished vexare listened to him and stopped smoking

hnnnn nyoooh i dont wanna be loneleh ;-;

sorry was writing everything i typed down. MY HANDSSSS.

thats sad ;^;

as Vexare aged, his lung problems would get worse and sometimes he'd just cough and cough and cough

and cough

and cough and cough

and cough

i HAVE TO PEE.
BUT MY BEDROOMS SO COMFY AND I DONT WANT TO MOVE.
HALP.

human!jhazze knew his time with vexare was ending. he quit music for a while, until after vexare died so he could spend the rest of vexare's life with him. carefree and not busy.

I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY PIANO TEACHER HALP.

HE'S 18 IN COLLEGE AND HE LOOKS AND ACTS EXACTLY LIKE ALDOUSSSSSSS

AAAAH ;-;
HE'S SO SWEET. AND HIS EYES ARE GREEN. HALPPPPP

and i got PMD explorers of sky soooo....hiatus?

tHATS SO CREEPY???

DOES HE HAve freckles...........

YES HE DOES

i went overboard with the taping in of Explorers of sky.

i put tape over it twice, it didnt stay in. i put 10 more pieces over it and now i have a bunch of tape on my ds to hold the game in X'D

whats hIS NAME?? TAKE A PIC OF HIM IF YOU CAN... I WANT TO SEE THIS H!ALDOUS LOOK-ALIKE

LIKE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM TAKE A PIC AND SEND IT TO MY EMAIL,,,,,,

and lol

there was this guy who used to live in my city and he apparently looked just like my dad and drove the same car too

H!A is actually my perfect kinda guy, i love guys that look like him. like wow

his name is Josiah

and i cant get a pic of him. he and my mom will ask why and i'll feel creepy

gonna play explorers of sky b4 i impatiently die waiting to play it :p

aw cute *o*

I AM A VULPIX NAMED KARI

MY PARTNER IS A MALE SHINX
GUESS WHAT.
I NAMED IT GRYPHON.
THE TEAM IS CALLED TEAM FOREVER ;w;

;w;?

-w-

hEy ; ) im so BorEd and i wanna TalK ;0

Hello Guys! We found two lizards at camp today.

cute .0.

On Style Savi there is this one guy (one of my clerks at my store) get on my nerves. He keeps talking about the cafe and I must want to k!ll him.

My dad is forcing me to go to camp tomorrow. I want to stay home with him but I cant.

BUCKEEEEEEET

(when is aldous gonna find out serebi is back?)

; ) i fEEl happy and i donT Know why ;000

(idk .0.)

Aaaaaand none of you care.

Hell{*} buCket.

(i feel like being a male.)

Keikal: hello bucket owo......

(i want him to know. i miss aldous ono)

<I> <might> <as> <well> <be> <here> <anyways>

hEy ; /

im sorry aBoUT whaT i did BEforE daBimE ; (

ThaT was To yoU righT whEn i sTarTEd ToUChing yoU againsT yoUr will

(omfg im gonna have multiple massive feels attacks. all because i got explorers of sky)

keikal: hi aurora! owo....

<I> <have> <n[)thing> <t[)> <d[)> (honestly I have nothing to do right now)

hEy KEiKal, yoU nEEd To forgivE srynix ;0

its fine buCket,
i tHink i HAve misjudged y{*}u, y{*}u mAy ActuAlly be A pretty rAd guy even tH{*}ugH y{*}u like to pAil.

((i want to start roleplaying Selene too so im going to do that))

i UsEd To liKE To pail ; / ...
wEll i sTill do BUT noT as mUCh as BEforE ;0!!
@daBimE

well, i H{*}pe we will be Able t{*} get Al{*}ng in tHe future *smiles*

keikal: ........
he broke me. he stole me. he hurt me. TWICE. why should i forgive that bas.tard?

i hopE so Too ; )
@daBimE

<W[)w> <s[)> <[)nly> <[)ne> <thing> (not trying to be mean) <n[)diced> <me>
<Its> <like> <I> <d[)nt> <even> <exist> <t[)> <anyb[)dy>

<What> <happened> (? Her quirk doesn't allow punctuation so I used perinthsis[fail spelling])

i Know iT was twiCE BUT hE's rEally ChangEd and hE's rEally sorry ; (

hE's a good gUy now and hE'll nEvEr do iT again ; ( ...
and if hE EvEr doEs i'll BrEaK Up wiTh him
@Keikal

(at first I though you said helI not he'll)

Keikal: *not convinced*
troll him. bring him here. i want HIS apology

*looks at aurora* srynix ra.ped me. twice.

yAy.

(my piano teacher omfg.

like. i cant stop thinking about him.)

oK

and sErioUsly i r.apEd an alrEady dEprEssEd Blind mUTanT so iT's aBoUT as Bad as r.aping a normal Troll twiCE..........

*takes out his phone-like-trolling-device and trolls Srynix*

srynix ComE hErE yoU nEEd To apologizE To KEiKal To gET him To forgivE yoU

<Thats> <al[)t> <w[)rse> <than> <what> <Plus[)n> <did> <to> <me>
<I> <d[)nt> <like> <talking> <ab[)ut> <it> <much> <because> <I> <start> <crying> <when> <ever> <I> <think> <[)f> <it>

(his little brother hates me.

they go to my church, and his little brother growls and hisses at me and tries to bite me.
he's like....8?)

(XD)

((i want to make two fantrolls where one is a highblood and the other is a lowblood and also the lowblood is the highbloods servant, <yes in a s3xual and literal manner.>))

fv<k i read that <<>mment wr<>ng neuermind

keikal: what happened aurora?

Srynix: *appears a few minutes later*

hi bucket <:)
*looks at keikal*

.....hey.

keikal: .......

srynix: im...truly sorry....the things i did...i shouldnt have. i shouldnt have ruined a perfect life. i wish i could take back what i've done. i've changed...and im hoping you can forgive me and we can become friends.....

keikal: .................

(I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT ALLAYAH

except the trolls were keikal and xremen in an AU. because keikal gives xremen se.xual favors. so like....keikal gave himself to xremen and became his servant)

(imma try my best to make my mii look like keikal because he's suddenly my favorite male fantroll that i own)

((omg yeah, X'D
mainly because i like the whole collar-with-symbol idea on it though X'//D ))

*screams* THE PICTURE IS GLITCHING ON MY 3DS AND ITS SCARY.

(close colors and re-open it. it dods that sometimes)

(DID YOU GET THE SYMBOL ON COLLAR THING FROM MY WOLFSTUCK DOODLES XD?)

(dods.

brb)

(Sorry I had to hide my ds for a moment)
<Well> <she> *starts crying a little* <tried> <to> <kilI> <bunnym[)m> <and> <after> <she> <did> <she> <went> <and> <hugged> <me> <and> <said> "Everything will be alright"(I don't feel like typing in quirk anymore)
<It> <really> <messed> <me> <up>
<Bunnym[)m> <is> <fine> <n[)w> <th[)ugh>

((NO I GOT IT FROM FANFICTION X'D))

tr<>lls l<>se their lvsii eueryday get <>uer it

<My> <[)wn> <matesprit> <w[)uldnt> <d[)> <that> <t[)> <me> *starts trying to grab one of her knife brushes*

well she fv<king did plvs y<>vr lvsvs is <>kay and n<>t dead s<> get <>uer it

((i mean like, if a troll where to belong to another troll, they would have a collar with the troll they belong tos symbol on it. that headcanon though.))

<I> <cant> <get> <[)ver> <it> <I> <see> <her> <everyday> (not on purpose) <and> <tries> <t[)> <start> <c[)versati[)ns> <with> <me> <like> <n[)thing> <ever> <happened>

plvs y<>v haue an insane side where y<>v k.ill rand<>m fv<king tr<>lls like whats w<>rse l<>sing y<>vr matesprit/m<>irail <>r l<>sing y<>vr lvsvs yeah y<>vr matesprit/m<>irail s<> maybe y<>v sh<>vld be happy y<>vr matesprit is aliue and jvst deal with the fa<t that <>NE TIME she tried k.illing y<>vr lvsvs and get <>n with y<>vr life

((oh sh.it, its getting intense in here.))

hEllo all uwu

(back)

keikal: ......i forgive you srynix.
but do not EVER touch me in any se.xual way. EVER. i will kil.l you.

<Ive> <f[)und> <away> <t[)> <contr[)l> <myself> <during> <it> (I wish that didn't sound wrong in my head)

@eggegg
woah your arts pretty rad

(I JUST REALIZED

I CAME UP WITH KIRTUL'S LAST NAME)

well <>kay ni<e i d<>nt <are anym<>re

actually whats worsE is what YOU PERSONALLY considEr to bE worsE so losing your lusus could bE worsE 0m0

(in my piano lesson i swear my teacher said "look at my D" X'D

he actually something about a High D note XD)

(yeah youve said that before XD
@Kari)

(( @allayah lol THANKS im Pisces btw this is my joke account omg,,

thats trve
@eggegg

*keikal hugs srynix. but nobody cares*

@eggegg
oh god i feel dumb now X'D

*finally grabs one of the right brushes and starts crying again* *whispers to herself*
<Why> <I> <have> <t[)> <bring> <that> <up>
<I> <guess> <I'll> <have> <a> <a> <little> <bit> <m[)re> <white> <paint>

@tech
i havent said anything but ive been having a feels fest over here ; ;

yourE kinda cutE vEx nwn

omfg me and my boyfriend have been roleplaying and me and Dabime got into an argument because i force my characters to call me master and now my boyfriend keeps calling me master ; ; halp

Jhazze: *growls at Eggegg*
vexare is my babe >:V

(may i get you anything master allayah? ewe

WAIT NO.

I FORGOT.

IM GRYPH'S BUTLER. SORRY.

may i get you anything master gryphon?)

thanks bvt i haue a mates<>irailesisti<e
@eggegg

i was just complimEnting his looks 3: calm down

(id like some chocolate please ok thanks butler techno)

i wasnt hitting on you yourE not THAT attractivE

Jhazze: >:/
yes i know he's cute thanks for sharing. eyes off my bae

*dropkicks tech*
stfu >:V
<jk i wouldnt actually do that>

Jhazze: he is very attractive >:/

(*brings master gryphon to a room made entirely out of chocolate. it even has a hot chocolate hot tub and chocolate milk pool*)

vm <>k
@eggegg

whats so bad about mE looking

Jhazze: his attractiveness is for my eyes to enjoy. not yours. he's my everything >:/

(*EATS SOME CHOCOLATE*
tHANK YOU BUTLER TECHNO.)

((i know that feel, Jhazze. its like you want anyone who even LOOKS at your matespirt to suddenly move to Antartica. #truestorybro))

hE doEsnt bElong to you you crEEp i can look if i want to and you cant stop mE

Jhazze: im nit a creep >:/
i swear i will send you to this weird antarctica place on earth that the allayah human mentioned >:/

(You are welcome master gryphon :v)

of coursE you will

jhazze he <an fv<king l<><>k at me and <all me <vte if he wants t<> like eggegg said i d<>nt bel<>ng t<> y<>v <>k
@jhazze

Jhazze: ;-; but im afraid to lose you to someone else

i love you.

i l<>ue y<>v t<><> bvt i'd neuer leaue y<>v f<>r s<>me<>ne like eggegg
@jhazze

((jesus christ im dying now X''''D ))

wow that rElationship doEsnt sEEm hEalthy if yourE rEally THAT insEcurE

Really? unu

whats going on here

Shut up Eggegg >:/
we love each other ok? everyone has a right to be afraid to lose their matesprit. this is fu.cking ALTERNIA.

im g{*}ing t{*} HAve t{*} side witH jHAzze {*}n tHis Argument.

yourE afraid of losing him to mE just bEcausE i callEd him cutE oncE thats a bit ovEr the top

im <>n eggegg's side

lEAVE ME ALONE EGGEGG! I CAN CHOOSE HOW I WANT TO FEEL ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH VEXY (nicknames wtf)
//tears streak down his face

//jhazze leaves, crying.

(headcanon: jhazze can rarely get emotionally unstable for random reasons)

whats going on

what the fv<k that was vne<essary

um
i was just saying its unhEalthy
which it is
>m>'

jhazze or whatever you cant keep them to yourself even if youre afraid of that........

BEN!!! 0w0 <3 hEllo :3

//jhazze cries at his hive

reAlly eggegg?! its tHeir relAti{*}nsHip t{*} HAve A sAy in, n{*}t y{*}urs!

eggeggs right it is unhealthy

HELLO HONEY EGGEGG :')

//Jhazze hates Eggy. Jhazze also is having blackrom feelings for vexy. new official nickname

um its obvious its unhEalthy just bEcausE im not in it doEsnt mEan i cant rEcognizE that. they can continuE thEir rElationship i nEvEr said thEy couldnt but thE insEcurity makEs it unhEalthy. 0m0''''

im still with y<>v eggegg and jhazze is seri<>vsly <>uerrea<ting

y{*}u d{*} reAlize tHAt every relAti{*}nsHip is g{*}ing t{*} HAve tHAt, unHeAltHy {*}r n{*}t.

(....HYPOCRITE ALERT

vexare is insecure too. he's afraid jhazze will leave HIM)

no not EvEry rElationship is going to havE somEonE as insEcurE as jhazzE.......

ok, come on, allayah, not every relationship has that.. you really shouldnt do stuff like that, its not right

Are y{*}u pe{*}ple kidding me?! Hes n{*}t {*}ver reACting! He HAs feelings unlike y{*}u, y{*}u insensitive d{*}uCHe.

me: actually....everyone has the right to feel insecure at one point because you cant actually trust anyone fully. you never know.

trevor was a beautiful lie. i was secure with him. but now i have the right to be insecure in any relationship.

me: yoooooo
//high fives allayah

@Bentley
you do realize this is just a roleplay, right? o_o"

me: Vexare has a better reason to be scared though, at least hes okay with it if Jhazze is complimented by someone else

((*returns highfive*
*tears up alittle* wow Dabi actually stood up for what he thinks is right. *blows nose on tissue*))

yes you have the right to be insecure! but you can't go and completely keep them to yourself!

i havE fEElings and right now im fEEling prEtty bad about this arguing! umu but i want to gEt my point across and you arE obviously not undErstanding it at all umu

he is <>uerrea<ting idi<>t and i haue feelings t<><> in <ase y<>v didnt kn<>w bvt lets n<>t g<> int<> that
@dabime

me: jhazze gets like. millions of compliments. all the time. because famous dj.

what is a roleplay. i have never heard of a roleplay.

//jhazze calms the frick down

//he comes back.

im fine now.

well if y{*}u HAve feelings y{*}u sure d{*}nt ACt like it!

oh. welcome back.

@Bentley
*hands nerd logic dictionary* there ya go. :V

y<>v really fv<king <>uerrea<ted
@jhazze

how does he act like he doesn't have feelings!?

((yeah uh i dont think Dabi is too fond of Vex... :V ))

...EvEryonE has fEElings but somE prEfEr to kEEp thEm privatE....

allayah what is that. i didn't ask for a dictionary.

@Bentley
do you even know what the fu.ck is going on? *facepalm*

serebi: dabi ;-; dabimeeeeee
stop arguing. you should be having fun not fighting. sleepover at my hive?

Jhazze: i know...shut up about it please..

why would i be here if i didn't?

me: bently seems confused as fu.ck.

but, seriously, could you please explain what a 'roleplay' is already?

//rolls eyes but its not easy to see since he has no pupils

{*}H, tHAt s{*}unds niCe... sure, serebi. *relaxes*

(i might go soon my tummy hurts)

dont bE mEan to bEn hEs my matEsprit

how do i seem confused as fu.ck.

@Bentley
look it up.

thanks honey :*

how do i look it up.

Me: *beating head on wall* eggegg. why. just. why.

Serebi: *takes dabi to her hive and pillow fight, movies, and snuggles commence*

me: OH MY GOSH. ._.'
have you ever been in a school play? its like that
except there is no script and its more fun

als<> if i didnt haue feelings
i w<>vldn't get mad at s<> many things and i w<>vldn't be able t<> feel l<>ue <>r hate f<>r any<>ne s<> y<>v're jvst dvmb.
@dabime

@Bentley
gtfo you troll.

allayah what the hell!?

I SAID DONT BE MEAN TO HIM 3:<

*ignoring Vex*

i'm not a troll. i'm a human .... thing

AUGH YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT.

*KISSES EGGEGG* ily!

a troll is either a.) what weve been roleplaying as or b.) another nerd term

n<>w y<>vre ign<>ring me, w<>w. <>k.
@dabime

good. :I
@allayah

*kisses* i lovE you too! nwn <3333

this is dramatic. im playing pmd and going to bed. goodnight.

congrats. you chased the kari away

WHAT IS A ROLEPLAY. COULD YOU *PLEASE* EXPLAIN?

(dont go kari :v)

well, As y{*}u CAn CleArly see, I D{*}NT LIKE Y{*}U. N{*}T AT ALL.

im leauing be<ause y<>v gvys are fV<KING STVPID AND I <ANT TAKE IT ANYM<>RE

n<>t y<>v eggegg and bentley y<>v gvys are a<tvally <<><>l...

//wals away

((nuuuuu,
ill stop paying attention to them, please techhhhh D': i sowwy))

who cares. explain roleplaying to me already.

(walks*)

thanks, ...whatever your name is. vex?

like i even wAnt t{*} be C{*}nsidered 'C{*}{*}l' by s{*}me{*}ne like tHAt.

*turns head, to bentley*
im uexare (vexare)

why don't you shut up. why are you so rude.

byE vExarE sEE you. yourE an..... an EggcEllEnt pErson :3

oh, uexare. you're pretty cool too.

thanks eggegg

oh my god, eggegg you and your egg puns are precious. :')

n<>
my name isnt uexare thats jvst h<>w i type it my name is vexare

im n{*}t rude. i just d{*}nt HAndle CertAin tHings pe{*}ple d{*} very well.

thank you honEy i lovE you

//jhazze follows vexare huehuehue

ok now im gone

serebi: dabi ignore them *throws a marshmallow at*

oh!! i apologize then. yes you are, allayah. earlier you said: I DONT LIKE YOU AT ALL.

(i pre-ordered pokemon Omega Ruby when i got PMD explorers of sky eue.....

yaaaay eue....

none of you care though XD)

i think that's pretty rude.
also i love you too! <3 <3 <3

honestly i dont like you either bently....;-;' sorry but i dont. i prefer telling the truth rather than lying

d<>nt f<>ll<>w me
@jhazze

shut up! 3: stop bEing mEan to my matEsprit alrEady!

((aw lucky, XD im probably not going to get it untill a couple months after it comes out))
yAy *grabs marshmellow and nom*

ok, that's fine.

it's fine, eggegg, they aren't gonna stop

serebi: *sprays whipped cream on dabime's nose. the lion king is playing on the tv*

Jhazze: ok unu
//goes home

and you wErE bEing rudE to mE too 3:< what is wrong with you pEoplE

(im getting it the day it comes out :D

school starts a day after my birthday ;-;)

you know what, i don't know. they are just RUDE.

*laughs* HeHeH...
*tries to lick whipped cream*

//Vexare breaks stuff at his hive with his psionics

im not trying to be mean im telling the truth unu'

i dont really like anyone actually. like. i dont like ANYBODY.

unless they catch my interest. like gryph and anyone else thats my friend.

i like you pisces. your good.

((aw man that sucks <X'D its like, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." and gives you a really horrible gift.))

lEts just makE lovE and forgEt about thEm

;-;
yo, i didnt mean to actually hurt peoples feelings...

(SC.REW IT. ALDOUS IS COMING OVER.)

serebi: *sprays a whipped cream mustache on dabi*

hey is it ok if i invite my matesprit? .O. i havent seen him since i returned

(THANK YOU KARI FOR SAYING YOU LIKE ME

ok honey. i love you. <33333

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. NOW WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS PRESIDENT. AND GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS TOO. YAAAAAAY! XD)

yeAH, i d{*}nt mind. *smiles*

(im naming my Treecko on Omega Ruby Dabime ouo

and im naming my groudon Duo.

why? because ground type. ground. earth. hahaaaaa)

*makEs passionatE lovE to bEn*

((like, Gryph, Tech and Pisces, you guys are all pretty cool, i really didnt mean to if i made you mad... ; ; ))

*makes love* ;0

*Serebi opens trollian on her phone type trolling device thingy*

CS: hey aldous i've been back ouo
CS: Dabime is over. wanna come and sleep over with us? ouo

(YOU DIDNT MAKE ME MAD

*CALLS COLORS COPS CAUSE LOVE MAKING IS AGAINST THE LAW*

((okay because im just really fu.cking confused right now and idek....))

*ignores tech*

*Aldous' phone-like-thing is off and also hes asleep sooooooo*

*is in the same room as all of them*

; ;

*IS IN THE ROOM THEY ARE GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER IN*

Serebi: oh...he's not answering...
*looks at the floor and a tear falls down her cheek*
i miss him...

(i was listening to Panic! at the Disco.

im like. in love with that band now wtf)

*still making love in the same room*

Dabime: {*}H... serebi, *hugs* im sure y{*}u'll see Him AgAin...

((OMFG I LOVE THAT BAND EEEE))

Serebi: get out. were having a moiraily sleepover. no love making aloud.

(OMGGGGG MY FAVORITE SONG IS "i write sins not tragedies" ;w;)

//cries in dabi's arms
i wish i could see him now! i feel like he doesnt wanna see me ;-;

(allowed*)

(no correcting my crappy spelling >:V)

((ahh, i love that song))
*still hugging* Hes pr{*}bAbly just g{*}ing tHr{*}ugH A HArd time rigHt n{*}w... i'm Alm{*}st p{*}sitive He reAlly d{*}es wAnt t{*} see y{*}u...

(IM A FRICKIN BIDOOF.

BIDOOOOOOF.

IM TIRED CAN YOU TELL?)

*ignores serebi, continues passionate love making*

(I JUST RIPPED OUT A CLUMP OF MY HAIR e-e

i also like their song miss jackson :p)

yeah but.....he hasnt tried to check on me....or anything

(please stop bentley its annoying :/ )

*the part where mufasa dies on the lion king happens*

Serebi: NOOOOOOO ;0;

(leik if u cri evry teim)

(lion king is still my favorite disney movie XD)

(maybe, but only if you promise me ice cream in retutn.)

d{*}es He kn{*}w tHAt y{*}ur bACk yet?

(*gives bentley whatever ice cream he wants :/* )

no....but he hasnt tried to check at all...

i lied. only if my honeysweet wants to. -eats icecream anyways-

(SHES NOT EVEN ONLINE. GO AWAY. IM SORRY, NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT YOU ARE PIS.SING ME OFF SO BAD AND YOU DONT WANNA SEE FULL ON RAGE KARI.

i'd probably leave to play pmd before i rage so innocents dont have to see the pools of blood everywhere.)

(know what. nvm. goodbye. cant put up with bentley.)

mAybe we sH{*}uld try t{*} g{*} t{*} His Hive s{*}{*}n, He g{*}t reAlly depressed wHen y{*}u left.

((gee, thanks, kid. are you happy now?!))

(guys ever think maybe Bentley is joking and you should just laugh at it like i am)

(uh im just joking around how could i be serious)

(you KNOW it's not actually happening
like
seriously.)

im just frustrated, <:c sorry...

(im back :/ )

we should....

*later that day, dabi and serebi venture to aldous' hive. serebi knocks somewhat loudly on the door*

(but bentley isnt listening and i hate it when people joke like that. it makes me wanna rip the person's face off with my bare hands.)

*Aldous doesnt want to come to the door

(well i apologize)

*serebi yells*

aldous im back! i missed you. wanna sleep over at my hive with dabime and i?

w{*}rst C{*}mes t{*} w{*}rst, we'll breAk d{*}wn tHe d{*}{*}r.

(its fine :/)

Serebi: im not breaking down his door xD

(._. ...)

(im sleepy but im staying up for ya'll)

... 1 d(x)n't want t(x) talk t(x) any(x)ne (x)r be near any(x)ne else bes1des y(x)u r1ght n(x)w

Serebi: dabi....is that ok? we can sleep over another time 3:

(omfg kari dont sleep.)

(forget it gnight im tired.)

(aww man, very much sadstuck was gonna happen if she went in, the door is unlocked actually)

yeAH, its fine, tAlk t{*} y{*}u lAter. *hugs and starts walking to his hive*

((also Bentley, im sorry if something ive said tonight has really offended you, ive just been really cranky lately due to somethings that are happening in real life and i truely am sorry... ;^;" ))

((its fine you didnt)0

//serebi opens aldous' door. she knows shes welcome in. shes happy to see him

... //Aldous is sitting up on the floor, hunched over, staring at the floor, one arm/hand holding him up and one arm grasping the other arm.
//hes shirtless and his glasses are hanging off his face

//his arms
are covered
in new cuts and burns
and hes bleeding a lot.

//serebi feels sick when she sees aldous like this.
//she runs to grab a wet cloth and returns to her matesprit
//removing his glasses and sitting him up. she starts to wipe away the blood as she cries

*poke*

augh emotions

(Kari the epic durp

goes in to challange a ground type outlaw on pmd

Kari the vulpix and Gryphon the shinx are weak to ground types

Kari takes the job anyways.

both members of the team faint.

GOOD JOB KARI)

(im gonna play with the dogs outside for a few so im not called lazy :p)

//flinches and also winces

1'm s(x)rry

Dont be. its not your fault
//finishes wiping the blood and kisses his forehead

let me get you some water and bandages

*she gets up and leaves the room*

(and now kari has dishes to do and cookies to eat. brb)

//when she comes back, he says

H(x)w 1s 1t n(x)t my fault? 1 d1d th1s t(x) myself............

its not your fault because i had no choice when i left and i know you arent stable without me

//she starts wrapping his cuts with the bandages and helps him drink the water

1 feel s(x) weak...

//pulls him closer

im here now....i'll make you strong again....i'll try not to leave again....even if i have to i'll try to be here....

//purrs, but it's so so quiet it's hard to hear

1 l(x)ve y(x)u
Can y(x)u at least stay w1th me r1ght n(x)w

of course i'll stay right now.
i wouldnt even dream of leaving

... Guess what

hmmm what is it?

Y(x)u're beaut1ful.

thank you uvu

....im glad my perfection is ok.
you complete my life.

//purring is louder now and he smiles

*fangirl squee* AH OMG I SHIP IT. I SHIP IT. I SHIP IT.

//kissels his soft lips for the first time in over a week

//he kisses back

haihaihaihaihai

heeeeeyyyyyy

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

brb bbl bbs idk

*loud, furious sobbing*

Re:
i was trying to be unique. i'm sorry if that upsets you,but it's what i do.

re: i see your point.. but.. i don't want to draw nips.. i'll get in trouble :o/ and i'm sorry if i came like big jerk.. i didn't mean to.. i want to do nips but i can't get grounded from colors again.. i used to have another account i drew one nude and bomb my dad makes me delete my account ... he doesn't know i have this one.. and i'm trying to keep it that way... also.. xo( i am a hypocrite..

re:
it's okay <:oJ.. may i just say you are quite thr artist for a 12 yr old .. i'm only fourteen and i suck compared to you *paps* ..
:o)

that's kinda suprising
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