(Sorry it's up so late ene' )

Starstar stepped out of her den and gazed at her camp. She smiled slightly and let out a chuckle when she tooted.
She swiftly combed her bangs with her claws, then redid her scarf. When she felt she looked fabulous enough, she strutted toward the fresh-kiIl pile.

(ALL FOLLOWING RPs WILL BE ON @Sumatran Tiger )

lol >u< YOLO ROLO

MoonMoon awoke in the queen's den, her bedding lined with fabulous moss and feathers. NopeKit was fast asleep with the magnify glass he always sleeps with. MoonMoon never understood his obsession with science, it was very "unsweggy" as she called it, but NopeKit never seemed to care. How rebellious.

Starstar carefully grabbed a vole and placed on burger buns, carefully placing cheese on it.
She curled her lips and delicately inhaled the burger (literally). Being the feminine lady she is, she belched loudly and lay down.

(I randomly came up with an idea for the clan's "highstones" or something...I call it the Swag Stones. I drew it here: #UmgSuchASweggyTag )

Tumblrpelt had been awake for quite some time, just sitting around, as usual. She would talk to herself when she did this. She noticed Moonmoon had waken up, looking over at the other queen.

MoonMoon slipped out of the den for some fresh air. There were other cats that could deal with NopeKit. He's usually too busy studying fur samples, trying to figure out his father. The blue she-cat never understood how the microscopes and other sciency-stuff he used works, but she usually just ignores it. MoonMoon noticed MemeFur and gasped an "ER MEH GURD!", but quickly silenced, not wanting to embaress herself. She padded over to the fresh-ki.ll pile, trying to seem as non-chalant as possible...

Starstar nodded, flipping her fabulous hair, "Mmhmm, dem beetches cray cray. Yu can totes get hunterz together."
She flashed a smile, her ears feeling hot as she blushed.

Dogepaw waddled toward Memefur, "Wowe. Such patrol. Much hunting. Very join?" he stared up at the deputy with his odd wide eyes, begging to join.

Tumblrpelt pranced out of the den, her glasses flopping in every direction. The she-cat laughed to herself about something she had been thinking about all morning. "Dats soooo funneh," she said to herself.

MoonMoon nodded. "Yes, M-memeFur. I would lo-like to go on a hunting patrol." She walked over to him. She tried to hide her blush, but it came out anyway. "Huh...I-it must be really hot out, today."

Starstar longed to join, but knew she couldn't. So, her father went instead.

Bigdaddy rolled toward the patrol, "Hey hey hey, stay away from mah shed. And let me join that hunting patrol."

(Ack. Please excuse my grammar while writing MoonMoon's dialog. It's supposed to be messed up, but I forgot, and I'm usually a grammar freak. ._.')

NopeKit awoke to find himself in an empty nest. A common sight for the kit. As hungry as he was each morning, he didn't really care. NopeKit got right back to work on his fur studies.

Dogepaw looked up, "Much bird," he meowed, pointing a paw up at a branch with a nest of chicks in it.

Bigdaddy looked at a rabbit, sniffing the air, "Smells like someone was in mah shed..."
He grabbed an axe that was in his floofeh chest fur and chopped the rabbit in half. "I told you not to go in my shed.... eme "

(Hi peepz owo)

StachePaw had just woken up when he noticed DerpyPaw was gone with Memefur and the hunting gang.
''Where's DerpyPaw?'' he said, standing in front of the apprentice's den.

(He's awkwardly calm when DerpyPaw's not around)

(Oh btw, if I don't write much stuff, that's because I'm kind of a newby at this. That's why I chose an apprentice o3o)

Fedorafur was the last to wake up as usual. It was likely past noon at this time. And in his usual way he stretched, yawned, and put on his fedora.
"Waking up late again Fedorafur?" One of the other cats purred with amu.se.ment.
"Excuse you, nice cats wake up last." He said with his nose high up in the air. The grey cat then strutted over to the fresh kiII pile which was startlingly empty. "YO WHERE'D YA'LL HIDE DA FOOD." He caterwauled.

Dalekscar loudly yelled, "WHO IS THIS MUDKIT?! SHOW YOURSELF!".

''Weeell, I'm gettin' pretty hungreh....''
StachePaw then walked straight to the food pile, slipped, and fell right on Fedorafur.
''HEYYYY YOU GET OUTTA DA WAY!'' he yelled at Fedorafur.
He took a rat on the pile, walked back to the den and started nibbling on the rat.

(Geez, I love how co.cky and insolant StachePaw is xD)

''Oh, sure! I was not that hungry anyway'' StachePaw answered, eating sone of the rat and giving it to MudKit.

Aah nuh I missed some rp. YwY goddamn Time-zone differences puft.

Will joim later, though.

(OMG PEEPZ I HAD A LUCID DREAM OWO)

Stachepaw looks at Mudkit with an interrogative face.
''Soooo, are you going to eat the rat or not? I'll eat it all if not.'' he says, walking up to the kit.

(Oops sorreh Mudkit is not a kit x.x)

(Did I miss it?.. ;u;)

DARN IT.

IS IT DONE? NO? YEEEEE! Also, it's 9 in the morning. It's the opposite of late.

Is it still going? No? Okay.

WHY DOES MY CLOCK SAY 4:04 PMMMMMM?

(Poo i missed it XD)

(oh ok XD) Neon: *is a med cat* -wakes up and stretches- See you doods l8er! -goes off to look for herbs and other shiz-

UnicornHeart woke up. "Huuh.. did I miss something doodz?" she asked to the cats. "Did you see Neon??" she mewed.

''Hi!'' StachePaw answered to DerpyPaw, definetly happy of her return. Then he trots to her, stealing some of her food.
''Thank you for this!'' he meows eating it.

Fedorafur looked at Mudkit oddly. "I'm a nice guy so yes I like...mudkits." He said slowly before Stachefur barreled into him. The other cat then proceeded to yell at Fedorafur who retorted. "B.ITCH PLS YOU CRASHED INTO MWAH AND YOU ARE JUST JELLY BECAUSE I AM FABU K." Memefur then entered and told him something along the lines of "Stop acting like a grumpy elder" Though Fedora fur only paused and glared before grabbing the most colorful piece of prey from the pile. "How could he say I act like an old cat..." He mummered. The he puffed up his fur, tilted his fedora and screeched at the top of his lungs. "I AM GORGEOUS AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHER WISE"

He then glanced over at Derpypaw just as she smiled and decided today would be a good day to flirt, so once Stachefur stole Derpypaw's prey, Fedorafur leaped up and bowed in front of her. "M'lady I saw that your prey had been misplaced and being the gentlemen I am I offer you some of mine." He tipped his hat at her before giving her a smirk.

Dalekscar approached Fedorafur and said "SCANS INDICATE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT OLD.". ITclaw approached Dalekscar and said "I'm not old! Or am I?". Dalekscar turned around and said "I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU. ALTHOUGH SCANS INDICATE THAT YOU TOO ARE OLD.".

ITclaw then responded. "You are not old! Or are you? I mean, I'm not old! Or am I?". (I am trying to have ITclaw's speech match the absurdity of the dialogue in IT Crowd).

ITclaw complained, "What happened to the internet? I can't access FriendFace right now.... D: ". Dalekscar said, "WHAT IS THIS INTERNET YOU SPEAK OF? IS IT AN ENEMY?".

ITclaw looked shocked, and said, "The internet is our enemy?!". Then his face took on an expression of horror as he tried to run away from the computer he was holding. He screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!".

''Sorry about what? I stole your food, you didn't!'' he answered to DerpyPaw, blushing a bit. He then hears the Intanet conversation.
''The Internet didn't take over the world already?'' he meowed at the little group.

Dalekscar yelled "WHERE ARE YOU INTERNET?! SHOW YOURSELF! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!". ITclaw gasped and said "Not the internet! If the internet is destroyed, then how will I go onto Friendface?".

''Gee, that sucks. Personnally I nevah had any virus and I post selfies everyday on Mewagram... OOPS! Forgot to take mah selfie!'' he answered to Mudkit. Then he took out his cell phone and took a selfie with Derpypaw sleeping in the background.
''Theeeere you go.'' he mewed, posting his picture on Mewagram.

*He took his selfie with Derpypaw attempting to fix the computer in the background instead of napping xD

Dalekscar said, "SCANS INDICATE THAT THE INTERNET IS IN OUR PRESENCE. IT IS ALREADY UPON US. EXTERMINATE! EXXXXTERMIIIIINAAAATE!!!!!!111!ONE!". Dalekscar then fired blue beams into the sky, trying to destroy the internet. ITclaw yelled, "NO! You can't destroy the internet! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:".

Then ITclaw completely forgot about the internet "drama" and then went on his laptop and answered his friendface messages.

''I won't care that much if the Internet gets exterminated.....'' Stachepaw muttered, putting back his cellphone where it was before.

ITclaw then googled "food for cats" and looked at the images. "I'm starving!" he said, walking to the fresh-ki.ll pile. But nothing there matched the Google image search results. ITclaw wailed "I'm starving and there is no food to be seen at all! Only a massive pile of de.ad animals!". Dalekclaw corrected him and said "THIS PILE IS IN FACT A PILE OF FOOD ITEMS FROM WHICH A CAT MAY DERIVE NOURISHMENT FROM.". ITclaw said, "Food? Where?!", digging through the pile and expecting to see kittypet food, but was disappointed to find none at all.

(LOL INTWERKNET)
Stachepaw just looks at Derpypaw destroying his cellphone and just yells:
''OH F*CK THAT SH*T''
And then he takes back his cellphone and just throws it in a river. ''THERE. NO MORE INTERNET.''

(Well he doesn't give a f*ck about his phone being destroyed xD)

Dalekscar said "FOOL! THAT IS THE FOOD!". ITclaw then replied, "But that is not food! Real food is Meow Mix! The snack that smiles back, Goldfish! But not literally smiling back! Because then it would still be alive!".

''Gee. Did you live all your life in the wild, ITclaw?'' Stachepaw muttered.

ITclaw ran over to the river and picked up the cellphone, and said, "Wait a second... This isn't the internet! The internet cannot die! Because that would be impossible. Almost as impossible as trying to find Meow Mix and Goldfish crackers in this place!"

Stachepaw just yawns, saying:
''Internet is j*nk to me''. Then he joins Derpypaw in the den and lays down next to her bed:
''I wish something cool would happen'' he sighs, then close his eyes.

ITclaw looked at Stachepaw and said, "As a matter of fact, I have spent my whole life in the wild! In the wild world that is known as the age of techology! Under the Clouds where all of the computer data can be stored safely!".

''Well I.D.G.A.S.F. Let me nap'' Stachepaw rudely replied.

ITclaw complained, "I'm so hungry, I could eat some of the dea.d animals in this massive pile of de.ad animals!", then reached for a squirrel and devoured it. "You know, this isn't half-bad! It is delicious! Who needs Meow Mix or Goldfish crackers anyways?".

Dalekscar said "I TOO REQUIRE SUSTENANCE." and ate some of the fresh-ki.ll.

''Now you understand'' the apprentice answered, then got to sleep.

(Btw, is someone around here experimented with Lucid Dre.aming? :/)

(g2g bye)

GoatPaw listened to the conversation and add randomly "I dun care bout that intwerknet, I'm just a cat-goat" .

(see ya)

UnicornHeart said with a rude tone to Mudkit "Thanks for letting some food for the others."

"Pff.. Doodz that's not nice." UnicornHeart answered.

"Anybody wanna go for a run with meh?" said GoatPaw.

Stachepaw iz steell slehpin'

Stachepaw woke up, feeling cold, so he decided to strech and head back out the den.

''Oh sorry, do I walk that loudly? I'll try making less noise then'' Stachepaw replied, slightly (sp?) too.

Neon: -chases goaty around- o3o COME BACK HERE!

Neon: -pants and plops down next to UnicornHeart-

('Night peepz!)

"Neon are you ok?" mewed UnicornHeart. "You shouldn't follow that weird goat, she's a race machine."

UnicornHeart starts purring loudly, her face becoming red. (I know we can't see if they're blushin but I dun care :U)

(Yea Nighty night! Imma go too <:U)

Fedorafur's shoulders seemed to sag at Derpypaw's unenthusiastic reply. Though his fur then bristled when she so eagerly thanked Stachepaw. Scrunching up his nose he walked away. Though after a few moments of mopping and listening to some mouse brained conversation about the "internet" he noticed Stachepaw and Derpypaw sleeping together. "Man this is what I'm talking about. Nice guys come last! Bit.ches be wantin' the bad toms." He growled to himself.

After awhile however he went into the warriors den and fell promptly asleep. Nice guys don't have to sleep last.