ALEXIS' EVERYWHERE > 3 >

After that we just lay down in the grass and talked about clouds or whatever. We didn't really date until next year though. Shoot, I almost forgot to describe her. Ummm Alexis was 5'6, a light-skinned African American and was last seen on Main Street. If you see this individual please call 55-- Okay that's enough of that. She had a great personality and sense of humor and was Waay out of my league. I'm known as the guy who attracts impossibly cute women for no reason. I'm not really the smexiest banana in the bunch so I have no idea why, though. So yeah, she got a nose ring later so she got even hotter. (I've gotten way off track. 'Read below fervent reader'- Stan Lee)

So blah blah blah. Umm well I asked her out in the 6th Grade and we were together for about 5 months. The thing I can't get over is the fact that I was the reason we broke up. I didn't communicate with her enough. That was a d.ick move on my part. It was so much of a d.ick move that they made a new chess piece because of it (<--Great new joke).The thing is that asking her out seemed easier than talking with her. Now it seems that actually asking the question is harder because I don't wanna be the guy that reads into things too much. The sheer irony is too much. I'm all like 'AIN'T THAT A BI-

And my first kiss was about a year earlier. It seems weird at that age, but there was a little tongue. I'm a little weird though so it was all good.

I drove my dad around all day so I'm gonna go take a nap or something.