A: No.
A: It looks like someone vom.ited tangerines everywhere, and the decided to decorate with radioactive sprinkles.
A: Are you happy now?
T: But, that's exactly why it's so pretty!
A: ???
A: Oh, right. I forgot about your stupid orange fetish.
T: It's not a fetish. It's just my favorite color.
A: It's a nauseating color, that's what it is.
A: I was kidding when I said it looked like tangerines, by the way.
A: It's more yellow than orange and you know it.
T: Close enough for me!
T: Now that I think about it, do you have a favorite color, Algola? I don't remember asking you before.
A: The color of your blood flowing through my fingers is the chroma that I hold most dear.
A: It goes by the name "none of your f*****g business."
T: Jeez, sorry I asked.
A: Why are you being so nice today?
A: It's making me sick. I enjoyed it more when we did nothing but argue and rip out each other's throats.
T: I'm turning over a new leaf!
(cont)

T: We're in a new world, Algola! It's a fresh start for the both of us.
A: So?
T: Don't you think that harkens for a few changes?
A: No.
T: Well, I do. Especially if those changes could benefit both parties.
T: I've decided that I'm going to try and befriend you.
T: I believe that if I were to show you the ways of love and kindness, it might make you a better person.
T: Or, at the very least, a person that doesn't want to ki// every living thing.
T: So, what do you think?
A: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
A: I'm seriously laughing my a** off at your unorthodoxed stupidity.
A: HAHAHA! Me? A better person? Through love and kindness? Did I really just hear you say that?
A: You and I can never be "friends." You, of all people, should know this.
A: And the whole "making me a better person" thing? Forget it. You can't fix me.
A: You couldn't have thought of this yourself. Who gave you this idea?
T: My friend.
(cont)

T: They suggested that it might help me deal with you more easily if you and I were to have a positive relationship.
A: "Deal with me?!" Were those their exact words?
T: Yeah, I believe so.
A: Which friend was this?! I need to know the percise ignoramus to put higher on my hit list.
T: I only have one friend, remember? Thanks for reminding me...
A: Really? Just one. Wow (I'm pretending to be surprised here).
T: No thanks to you! You would either scare them away or just ki// them upright.
A: Hold on a second. What's that sound?
T: I don't hear anything.
A: It's the sound of you leveling up on your echoladder! You just rose from "Pathetic-Girl Extraordinaire" to "Lonely-Lass Nincomp.oop!"
A: Here's a boondollar for your effort! Keep this up, and maybe you can afford to go to Toad College for the Dimwitted!
T: It's "echeladder," not "echoladder."
A: Whatever.
A: Anyways, I already know that you have that pacifist chu.mp in the bag.
(cont)

T: I've told you before, he doesn't appreciate being called a "pacifist chu.mp."
A: I'll call him whatever I want. You can tell him I said that, too.
A: But, what about that reserved farmer chick?
A: Aren't you two friends? I mean, not that I care or anything.
T: You can't ask a serious question and not care about the answer, Algola. It doesn't work like that.
A: Just shut up and answer the question.
T: I'm assuming you're talking about Agrime.
T: Yeah, sure. I guess I would consider us friends, but it's a little different with her.
A: Oh? Different how???
T: Quiet you! Not that kind of different!
T: It's more of a teacher-student kind of friendship.
T: Besides, you do know that she's ten sweeps old, right?
T: She's the oldest out of all of us.
A: Don't care.
T: And no, she wasn't the one that gave me the advice.
A: So, I guess that leaves Mister-Love-and-Peace, correct?
T: Yes, Animar is the "ignoramus" you're seeking.
A: Figures.
(cont, almost done)

T: Speaking of which, he's contacting me right now.
T: I'll talk to you later, Algola.
A: I'd prefer if you didn't.
A: It's not fun anymore, now that you're trying to be my friends (ew).
T: Well, you know what?
A: What?
T: I think Animar's plan is working.
T: We were able to have an entire civilized conversation without us fighting.
T: Isn't that lovely?
A: F**k you.
T: <3

End Thoughtlog

*I didn't include their typing quirks because Colors! kept censoring it*

wow! good job!

Thank you!

that was long but cool

@GM901 Thank you! Yeah, I tend to write really long dialogue...

no problem! im not much of a writer but i know good work when i see it and that was good