But you dun have to.

Dats cool too.

No i was thinking of jesus cow pancakes for breakfast tomorrow...

Yes, of course I was thinking of Jason Derulersdvb 's song. *duhhhhhhh's into spaaace*

lol I'm making myself laugh hahaha I DUN NEED U WORLD.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MISHA COLLINS??!! I KIDNAPPED HIM AND MISPLACED HIM, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE???!! MAYBE HE RAN OFF CUZ I SAID SOMETHING STUPID. I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING WRONG I SAID TO HIM, ALL I SAID WAS I WAS GOING TO SELL HIM TO A BUNCH OF FANGIRLS! MISHAAAAAAAAAAA!! WHERE ARE UUUUUUUUUU??

i've never gotten fanart so i feel your pain bro

OMG I DONT KNOW. THIS IS HORIBLEEEEEEEEEEEE. I HAVE A WONDEROUS FEELING HE'S IN YOUR SIBLING'S PANTS. AHHHHHHH.

*sees Justin Beiber walk by*
'GASP!!' IT WAS YOOOOOOO! >:[
IT WAS ALWAYS YOU!! YOU STOLE MISHA AFTER I STOLE HIM!! YOU HEARTLESS DIRT, GIVE BACK MISHA! I MUST SELL HIM TO MY FRIEND!! *takles him and starts making monkey noises*

HUEHUEHU3 TURN UPPPPPPP
*click*
OR NAAAHHH

wat.

no Misha is fine i stole him away from you and forced him and Jensen to play nice ( if ya know wnat i mean hehe)

*is prying Giza off Beiber* Rain quit being a dupstep monster with your hipster glasses n' sh.it.

Frostcat that was the best thing I ever heard in my lief

*Gasps again* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WAS GOING TO SELL HIM FOR A WHOPPING FIVE BUCKS!!!
D:
NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY THE GOLDEN CHEESEBURGER IN THE PORT-O-POTTY????!!! TT-TT

But I wuv my s.hit!!! *throws my sh.it everywhere*

THE MAGICAL MAN FROM THE WHITE VAN WILL GIVE YOU CANDY IT WONt BE AS GOOD THO :[

Giza y u no use regular people facilities?
bUT WOW LOOK AT DAT CHEEZBURHER DOE.

No they with give you icecream cheezburgers

i think yesturday was Jared padhdjjdhikdfthd'd birthday or some day near my brain mush its craving wrird Hetalia fanfiction grows stronger.

*Throws StoneStar in the ray party randomly and grabs him by the tail smashing barrels with his head* * throws him behind head to land on North and I go back to beating up Justin*

STONESTAR THAT IS NOT A TOY THAT IS MY HAIR *Begins prying Giza off again* GIZA DONT TOUCH IT. IT DOES DRUGS AND DRAG RACES STAHP IT.

I have to become En.gl.ands's wife! HE SHALL BE MINE!!! BACK OFF 'MERICA!! NO USUK SHIPPING TODAYDS!! Igets drunk on catnip*

*rubs the blood on face* this shal protect me from the justion voise thingies

GIZA U WERE MY RIDE HOME NOW WAT WILL WE DO?!
*sees frost* Omg its the native from The Forest *starts nomming on leg* TIIIIIMMMMMYYYYYYY

YOU CANT HAVE AMERICA BECAUSE IN THIS FIC RUSSIA WANTS A KID BECAUSE HE IS LONLY AND HE HATES GIRLS AND THERE TO WEAK TO SUPORT A COUNTRIES CHILD SO HE KIDNAPED SOME AMERICAN FEMALE AND AMERICA AND TORE HER UTERUS OUT AND F.uC-ING PUT IT IN AMERICA WITH A FERTILIZED EGG AND AMERICA IS PREGERS WITH RUSSIAS KIDS XDDDD

Justins used to be Christian, but then became THIS THING!! *watches as Justin scribbles on faces and dances and DJ's at the ray party, but the party was too lame, so no one came*

AND RUSSIA RA.PE-D HIM A FEW TIMES

TIMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! COME BAAAAAAACK, YOU HAVE TO DRIVE US HOMEEEEEEE!!! And about America, ewww, thats just gross. But who wants him when I can have UK!!! *Hearts of love smack everyone in ta face*

FROST!! U needs to censor that sh.it!!! >:[

drags canada into corner its k *licks* i mark my teritory.

OH GAWD IT'S A RAEP-FEST *covers Stonestar's eyes* DON'T LOOK BABY

NUUU TIIIIMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY *timmy hides in a barrel* HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE YOUR POODS??

we need to invent a thing that gravitatinaly pulls barrels into its mouth where i crushes them into turd bits

Wtf is yoloclan cause I'm about to create swagpaw

POODS, GO LOOK FORS TIMMY NOW SO HE CAN DRIVE US HOME!! *drags Felix over here to go save Tims*
*cont. to wail for Timmy*
TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Wait poods? wat.

Omg North weren't you there that time when we were chatting and it turned into a youtube rp?

ALL HAIL YOLOCLAN!! THE GREAT ALMIGHTY WICCA WILL DEMONSTRATE HER YOLONESS!!

YOLO CLAN IS LOVE. YOLO CLAN IS LIFE.

Just a effed up version of warriors xD Based off memes and internet po-- pomerainians *innocent smile*

and: YESS I WAS THERE *boombox starts playing/ beat boxing cuz I forgot*

WHERE IS MARZIAAAA

U NO KNOW PEWDIEPIE? FELIX? POODS? HE MOST SUBBED ON THE YOUTUBZ (a Z like a baus)
HE VIDEO GAMER AND MAKE HILAREOUS VIDS! GO WATCH NOWS!

NO!! FOCUS NORTH!! *grabs your face to make you look the other way* WE MUST FIND TIMMMMMMMY!!! OH TIMMMY!!!

Oh yeas HE IS.

btw i remember we were in a forest running from marshmallows and then at taco bell & u were being shipped with wolf cry and then wolf pweds started bouncing on your bed scre.aming about 'women's first time getting laid' . I. REMEMBER. ALL. OF. IT. IT. HAS. SCARRED. ME. IN. A. GOOD. WAY. OMG.

I AM UNFOCUSABLE! But still TIMMY WHICH BARREL DID YOU HIDE INNNNNN

That was the point we need your blood to sacrifice to the goat satan and summon timmy. then cook your interior until it is a nice punk chic look but not too hipster dubstep monster. DUH

OM MUFFINZ, I WUV CRY!! NO PEWDS, YOU CANNOT HAVE MEEE!! I BELONGS TO CRY!! BUT DONT FEELZ SAD, POODS, IMA SHIP YOU WITH MARZIA! XD
CRY!! HELP ME FINDZ TIMMY!! (no seriously, I love Cryotic)

NOOOOOOOOOOOZ!! CRY, DONT LET THEM BURN MEEEEE! * i found a flea on the floor* GASP! HOW DARE A FLEA GET IN MY ROOM!! NO WONDER MY UNMENTIONABLES WERE SO ICHY! ITS NO USE, WERE GOING TO HAVE TO NUCLEAR BOMB MY HOUSE!!

(meeee toooo i luv his okami playthrough and dAT LIMELIGHT SONG DO I DIED)

Cry: HOLD ON I NEED MY MASK
*shows up with gun* lets go timmy hunting b*tches

SHEET NAOW WERE KOREAN HUNTING AND FLEA HUNTING AND UNMETIONABLES WASHING
(you get the korea joke in a minute or two xD)

NU, IMZ DRUNKS ON CATNIP, REMEMBERZ? I CANNOT GET ANY JOKES. AND CRY, DEAR, DONT PUT ON THE MASK YOU LOOK CUTER AS A WOLFZ.

Omg yasssss

Cry: NOOOO. I NEEED IIIITTTTTT

LOL SPONGEBOB

NO YOU DONT. WOLF CRY MUCH BETTER. HERE, I MAKES THINGZ BETTER BY PAINT CRY FACE OVERZ WOLF ONE. THERE, SEE? MUCH BETTERZ. '////////////W//////////////' (< this means very drunk)

JUST READ MY DESCRIPTION. ALL OF IT.

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AND GIZA DO NOT GET PREGGERS. THAT IS WAT HAPPENS WHEN PPL GET DRUNK.

Cry: IIITTTTSS TOOOUUCCHHHHIINGG MEEEEE

Omg guys xDD

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!! I AM CHRISTIAN AND PURE, CRY, YOUR MAKING THINGZ UP!! *smacks him in the head with a drunk StoneStar*
I really hope no one flags this. XXXXDDD

YOOLLOOOO
Cry: AH, ITS RESORTED TO YOLO! *crawls away and hides with timmy* hey, kid. c:

And: GOD DAM IT YOU GOT //HIM// DRUNK TOO!!

*chases after cry with ice pack* ISH OK MY BABEH

YEZZZZZZZ!! LONG LIVE CRYWOLFXGIZA!! *remembers he has a girlfriend* WHERE IS SHE???

I SHALL MURD.UR HER WITH THIS PIKACHU. *Holds up a pikachu and throws it like a boomarang*

SHE WAS TAKEN BY NATIVES TOOOO. CHERYLLLLL (i think thts how u spell it :DDD)

Btw thank yOU SO MUCH GIZA WORST DEPRESSED NIGHT TURNED UPPPPPPP

* ducks from pikachu* BAD, GIZA, BAD.
*Stonestar wakes up with golden cheezburger* HEYYYYYY SWEEET THAAANG. COME HERE OFTEN?

NOO! I WAZNT AIMING FOR UZ!!! >:[

No need to thank me. ;] But I usually dont curse cuz God tells me no.

LOLZ

WELL TOO BAD UNLESS YOU WANT TO TELEPORT TO THE FOREST AND BEAT HER UP THEN. GAWD.

Cry: wait.... ur beating up my gf...? o. cool beans.... WAIT...

I DUN HAVE A RELIGION #itsourpartywecandowatwewant WEEEEOOOOO

WHO CARES CRY? YOUR MY WOLFY NOW!

Cry: AHHHHHHHH SAVE MEEEEEEE *fading whisper* carry.... on the... leeeggaaaacccyyyy ooofff seeeexxxyyy voooiiicceeeeessss... *death*

WHAT COUNTRY/STATE DO U LIVE IN. I LIVE IN FLO-RIDA #CUZICANYASSS

DONT WORRY BOUT' IT, NORTH. IMA RESPECT ALL PEOPLE FROM MARSHMALLO LAND. BTW, I SAWS THE DESC. NO EVERYONE WILL FEEL THE LOVE OF CRYWOLFXGIZA!

I LIVES IN TX CAUSE WEZ GOT ALL THE BIZ IN DALLAS/GRAPEVINE. IMA PUTS ON SOME WICKED SHADES NOWZ. OH, MY UNCLE LIVES IN FLORIDA. HE NON RELIGEOUS, BUT I WUVS HIM.

HOLY SH.IT NO SRSLY

*outside my window* Oh, what a peaceful night... vuv *tranquil flute music plays*

AND THEN....

FNUK U ALL WITH HEAVY, VIO..LENT RAINNNNNN >>>>::DDDDDDDDDD*Uber hard screamo plays*

SWEAT, I HAV AN OOOOOLD FRIEND WHO LIVES THERE HER NAME BE ZARIYAH OR SUM SIT. WE CALLED HER ZARZAR BACK IN DA DAY.

Lolz- WAIT, HOW DARE UZ DISRESPECTZ ME, CRY?! #CRYWOLFXGIZA IS NO MOREZ! (doesnt tell cry im only kidds)

DOOD IM SO GONNA DRAW THAT TONIGHT.

@trrrw/e: Aww, that's great, hun. *delete*

AND YES I KNOW IM HORRIBLE. HAHAHAHAHA ITS LIEK 2:00 AM BEECHES *looks at clock to see if right* ...HA IM AMAZING THO

Its past te onez o clock. I need Timmy to drive mez home. Plz, help me saves him.... T-T
Also, the pic for your contest, yeah, i put #CryWolfXGizaWolf. XD

*ahem*

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ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE, IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEEED YOUUUU NOOOOWWWW
*bows*

You are SO effing welcome >vo-b

@dragonheeerrt: I do too! *MOAR HYPERVENTALATING*

SureZ!! (Z like a bauz)
*Calls you on Payphone*
Hey, I just met uz, and this is crazy! But give Cry my number, so ship us, maybe!

*whispers* Edgar

lolojgfhhgjm m

IM CRYING GIZA YOU ARE LOVE BUT CRY IS LIFE SHREK IS YO BABIESSSSSS *runs around trololololing*

@halllloooouuuuooo: (have you seen GameGrumps bro?) OOOOOOOHHHHH SHHHHIIIIITTTTT ITTSSS AN EDGAAAARRRR!!!!!

All it took was one word and I imploded.

ewe

IVE SEEN GG, BRO. THEY K.ILL IT BRO. (lets all speak in bro launguage, bro, like in that one Smo.sh vid if moviez were real, Bro!!) XD

nice joooaaab hallo, u make me proud. I was snoopin' round yo paintings and wolf soul thanked you owo I'm gonna stalk someone else now, thanks! :::::::ooooo

BRO, LETZ SPEAK OF THE ANCIENT LANGUAGE OF BRO, BRO. XD

BROOOOO I HEAR BROO YA BROOOBROOLOLOLOOOOLLL, BROAL.

MY FRIEND STALKS ME, BUT SHE SHIPS CASXDEAN, SO OF CORSE SHE WOULD. XD

just read my last comment out loud to understand life as a whole. bro.

OH NOOOOO, BRO! I BROKE THE KODE OF BRO, BRO! IN MY LAST COMMENT, I NEVAZ SAID BRO, I MUSTZ BE EXCECUTED BRO!!!!!

*GASP* i have a faint memory of who those people are... huh...

NOOOOOOOOOO BRO, LETS, BRO, DIEE TOGETHER BRO. *blech* *shrill voice* IIIIII BROOOKE EEEETTTT

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Cry: Now... that's just sad.... bro. *puts on shades while explosions happen in the background*

MY BRO FRIEND WHOM SHIPS CASXDEAN CALLED HER XERNEUS CASTIEL, BRA. XD

OH, SO THIS IS HOW MY LIEF ENDZ. I THOUGHT I WHOULD BE NOSCOPED, BRA. :[

Okie dokie.

#FALCONLOVERFTW I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUU BABI BAMBI OOOOOOO LIEK *is noscoped*

FROM NOW ON,BRO, NORTH,BRO, HOW ABOUT WE ALWAYZ TAG OURZ PAINTINGS WITH #BROLANGUAGE. K?

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! COME BACK, NORTH, WHAAAAAAA, BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRO, HOW CAN UZ BE DAD, BRO!?!!!

(how can i be dad x'''''DDD im ded)

*HUGE GASP* I AM ALIVE! *holds up cry by the hood of his jacket* AND I BROUGHT CRY, TOO!

Cry: GAWD DAM IT I THOT I WAS FREE. NUUUUUUU

Omg yes. if u don't I will not stop bugging u in the comments. or noscope u to space. either one. BROOOO

NUUUUU!! ME AND CRY WILL GO ON OUR HONEYMOONZ TO TOKEYO, BEECHES! LET US LIVE IN PARADISE, BOO.
"////w////"

CRY, OUR THEME SONG WILL BE FAIRY TAIL OP [STRIKE BACK] BREPARE FOR BEAUTIFUL MUSIC AND ANIME, BRA. X///D

OH. SO, MOMMY, WAT HAPPENS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT, THEN. EXACTLY. //BEASTIALITY// DUH TO SPACE THEN TOKYO, BRO.

no, make out to that song xD

Cry: THIS IS /SO/ NOT COOL. *IS WHISKED AWAY TO THE BRIDAL SHOP*

#nope

SHUT THE MUFFINZ UP AS YOU KISS MY PUPPYZ, KODA. HEZ THE ONE WHO WILL READ FROM THE BIBLE AND WED UZ. SMILE FOR THE PUPPY CAM, CRY! *puppy cam snaps inside Koda's coller and makes Cry have a stupid face in the pic*

Omg y am i imagining all of this happening x'DD

Koda: *pants tounge* (he really cant wed us.) XD

Just, ya know, get ME to do it! :D

Cry: *giant sigh* I don't like this...

Ugh, im sick and drunk at the same time. (not the drunk part)
Cry, drive me home on the chara im gonnaz give to North so i can goez to sleep. *StoneStar pops up randomly* Your only l3, your gonna getz arrested-
*i hit him on the head with a good barrel willing to risk its life to destroy StoneStar*

DATZ WHAT YOUZ GETZ,
BI-AHCH!!
YOU NO DESERVE TO BE CALLED A FELLOW BRO, BRO!

*sigh* I AHNDAHSTAND yea, im feelin kinda sick toooo. hey strap me to the top of it with stonestar but put me in a body bag so i cant tell wat it is xD

bUT THERE ARE NO GOOD BARRELS! bwahhhhh

That mustve been ze drunk talking. Now, wheres mine furer?

o sheet drop everything we gotta get that bacon :U

WICCA!! YOUR HERE AT THE RAY PARTY! HURRY, WE MUST SAVE TIMMY FROM THE BARRELS, OH AND ME AND CRY ARE GETTING MARRIED IN EXACTLY TWO MINUTES. BE THERE ,BOO!!

@dragoooooon: Its in my gal ^^

WAIT I THOT IT WAS YOUR HONEYMOON IN TOKYO NO FAIR.

Well, we skipped the wedding, and now we are going back in time! (Koda jumps in lap and tries to bite fingers as me, Koda, and Cry go back in time! Wicca, would you be so kind as to wed us?

yes, Wicca, I am a cow of Jesus so I can't do it D: #PLOTTWIST
#satancowssmuhahaha

Omg SOMEONE CALL DOCTOR WHO!

Cry: which one?!
THE HAWT ONE

Cry: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC

//oooh, Ca-Ryyyyyyyyy!//

Your going to have to excuse Cryotic, North. Koda, attack.
*Although only a five-moon old puppy, he weighs over forty pounds and has a fierce bite, and chases Cry all the way to Merica' and back.*

//O SHEEET GAWT PWNED BY A DOOOOOOGGG.//

Ok, I'll get married laterz. Im gonna catch some ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....-w-

Gnite! lol Imma go draw sum stuff.... <D<

LOOK!! IMZ BACK, BRO!!! CRY, LETS GET MARRIED!! XD

*Turns into Titan from Attack on Titan, the best show eva!* *starts destroying everything just for the heck of it*

*sigh* GIZA. I try to sleep and THIS happens... *moar sigh* We are NEVER hosting another ray party... *drags home*

NOOOO IM LATE I MISSED THE RANDOM SHIZ HELP