i once called you a b!tch, obviously joking but you got mad right away.

It's my favorite cartoon show now.

well sorry!
i did not mean to offend but i'll keep that in mind and be alert to what i say.

alright.

i find you quite interesting for a dumb baby.

i have many friends but most of the time i'm alone, since i moved from Lisbon i only got a few friends who i now rarely speak to.

100 YEARS

what?
no way, you have to tell me now!
i insist!

yep, i know.
i moved a lot, i went out of Lisbon to live in Oeiras (very close to Lisbon) when my parants divorced, then back to Lisbon and four years ago to Guimaraes.

so there were no friends and no family anywhere close.

xD

whaaaat?
no fu*king way, i'm nothing like Kakuzu!
well, i'm a hairy guy but other than that there's nothing i see in common.
what do you even see in him that reminds you of me?
you don't remind me of anyone.
well, you show how pervy you are sometimes and that reminds me a bit of a friend of mine.

i don't know.
i liked moving, when i moved here i liked the city.
if i was strong for anything it was to go to a school where everyone hated me and i hated everyone and still be able of ccontroling myself.
i was pretty much bullied everyday, i fought back of course.

YYYESSss

so what?
i see nothing similar between me and him.
at least you must get some attention.

i only hit after being physically attacked, i was actually better at fighting groups of 2 or 3 than one individual.
it's very rare for me to start a fight, i just deliver retribution.

i know but i don't understand.

you're a fighter by nature.
i never b!te, it's disgusting.
i once got bitten in the left shoulder, the mark was there for weeks.

holy cow!
i would not like to be sleeping near you.

you're no monster.
just try to stay calm, think about the situation or try to get distracted with other things.