(>:I RICKY DOESNT EXIST WHEN IM AROUND

oh sh.it look what you did. kari-chan is starting to cry.

i wanna stab trevor now.)

(ummmmm let him stay like that? idk! DX)

(*after a little, Eruvil falls asleep. hes making the quietest of snoring. his breathing has gotten even more gentle and peaceful. hes still purring, just a little. his heart still beating.*)

(... Shhhh -Shoosh pap-
SHUUUUUU I GOT UUUUU -Huggles-

(Remember.
//Guy runs in the rain while holding his flipflops to keep them from getting wet
Son: Meh..-Walks in the rain-
Dad: -Looks at son-
Me: COME ON BILLY!
WE CAN MAKE IT!
Ironicaly the son runs with his dad

You: / Laughs like a durp/

(//keikal finally closes his eyes and drifts into a calm sleep. his purring is light, and his breathing is soft. he doesnt make a sound, his breathing is as soft as a kitten's fur. all he is aware of, is eruvil, snuggled against him)

(SHHH THE DAD WAS DURPY XD)

(im still sad. my cruel imagination is acting up. im gonna spill my insanity hold on.)

(CAR RAIN ADVENTURES WHILE U SIT IN THE CAR AND WATCH PPL RUN FOR THERE LIFES FROM THE RAIN. AND MAYBE NARRATE THERE ACTONS LIKE I DID! :D

(i find it amazing how just a simple person can mean so much to someone

"To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.")

(//the snuggle sleeps aRE OCCURING.)

("techno?"
"oh hello ghost. im glad you made it"
"why have you called me?"
"i want to talk a bit. tell me. why is your name ghost again?"
"i..."
"cant answer? clock is ticking. answer or i'll answer it for you"
"well....i...."
"times up. your name is ghost. because thats what you are to me. and thats what i am to you. thats also what you're about to be!"

ghost fell to the ground. limbs broken. blood pouring from his throat and mouth. dead. a ghost. nothing more. he will never charm anyone only to crush them. never again will he break a heart. he never deserved to exist.)

(my hysterical (not insane) laughter is hilarious XD)

(.-. Oh gosh, And I thought My Cry Laughs were bad.
I laugh while im in pain.... spiritual pain...)

(Kasia witnessed it. She thought I was laughing.... creepily.)

(oh lawd parents are fighting brb.

fawn my friend list message is dedicated to you XD)

(imagine: eruvil and keikal having a huge cuddle party with gummy bears, blankets, pillows, and tv)

(PERIOD BLOOD MICROWAVE >:U)

(daz nasty)

(what the sh.it fawn?)

(whaT's Up gUys ; ) )

(X3)

(.u. Hallo! :D )

:3

(When will u post the troll pic?)

(when i actually finish it)

(bucket! :D

oh wait you hate me.

hnnn.
*sends in a keikal. lets say this is a different time frame so theres still a keikal eruvil cuddle going on*)

(i'd send in a srynix but all they do is hug and kiss the end)

(no sTay i wanT To maKE Up ; ( )

(i need sleep e^e guys sleep before your brain cells fry)

(I want to hug him.... XD sum odd reason.)

(ahh nvm! i'll stay awake
*takes away the keikal*)

(yay ; ) )

((i smell brownies. lets say jhazze paused his song making to make brownies.))

(im sorry for being annoying bucket)

(ive decided Bucket is alive again because dEATH F.UCKIN' SUCKS)

((but really. when does sleep happen?))

oi

(iT's oKay ;D)

(Can I hug u bucket? :3)

(BUT WHAT ABOUT SRYNIX? SRYNIX IS DEAD ;-;)

(you have to stay. FOR AT LEAST A WHILE LONGER)

(hey meeps)

(REVIVE SRYNIX TOO.)

(fiiiineeeee but i hafta awaken around 9-10 so hnnn >:V)

(hug? *opens arms*)

sup B)

(BY THE POWER OF KARIMUS PRIME, SRYNIX IS ALIIIIIIIVE)

hi guys ^w^ is thErE a rEason i cant usE facEs with @ as EyEs without having to put spacEs @ m @

(sh.it my mom is awake o_o)

(ok i hafta go we can rp later o_o')

oh hi eggegg

bye kari

(hi eggy. bye eggy. bye guys. DONT FRY YA BRAIN CELLS)

hi :3

iT's yoU > ; (
thE gUy who said i wasnT f.UCKing good aT pailing > ; (
@EggEgg

yEah, thats who i am :3

YEY I SLEEP NOW! NIGHT GUYS I LOVE UUUUUU -Crashes into a giant vod.ka bunny and dies-
IM TIRED Ok bai.

yoU Know im good aT iT BUT didnT wanna say iT To pUT mE down > ; (

night fawn

ggg
hiw are you guys

what happened to me typing properly

@pisces
Don't worry, it happens to all of us

and i am mix of confusing emotions so fine I guess

no 0m0 i dont likE bringing pEoplE down
i was bEing honEst bEcausE you got my hopEs up and thEn suckEd umu

EvEryonE ElsE ThinKs im good aT iT > ; (
how did yoU haTE iT D ; <

ohhh??? hm

@bucket
dosen't it hurt to wink that much

i dont know what my god tier is ive gotten sylph of blood, sylph of space, maid of space, knight of blood, seer of blood, and mage of space help
((YES I TAKE TESTS A LOT ive taken the mbti one 5863 times all INTP))

ivE ExpEriEncEd bEttEr, buckEt uwu

who ElsE havE yoU pailEd wiTh

omg
i'm not alone
seriously I've taken so many personality tests too
but my results tend to change over time
I actually thought it was p embarassing haha

But yeah I've gotten a sh.it ton of god tiers too.
Most of them say my class is mage but my aspect changes a lot.

I mean:
Mage of heart, Witch of Space, Mage of Space, Seer of hope, Mage of Mind

so yeah

Look up your god tier in detail (there'll be an explanation somwhere) and choose the one that you think most closely regards you.

thats pErsonal! 3:

or if you're lazy, find the mode

nope im gonna read about all of them and hope its not a waste of time.
i really like mage of space though, how cool

i jusT wanT To f.UCKing Know BECaUsE i BET noBody > ; (

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONGS?

eeeerrrrr (lemme think)

Tous les memes and Papaoutai - Stromae
Traum - Cro(nusampora)
Lost generation - Rizzle Kicks
Bad Apple - idk some touhou sh.it
Is it right! - Elaiza
Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley
Radioactive - Imagina Dragons
American Boy - Estelle

Also a hecka lot more that I can't think or rn

oh and I like alot of 80s and 00s music but I won't list 'em

omg rainbow tylenol

im gonna listen to them

also why not?? are there just too many

yeah they are waahay to many my wrist would break typing them

ohhh haha
are you interested in mine or no
im picky with music

yes tell me yours gurl

okey ma dokey

are you gonna :0!

Yes UuU

awesome tell me what you think :))))!!!

I will! 0u0

THANI Y98 WJHERE DID MY STYLUS G9 O H GOD

oh
i found it lol
right in front of me
that was unnecessary

omg you were right
You have to kinda wait for the good bit
I quite like it actually
Nice beat
(but wtf hi.tler hairdo XD)

I rlly like Paranoid Android tho

It's fine I lose my stylus all the time and I always freak out XD

oH YEAH
Listen to the Gorillaz they're one of my fave bands
Youtube just reminded me XD

YEAH I'VE LISTENED TO THEM THEY.RE COOL

yessss paraniid android

also sorry for every typo i make and dont coreect, i make them so much i just dont even care to correct sone of them

eh don't sweat it it's cool

the h.itler hairdo part, was originally "she stares at me, as if she owns the world" which personalky i like a lot more but eh

is there a particular song by gorillaz that yiu really like

low's pretty neat

hhm I like DARE and On Melancholy Hill alot
They're probaly my faves

wtf why am I getting these mlp notifications I think I might have downloaded something by accident XD

do you like mlp?

ehhh well kinda
I'm sort of more of a casual fan but tbh I'm not so much into it as I used to be

i dont really like it @_@
never have
i tried watching it but it annoyed me a whole lot
and the fandom is .... bad tbh.

nice animation though, its really smooth

yeah the animation is spectacular
Unforntunately, the same can't be said for the fandom.
Most of them are just kind of... ugh.
And the amount of pony por.n on the internet is just wow
You literally cannot type in 'twilight sparkle' without finding some gross inapropriate stuff.

Mind you the hs fandom isn't much better tbh :/

(and I haven't heard of 2001 space odyssey, what is it?)

possibilities*

idk some kind of weird fetish fat 40 year old men* have
*generally with beards

oH YEAH I LIKE GO SLOWLY BY RADIOHED TOO

oh my god im crying
like you can like the show thats fine but touching yourself to the teenage ponies is just no imo. cries

i know WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
WTF
THEY'RE GIVING MLP A BAD REP AS WELL *crie*

I think every fandom has a pile of weaboo trash but mlp's ans hs' is exceptionally large

ikr and ive seen quite a lot of things like, "PROUD TO BE A CLOPPER" and its just like. why. how does it make you proud lol. and how they even made up their own name for touching yourself to ponies, just, wtf.

YEAH, i really dont like to consider myself a part of the fandom because its so embarrassingly stupid

also what time is it there?

ik it's nothing to be proud of m8

Yeah I still consider myself part of the fandom but I don't go around making dumb bucket jokes and sh.itty ocs

and it's 1:36 pm here

i have tons of joke fantrolls like eggegg. actually eggegg was inspired by all of the terrible fantrolls ive seen on deviantart :)
no serious ones though. not sure if i shoukd make them either.

oh wowwwwww its so early here compared to that!!

omg eggegg was YOU?
I never knew! XD
I like making joke fantrolls too - it's fun to mess around and see how bad you can possibly make them XD

What time is it where you are?

tip: to find terrible fantrolls on dA, simply
-look up 'nepeta base' on dA
-look in the comment section
-follow links to used bases
-et voila!

or

-search 'MMD fantroll' on dA

woah timezones man :o

omg you have to read 'paradox space' or 'team paradox' on mspfanadventures - it's full of bad fantrolls XD

YES USED BASES OMG.
NOW I WANT TO FIND MORE.
alright haha i have team paradox up

omg the sprite... she looks traumatized

ME TOO
LET'S GO EXPLORING

ik her eyes XD

any type of story like that that mentions the canon trolls for no reason, i do not like

ugh yeah
canon relationships are the worst
even metions of canon characters are bad >:(

*mentions

yeahhhhhhh
mann
i wish the drawing thing wasnt only for local c.onnections :(

i remember years ago on webkinz i tried naming my pet "purple" and it wasnt allowed. lol
why

wtf are you kidding me?? XD

yeah I know :(
No-one else I know has colours so that sucks :u
And there are alot of people I'd love to draw with on here

i know right how is purple inappropriate

there are drawing sites though...

also dont be confused if all my comments start disappearing. i dont feel comfortable with them existing for long in a public space

It's fine UuU

probaly some kind of swear in an obscure language or something

haha yrah
im going to sleep now im so tired i keep laughing at the stupidest crap from being sleep deprived omg i cant stop
im still laughing at what yiu just said

goodbye

ok night night UwU

me: well bucket since were friends, wanna talk to your matesprit?

(ik you already know this serebi quote but headcanon: on the back of human!serebi's car, she has a sticker that says "im not a gamer girl, but im a gamer's girl")

(SIS GET ON SKAIPE!)

i gUEss so > ; (
f.UCKing mad aT EggEgg

(fawn. no. you know i cant. im not home alone.)

(Sad things:
serebi: trying to stop aldous from hanging himself
jhazze: trying to comfort vexare
keikal: talking xremen through his pain

the rest i cant help o^o)

srynix: *poof* why are you mad at Eggegg?

why are your characters all so depressed? :c

(i wanted to rp the Aldous thing

likkkeeeee

Serebi comes into his hive (he left the door unlocked) and hes in the closet of his respite block trying to hang himself on a bar in the closet and Serebi thinks hes dead but hes really just unconscious atm)

hE ThinKs i sUCK aT pailing > ; (

Dabime: ...Hi *waves*

(go to your Dabime paintingggggg)

(I still wonder who he laiks.
And Gry, when will you upload le painting of the new troll?)

why would aldous hang himself

(because reasons, i dont wanna explain b/c im lazy)

please do explain

(plus i kinda feel youre gonna say something bad-ish about it :( ...)

im not

im just curious as to why so many of your characters are depressed/suicidal.........??

(well.
i was actually trying to make Aldous a not-depressed chara but that didnt go as planned.

his old moirail/matesprit was k!lled before and he still hasnt gotten over it

and then b/c of that he has separation anxiety, paranoia, trouble forgiving people
and hes always been very unstable and even though he has a new matesprit she cant really fix him...........
and they get SO many problems in their relationship

and sometimes he feels upset when those things arent even going through his mind

and hes SOOOO sick of it and he feels very, very weak since he still hasnt gotten over something that happened a while ago and he wants it all to end)

(Selris just needs someone to talk to,

and Esirix's reason is obvious)

sryn: your an amazing pailer bucket

(i wanna rp it too .o.)

of CoUrsE yoU ThinK so BUT mayBE im noT as good as i'm sUpposEd To BE ; (
i'm a failiUrE ; (

i donT dEsErvE To BE parT of ThE masTEr family ; (

(its ok smileykinz)

(we should rp it .o.)

(im on Selris' account b/c i was doing something btw. brb changing back)

sryn: you arent a failure! your pailing is the greatest. its even better than when i....

i..ra.ped keikal. it feels so much better than that.
you deserve to be in the master family... you BELONG in the master family <:)

(we should. i'll start. if i vanish my ds died and i'll brb)

(move the bunyx rp to the parenthesis)

("swEEtHEart, LikE you said to mE. tHE past is tHE past. aLL tHat mattErs is us and rigHt now <3")

//serebi knocks on aldous' door. obviously no answer so she goes in. she calls for him. no answer. so she starts searching. after a while she finds him and nearly faints.
//she quickly unties the rope, crying

(wHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THESE RPS SO QUICKLY IT MAKES IT BORING >:v)

(WELL WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT'LL BE SLOWER NOW XD

is bucket and xremen gonna respond)

(Brb)

(sometimes i put detail into these things you know)

(i also want to know what's going through Serebi's head right now)

(fine hold on.)

//serebi approaches aldous' door, and knocks a few times. seeing there is no answer, she tries the door, to find that it is open. she enters aldous' hive and pauses before calling out her matesprit's name.

aldous? are you here?

//there is just silence, besides the quiet sound of his TV playing some show that he didnt feel like watching anymore. its dark in his hive, like usual

//serebi looks around the hive and finds nothing of interest. she begins to worry after a while of watching the pretty lame show, then she goes to check his respite block.

//he's nowhere in sight which makes her panic. she can feel that shes not alone, but she cant find him

(im assuming they arent gonna answer?)

(brb bbl bbs idk)

(im having a sneezing fit ok brb now)

//theres things in weird places around the room
//like he kicked them, or threw them out of any negative emotion
//even the T-rex plush is no longer on his desk
//its laying on the floor across the room.
//his closet is slightly open

(bbs/bbl, idkkkkk)

HNNNGGG

//serebi grabs the t-rex plushie and holds it close. feeling a sense of fear.

//she turns tword the closet and slowly opens it, revealing aldous. she cant believe what shes seeing. she feels faint. hardly able to stand, she weakly unties the rope and her face becomes pale

//he cant be dead, she thinks. he...he's dead.

//she lays him across her lap and begins to sob. but she stops as she can still feel his weak heartbeat and slow breathing

//theres a green mark around his neck from the rope
//theres a bit of blood coming from his mouth, which is slightly open
//there are dark circles under his eyes, contrasting his now pale skin
//he lays there in her lap, still shallowly breathing with a quiet heartbeat

//she lays the t-rex plushie under his head to act as a pillow as she rushes to go find some bandages and cool, damp towels

//she returns and lifts his head, laying it on her lap and she begins to work. crying as she does so
//she puts one cool cloth to his forehead and uses another to wipe the blood from his mouth. then she wipes his neck to clean the mark and she gently wraps it with the bandages

aldous...what were you thinking...you know i need you

(keikal: *purrs cause matesprit snuggles*)

(vexare is eating pudding lol XD

WHY DO I FIND THAT HILARIOUS X'D)

(srynix: hey bucket? can i tell you two things?)

(headcanon: human!xremen wanted to learn more about human!keikal before he made the song for him. he asked some of the human!fantrolls stuff. most of the information came from serebi, who told him keikal's name, se.xuality, and age. xremen then proceeded to watch keikal to find out what kind of person he was. in the meantime, he worked on shiver. once he was sure keikal was a nice, loyal person, he worked up the courage to say hi. all went well from there, (same convo that T!X and T!K had) and xremen asked keikal to be his boyfriend)

//after a little he wakes up with a gasp and looks around because he forgot where he was

(of CoUrsE yoU Can BaBE ; ) )

aldous! thank gog your ok! i was so worried.....why did you...why...?

(srynix: well...
first thing, dont be mad but i still kinda have a crush on zhacce...

and...im afraid of keikal...im afraid if i went to apologize...he or his matesprit would...would cull me)

//Aldous looks up at her
//aaaaannnnddddd he doesnt say anthing

(........ ; ( )

are...are you ok? thats all that matters...do you hurt anywhere?

(sryn: no i still love you more than anything!)

...... My neck hurts l1ke hell

(...
//crosses arms
> ; (

//walks away)

(//srynix feels crushed. he doesnt want bucket to hate him. srynix cries.

please come back i love you!)

anything i can do for you? oh gog i was so worried....im so gld you're alive

(*glad)

(//ignores him)

N(x) 1'm (x)kay

(hi smile, i've seen that so many times)

good...
//she leans down and kisses his forehead, a tear drips onto his cheek but she wipes it off

please...dont leave me...not before your time...

//wraps arms around her waist and snuggles up against her, still in her lap

(sryn: but you still like esirix! ono

im sorry! come back >_<)

(my nails. i repainted them blue and yellow, but on my blue thumb nail theres a yellow heart on it, and on my yellow thumb nail there is a blue heart)

i love you so much...i promise i'll take care of you...

(aCTUally i donT in rEspECT of yoU > ; ( )

//doesnt say anything
//closes eyes and tries to sleep right there

//she strokes his back and curls up beside him, purring in hopes of soothing him.
//she pulls off his glasses if he has them on and sets them somewhere

(THEM SOCKS)

(srynix: i...
//falls silent. then he speaks again
im sorry! i'll get over zhacce as long as i can be yours! babe please!)

//falls asleep after a little

(//Bucket ignores him again)

(probably one of my favourite Coldplay songs:
A Message)

(like seriously, its amazing)

(ESPECIALLY WHEN IT SAYS
"And I love you, please come home")

//serebi smiles and tries to sleep, welcoming the warmth of her matesprit

(sryn: *gets on his knees and begs* please forgive me! i'll stop liking him!)

//lightly purring

(shUT Up > ; ( )

//the last thing she says is "forever and always." she drifts into a comfortable slumber

(//srynix runs to his hive crying.
//he thinks bucket hates him
//he wants to die. the only troll to ever truely love him is mad at him)

(in case you havent noticed, i was answering you smile)

(//Bucket goes to his own hive
//he doesnt feel special)

(those socks are sweg)

(sryn: //wants to cut himself for sc.rewing up.
//so he does. a few small cuts on his arms. he puts the knife away
//bucket is special to him)

(//Bucket just lays in his recuperacoon like ; ( )

(//srynix curls up on the floor and he's crying softly. he wuvz bucket to death)

(//the soothing sopor calms Bucket, and he falls asleep)

(i'd help smile but you arent listening to me so eh :p)

(//when bucket wakes up. srynix messaged him.

(troll handle here): hey...im sorry...are you still mad?)

(hiding, if i fall asleep i'll probably wake up like usual so expect me to awaken. if im not up by 4:30-5 then i've crashed.)

((troll handle here): i donT Know > ; ( )

( (TH): i've decided loving zhacce isnt worth losing you)

(next time bucket sees srynix, srynix has cut marks.)

((TH): zhaCCE is BETTEr Than mE anyway > ; ( )

( (TH): nobody is better than you babe. no troll is worth losing you. i love you too much)

boo

ty

rockin' everywhere

(DOES YOUR MOM EVER DO THIS:

Mom: go was dishes (etc.) and you can go back on your ds/take a nap (etc.)
you: k *done with chore. starts to walk away*
mom: YOU ARENT DONE YET. SWEEP THE FLOOR AND PUT SOME LAUNDRY TO WASH BLUH.

you: *done. walks away*

mom: COME BACK AND CLEAN THE FRIDGE (or something like that X'D))

((TH): He'S NOt A F.uckING SL.ut LIke Me!! D;< (it doesnt look at angry since i had to lowercase so many letters. so:
HE'S NOT A F.UCKING SL.UT LIKE ME!! D;<)

trollHandle [TH] ceased trolling trollHandle [TH] at (a time))

(idk she doesnt do it that i know of XD)

(//closes husktop and begins to cry again.

why cant i learn to shut up. i think i just lost my matesprit. andd i truly love him...)

(MY GRANDMA DOES IT X'D)

(//Bucket feels like both a failiure to the family he was born under, and he also wishes he was never born under it)

(//srynix thinks bucket hasnt failed his family, and he wishes he could help bucket but he cant.

//guess who decided to get out of his hive and appears at bucket's door?)

(//im guessing Srynix?)

(//its george. jk yes its srynix XD)

(HI GeORGe!!! ;D)

(//Bucket doesnt say anything)

("on a platform i'm gonna stand and say
that i'm nothing on my own

and i love you,
please
come home")

(sorry fawn appeared in my house :p)

(//looks into bucket's eyes

i...i wanna say....that...i want to be yours and yours only. for the rest of my life, i wanna be with you, and love you. i dont deserve you, but i need you in my life. you are the most special troll in my life. i love you bucket, please...please stay mine.)

(i headcanoned)

(//Bucket does not know what to say
//he looks down at the ground. is silent)

(i...understand if you dont want me. i...i can learn to live without your love...)

(*then Bucket hugs Srynix*)

(//srynix is shocked, but he hugs back and smiles, tears streaking down his face)

(sorry for gETTing mad liKE ThaT i was haTing my disgUsTing sElf again ; ( )

(and yoU madE mE fEEl liKE i wasnT spECial)

(you arent disgusting. im also proud of us both for trying to change. im a disgrace to my family for ra.ping keikal. my family is too sweet to do that. i wanna change. its ok if you change, you wont be a failure. and you are special <3)

it's nearly midnight and I can't sleep so hey

(//Bucket starts purring)

wow man I never knew Bucket was so deep

(its nearly 7 p.m. for me XD
@Maple)

Bucket still has a heart XD

omg really XD

I know dude but still XD

I mean he was originally a joke fantroll, no?
(correct me if I'm wrong)

yes he was and he still kinda is XD

IDK WHAT HE IS ANYMORE

We don't know, Gryph
We just don't know XD

HE'S REAAAAL X'D

(//srynix purrs back

and no matter what you think you are, or who hates you for what you are, i will always love you. and isnt that what matters?)

(yEah ; ) )

I glanced at your comment and thought you were singing jar of hearts for a moment there XD

(not to say I generally simply 'glance' at your comments, I had just refreshed the page XD)

HELLO

pals

Let's see how long I can last without using the 'XD' face.
In fact, no, any emoticon.
Get ready for bland sounding comments.

@Pisces
HEY

(i fail the no face challenge but imma try it.)

(//kissles bucket softly)

hey pal
*puts arm around your shoulder*
@pisces

allo pisces ouo

(//kisses back)

i rarely use emoticons

only :) and :( and ;( and i dont use them seriously

*whispers to and glares at gryph* dont touch me

tECHNO YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE HOW CAN YOU FAIL ALREADY WHY MUST YOU FALL AT YOUR FIRST STEP
jk you tried *pats back*

vwanna go out sometime? ;)
@pisces

I use them quite a bit
Only really around friends or people I know though :y

@pisces
(hint : the answer is no)

i used to use them all the time but just kinda?? stopped

Your emoticon days have come to an abrupt end.

hnn my drawing im doing is taking over 3 hrs and im nowhere near done *-*

gonna play acnl with eevee and leopards.

@gryph; *pushes you into an active volcano*

hey guys what do random people drink out of

@techno
ok see ya

awv come on i vwas just askin if you wvanted to go out. like, as friends, you knowv?

they drink outta weenies

@pisces
Oh wow you really went over the top with the whole no thing didn't ye

a stRAWR xD

(face was part of the joke therefore does not count)

GRYPH NO

D --> STRONG weenies

@maple
*cringes at the joke*

@gryph
howre you still talking i pushed you into magma. magma can be over 2000 degrees fahrenheit or however you spell it. how are you alive

EQUIUS NO

I love how you guys are casually commenting and I'm typing at 90 mph like 'gotta CMOMENT FAST'

LOL i feel like im commenting too fast too

^^^Exhibit A^^^

im tryimg to slow it down

frick i meant me not you pisces

I would but all my attempts would probaly fail

double weeniie2

wwizard wweenies

ANGRY WEENIES. (i know kk aint nothin but anger but angry weenies sounds funny)

:33 < cat w33nies!

sorry im just so bored

*SCREAMING*

I would suggest ways to cure your boredom but I can't think of any appropriate ones for this current situation.
Besides, we're in completely different places and it's night-time anyway.

hey guys

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

just look for the

FRESH PRINTS

(insert laughter here)

oh jesus

do you have any knock knock jokes

not any good ones

oh wait

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE.

Myself and a pumpkin.

knock knock

Who's there?

Adore

ADORE WHO

Adore who

ADORE IS BETWEEN US. LET ME IN

I know where this is going

hahaha yes gryph that was excellent bro

WOW, BOSSY. NO THANKS

'Myself and a pumpkin who?'

What pumpkin?

Pisces, I am concerned; you seem to be turning into Karkat.

now time for me to tell some GREAT jokes (that i am definitely not stealing from websites for young children)

which side of a chicken has the most feathers

My ds is flashing red so I guess this is the end.
Thanks for having me and goodnight!
(cheering and applause)
*exits*

MY OTHER FRIENDS HAVE TOLD ME I REMIND THEM OF KARKAT AND KANKRI. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

GOODNIGHT

wait i'll stay for this joke

KK liike2 two pretend he2 2omeone el2e, but hii2 real self starts showiing after some tiime.

THE OUTSIDE! da da chING

FINISH THE JOKE CHILD I'VE NO TIME TO WASTR

haha omg
#worththewait

ok goodnight

BA DUM TSSSS

goodnight, my love. *sob sob*

what does an evil hen lay?

ba dum tsss is a much better sound effect, thank you

deviled eggs

XD wow

what in the world

girl: why does your son say "cluck cluck cluck";
woman: because he thinks hes a chicken;
girl: why dont you tell him hes not a chicken?;
woman: because we need the eggs

iD BE QUITE CONCERNED IF MY SON WAS LAYING EGGS. THAT FAMILY IS EATING EGGS THAT THEIR MAMMALIAN (ok SOME mammals lay eggs) /HUMAN/ //MALE// OFFSPRING IS LAYING. THAT IS DISGUSTING. THEY NEED TO TAKE HIM TO A SPECIALIZED DOCTOR FOR THAT,INSTEAD OF EATING THE EGGS.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F.UCK

1. WTF

2. hey guys :p

heeeeyyyyy c:

OMGGGGGGGG NO STOP IT >//-//-
ROLE PLAYING WITH GUYS ARE HAAAAWT

hiii

Im actually scared to do the nuzlocke challenge

im afraid my partner will "die"

and i have to release him or stick him in a box to never be used again ono

after i get the ruby remake i'll restart Y and do the nuzlocke with a fenniken starter...

HUEHUEHUYRJJHHHJ

OOH IMMA MAKE A STORY. ONLY YOU GUYS CAN READ IT :D

AND I'LL TELL YOU PARTS AS I GO THROUGH MY NUZLOCKE CHALLENGE :D

OK FIRST PART HERE:

"kari, it's time to start your journey. before you are three starters you may choose from. once you choose, it is yours. you may not choose again."

kari stepped up twords the table.
"i choose this one." she grabbed the ball containing the water type, oshawott.

"congratulations kari, you have your partner. now....im afraid i have to explain..the nuzlocke. your pokemon MUST be taken good care of, or else it will perish in this world. listen to me, rule one. you may only catch the FIRST pokemon you encounter on each route."

"but what if i dont want it? i mean, who would want a useless caterpie?"

the professor sighed and shook her head.
"no kari. you MUST capture it. it is the rule of the nuzlocke. that is the journey path you chose. you must follow the rules. the next thing you must remember. Your pokemon die when they are defeated, (continue)

kari went pale after hearing those words.
"they die? but i thought you could heal them!"

"while in the nuzlocke, they die. their pokeballs must be put in the R.I.P box while they are inside. you may retrieve them if you complete your quest or....you black out. that means game over. you will fail your nuzlocke when you black out. you have the option to continue normally, or restart your entire journey. once you start your nuzlocke, you must continue. no quitting. if you understand, take these and head out. and dont forget, you must nickname every pokemon you capture."

the professor set down a bag full of essential items that kari would need.

with her partner and bag, kari set off to begin her challenge

(wow that was sh.itter than it seemed in my head X'D)

(mk no more horrid story X'D

imma continue my challenge for a bit, brb)

*screes*

WHO. DOES. DABIME. LIKE.

Dabime likes Zhacce

(Aw :3 )

ikr?

Dabime: sHusH *blushing*

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MINI HEART ATTACKS I HAD??

AND HOW MANY TIMES I RAN TO THE POKEMON CENTER IN 3 MINUTES JUST TO MAKE SURE MY POKEMON DIDNT DIE?

THE NUZLOCKE ACTUALLY MAKES ME GIVE A DUCK ABOUT THE POKEMON INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE "PFFT THERES A POKEMON CENTER WHO CARES"

MY HEART LITERALLY DROPPED EVERY TIME MY OSHAWOTT CAME CLOSE TO "DEATH"

Serebi: awweh! dabime likes zhacce? thats cute :D

Me: -Hugs Dabime-
Awww..

hehehehehehehehehehe >:3

xehver: poor justis though.

I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU TO DO THE NUZLOCKE CHALLANGE TO FEEL WHAT I WENT THROUGH.

EVEN YOU GRYPH. IK YOU HAVENT TOUCHED YOUR POKEMON X. DO IT.

IF YA'LL WANT SPECIFIC EXPLANAITIONS OR HAVE QUESTIONS ASK ME

WE SUFFER THE NUZLOCKE TOGETHER. I ALREADY GOT FAWN TO AGREE TO DO IT

andifyoudoimightgiveyousomefin

Ahriey: Eh, he can get over it.
Me: SIS OUR SHIP... IT SUNK D:)

(OKEY!)

Dabime:
*extremely nervous*
*blushing*

((i'll do it >:3 what version?))

(ANY VERSION THAT YOU DONT MIND STARTING A NEW PROFILE ON)

((like, what versions does it work on?))

heh

((oh, okay, ill look it up :3))

(I RESTARTED MY BLACK VERSION CAUSE WYNAUT?)

(ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

LIKE. THERE ARE SPECIFIC RULES REGARDING SHINIES AND TRADING POKEMON AND RECIEVING POKEMON FROM NPC'S AND LEGENDARIES

AND POKEMON WHO CAN LEARN HM'S. ANY QUESTIONS?)

(you can do it on all the games and you dont have to look it up, im a frickin nuzcyclopedia. i studied the nuzlocke before i started the challenge eOe)

Dabime:
AsdfgHjkl.

oh and i'll get over our sunken ship fawn X'D

*nepeta poof. crosses out the dabime X justis ship off of the shipping wall*

meep
Leara: OMG ITS SCARY
Rin:Leara, when are u going to grow up -He smiles-
Leara:NEVERRR
Rin:-Pats her head-
Leara: ._.
Rin:Just look at my dreamy eyes and forget your troubles(Shows me a link with an anime guy that is HOT)
Leara: Oh my god, Stop
Rin: Did u forget -Seductive voice-
Leara: R-Rin Stop.. .//-//.
Rin: -Chuckles- Fine...

(GARRET. STOP. UR CHARACTER IS SOMEWHAT HOT.
D: MEEEEEEH)

(WHY WONT RIN SPEAKITH TO ME? I WANNA HEAR HIS SUPPOSEDLY KAWAII VOICE WITHOUT DS RECORDINGS)

UM

(i was like why the fu.ck is fawn on 3Ds sound, nobody uses that app X'D)

(He dosent speak to ANYONE but me on skaipe)

(BUT ISNT HIS VOICE CUTE/HOT AT THE SAME TIME XD)

Dabime:
*pulls turtle neck up over face out of embarrassment*

(YEAH IT IS. WHEN I COME OVER, CALL HIM. I'LL BE QUIET)

AWW.
*saying to Dabime*
*in other words he thinks it looks cute when he pulls his turtleneck over his face*

(it will take awhile though.)

*peeks over top of Turtleneck*
*blushing really hard*

//Zhacce is smiling. Dabime cant see it in his mouth because its covered by a scarf but he can tell by his eyes and those wrinkles or whatever that appear when you smile

Eh...

*pulls turtleneck down and smiles back*

((FAAAAWWWWN))

(*grabs paint and starts painting an about to be canon ship on the ship wall*)

(Yes?)

((Y U NO POTATO?!))

RIN NO UR DRUNK STOP TRYING TO MATE WITH THE POOR HELPLESS FOX GAL DX

(CUZ I AM A TOMATO! >:U)

*surprise hug to Dabime*

(mai heart is breaking... ;n;)

ouo

Hey

(AHH PERSON I DUNNO OAO)

(brb youtubing, then coming back, then nuzlockeing(?) then yeh.)

(Sis..... IT WILL TAKE GARROT (rin) TO SAY HI ON THE MIC..)

XD I'm friends with Gryphon.

*a little shocked at first*
*returns hug*

((whats wrong, fawn? :c ))

youre really cute, OKAY
@Dabime

(Cheshire i said my FC on your newest upload :3)

(OMG LORD... THIS IS A MIRICAL. A RARE PHANOMINON SQUEEE.... He AGREED To talk to me... AS IN... CHATTING.
FLUINTLY, NOT JUST A HI :D)

t-tHAnk y{*}u...

youre welcome

(i feel cold so now all my characters do too)

*smiles*
y{*}u're reAlly niCe...

thanks c:

so ARE you

tHAnks AgAin.

heh...

sorry that I'M boring

(HOLY CRAP RINIMUS PRIME SHALL SPEAKITH.

WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.)

(and oh hi then cheshy.
imma call you cheshy XD)

((TECHNO. WHAT. X'D))

y{*}u're n{*}t b{*}ring. y{*}u're C{*}{*}l. *smiles*

(karius prime/karitron
fawnimus prime/fawnatron
gryphimus prime/gryphatron
Allayahmus prime/Allayatron
Hetamus prime/Hetatron
Cheshimus prime/Cheshytron

i have transformer obsession syndrome. I CAUGHT IT FROM FAWN. ITS YOUR FAULT RACHEL X'D)

//smiles back

I feel boring

((omg))

*boops nose*
well y{*}u Aren't. c:

heheheh thanks uvu//

y{*}u're very welC{*}me.

(SHUT UP KASIA I DIDNT GIVE IT TO YOU And Leara is Preggers'..)

((wat.))

Im rp with my best guy friend, and his character made my charscter Preggers ;-;)

((LEARN PROTECTION. *throws box of con.doms at character*))

(you actually did get me to like transformers.

you used to sit on me every night at 12 and forced me to watch it when i wanted to sleep.)

(i was watching transformers and shockwave comes in and i screeched 'SHOCKY!' and i scared the crap outta my cat X'D)

(They wanted children and I named her Kari <3 )

(you are a sweetheart sis.

*hugglezzzzzz*)

(if magcon comes to florida, and if we go, i,get to hug cameron before you btw eOe)

(im gonna watch someone on youtube do the nuzlocke challenge. any questions before i go? you need to start yours.

unless you want the rules when i go to your house.)

((SORRY, MY INTERNET WAS BEING AN A'SS LAST NIGHT))

(my stepdad is a di.ck.

exact convo a few minutes ago:

him: give the dogs some food and water
me: *sleepily* mhmm...
him: what?
me: *still sleepy* i said mhmm.
him: eXCUSE ME?
me: i said *brent rivera voice* MHMMMM.
thinking: are you deaf?
him: YOU ANSWER ME PROPERLY WHEN I ASK YOU SOMETHING YOU SAY YES SIR AND DONT GET AN ATTITUDE WITH ME
me: I DIDNT EVEN HAVE AN ATTITUDE.
him: SHUT YOUR MOUTH IM SICK OF YOUR DAM.N ATTITUDE
*leaves*
me: *mutters* thats why i hate you bi.tch. god.

he's so fu,cking bi,tchy for no reason.)

Omg XD my dad will be like
"Give the dog some food"
Ill be like "meeehhhh"
He'll be like," ok".

My dad was complaining about having to do the dishes 2 times in a row. >:[

@allayah
Oh wow seriously? (insert ex dee face here)

(still doin the no emoti challenge)

My dad pretty casual but he forgets everything

your dads on his man-period its ok
@Kari

well, step-dad

and you shoulda said

"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STOP ACCUSING ME OF THINGS. YOURE THE ONE WITH THE GODD.AMN ATTITUDE WITH YOUR B.ITCHING AND YELLING AT ME BECAUSE YOU /THINK/ I HAVE AN ATTITUDE WHEN I'M JUST TIRED. CALM THE F.UCK DOWN"

XDDD

SORRY
*abscond*

my stepdad is always on his man period

im at a frenz house and im making characters based off her pets :p

oh and it pains me to announce that Nuzlocke the purloin hasnt survived the Nuzlocke challenge

Oh dear R.I.P

oh my sweet babiez i saw the first transformers movie

im just like BUMBLE BEE YOUR A MEDDLER YOU MEDDLER XD

but omfg i felt like i was sitting there for a day XD

ALL I NEED TO WATCH IS THE SECOND MOVIE

:v

i headcanoned

oh my butterbee im tired e3e

i went to the beach earlier :p

cool

Guys I had a really weird dream right.
So I was walking into a restaurant and I spoted some of my friends so I was like 'Hey watcha doin' and for some reason they were drawing my little ponies?? So I was like 'Soooo y'all bronies niw????apparently????' but they just ignored me and then this random man ran in and shouted 'gas!gas!gas!' and everyone got these gas masks out of no-whereand started putting them on then everyone started running so I foloowed them and then I tripped oveer someone's plant pot and I had about 6 people screaming at me for breaking their beloved plant pot?????????
????

WTFFFFF???

i didnt headcanon buttttttt eye

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owls owls everywhere

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They're n(x)t f.uck1ng (x)wls 1d1(x)t

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i suddenly love guinea pi.gs. my friend has three and im holding one

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(im being human serebi because bluh XD)

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Well 1'm tr(x)ll Ald(x)us

Hey human vers1(x)n (x)f my matespr1t

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*waves* hi ovo

guinea pi.gs are se.xy.

T!Serebi: *grabs ds* e3e guinea pi.g lusii are cute but dude you are WEIRD.

oVO

*H!S leaves to go have babiez. jk but she leaves*

what are you doing? X'D

OVO

Y(x)u tw(x) are pract1cally the same pers(x)n s(x) 1'd expect b(x)th (x)r ne1ther (x)f y(x)u t(x) say gu1nea (sp?) p1gs are s.exy

0v0

Mak1ng faces!

v0v

1'm b(x)red

you are cute.

*picks up a random guinea pi.g lusus*
ish sho shexshy

(yes she thinks they're se.xy too X'D)

*is now holding a real earth guinea p.ig with glasses and a mini shirt with the earth symbol. its fur is brown*

L(x)(x)k, me as an earth gu1nea p1g ovo

*squeals and takes it from him*

HOLY CRAP IT'S SO FRIGGIN CUTE
*snuggles it and it makes those adorable happy guinea pi'g squeals*

(MY FRIEND CALLED GIECO)

//picks up another

//its a female with a mini Serebi shirt and has brown fur too and has glasses like the ones Serebi has

L(x)(x)k .0.//

//holds it and pets it

(i just found out my auntie is coming to visit ouo
my moms oldest sibling, not the younger ones)

(geico gieco
i think its geico .o.
aND WHY DID HE/SHE CALL GEICO?)

*squeals again*

they are so cute!!!
*the serebi guinea pi.g starts squeaking happily as well*

oh my gosh earth has some cute creatures ;v;

(I DONT KNOW? I THINK IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? PRANK CALLS IDK BUT SHE WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK WHEN THE ANSWERING MACHINE CAME UP X'D

its a she btw. i have no guy friends that i can talk to >:I)

(she has a kitty named cooshie and we call him the coosh miester IDK why XD

her guniea pi.gs though ;O;

She has a brown and black one named harvey, a black and white one that looks like it as a mowhawk named rex, and i forget the others name but its brown)

(my irl moirail had two, a brown one named Gus and an albino one named Max. Gus died though ;-;)

(aww ;-;)

(if we went to college together, and we were allowed to have pets, be prepared to hear guinea pi.g noises all night. im getting two when i grow up

imma call them serebi and aldous X'D

AND THEY CAN HAVE GUINEA PI.G BABIES)

(i think i had a guinea pi.g before but i dunno e0e

i remember a mowhawked brown and black guinea pi.g at some point in my life and i think i called it roxy XD)

*The serebi guinea pi.g starts nubbling aldous' shirt and squeaking still*

(harvey eats shirts)

(*nibbling)

(OMG I REMEMBER WHY SHE CALLED GEICO X'D

SHE SAW A COMERCIAL THAT SAID "geico, why did the chicken cross the road"

and geico responded "hold on while we *something* so you'll have enough money to buy your own chicken and find out yourself"

so she called to ask that and see their response

but she wimped and hung up X'D)

(hey uhh this is pretty important so i hope you read this....my dog knocked my ds in his water bowl so i put it in rice and i wont be on for a while)

(newest post.....)

serebi: aldous. stay strong until kari can return. i love you <3
u_u

Hi I'm on holiday and I can only get internet on my surface so hey
Oh and #ripkarisds

(its tech....)

serebi: i am so fricking sorry, kari is really starting to hate barkbeasts....you still have me! fawn might let kari borrow her ds.....until she gets a new one...

(my new one is gonna be purple and imma post my fc when i get it)

R.I.p graphs chat
And oooooooh purple