I see y9u f9r what y9u are...

I always F.UCKING HAVE!

HE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY DUMBA.SS XD

except he got plastic surgery and looked really weird.

*ahem*

my mom found makeup tutorials that'll fix my facial features temporarily :V

*another ahem*

im mad at either evolution or god. whichever one made me black >:I

I KNOWWWWWW XD

I am angry

6ecause I f9rgive y9u.

I see a w9rld where we are all t9gether...

And it is s9

f.ucking

6eautiful.

im getting white or red glasses.

without the weird lenses that make my eyes hurt. just normal lenses.

God f.uck. I need to hug Signless.

nononononononoooooo
that video. i cry every time

F.uck...

f.uck f.uck f.uck f.uck f.uck f.uck F.UCK!!!

Y9u f9rced a m9ther t9 watch her s9n DIE!

i should get red glasses like serebi .O.

btw, the reason human!serebi is kinda tan, is because she's my persona, and im nowhere near white, but she has the skin tone that i had when i was younger.

i was like, almost white, and like kinda spanish looking

no stop signless noooOOOOOO DX

I have had a guardian wh9 t99k me in when n96ody else would and raised me to dream and hope!

your makin me cry ;-;

There was a thing with two pics

the one on the left-
A very young Signless crying, and Dolorosa holding him and kissing his head

The one on the right-
Dolorosa holding Signless, sobbing into his hair, as he sits there, dead, his wrists black from the burning cuffs

it made me cry

noooo stop i dont wanna cry. i cried already today ;-;

"Hey, I love you."

................

"Hey... I miss you."

I have a nice 6utt.

thing i just came up with based on the wispen and kallet relationships:

For several sweeps, they hated each other. The eldest would avoid each other at all possible. The descendants fought, and kissed, and fought some more. They had an attraction to each other, that they both hated. but the little ones changed tradition. A beautiful young female troll, and a handsome young male troll. They changed their family traditions, and they became soul siblings. they balanced each other out. their anscestors were horrified. but the descendands were even more devastated. how could they hate each other? and how could they get along so well?

by any chance did you get that from me?

or is that a quote thing?

WAIT ISNT THAT FROM TOSOTH?

what the shellfish pisces? XD

Heh

wHOAHO. IT WASNT MEANT TO BE FROM TOSOTH BUT IT IS WTF.

I tried to forget once.
I'm not doing that again.
Not to you.

I love you.

GOD, I LOVE BOTH ENDINGS SO MUCH IN DIFFERENT WAYS

No Sol, I'm dead.

Meulin has a nice 6utt t99.

its sadstuck because no longer can he admire his butt and think its nice. no longer can his brain process all of the senses that he had processed in the moment he thought his butt was nice. no longer can his mind process the thoughts that turned into his comprehension of having a nice butt. he didnt know that in only a few months, hed no longer be able to admire his butt. he didnt know that in only a few months burning cuffs would be around his wrists, and an arrow in his side. he was completely oblivious and ignorant to the torture he was going to endure in the future. he was happy in the moment he was admiring his butt, which no longer exists as a butt because dead bodies decompose. no longer does his nice butt exist. it once did, just like his hopes and dreams. but not anymore

at first im like serebi says that after aldous dies :V

then im like SOLLUX SAID THAT IN TOSOTH

when aldous died serebi said "this is what happens when you bond with someone. you fall in love, and it hurts more to lose them"

That's so weird. You take something funny and make it depressing
@Pisces

Just h(x)ld t1ght, y(x)u'll see me s(x)(x)n.

but i want to see you now...

i want to feel your touch...

when aldous died, serebi said this: "at least he'll finally be at peace...he'll be with zeriuc, and i'll be here...waiting forever to be with them"

are you like me? you purposely type up a random, somewhat lengthy comment in hopes of me responding by the time it's up? XD

headcanon: serebi hides her face alot when she wears her glasses for aldous. she thinks she looks ugly with them on.

which is weird cause /I/ think im ugly without glasses XD

yES

Aldous thinks she looks beautiful. (of course both with and without the glasses)

headcanon: serebi is afraid that aldous will replace her with zeriuc when they are all dead, because she died last.

shes always beautiful to him.

He won't. He probably will become afterlife moirails with Zeriuc but he could NEVER replace Serebi.
EVER.

ok good uOu

when she dies, serebi would meet aldous with the bIGGEST SEREBI HUG EVER. and she wouldnt let go

Aldous wouldn't know what to do though when Syntul dies (b/c remember they're moirails now XD)

and AWWWW.

would aldous just let her hug him to....second death, or try to pull her off after a while XD

He'd let her hug him, because he'd want to hug her forever too

i wanna sleep...
im so tired. like im all fuzzy...and i hafta go to church in the morning, and its impossible to stay up during church when i stay up late, and my mom only lets me nap in church if im sick. DX

but i also dont wanna go either.

i keep imagining this

aldous: y(x)u were my angel back (x)n altern1a....

n(x)w y(x)ur my /REAL/ angel ovo

headcanon: when serebi and aldous snuggle sleep, serebi wraps her legs around one of aldous', and he does it too after a while. they end up tangled together in to morning

Let me correct you to how he'd really type that

Y(x)u were my angel back (x)n Altern1a...

N(x)w y(x)u're my /REAL/ angel ovo

(capitalizing things in need of capitalization, and make 'your' 'you're')

AWW.

i dont grammar -0-

i hate church. not that i hate CHURCH, but i hate waking at 8 on a sunday just to go and listen to some dude talk for 2 hours -_-

headcanon: when serebi wont wake up, aldous covers her face with kissles. then she wakes up
>u<

aww X3

Something funny to imagine whenever you watch lush:
Matt is Mike and Nick is Gay!Gryphon.

kid logic: sees a teen go try to hug ONE kid, whole room runs to hug the teen

IT HAPPENED AT CHURCH XD

me: i have to say hi to someone

*goes to say hi to one kid*
*whole room runs to hug me* XD

omfg yes XD

imagine keikal and xremen doing the kissing challenge with that flavored lip stuff

XDDD

I HAVE A SUMMER JOB D:

NOOOOOOOOOO

BUT YESSSSSSS AT THE SAME TIME.

NO BECAUSE NOW IM STUCK AT MY MOMS CAMP ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY.

YES BECAUSE IM GETTING PAYED AND I CAN PROBABLY GET OMEGA SAPPHIRE IN NOVEMBER :D

headcanon: even though they went fluffy, neither bucket, nor srynix can resist an occasional bu.tt smack/squeeze

haha eue

"Lies could bring us close together"

sooooo what now?

idkkkkkkkkk

im playing a game on the wii. you train, race, and breed dogs and stuff. and i have a really pretty puppy named lily and this was since before i met you XD

she is the daughter of my two champions

and my champions are a dauchsund (sp?) and a shiba

so she's like a shiba colored dauchsund and she already has good stats cause of her parents

hahahahahaha

OKAY.
ONE LAST CHARACTER THAT'S GREAT AT SINGING.
VEXARE.
HE SOUNDS LIKE THE SINGER OF ONEREPUBLIC.

JHAZZE WOULD FANBOY OVER HIM IF HE HEARD HIS SINGING

BECAUSE I LOVE ONE REPUBLIC

headcanon: jhazze squealed the first time he heard vexare sing

OMG IF I CAN FIND A DUBSTEP REMIX OF A ONE REPUBLIC SONG IT'LL BE LIKE JHAZZE AND VEXARE MADE A SONG TOGETHER

WE NEED TO RP THAT, JHAZZE FINDING OUT HE'S GREAT AT SINGING. LIKE, HE'S SINGING MERCY. ALONE. LIIIKKKKEEEE HE JUST KINDA LIKED AN EARTH SONG HE HEARD AND TURNS OUT HE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THE SINGER.

yES IT WOULD

YES WE SHOULD WHO STARTS?

WAIT ONE THING
HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING:
VEXARE LIKES TO SING ALONE. SO HE'S OUTSIDE ONE NIGHT, SITTING BY A TREE, SINGING, SINCE NO ONES AROUND, HE THINKS, AT LEAST. BUT JHAZZE IS WALKING AROUND AND HEARS SINGING. HE GOES TO THE SOUND AND IT BE VEXARE, YO.

IT DOESNT MATTER WHO STARTS

I'LL START

jhazze: *taking a lil walk outside*

*Jhazze hears a sound coming from a tree thats not too far away*

*he looks up*

what is that?

*curiously heads twords the sound*

*someone is singing*

(imma type it in Vexare's quirk, although Jhazze doesnt know it's Vexare)

*it sounds like theyre at the chorus or something*

angel <>f mer<y
h<>w did y<>v find me
h<>w did y<>v pi<k me vp again

angel <>f mer<y
h<>w did y<>v m<>ue me
why am i <>n my feet again

Thinking: that voice is amazing.....it's...perfect...i wonder who it is...

*gets even closer to vexare*

*still singing*

*when he finally sees vexare he smiles*

wow...he's good...
*stays back for a while, before approaching him*

you sound amazing

*stops singing*

<>-
<>h

hi jhazze

*face goes a bit yellow from nervousness/embarrassment*

//jhazze blushes as well

....hey...you have an amazing voice uvu

...can you sing for me?

vvvhhhh
<>kay
d<> y<>v want t<> hear the s<>ng i was jvst singing,
<>r...

yes please

//sits beside him

sh<>vld i restart it?

if..you want to.

i just wanna hear your perfect voice uvu

//blushes a little more

...
//restarts

(i dont feel like typing it XD)

(i feel you XD)

//when he finishes, jhazze is blushing a bit more

i loved it <3

//kisses him sweetly

(I SET THE STOVE ON FIRE MAKING RICE eAe

i screeched and blew it out asap XD

EVERYONE KNOWS IM A FIRE TYPE XD)

//kisses back
//pulls away after a bit

thanks

(F1RE!)

(serebi: WATERRRRR.)

//smiles

i love you vexare

(FFFF11111RRRREEEEEE.)

i l<>ue y<>v t<><>

//hugs him, resting head on his shoulder

(WATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

fire hurts me ;-;)

//hugs back & purrs

(1t hurts me, t(x)(x).)

(Headcanon: Human!Vexare was sent to the princ.ipal at least 3 times a week for how he acts to the other students... and the teachers XD)

//leaves lil not-like-that neck kisses and purrs back

(it's not safe sweetheart u_u)

//idk what to do

(1 kn(x)w. 1 l1ke that ab(x)ut f1re)

//idk either so now vexare's ear is gettin nibbled.

(thats why i dont like fire...i want to protect you)

//pushes Jhazze away from his ear and bites Jhazze's nose

(F1re c(x)uld pr(x)tect pe(x)ple t(x)(x); y(x)u sh(x)uld l1ke 1t.)

(I'M F.UCKING CRAZY
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME)

//(CUTE GUY) giggles a little

//pulls away, then kisses vexare's nose

wow. your not being pis.sy. it's a miracle *teases*

(fire...fire could kil.l me...im afraid of it.)

//glares & growls

(Yes, but 1mag1ne 1f s(x)me(x)ne was try1ng t(x) k.1ll y(x)u... if I came al(x)ng, I c(x)uld firebend that guy t(x) Hell.)

(poor ash. i think im training her too hard. she keeps losing races so i put her into the most challenging training sessions ;-;

lily was a champion when i was done with her, but thats cause her parents were champs, so i didnt have to push her as much. Ash's parents aren't champs like lily's)

(....yeah....or i could stab them
*takes out ace and twirls it*

but i guess fire is ok...if i can stop crying/scream.ing)

//smirks
aww that was a compliment, dont take it so seriously!

(//spins around and creates a big fireball around himself)

//pushes Jhazze onto the ground, gets ontop of him and bites his neck (not like a vampire/rainbowdrinker bite, a small bite)

*hisses a little*

hey! what the fu.ck vexare??

(*instantly flinches back and screams a little*)

(//then he blows all the fire towards the walls with airbending, but he makes sure it doesnt hit her)

//sits up so hes like sitting on his tummy
//smirks
haha

(//she curled up and shes sniffling and crying in fear)

(i cry around fire too shoosh no judgies XD)

//struggles

get off you overgrown *whatever his lusus is*

(jhazze be blackromming XD)

(g2g bbl)

(...
Sh.1t

*random water poof*
*uses the water to burn out the fire on the walls*
*walks over to Serebi*
*gets on his knees snd tries to hug her*)

(Vexare's lusus is a giant moth)

n<>
*pins him down*

me: wow i ate way too much sh.it today i should stop
me: *eats packet of doritos*

why is no-one else on when i' on this is really akward *scurries off*

(*throws arms around aldous and cries into his shoulder*)

get oFFFFFFFFFFF VEXARE

(//rubs her back
(x)h G(x)d. 1 d1dn't mean t(x) scare y(x)u l1ke that. 1'm s(x)rry...)

//laughs
//floats off with psionics

(//she nuzzles him, and its hard for her to talk but she manages to say the three magic words.

i forgive you)

jacka.ss -_-

(//smiles sadly and puurs quietly)

//laughs again and pulls him up too with his psionics

(purrs* not puurs)

(look at Aldous' comment on Heta's comic page XD)

(i did, i was like WTF? XD)

(//she calms down a little, and her voice is really quiet, so its hard to hear, but she says

"i told you i was scared of fire....")

//crosses arms

you bit me. now you wanna play around? really? -O-

it wasnt that hard <>f a bite
gr<>w vp

(*hugs tighter*
1 kn(x)w. 1'm s(x)rry, 1...
1'm an 1di(x)t.)

(bbs, dinner)

(guuuurl tell me whatcha ate :p

you'll never guess what i had.
hint: it was chicken ._.)

(*nuzzles him* no your not...it's ok...)

but still!

*since dey be floating, he kinda flies over to vexare and hate kisses him, but that doesnt last long and the kiss is sweeter*

(i had a hamburger with french fries and this thing that idk how to spell :p)

(//silent)

//floats back downwards (he does bring Jhazze down as well)

*jhazze pulls away*

....so... why did you bite me?

(i want a hamburger but nOOOOOOO. MY FAMILY FORGOT WHAT FOOD WAS.)

(//kissles his chin and wipes away tears

it's fine. im ok.)

(dude. im dead serious. adopt me so i can eat other shi.t again e_e...AND I CAN HAS POKER MIX XD)

it was jvst a little bla<kr<>m ne<kbite, jeez

(//still silent)

(*GIVES YOU A HAMBURGER*)

(OMG IF MY FAMILY ADOPTED YOU WE WOULD BE SEMI-SISTERS XD
but thats never gonna happen XD)

(I WISH. AND THEN WE CAN DO A SHARED DRAWING THINGY >:D

AND I CAN HAS HAMBURGER.)

(*noms burger*)

(we'll be semi-sisters if we ever met anyways. cause i made you my online sister so if we met then yeah XD)

//laughs a little and kisses his cheek

well im dumb XD

(//strokes his hair

speak to me....im fine...please?)

(my mom has no right to blame me for not having my camera.

she isnt allowed to blame me until i get a frickin burger. or at least some pizza -_-)

y<>v are.

(//silent because he doesnt know what to say)

(btw, i have been super curious lately so dont be surprised if i keep asking what you ate XD)

(?)

//flips him off >:V

(.....//hugs him tightly)

(okay XD)

//laughs again

(//doesnt hug back at first, but then he does)

(oops.

lemme explain.

i used her camera. alot. and she thinks i lost it, but i always put it back. she blamed me cause she thought i lost it. i said she wasnt allowed to blame me for jack sh.it until i got food. but i didnt tell her that. i'd be dead XD)

(dont let go, i need you u_u)

(omg so i practiced drawing dialga (pokemon, not that one character i had) because sooner or later, if i ever continue that motivation kil.ler of a comic, i'd have to draw dialga. several frickin times.

so i drew dialga on paper, and it was PERFECT. im like HOLY SHOOT.

so yeah, i can draw legendaries if i try hard enough XD)

(//gives her a not-that-kind of neck kiss and starts purring again)

(ha XD)

(//after a while she smiles and purrs very very softly)

(almost forgout about jhazze and vexare)

*jhazze climbs onto vexare's shoulders*

to your hive, moth boy. giddyup.

(headcanon: vexare sings jhazze to sleep when he aint in a pis.sy mood)

(//hasnt said anything this whole time, and if she saw his face, he'd look like he was near tears. he has a lump in his throat (like before you cry))

//struggles to get him off

gET <>FF ME.

(oh my gosh i feel bad, just cause aldous feels bad)

(//she looks at him
dont cry....it's ok...i promise..
//kisses his nose)

//smirks

now you know how i feel. onward!

(//pushes himself away from her and stands
//runs off)

GET THE FV<K <>FF

(*SOBS*
I CAN NEVER
/EVER/
//EVER//
GET OVER TOSOTH.
///EVER///
WHENEVER I WATCH THAT AMV I FEEL LIKE CRYING AND IT ALL RUSHES BACK TO ME.
I CAN'T.
GOD, F.UCK...)

(//watches him run off, about to cry again
//then she stands, and goes to her own hive
//and she cries in her respite block)

//jumps down

fine grumpy, i'll carry you.
//picks him up bridal style XD

(im gonna force all my HS friends to read TOSOTH)

(in other words, just destiny and rachel XD)

(I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
I WILL REREAD TOSOTH.)

(AND THIS TIME I'LL KNOW ABOUT FEVER DREAM OR WHATEVER...)

//pushes away from him, and uses his psionics to keep from falling to the ground

N<>
JVST ST<>P

-O- getting a little hate lovey are we?

//glares at him and walks off

(I REMEMBER HOW I FOUND TOSOTH TOO.

Me: *trying to find random fanfics to read*
*clicks on something*
*something about TOSOTH*
*cant read it on that site because dumb 3DSs*
*looks up The Other Side of the Heart on google*
*ON FANFICTION.NET*
*READS*
*LOVES IT SO MUCH*)

(flip.
gotta showeerrrr)

(aww k. and sorry mom was being nosy.)

(serebi is worried as frick about aldous. she's not eating again)

jhazze: vexareeee ;-;
*shrugs and goes home*

(Aldous is sitting in a corner in his respite block, hugging his knees and thinking "I wasn't there when Zeriuc was k.illed, and I just made my matesprit terrified and cry. God f.ucking sh.it, why do I exist. Why do I do these things. I can never get over myself. I just sit in corners and wallow in my self pity until someone cheers me up. That's all my life is.")

(but serebi forgives him ;-;)

(fire and wispens are a no-no.)

(serebi is thinking things like "aldous wont forgive himself and it's all my fault. im a weakling. a coward. why cant i be brave like my ancestors? im pathetic. i keep hurting everyone")

("I just want to die," he thinks, "I can't take living on this planet anymore.")

(BAD SLEEPING HABITS. WE WERE MARRIED. THEN WE WERE DIVORCED. BABYYYY COME BACK D:)

(i swear if aldous kil.led himself, serebi would make sure both her daggers went through her own heart. she wouldnt even think about living anymore.

and keikal would be devastated.)

("I can't f.ucking take it. No matter what I'm doing, I'm always thinking about s.uicide... I just haven't had the strength to do it yet.")

("i'm alone again, and losing my mind. im not strong enough to keep going")

("I just wanted to be at least one troll with a perfect life.")

("if you let go of the past, and look forward to the future, you wont feel as broken on the inside, and you'll have the strength to push on")

(check your email in a sec)

(k. i sent you pics)

(i sent you pics. check your email when you can)

(excuse me for a moment, im changing my system time so i can mega stone hunt)

(Imagine: (has to be Humanstuck) Aldous and Serebi are at the prom, and one of Aldous' bullies come over and start insulting him/Serebi. That bully is a girl and came to the prom with no date. Imagine Aldous saying: "F.uck y(x)u, because unl1ke y(x)u, 1 actually have a pr(x)m date, and guess what, she's prett1er than y(x)u, and n(x)t a b.1tch-a.ss-h(x)-sl.ut. *sweet smile* *walks away*)

(aldous. that was perfect.

serebi would give the sweetest grin possible to the bully and hold aldous' hand as they walk away)

(TODAY IS SPECIAL GUESS WHAT TODAY IS)

(and what if that bully was one of serebi's old "friends" that she ditched because they hated aldous)

(I NEED ONE MORE FOLLOWER <:D)

(TODAY IS MONDAY!)

(Who knew
that two people
that used to hate eachother
so much

could
in just months
share a love
so strong?)

(^ Guess what inspired me to type that XD)

(WRONG. WELL YES. BUT IT'S TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY <:D)

(hmmmm DORA THE EXPLORER?

no jk TOSOTH XD)

(YES,,,
TOSOTH F.UCKIN' BROKE ME, MAN.
IT HURT.

AND I KNEW IT WAS TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY.)

(NO YOU DIDNT X'D)

(STARTING TO REREAD THE BEST FANFICTION IN EXISTENCE

bbs dinner)

(NOT LIKE THAT, IDIOT. I HAD A FEELING IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY /KNOW/)

(OH. LOL XD)

(eww wtf.

me: *takes anubis out of my bag of stuffed animals*

anubis: *smells like period blood*

me: EWW WHAT THE FU.CK?

and there was no red time ANYTHING anywhere near my stuffed animal bag e_e)

(EWW.)

(2OO 2OO 2OO 2OO 2OO
AAAAAAHSMMWLW,FLWPW

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS BROKE ME
;U;)

(btw.....the question you've been expecting...

*drumroll*

WHATCHA ATE.
you'll never guess what i ate.

steak ;U; for once in my life....my family heard my plea)

(i hAD PIZZA HUT YOHOOOOO)

(YOOOOO LUCKY)

(headcanon i had at walmart: serebi is really good at moving her hips which makes her hoola hoop champ. her and aldous have contests, and thats the only thing she can easily beat him in)

(another headcanon: if xremen met anubis, they'd get along pretty well)

(and another: one of the only games serebi could potentially beat aldous in is super smash brothers)

(im boss at that game, so serebi is too XD

i be taking down everyone as link/pokemon trainer/pikachu/lucario XD)

(nOPE. NOBODY CAN BEAT ALDOUS IN ANY VIDEO GAME. HES A MASTER AT THEM ALL.)

(>:U)

(but when i was in 5th grade, kelvin was my aldous. i couldn't beat him at all until i stopped just hitting random buttons and learned how to play. i became super smash GOD.

nobody could beat me unless they were kelvin, who was the previous champ. we had equal skill in the game. nobody knew who would beat who.

every time i picked lucario, everyone who was playing with us had an "oh sh.it" moment cause they knew they were sc'rewed XD)

guess the he.ll who

(XDD)

(it was like
two teams, two on each team.
me and kelvin were always on the same team unless it was an individual match.

so it was whoever won the last of the 3 rounds kept playing. me and kelvin picked stupidly weak characters. on the last round, we scr.ewed EVERYONE with lucario and link XD)

(on individual matches, we'd beat everyone first, then try to beat eachother)

(thats why i said serebi could possibly beat aldous cause thats the only game besides mario kart (which serebi sucks at compared to aldous) that i can smash EVERYONE in XD)

( brb)

Hint: it starts with an m and ends with an aple

(oh hi moccachino)

(btw, time to switch *hands you jaspers and takes bec*)

(Keikal has a question for xremen: wHy arE you so pErfECt.
iaminnowaypErfECt)

(aerlis needs a moirail.)

(headcanon: serebi actually died sooner than she should have after aldous died because she couldnt even bring herself to eat a nibble of anything. she felt like anything she ate, she'd throw up because of the sadness raging in her stomach)

oh dear you are not very good at this game are you

*gives you bec* *hugs jasperds*
THEY MUST BE SO CONFUSED,BLESS THEM

(hey maple X'D)

(*huggles doggy boy*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeec ovo)

who is maple i am pedro

(to make it less confusing, i put who i have in my description)

(WTF X'D)

(gotta draw somefin for school. bbs)

ok hasta luego

I HAS A KITTEN :D My asian mom found leh kitten in her Asian garden

(OH MY GOD THERE WAS A SNAKE IN MY BATHROOM e_e

i hit it with a shovel like 30 times, and poured bleach on it, and it wouldnt die e_e

it was a small snake though.)

poor snake.

it was eeeeviiiilllll

i was listening to pokemon remixes

theres 2 i want you to hear

they are both by Glitchxcity
the first one is Lavender town remix (it wont hurt like the normal song XD)

and: Primal dialga remix (first one not V. 2)

oh and i didnt wanna kil'l it XD

i was just freaked that it was in my bathroom

i'm like *screams* oh its a snake :D

grandma: *yells from outside the door* KIL.L IT D:

me: but i wanna save it DX

grandma: KIL.L ITTTTTTT DX

me: fine. *thinking* paranoid much?
*goes to get le shovel, hits it over and over, pours bleach on it, throws it outside, and hits it again till it's dead*

r.i.p: mini version of ilinay's lusus XD

did you see my headcanon up there? and is xremen gonna answer keikal's question?

asdfghjkl:[]

yes i saw the headcanon, why is that? (why would they get along)

and he might but he isnt here atm

DINNER AGAJCNHU

not that headcanon, it's a few comments up xD

And because they both be jackals.

and you know what question im gonna ask

Oh yeah I saw that one too ;-;

I ate beef vegtable stew *v*

NO ONE IS RESPONDING I. HAVE. A. KITTEN.

that sounds so good .O.

virtual stew please? XD

me asking what you ate might teach me what food is. when i re-learn what food is, i'll teach my mom so i can eat

OMG SO. MY MOM IS GONNA PAY ME FOR WORKING AT HER SUMMER CAMP, AND I MIGHT MAKE ENOUGH TO BUY OMEGA SAPPHIRE, AND A BIT EXTRA SO I CAN SAVE UP TO BUY A PURPLE 3DS

SO I MIGHT HAVE TO GO PRETTY OFTEN. AT LEAST I CAN STAY UP LATE :D

wanna ask questions/talk to one of my fantrollzies?

idrk.

rereading tosoth is awesome. like, some things that didnt sadden me or make me happy at first is now.

like "making sure he wasn't about to go into cardiac arrest."
i had to stop and feel sad for a while.
and i keep feeling so happy when Sollux is being a d.ick to Eridan, because i know that they just end up becoming adorable boyfriends

im not gonna reread it. too much effort

headcanon: keikal seems to look smaller when he's hurt/scared

Headcanon: Since some people's bodies make them laugh to cope with stress, after Zeriuc died, for a while Aldous would just laugh and laugh and laugh.

;-; serebi is still worried since aldous ran out like that

serebi wants more than anything, to cuddle with aldous and let him know that anything he does, he's forgiven for, and she loves him, and that he's still perfect to her.

the song let her go would fit serdous if they broke up.

i'll be on /LATE/ late tonight. grandma be bit.chin, moms gonna try to take my ds, but i'm gonna hide it, and i'm probably getting hit for something stupid ._.

i hate my family. no i dont have a real family. your my family and i love you. not like that though ._.

WTF WE JUST GET BIG A.SS SPIDERS IN OUR BATH

Also y u get hit that's terrible :c

read Fever Dream again. I think that Fever Dream is just a dream Sollux had about Eridan.... but I won't fucking believe that. I read Fever Dream aloud to practice voices, and I started crying happy tears over how cute it was.
Please help, I just can't get over TOSOTH.

I will never, ever, EVER, get over TOSOTH, I swear. I just can't- it's too sad but so adorable at once, God... Plus how it had all my favourite things there could be in a fanfiction.
Sadstuck, fluff, Not too detailed NSFW, etc...
Plus it was super interesting and not your original Homestuck fanfiction. Goddddddddddddd. TOSOTH EriSol is the only EriSol I ship and I ship it way too hard...

on my comment that started with "read" it wasnt the "read" pronounced like "reed" it was the "red" one

god i have to wait like two hours before getting my ds from my dads
i wANT TO DRAW TOSOTH THINGS

mooooooo

oh! check your email ovo

i suddenly wanna talk to xremen.

why? my brother is watching a lil kids show called guess with jess, and every character has a british accent.

that sounds like a jolly good show

iT'S POSTMAN PAT'S CAT HOLY SH.IT

wat? XD

IT WAS THIS SHOW I USED TO WATCH ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS LITTLE XD

but this guess with jess cra.p is terrible it's s O CHEESY

oh XD

i looked up postman pat, and i saw this cartoon guy with jess and i'm like THATS JESS OMG .O.
since when did jess get his ow show? the songs from guess with jess are so catchy X'D

and jess is so adorbz XD

Cartoon? From what I remeber it was stop-motion with these little woden models but they probaly made a more modern series ovo
Why is your brother watching it in the first place? XD

HE'S LIKE....ONE YEAR OLD YOU DURP MONSTER XDDD

oh a stop motion.... guess with jess is a cartoon so eh XD JESS IS SO CUTE XD

OH I THOUGHT HE WAS OLDER THAN YOU XD

Yeah jess is a cute lil' kitty >u<

i watch dragon tales shhhhhshshshshshshshshshshshhhhhh XD

EVERYONE WHO'S NOT BRITISH WANTS A BRITISH ACCENT XD

idk what dragon tales is but it sounds cool XD
my friend is obssesed with dragons she draws them 24/7

it's a baby show from when i was like 3.

it was my childhood XD
it's american. you probz havent heard of it, like i havent heard of postman pat XD

yeeeee

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD?
PINGU XD

PINGU IS SO FAB

WITH THEM BADASS NOOT NOOTS XD

NOOT NOOT

GOTTA GO. BYE NOOT NOOT

me too hahaha XD
adios

GOD DAMMIT TECHNO THIS IS THE 3 RD TIME I TRIIIIED TO FUCKING TELL YOU, but NOOOOOO! I HAVE A MOTHER. FUCKIN. KITTEN

I bet ull be lazy to even read this. OH MY FUCKING GLOB!

i got hit :D
didnt hurt this time.

ithinki'mbise.xualholyshethelp ;-;

and i obviously have my ds!

^ And why is that so

(your profile description)
SPOILERS MUCH

IM SORRY BUT I COULDNT KEEP IT IN

ithinkihaveacrushondestiny ;-;
thankgodshesbisoshewontfindthatweird

This is a stupid question but are you sure? Like certain it's a proper /crush/?

i think so ;-;
im so scared ;-;

It's probably not a crush. Like, a real one. You could just think she's attractive but not actually like her.
Like, imagine kissing her.
Would you want that?

no ;-;????

yeeeee I have nothing else to say

WAIT YES I DO THERE WAS A DUDE IN A GOLD SUIT WITH A HORSE FACE MASK THINGY ON IN THE GYM BECAUSE IT WAS YEAR 13 MESS UP DAY XDD

Hello and no one is here

imagine xremen picking up pet!keikal and then sitting down with him, and pet!keikal curled up in his lap and went to sleep purring

imma play PMD explorers of time for the nostalgia

Hi KariI have two fantrolls now aurora Pluson (I made her by mixing Plusle and Minun isn't it original)

I am alone again so I might go back to devianart were my friend is on I asked him a question so I need to see if he replies

the day my mom said I could go on the computer you aren't here that sucks

my pmd team <3

Leader: female meowth, name: Bee

partner: Male cyndaquil (typhlosion is boss), name: Duo

team name: Team Forever
<333

A TO THE F.UCKING WW.

ikr??

thats the first time i've ever gotten meowth as a leader though holy crap.

it was like "you are the relaxed type blah blah, so you would be a meowth" i almost threw my ds like HOLY HELLA YEAH cause i didnt even know meowth was in the game as a team choice XD

XDD

"Go m.asturbate into a cup and cry about how you'll never find love again, for all I care."

m.ASTURBATING INTO A CUP

ok sadstuck idea: serebi went to aldous' hive, and stopped at his respite block door. she heard him talking to himself and recollecting memories of zeriuc when he was her matesprit. serebi gets heartbroken and feels less important to him because she wasn't his first and he didnt tell her. so he finds out she was there right as she was gonna run away and sh.it happens from there idk.

WAS THAT FROM TOSOTH? X'D

I SWEAR I SAW THAT IN TOSOTH X'DD

he wouldnt just find out she was theerrreeeee
his door would most likely be closed and hed be too wrapped up in his thoughtssssss

aND YES IT WAS FROM TOSOTH XDDD

then she'd walk in and stare at him with a hurt expression

then get his attention and say something then stuff

okie ovo'

who starts yoooo

btw. I'M ON SUMMER BREAK. NO MORE HIDING FOR MEEEE

I CAN STAY UP LATE AND STUFF

i have a karkatty ovo

i went on this site called pokeheroes and joined it, and i found a karkat vantas on dere and we talked (it's a she btw) and we became quick besties and i became her sollux/mituna because she already had a sollux so now she has two sols except she hates the number two cause it haunted her whole life *idk*

but i'm sollux and i have a karkat XD

and ii fiinally learned 2ollux'2 quiirk

*i start*

//serebi walks up to aldous' door and automatically tries to open it, forgetting to knock

//and she finds that it's open.

(i didnt make her knock cause i knew i was gonna get a *no answer* so eh X'D)

(hey dere. you alive muchacha?)

(btw. i'm not bi ;O; i was worried for a while)

(welllll....brb? gonna play pmd and be back in a bit while i wait for you to revive?)

(what wonderful, wonderful death2.
and youre not doiing hii2 quiirk riight iif you dont do punctuatiion, 2o yeah.)

(f.uckin pitiful landdwwellers)

*Aldous not in sight*

(i do punctuation on PH. im just too lazy here)

(CUTE DRAWING IDEA INSPIRED BY PMD

bee and duo in their evolved forms, looking lovingly at each other and it says "the future couldn't separate us, because we are forever")

(if...you played the game that would make so much more sense and be way cuter than that already sounds. i could explain if you want XD)

*she suspects he's in his respite block, cause he's always there*

*when she gets to his door, she pauses, hearing him talking*

*inches closer and tries to listen to what he's saying*

*hes quietly talking to himself, saying things like...*

1 remember when we were matespr1ts, heh...
When we...
...
When we k1ssed......
1t was f.uck1ng amazing, even th(x)ugh I wasn't sure what t(x) d(x) s(x) y(x)u taught me.
(x)ne (x)f the best m(x)ments (x)f my life...
And I remember just giving each(x)ther sweet little kisses.

I th(x)ught we...
w(x)uld be........
f(x)rever.

I... I feel like the "F(x)rever and Always" thing I have with Serebi...
Is just a c(x)ver, (x)r whatever the f.uck, s(x)mething t(x) fix my first (x)ne that was br(x)ken.

I feel as if n(x)ne (x)f what Serebi and I have n(x)w is real.

Even th(x)ugh she d(x)esn't kn(x)w y(x)u and I used t(x) be matesprits.

...

I just wish y(x)u'd c(x)me back...

(I always smile at this in Fever Dream:
"He was chased inside so fast that earmuffs and a left boot never made it through the door.")

(oh my god my heart literally crumbled when i saw what aldous said)

//looks down at the ground

thinking: he and zeriuc were....i wasn't his first kiss?....he...he doesn't want me anymore does he?...am i just a replacement, to cover the scar in his heart?.......

he....he wants a forever and always with zeriuc....he doesnt want me....

*gently pushes the door open, and steps inside*

.........so none of this is real is it?
i mean nothing to you anymore?...

(she feels like she wasnt important at all now, and that zeriuc is his real everything and forever and always. she feels that if zeriuc came back, he'd ditch her because she was just a cover up)

//ears go upwards somewhat, showing his attention has been put on Serebi. his eyes also widen. hes sitting against a wall

... Wh....... What? Sereb1?
1 d1dn't kn(x)w y(x)u were...

//gives him a tired/hurt look

you love zeriuc more than me....she is your forever and always.....

we've been through so much together....but now i'm just....a replacement?....i thought...i thought you...

//turns away and voice cracks
i thought you loved me....

(oh btw, fawn got a kitten ovo

it's so durpy looking in the pic she sent me XD

it's a girl, and her name is chloe and they found her in their garden so they kept her.)

//okay, that. that practically makes his already f.ucked up heart sh.atter

//silent for a while
...........
1... 1 d(x) l(x)ve y(x)u...
1 sa1d 1 /felt/ like it was just a-*trails off*

//her voice is barely above a whisper

you wanted to be forever and always with zeriuc....if...if she was still alive...i wouldnt be yours....we wouldnt be.....

*tears are rolling down her cheeks*

i love you so much...but...i've always just been a patch....

*she covers her face and runs out crying*
i've really fu'cked up this time, why do i love to easily? i knew i'd have to face this pain....so why do i let him in as if it would never happen?

i'm just a replacement...i'm only here because she's gone and if she wasn't i wouldnt have known love!

(holy carp im crying)

//he starts to get up to go after her. but he quickly stops. theres no point.

//he knows theyre nothing now, he knows the way Serebi ran out crying meant theyre nothing, and theres nothing he can do to fix that. she was right, she probably wouldnt matter if Zeriuc hadnt been k.illed. theyd be nothing.

//"We were never really anyth1ng and we never w1ll be." he thinks.

//God, he hates himself. Why, why did he just always f.uck things up.

//all the f.ucking time.

//hes just some nerdy a.ss idiot and all he ever does is f.uck things up that he tries to keep stable.

//like his and Serebi's relationship. Even him, himself.
Things are splitting at the seams,
and his whole world is tumbling down.

("Red wine
and sleeping pills
Help me get back to your arms.

Cheap s.ex
and sad films
Help me get where I belong.

I think you're crazy,
maybe.
I think you're crazy,
maybe.")

(oh my god no serdous cant be over ;-;)

(BEST FIRST NIGHT OF SUMMER BREAK EVER *sarcasm all the way to space*)

//when she reaches her own respite block, she breaks down

//crumbling to her knees in front the door

//she knows she means nothing to aldous, and that she lost him. she lost everything.

//she wants him back, but she could never bring herself to ask for another chance

//she's broken. she wants another chance. begging to find out if she could be better so that he'd actually love her

//she wonders if it was her fault.

//and she feels like alternia had split in two, and aldous is on the opposite half of the planet

//she opens her husktop and clicks on his name

//stares at the empty chat log for a while...

//then types

"if i could take my own life and bring back zeriuc i would....if it made you happy"

"if...if your happy, thats all that matters"

//he had been standing, staring blankly into nothing as she ran out in tears.

//his legs become weak and they start to tremble horribly, however, and he collapses onto himself

//he lays on the floor, hugging his knees, completely expressionless. no thoughts are running through his mind, hes actually nothing without Serebi. Sure, pff, he's extremely heartbroken without Zeriuc, but without Serebi, he just cant work. he himself cant function.

//what he said to himself came out wrong, and Serebi heard it.

//she. f.ucking. heard it.

(Why's Serebi feel like this? Like, think of TOSOTH. If Aradia never died, she and Sollux would be married and Eridan would mean nothing to Sollux.
But, Aradia died, and Sollux met Eridan. And of course Sollux still missed Aradia and probably recollected memories of her, but he and Eridan got together at some point, and Sollux's everything went from Aradia to Eridan.

bUT THEN ERIDAN F.UCKING...
HE...
AND SOLLUX...
*SOB.*)

//Aldous' husktop is open on trollian, but he pays no attention whatsoever to the little noise signalling he got a message

(she feels like this cause it makes sadstuck more sad)

//she backs away from her husktop

//and she curls up in a corner, her eyes wide, but her pupils small

//she's not even crying anymore, she just...lost it

//she wishes she could fix this

//but she doesnt know how. and she probably cant

//she remembers some of the stuff he said

//how he said when he and zeriuc kissed, it was one of the best moments of his life. she remembers how he said zeriuc taught him how to kiss.

//then she starts saying stuff out loud like
"what about our kiss?...was that as special as his...first kiss?....she taught him...just like he taught me...he taught me everything he could....

but he couldnt teach me certain things without zeriuc...would it b best if she just came back and i was pushed out of his life?

....i loved him since i was a wiggler...but he never felt the same?..

//he lays there on the floor, tears are str.eaming down his face, despite his expressionless face and thoughtless mind

//He did love you, Serebi. He's laying on the floor crying but he doesn't feel it. He feels out of his body, Serebi. He feels like this isn't happening. But yet he doesn't notice it. He feels dead, like he just withered away without you. And you didn't even stop to ask anything else. You just accepted the false fact that he never loved you and ran out crying, but he's broken now, and you don't even know.
Congratulations.

//well she knows now cause she saw that comment, and now she feels like sh.it

this is all my fault....i have to go back...

will he accept me? i dont know...but i have to try...

*she spends hours making something special to make up for a mistake she made in a previous rp*

*then she goes back to aldous' hive and opens his respite block door slowly, in fear of getting a fireball thrown at her or something*

aldous?...i..

*loses it right there and then*

i'm so sorry! i shouldn't have run out like that... i....i need you more than anything!....please....take me back...give me another chance....i know your other forever is no more...but i want to be your new forever! i want to be a part of your heart..

//she holds the thing behind her

//He just lays on the floor. He still feels like nothing. He makes no sign of a response to what Serebi just said

//she kinda crawls up to him, setting the thing to the side

//and she rests her hand on his cheek

this is all my fault...i'm such a fu.ck up....i'm sorry...
//she kisses his forehead and sits there beside him

//he jerks as he suddenly feels conscious again, looks at Serebi, and almost instantly pushes himself into a corner and hugs his knees again

no aldous...i'm sorry...i need you back in my life...because no matter what happens, i still love you...

//he just hugs his knees tighter and hides his face in his knees

please look at me....i want to fix this....

//he doesnt look at her

(daaaaam.n im suddenly starving XD)

i'll....be...out here....

//picks up the gift she made for him and sets it down on his desk or whatever

//whenever he decides to look at it, he sees that she tried her hardest to remake the frame that she broke, even though it's not as good as the one zeriuc made

//this one in between the two colors, she but that half heart half diamond thing

//and on the back she wrote "i was wrong. i see now that you have enough room in your heart to love us both. and we both love you too"

//then she sits outside of his respite block, against the wall

//after a little while, he looks at it and smiles. hes crying again but smiling.
//he quickly leaves his respite block and looks for wherever Serebi is

//oh
//he hugs her

//at first shes shocked and doesnt hug back

//but then she hugs him tightly and smiles a little, tears forming in her eyes

(i imagined this, no quirk:

serebi, i love you. even thought my first kiss wasnt with you, you were my first for a few other things. you were my first friend, we both had our first time together...and you'll always be my first, and only serebi)

(oMG.)

//Aldous says what you typed to her

(what the jesus? i typo so much. i re-looked at that comment and was like yOOOOO TYPOS)

//hugs him tighter

i'll do my best to make THIS forever and always as happy and amazing as possible.
and if i mess up, let me know and i promise i'll make it better.

...did you...like my present?

N(x). That's why 1 came (x)ut here sm1l1ng l1ke an 1di(x)t and hugged y(x)u.

*smile gets bigger and hugs him again*

i'm sorry it's not as good as zeriuc's...

(did i tell you bout the time me and my friend were toasting marshmallows, and i accidentally bit into one that was still on fire? XD)

(i want this rp to turn really fluffy. i'm in a fluffy mood now.

PET ME I'M A FLUFFY KARI)

(two adorbz things to imagine: imagine wiggler!serebi crawls up to aldous, and aldous picks her up. then wiggler!serebi licks aldous' nose and squeals happily.

then: (nowhere near christmas lol) on christmas morning, serebi pulls aldous under the mistletoe and they share a tender and loving kiss)

1t's amaz1ng n(x) matter what 1t l(x)(x)ks l1ke. Because y(x)u made 1t.

(no? XD)

(aww X33333)

//begins to purr

then i'm glad you like it uvu

//gets up and pulls aldous back into his respite block

//then grabs a pillow and a blanket and makes a lil bed

//and curls up under the blanket, looking expectantly at him

(sadstuck always ends in cuddles. why? XD)

(AND YEAH. IT FU.CKIN BURNED

destiny (not the TEF one): wait kasia it's sTILL ON FIR-

me: hmm? *nom*
.....O_O OWW WHAT THE FFFF
*spits it out and runs to get something to drink while screa.ming "MY TONGUE. IT BURNS"

destiny: *laughing at me*

me: YOUR SUCH A JERK XD

destiny: THANKS I KNOW XD)

(wow. im sleepy. i need to get my bad sleeping habits back, cause now i'm not used to it.

brb, listening to some Glitchxcity remix to waken me up)

//goes over and lays under the blanket with her, cuddles her closely and purrs

(BACK. I'M AWAKE NOW)

//she snuggles as close as possible to him, and relaxing her bpdy so that she's not tense. practically limp

(ah mah gahd. Glitchxcity is like. pokemon remix queen. her lavender town remix is yes. her primal dialga V.1 remix is yes. her giratina remix is yes. her game corner remixes are yes. all her music is yesssssssssss.

and ik it's a her cause she did the cinnamon challange in a vid.)

YOU HAVE SUCH LONG HOLIDAYS OMG

(blugh?)

(homeschoolers get out early)

(idk what to say for the rp)

Aww lucky
I get out end of june and most schools have holidays start of july

Hello i am sick

Oh dear I hope you get well soon :c

(headcanon: how human!aldous ended up proposing to human!serebi.

after they made up, aldous wanted to do something special to show serebi he truly loved her. he used the cooking skills serebi taught him to prepare a nice dinner, because going out to a resturaunt wouldn't have as much heart to it. after they finished, aldous took serebi outside to watch the stars. after a while he kissed her and smiled, tearing up emotionally and said "serebi, i love you very much....and i want to spend eternity with you. i want you to know that you hold me together, and you are a special place in my heart....serebi wispen...will you marry me?"

and serebi emotionally broke down crying, and accepted. aldous placed the ring on her finger and they kissed slowly and passionately, both of them drowning out the rest of the world and focusing only on the other)

(tHAT IS WONDERFUL.
YES, JUST YES.)

(isnt it? ;v;)

(brb ._.)

(headcanon: serebi has weird sleeping habits. not only does she talk in her sleep, but she ends up hugging aldous' face, with the rest of her curled around his head

XD)

(it would be hard for Aldous to breathe like that XD)

(he'd pry her off XD)

(my grandma oh my fu- ._. rrrgh

ruining my summer break already with her constant nagging)

(ugh, wow. really?)

(brb washing dishes for queen prissy pants ._.)

(serebi wants to hug aldous and never let go atm)

(BTWWWW I GET SSB TODAY FOR FINISHING SCHOOL!

BOUT TIME FOR HYPER QUEEN TO RETURN

headcanon: since serebi is usually always lucario in SSB, she calls herself hyper queen because she beats everyone by using lucario's special move which is hyper beam)

(XDD)

(Oh I had a headcanon earlier:
Mike (yes Mike) is a PRO at hula-hooping. Challege him to a hula-hoop challenge and he'll win. He can hula-hoop on his neck, his arms, his waist, his legs even, and even upside down.)

(Geez mike, i can only hoola hoop on my waist X'D)

(headcanon: the day aldous loses to serebi in a game is the day serebi throws the biggest party alternia has ever seen XD)

(oh. imagine this: human!serebi and human!aldous, looking proudly at their all-grown-up daughter, who is holding their grandchild uvu)

(Thats also the day Aldous makes the biggest rage quit Alternia has ever seen XD)

(and AWWWWW.)

(lollll XD

i imagine though, aldous finds her excitement adorable XD)

(brbeetles again :v)

(I know what Selris' favourite Earth song is

Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day)

(serebi's di.rty night clowns)

(jhazze's is a remix. it's the Lavender town remix i've been talking bout)

Hello guys! and I have Japanese words stuck in my head and I only know what one of them means.

(oh)

I still remember the spider on my bag on the field trip and when my pokemon cards fell out and I screamed Oh Shit an there were teachers around.

(whadda u mean oh?)

(keikal's is skin by i forgot who)

("they don't even know you, all they see is scars. they don't see the angel living in your heart")

(^that song)

(no scratch that. MY FAVORITE SONG IS THE LT REMIX XD)

(jhazze's is let her go [caked up remix])

(oh i dont like the song Skin. the voice is ugh)

(eh. it's an opinion. maybe if the voice was your favorite singer...would that help?)

HELLO PEASANTS I HAVE ARRIVED

MINA SAIKO ARIGATO K-K-K-KAWAII

(this song is embarrasingly awful)

@smile

(I HAVE THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.

"COME COME KITTY KITTY YOUR SO PRETTY PRETTY, DONT GO KITTY KITTY STAY WITH MEEEEEE")

(now i wanna listen to it. fu'ck brb XD)

(yeah but still, the song altogether is kinda annoying despite its meaning)

Yeah true :u
@grybbles

I MADE MYSELF INSTANT HOT CHOCOLATE IT DOSEN'T EVEN TASTE OF ANYTHING

I have 'holding onto heaven' stuck in my head :y

(opinionsssssss)

(avril. you ruined my life.)

(I HAVE A ZIT NEAR MY LIP AND IT HURTS AND IT WONT GO AWAAAAAY DX)

opionions

(*throws jess at maple* I COMMAND YOU TO GUESS WITH JESS)

*flails*
WHAT AM I MEANT TO GUESS

i'm sleepy g'night

6...
only 6.
You wait 20 chapters for them to fall in love......
but then only 6 for...

UhM HellO AnyonE HerE AurorA AnyonE

Maple I had actually words like the word kokoro or ii

i might go to bush gardens with fawn. yooooo

but my lip says otherwise.

its not Bush Gardens. its something like Busche Gardens

Techno your lucky all me and Gryph get to do is go to Key West in 7th grade in a hotel with wi-fi in flordia

whateverrrr

oh my god though my lip hurts like crap.

or whatever, i cant remember XD
its just not Bush.

ive had p.imples that hurt like f.uckin sh.it in my nose

oh my gosh i understand the cubone theory and the missingno theory now.

cubone was supposed to be a baby kangaskhan but the decided no so they placed the old cubone design in a missing slot which turned into missingno, and that theory is proven because missigno evolves into kanghaskan. AND because cubone is just a baby kangaskhan with a skull on it's head.

idk i cant explain but i get it

how do you get rid of them

popping it isnt helping DX

what the freck.

in every entry for eggsecute (fail spelling) they change the pokemon from a seed to an egg and back again

dont pop p.imples,
just wait for them to go away

im never gonna go if it doesnt go away now DX

headcanon: keikal can be romantic sometimes because human!keikal has french in him, and alot of french people are romantic

No one even really notices them. I had a p.imple right smack dab on my cheek bone and no one noticed it. Or said anything, at least

And UGH. IDK HOW TO FIND OUT IF MY BEST GUY FRIEND HAS A CRUSH ON ME OR NOT

*briTish noises*

alrighty then, i'm going. CANT HOLD ME DOWN PIM.PLE >:D

*frEnCH noisEs*

*louder briTish noises*

i love charmeleon omg he breathes fire at peoples faces XD

*keikal hugs his british guy*

pokemon is so dark for a kids show. geez though. team rocket KIL.LED a marrowak.

it's busch gardens xD

*ExCRUCIAtINGLY LOUD BRItISH NOISES*

xrEmEn sHooooosH *pap*

*dead briTish noises*

noooo don't diE D:

*Creepy stalker nerd n(x)1ses*

*more creepy 2talker nerd noii2e2*

WHAT. THE. FUCK. GET UR LAZY ASS BRAIN TO HEAL UR SELF SO U CAN SEE MY DAMN CAT. Oh waiiit. UR GUNNA BE LAZY TO EVEN SCROLL DOWN TO EVEN READ THIS MESSAGE.

You know what. Fuck this I'm spaming
I HAVE A CAT

*wub noises.*

I HAVE A CAT

I HAVE A COD DAMN CAT

HEAL UR ASS TECHNO IM STILL SPAMING >:U

KITTEB I HAVE A KITTEN

SOAP. AND CHESE BUTTER WHIPCREAM BUTTERSCHOTCH

SENPAI FUCK NOTICE ME

*rEviving xrEmEn witH a kiss noisEs, dEspitE tHE staLkErs*

Lol what My kitten is haciving a spazz attack on my blanket. What XD

(i feel like the voice of the singer of Green Day fits Vexare more than the singer of OneRepublic.)

*ANGRY FV<KING BIT<H N<>ISES*

*back To life noises*

OH MY GOSH CHLOE STOP. ATTACKING. MY. HAIR. IM NOTR A CAT
TOY

(God, I'm so cold.)

*wubbing and hugging the angry dude noises*

*Happy noisEs*

*Calm fisHH noises.*

*STRVGLLING T<> GET AWAY N<>ISES*

I'm done. 3: -Mental sob- WELP ROUND TWO OF THE BURP
CHALLANGE WITH LEXIE

*durpy tiger noises*

*snuggles angry dude cause he loves him noises*

-Sits in a corner- Yea.

*blind mutant noises*

*STILL STRVGGLING N<>ISES*

*rainbow creature named kari noises*

*purring to tame the angry dude noises*

*french kissing british guy noises*

(i'm not asHamEd of bEing gay, bECausE tHe boy i fELL for lovEs mE baCk)

*s.ExUal hoT gUy noisEs*

*equally se.xual hot guy's practical pailing sl'ave/matesprit noises*

*confused what the hell are we doing noise*

(smile dont you dare spam)

(my grandma put something on the pi.mple and it's actually helping. it burns, but it helps)

*sad i-still-dunno-whatcha-look-like noises*

*sad i-wish-i-could-show-you noises*

*frantic explanaition noises*

(YOU. NEED. A. LAPTOP.

*sends you mine*)

(doesnt ur sis have a laptop? ask her to use hers >:V)

(headcanon: aldous snores. but not too loudly. he's worried his snorimg would wake serebi, but it actually seems to calm her down and soothes her to sleep better)

(snoring actually calms me, too)

(MY SIS WOULD never let me use her laptop.)

IM NOT SMILE U FRUCKING RETARD

(eh. i figured she wouldnt.)

(snoring either wakes me or calms me, depending on how annoyingly loud it is XD)

Fuck u I can spam if I want to. because THIS IS FOR REAL I HAVE A DAMN KITTEN

S

(imagine: aldous softly snores, and serebi just snuggles closer to him and starts to purr at the same soft volume as his snoring)

B

(God, I'm so scared.
I'm on 23.
I don't know what to do at the end of 25.
Retreat to my little Fever Dream corner full of life and happiness,
read original twenty-six, full of death and sadness and broken hearts,
or....
or both.)

("well, what do you know...
our edges aligned.")

(idkkkkkk)

(i wanna xrekal rp really bad idk why, and idk what to do)

(He missed the happy and alive sound of laughter. The alive and vibrant look of smiles. It all had just washed away one day, and was replaced. The laughter had become the torn apart and dead sound of crying. The smiling had become the constant look of a broken frown. And there was no way he could change that. He was stuck with it. Forever.)

(i dont)

(meeeeh ._.)

(i think i'm having one of those "pis.sed at everyone" moments ._.)

FAWN HAS A KITTEN

I wasn't spamming i left y then cause you weren't online when I came and DS COME BACK FROM NY PLEASE

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
May 1970 bring lots of wonderful things!

Maple go on deviantart please

God, I hope this isn't temporary. I don't feel that sad about TOSOTH. I don't want to anymore, I'm sick of how sad it makes me.

I'M PETTING FAWN'S KITTEN RIGHT NOW.

so i was forced to go to a water park with lexie. SHES MAH FREN NOW. SHE LIKES ME AGAIN .w.

we have a kismesis idea for xremen too.

*yes i has a new fantroll*

brb fawn is upset. me and chloe *da kitten* are gonna cheer her up

oh. my new fantroll- ahriey's matesprit

and xremen's potential kismesis, and i can explain why later. brbbbb

:v

ok explaining. when my new fantroll met ahriey, he scared her alot. so ahriey would have told xremen, and automatically xremen would get susp.icious and promised to protect ahriey. when xremen finally met the new fantroll, he knew he was the one ahriey was talking about, and found him somewhat attractive, but hating him too. the new fantroll returned the black feelings

I never really aimed at Xremen having a kismesis

And Xremen /really/ wouldn't hate him anymore if he became Ahriey's matesprit

okie :v

So yeah, no.

i'mma go play with chloe .w.

Okay :I

((*lays down in the chat* hallo thar))

iM S3XY AND I KNOW IT

WHERE ARE YOU IN TOSOTH?
WHAT CHAPTER.

Esirix: you know what... i really feel urikiu doesn't actually love me. we never hang out or talk, we barely ever show any affection to each other, and when i try to, it seems fake.

...
i just don't think she loves me anymore.

((IN MARCH I FINISHED THAT STORY. POOR ERI.
HE DIDNT
WANT
A
GOD
F.UCKIN
FUNERAL
oW
AND THAT POOR KITTEN
AND THEN THE PANCAKES
THEN THEN
THE BLANKETS
SMELT LIKE
VANILLA
*lays down and cries* they played minecraft
and
and
eridan forgot to log out
and
xddddddfgffdsdmfmsdf
correct me if im wrong.))

Sashan: Maybe s}{e's c}{eating.

(I'M STARTING TO GET OVER THAN FANFIC...
BUT IT CAN STILL HURT.)

Esirix: oh. nice way to help me feel better.

((I WILL LOVE THAT FANFIC 5EVER.
GOD, I ACTUALLY CRIED.
CRIED SO HARD...))

Sashan: JESUS F.UCKING C}{RIST *hugs* S}{()()s}{ *pap*

(I WILL ALWAYS LOVE IT... BUT JUST NOT ALWAYS CRY ABOUT IT.)

Esirix: *pushes Sashan away* stop.

(gOD. JOEL FAVIERE FOR ESIRIX'S VOICE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.)

((YESYESYES))
Sashan: Jeez. I was trying t() c()mf()rt y()u. *walks away*
Abelin: *whispers* Yo-u- get /y/o-u-r sorr/y/ highblood a.ss back to /y/o-u-r moirail or so help me.