nobody came to kiss my a.ss while i was gone

i was swimming in 60f degree weather at a party

fuvck

then i started freaking out today so i had to come home

i had a dream that my uncle was trying to use a really thick painbrush end as a dil.do on me.
i am seriously scarred for life.
but that must have something to do with fathers day.

i feel gross

sorry if my older sister reads this.

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HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!!!