Regretroid by applesighder
Egoraptors raps are both so pervy, yet so amusing and catchy...
There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space, and she could easily combine your stupid a** with your face. Her name was Samus Aran, she would destroy metroids. And when she wasn't totally p***** she was extremely annoyed. #egoraptor #regretroid #metroid #samus
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15 May, 2014, 2:52 am
She stood up to every challenge, no matter how ever demanding, and her courage was amazing, and her b**bies were outstanding...
WHAT?!
UH... nothing, I was just saying that you're brave, hey, look over there, heh-heh, it's Kraid!
15 May, 2014, 2:56 am
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen, you're gonna d13 m0therf.u.cker I take up 5 screens, i'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy, then you'll be digested, THEN CONVERTED TO F.ECES! I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes, and your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs, and your pillowy lips- and wait, you're not a guy?
IS THAT A PROBLEM YOU F.U.CK?
uh, no, prepare to d.ie!
15 May, 2014, 3:01 am
Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight, she got into a battle stance that made her b.utt look super tight. Then Kraid said:
No wait I think there has been a gigantic mistake, I actually just wanted to give you some deserts that I baked
Then Samus said:
What p.i.ss.es me off most in this world, is when enemies all get nice when they find out i'm a girl, so do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies, and sh.ove them so far up your a.s.s. that they end up behind your eyes!
15 May, 2014, 3:06 am
Stop treating me like i'm a s.ex object, Mother Brain's a woman but she gets respect!
Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to ME that way,
OH GOSH, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting, brain?
Get the f.u.ck off my planet, this is your last chance!
I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants...
That's it, you're all f.u.ck.in' d.ead!
WHAT? This room feels stuffy, by the way do you like puppies? HERE'S A BASKET OF PUPPIES!
*explosion*
Whoops. K.ill.ed the puppies.
15 May, 2014, 3:23 am
Woo Samus kiII them ALL lol (randomness keeps me going is my moto)
15 May, 2014, 7:04 pm
Gotta love pervy Egoraptor/NSP songs XD Have the whole album. The megaman one went too fat though
16 May, 2014, 3:43 am
Starbomb!
16 May, 2014, 3:44 am
My favorite Starbomb Song is It's Dangerous Too Go Alone, Take This!
02 Aug, 2014, 9:48 pm
Samus got an attitude XD
03 Aug, 2014, 7:10 am
@8BitPenguin Are you kidding? The Megaman one is bad? Did you even hear the Kirby one? The Megaman one is about marriage problems, the Kirby one is about straight up doin' it with Kirby!