I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE MAPLE SYRUPS' NEW TROLL. SHE WAS OKAY WITH ME MAKING HIM.

Likes: Highbloods, pirates, books, swords, harpoons, water, sometimes k.illing lowbloods.
Dislikes: Lowbloods, mutants, death of loved ones, trolls that are overly happy

Desc: Narcissistic and a jacka.ss. His voice is raspy and deep. He'll gladly k.ill someone if needed. Also can be a huge d.ick. I'll think of other things XD

<3 - none
<> - none
<3< - none, feels black for #SerebiWispen
o8< - none

Oh, I know you don't see his sign anywhere. What he's wearing up there is something over his real shirt. His real shirt is just a long-sleeved shirt with the pluto sign

Harass: Wow thVtZ deadly, but itZ Zo tempetin9 to kick him in the BallZ/Bul9e.
Valin: *Pounce* F()()D!! *Noms on him*
Harass: *FacePalm*

//pushes Valin off

Please, haha, do)-n't do)- that.

Woah holy crap... This is amazing!

Akuzen: holy shi+....*muffled screams*

serebi: black for me huh?
*scoffs* alright *smirks*

(its Fawn) YUBESOHOT
Aghhnh

HE LOOKS SO COOL :o

serebi: *suddenly wants him in her kismesis quadrent*

R.e: ARE YOU A FUGCKING MIND READER SWEAR XDD

Arrrggghhhh! I've always wanted a pirate hat but I've go)-t ho)-rns that wo)-uld get in the mo)-therf.ucking way.

Anyways, co)-me and fill my caliginio)-us quadrant up, little tiger girl >:}

Dabime: *thinking* Hes kiNd {*}f scAry

//snarls
dont call me that squid boy.

kismesis offer accepted

//devious smirk

I can call yo)-u what I wish. >:}

(how old is he)

*pis.sed growling*
bi.tch dont try me. not today.

(17 in human years, nearing 18.)

I'm a f.ucking seadweller! O)-ne o)-f the highest blo)-o)-d co)-lo)-urs. I do)-n't have to)- listen to)- yo)-u, "tigress."

(Aldous is my oldest fantroll heheh.)

Ahriey: -Flips a table- WHO IS THIS TROLL WHY IS HE FANCY!!

Who)-aho)-, fo)-x girl, calm do)-wn.

Ahriey: -Hides behind Seri-
._.

(i nEED NAME IDEAS HNGGNGHHHNGH)

//tries not to choke him

biiiii.tch i could kil.l you right now but

i wont. and dont call me tigress either >:V

... I dont like being called that.

O)-h, yo)-ur sign is white? Are yo)-u a whiteblo)-o)-d? A MUTANT?
//slowly takes out harpoon, smirking evily

//takes out ace

you touch her and i will chop off your limbs

(Vinett
?)
-Lookes at him- -Takes out syringe-
No. Sorry. Not happening

NO! Im hiding my blood color'
Durr..

Like I'm scared o)-f a f.ucking dagger and a syringe. Wo)-w.

(Pronounced Veh-net)

(Were laughing hard XD)

(VINETT IS GREAT
LAST NAME IS SKETON.
VINETT SKETON. (SkAtun))

(were laughing at the you think im scared thing XD)

//she lowers her weapon and looks defenseless

Ahriey: Whats ur name name? Fancy mc Fancyman?
Hahaaa... that was bad ._.

(oh yeah srynix is ahriey's friend

SHE TAMED HIS HORMONES.

they didnt pail. she just managed to stop him from wanting to fu.ck keikal for short periods of time)

(is he blind in his eyepatched eye?)

-Takes out actuall strife weapon-
(LEH BOW AND AROOOOWZ)

//all of a sudden BOOM a roar from a T-Rex. Vinett jumps, turns around and looks up to see T-Dad with Aldous on his head. Aldous jumps off, using airbending to break his fall.

Y(x)u may n(x)t be scared (x)f daggers and syr1nges, but y(x)u better be scared (x)f earth, f1re, water, and a1r, l1ttle p1rate b.itch.

(i guess he should be since it's damaged there soooooo yeah he is haha.)

//hugs aldous
thank you u_u

ALDOUSSS THANK YOU :D

Why wo)-uld I be scared o)-f the go)-dd.amn elements-

Just trust me, I c(x)uld burn y(x)u al1ve.

(HES A SQUID...!)

(yes, and? XD)

dont even mess with aldous you little sh.it.

//hides behind aldous

Ahriey: -In a corner hiding from Vinett-
(SQUIDS ARE SE.XEHHH >:D)

(we went swimming. we wish you were there. we dismantled a snail. and i almost cussed out a little boy cause he called me ugly and i was gonna choke him :D)

(ship name- vinebi?)

(His sister was like get away from my brother, Im like NO!
U know wats funny. WERE BESIDE EACHOTHER, WERE NOT TALKING TO EACHOTHA XD
I was almost crying.... I DID A FLIP LANDED ON MY BACK IT HURTS!)

(I guess Vinebi sure :p)

DA.MN.

-Ahriey tries not to blow her cover-

(brb)

(i smell goooooooooood.)

Back.)

(U TOOK MY PERFUME!!!.)

(exactly. your perfume smelled good. why am i talking to you when your right next to me)

(... Eh... WERE LAZY A.SSES

(you couuuuld just talk)

Ahriey: -Makes a small Squee noise-

Headcanon: Though he may seem terrible at it...
Vinett is a GREAT kisser.

(.w. COURSE HES A GOOD KISSER HES A PIRATE. They kiss hands alot.

serebi will enjoy hate kissing

I saw the wind is rising it was great :o
This kid kept going 'ewww' when they kissed n stuff XD

*the wind rises
sorry that was random

XD

OH also I found out my cousin likes MLP I'm really happy yay >u<

Ok everyone's off and no-one gives a flyinh fu.ck anyway I'm done here byeeee *wooshes away in tardis*

Serebi: whenever you wanna hate kiss just tell me

//Vinett grabs onto Serebi by the front of her shirt and smashes their lips together hatefully

Ahriey: I SHIIIIIP IT!
-Covers mouth-
-muffled- Oh... Sh.it
Dont k.ill me .n.

mmph!!!

//roughly kisses back with a grunt

//gropes her b.utt suddenly whilst smirking into the hate kiss

(I AM DYING .X//D POOR SERI :3)

(Why A crab... WHY A CRAB! XD WHAT DO CRABS DO THAT ARE MAGICAL. .... OH RIGHT NOOOTHING ALL THEY DO IS SNAP AT PEOPLE AND RUN SIDEWAYS. AND WHO THE FU.CK RUNS SIDEWAYS ANYWAY?
ONLY DRU.NK PEOPLE RUN SIDEWAYS AND FALL ON THERE AS.S. THATS WHY YOU DONT DRINK KIDS! ULL GET HIGH LIKE THESE CHILDRIN.... -Points at Seri and Ahriey-
Yea.
THATS WHY CRABS ARE BAD.
Im Ranting... Again. DA"MN XD)
Make it a potato or something XD

(-Bangs head on desk- Ok.... )

//she blushes hard and squeaks into the hate kiss

//tries to move his hands off her as.s

(i keep thinking he grips harder so she cant move his hands away XD)

//thats just what he does XD

(Im like Jealous/OMG THIS IS HOT!
.3.)

//blushes harder if thats even possible

//she pulls away from the kiss

let go of my bu.tt >:I

No)-

*growwwwwl*

i said let go you perv.ert

(i dunno XD)

I said no)-

//she starts to struggle

let go!

(geez they just became kismesises and Vinett is already touching all over her as if they were about to hate pail.

is he a virgin? XD)

(yes he's a virgin XD)

Argh, fine.
//lets go of her b.utt

(would he lose his virginity to serebi or would he wait for a matesprit?)

//hides her face self conciously
//mutters
is my bu.tt really that great? geez >//_//<

(idrk atm)

I have a thing fo)-r b.utts. ;}

//scoffs
but mine? really? of all the but.ts on the planet you go after mine >:V

imakenosenseatmshh

Yeah.

(I MADE HUMAN AHRIEY WITH NO HAIR DYE. Should I post?
-Toung click-
Or Naww XD )

//tries to push him down but nope not strong enough

you perv.

//its adorable how shes still blushing about it

(i command thee to post)

At least I wo)-n't f.uck anyo)-ne in existence, haha.

(brb)

//rolls eyes
you'd probably fu.ck me eventually liar

(-Internal crys- WATER HURTS. Jumped off An 9 foot doc in black creek, did a front flip. LANDED on my FU.CKING BACK I was scr,eaming 'Oww' DX I wanted to cry. NO. I THOUGHT THOSE PPL WHO SCREAM RIGHT AFTER THEY DID A BELLEH FLOP WERE SISSIES.
I WAS WRONG D:
THERE NOT
IT. FU.CKING. HURTS.
Kari. ur a sissy. u didnt jump off...

(Hi Gry, I HONESTLY wish u were there ^w^ Furrrrrrriend :D)

That's what kismesises do)-. I said at least I wo)-n't f.uck anyo)-ne in existence, in o)-ther wo)-rds, I wo)-n't go)- aro)-und f.ucking every living thing I see, like the guy who)- nearly destro)-yed yo)-ur matespritship. I have at least SO)-ME dignity. Therefo)-re I'm no)-t a liar.

(:3 :D ovo//)

(We didnt have a one-on-one convo for a while :o )

(unlike the guy* hng)

(.w. -Pokes face- Ur face. Its so. so... magical.

( DUDE u /NEED/ to finish that w.i.p! D: )

(i'LL TRY HNG)

(Dunno How Ahriey did it But Her and Syrinx [DID I SPELL IT RIGHT?] are good friends. Also. Syrinx is Ahriey's Gaurdian devil thing.)

I did! :D And Thats cool :3)

(I do... those are horrible...)

//looks down
dont mention bucket. please.

(here come the two popular questions

what does vinett's pj's and main boxers look like)

(Ahriey: -Sleeping alone and cuddles with a pillow- -Wakes up randomly- I WANT XREMEN TO BE MY PET UNICORN :D -falls ontop of her pillow and sleeps again-)

(pjs... hm. just any random shirt, and his pj pants are black with his blood colour-coloured stripes. His boxers are just like his pj pants, black with his blood colour-coloured stripes (horizontal stripes), although they do have his sign at the very top)

(Gry, YURFANTROLLSSOHOTHMMMMM?! t:Ut

(yOU THINK ALL MY TROLLS ARE HOT XD)

(....TCH N-...NOOOOO... .3.)

(Ahriey is now scared of him... greaaaat...)

(YEAH RIGHT XD)

(B-BAKA NYEEEH -Spazz-
Im becoming sleepy high.
Buckle ur SeatElfs. This will be a durpy ride XD
Mmm yas.)

Does Vinette hate Ahriey?

(Vinett* and yeah, i guess, since he doesnt like mutants)

SEAT ELFS WTF X'D
(casually comments while you're rping, or rather,were)

serebi: seat elfs. MAKES TOTAL SENSE. BUCKLE YOUR SEAT ELFS EVERYONE

bee: im tired wheres my loveleh matesprit

new look in leicster

that's where he is

go find him

Dabime: tHis guy is scAry...

Thank yo)-u. >:}

Dabime: it wasNt reAlly tHAt mucH {*}f A c{*}mplemeNt but y{*}ur welc{*}me i guess... *nervous*

Serbz: dont scare my moirail.

It's no)-t like I knew he was yo)-ur mo)-irail, so)- shut up.

*nervousness intensifies*

Serbz: dont be nervous dabime i'll make sure captain stupid doesnt hurt you.

I wo)-uldn't f.ucking hurt him anyway!

Headcanon: No one really gives a flying f.uck about Vinett. This upsets him. He wants a matesprit or moirail. But he'll never actually show how lonely he feels, he'll seem weak that way

Listen, Dabime, I do)-n't want to)- hate yo)-u just because yo)-u're my kismesis' mo)-irail. Hey, let's be friends, shall we no)-t? Heheh, I kno)-w I'm scary. But if I do)-n't hate yo)-u I can be a pretty co)-o)-l guy, y'kno)-w?

serbz: why do you hate me anyways ._.

Why do)- yo)-u hate me back

serbz: because...uh...i dunno i just do. plus you grabbed my bu.tt so i hate you more.

I grabbed yo)-ur b.utt because I'm s.exually attracted to)- yo)-u.

*rolls eyes*
then do something your se.xual attraction.

Dabime: {*}H, {*}kAy. *smiles*

((HOLY GOD THAT HEADCANON MAKES ME WANT TO CRY))

Do)- yo)-u even understand the definitio)-n o)-f kismesissitude?

He looks awesome! (Ik I said that before.. But it's freaking awesome!)

Dabime: {*}kAy tHis g{*}t AkwArd.

yeah i do ._.

//crosses arms

Then what is it

when you're attracted to someone se.xually but you hate them as well, and will always hate them. a kissmesi-too-lazy-to-spell forms when both trolls share the feeling.

im se.xually attracted to you too. you're se.xy. but i dont want you touching my bu.tt unless were hate pai-
*short attention span activate*
*touches the fluffles on his shirt*

i was wondering what this felt like o3o

Heh. It's fluffy, isn't it?

>u< its so fluffy!

*red mode can you tell?*

(brb)

It's like a miniature animal almo)-st. Nevermind, that was stupid.
//unbuttons his overshirt, takes it off, and gives it to her

There, mess with the fluff as much as yo)-u want. But remember to)- give that back, I like my o)-vershirt.

//burries face into his shirt fluff, then adorably puts on his overshirt which is too big

//then stares at his normal shirt blushing softly

Pff, wo)-w. Yo)-u lo)-o)-k stupid. :}

(isnt serebi older than him? he should be an aquarius and i believe that month is before serbz bday in august (my birthday)

if he's 17, turning 18 on his next birthday, and serebi is turning I8 on my birthday, then isnt she older?)

yeah i know. i dont look piratey enough to rock this style like you do.

it is warm though

(ha, yeah shes older XD)

...
I haven't taken this o)-ff aro)-und so)-meo)-ne since I was hurt here, but....
//takes off his eyepatch, a scar THROUGH his eye, and his eye is red (blind)
Want to)- put o)-n my eyepatch? Heh.

//stares at his injured eye for a while, before taking the eyepatch and putting it on

wh..what happened to your eye?

I go)-t in a fight with so)-me lo)-wblo)-o)-d, is all...

.......oh...

//kisses the scar underneath it gently

im sorry...

(headcanon: serebi bought vinett a pirate hat even though they both knew his horns would get in the way)

It's fine.

(aww hehe xp i actually know how it could work but it's hard to explain)

i...should give this stuff back now

//takes off his stuff, handing him the eyepatch, and snuggling the overshirt fluff before helping him put it back on

(staying on this account because cats)

Hm. So)-

...what happened to your ear fins?

//touches one, wondering if it flaps when touched like some seadweller's

*it flaps XD*

... O)-ther fights. They to)-re apart my go)-dd.amn fins.

.......
//kisses one of his fins and it probably flaps again and its adorable when it does

.....you shouldnt fight. i dont like it when others get torn up in fights. kismesis or not. just because i hate you doesnt mean i dont care, because i can love you as well.

you look amazing still, but im sure you were very handsome before your fights.

Eh, I didn't lo)-o)-k to)-o)- much different.

.....//not much to say so she unexpectedly cuddles him

*redrom cuddles yey*

*redrom cuddle*

KEYBOARDS ARE DIRTIER THAN TOILET SEATS BYEEE