adorable 0w0

[im really weird for thinking this
arent i..?]

((no no. you are not.
i think this is adorable aswell :> ))

yaaay v u v

Tavros: *sCREECH*

oh hell no
you go in th- HELL F.UCKIN NO
DONT YOU DARE JUMP ME
OH CRAP
SEND HEPL

Tavros: sCREEE

o-o scary face

-grabs the tav and holds back-
. x .
.....caught him?

i guesssssssssss 0x0?

Tavros: *wriggles around and screeches* *stabs you with tail* sCREEEEE

Sollux: *screech*

yep im done *rolls away* bye

thats my cue to abscond
-le abscondssss
even though im bleeding to death...
GREAT LOGICCCC-

@ED

Sollux: *confused screech*

yes? you ra-a-ang?

((*huggles Mintay* <3 ))

[[sorry i wasn't commenting,the internet at my mom's is cr.ap,i had to wait for my grandpa to fix it,sorry bout that ^.^"]]Ava:*crys*why Eridan...WHHHYYYY??!!

wwell
one day i wwas tryin somethin an
then tavv an sol got mutated or somethin
Tavros: *leaps on Eridan again*

wwHAT THE F.UCK DID I SAY TAVV

Ava:No Tavros...*rips of eridan*Shooooooooosh Tavi *pap pap*hugs*FRIENDSHIP :D*

Tavros: *very angry shrill*
Rufioh: *tackles Ava* *growl*

Ava:*SCREEEEEEE*ERIDAN,GET HIM OFF OF MEEEEEEEE :'V

Ow0
-walks back from abscond pokes ze sollux-

im gonna get k.illed now
no? Ow0........ @ED

PV: Sollux: *stabs you aswell* *sad scree*

AVA: *slaps Rufioh off*
Rufioh: *startled scream*

O KAT STIP PLEASD

((HAHA. I WILL NEVER STOP))

FINE
I SHALL COUNTER ATTACK

((*backflips off the planet* you cant make me stoooooooooooooooooooooooooop))

-Patted the solluxs head and falls back dead-

[THE ENNND

iguessidfk ;w;' -brickd for being a idiot-
also i kinda wanna draw this...

if thats okkkk oxo] @ED

((yes, it's ok to draw it.
CREDIT MEH))
*catches* better do somethin
wwhat do you think sol

Sollux: *scree*
ill get ya food later

I MADE YOU A PRESENT

((it made me giggle :> ))

-covered in blooD- WANT SOME

HURRAH -Turns into 2p!Eng.land- CUPCAKE"

AY DIOS MIO

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR 'SOCCER'

BEE: wwhAT THE HELL BEE

TP: ((:DDD))

-ANEURYSM RUPTURE-

-ANEURYSM RUPTURE- THAT'S WHAT ERIDUMB

oH S.HIT

-AGGRESSIVE HOMERUN- RAAJHG

WWHY ARE YOU BEIN SO MEAN

BECAUSE YOU'RE SO MEAN ERIDAN!!!! -STARTS CRYING-

HOWW AM I BEIN MEAN

BECAUSE YOU DID THIS TO THEM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

THEY WWERE GOIN TO DIE ANYWWAYS
WWAIT UNTIL ISAAK CLARK COMES
WWAIT UNTIL HE COMES

*hears stomping and grunting* hiDE SOL AN TAVV

YOU MONSTER
OH SHI-
-GRABS THEM AND HIDES IN CLOSET-

Rufioh: *shuffles around, grunting*
holy hell
*looks over and see's Kanaya //whoisalsomutated//* kAN
Kanaya: *screeches and Porrim runs in*

okay
hide them too
Mituna: 5CR33
him too

OKAYY
OKAY
OKAY
OKAY -HIDES THEM AL-

Isaak: *points plasma[idfk] cutter at Eridan*

DONT F.UCKIN USE THAT

HOLYFUDGINGHELLITHOUGTTHATSOLLUX'SEYESWERECREEPYENOUGH!
Now Tavros's eyes are creepy too!
*clings to eridan* RUN US TO FREEDOM!!! OAO
(I would actually do that for two reasons. 1, I have Athsma, and 2, I was born with weak legs. Bad combo)

NOOPE
-DRAMATICALLY JUMPS IN FRONT OF ERIDAN-

FT&BEE: ((*huggles both*)) hOLY HELL ON A PLATE BEE WWHAT ARE YOU TWWO DOIN

((OOP
I FORGOT TO DELETE BEE FROM THE WHOLE RESPONSE))

IM SAVING YOUR LIFE SUTH UP

pAp Why is everyone mutated!?

nOT EVVERYONE
AND BEE
GO AWWAY

Isaak: I'm looking for two slashers. Both have the same horns. They tried k.illing me but they ran off.

*holds ears* And why are you two yelling so loud!? qAq Do you want other mutated trolls to find us!?

Isaak: Jesus chri- HHHH *falls dead*
Psii: *Screeching* *stabs Isaak and pulls his head off*

*whimpering, wrapping my tail around my waist* QAQ

Psii: *swiftly moves towards the closet, breaking it open*

*screeches and climbs along the side and out onto the ceiling, hissing* NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! D:>

Sollux: *runs up to Psii*
Mituna: *HAPPY SCREE*

((OKAY, I GTG TO SLEEP.
BYE.))

*whispers* Psssst. Eri. ono Grab onto my tail, imma pull you up out of sight. *hangs tail to him*

(Awwwww night.)

*SCREAMING*

Tavros: *STARTLED SCREECH*

NO WAY BRO
hi taffy c:
can i pet him?

yea sure
he doesnt bite
Tavros: *confused scree*

WAAAIIITTT
if i get near him rufioh will attack me
you bas tard

its okay
i got him locked up
Rufioh: *DISTANCE SCREECH*