Chimera Fail: Mass Effect 3 by Cool-Poochyena

Seriously, fans invested DAYS playing the Mass Effect games trying to get the best choices and story threads hoping to get a satisfying ending. Sadly all their hard choices and story paths all lead to a freaking stupid blue ghost kid who asks you what's your favorite color. So Bioware seriously thought it was a good idea for the only three possible endings being Destroying Your Machine Allies, Forcefully Turning Everyone Into a Husk, or Ens1avement?

#masseffect #chimeracp #rant #humor #funny

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
14 May, 2014, 1:11 pm
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Larka

14 May, 2014, 1:26 pm

No kidding! Here you have the stupid Catilist brat telling you that it created evil ki1ler robots to ki1l you so you don't accidentally create evil ki1ler robots that ki1l you. I mean each ending is just the exact same cutscene, just with a different colored light. How lazy, how truelly lazy indeed. What's the payoff then? An old guy talking to his grandson telling the audience to buy more DLC, I kid you not! Don't get me started on the stupidity of that "perfect new DNA" merging of machine and organics, does not make scientific sense whatsoever!

CrazyRiverOtter

14 May, 2014, 10:53 pm

I don't think anything's really wrong with the illusion of choicd (so long as there's replay value to the game in other ways,) but this game gets it dead wrong.

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