WTF XD

but omg. wiggler aldous is kawaii

lemm hold himmm >v<

wiggler serebi: *pops up from behind my shoulder*
squee?

((oW MY BELLY))
kar
givve it to me

Karkat: WHY. I AM THE MOTHER.

(WHY. KAR IS THE MOM. JUST. WHY)

but kar
i havve to be the mother
im more girly

(LOLOLOLOLOL ERIDAN X'D)

I GAVE BIRTH TO THE F.UCKING THING!

(he's not a thingggg >:V)

SC.REW LOGIC, I PUSHED IT OUT OF MY NOOK. I AM THE RIGHTFUL MOTHER.

da'mmit kar
he looks more like me
so
givve him to meeeeeeeee

(he is not an ittttttt >:I)

(karkat is being a terrible mommy XD)

(WHAT IF ALDOUS WAS THE ONE TO HAVE THE SERDOUS WIGGLER? XD

wiggler: *squees at serebi*
serebi: go to your mom. *awkward pokerface, then a facepalm* XD)

((i wOULD STEAL THE SERDOUS GRUB))

*GIVES IT TO ERIDAN*

(SEREB1. Y(x)U ARE A FATHER,)

*HOLDS IT THE RIGHT F.UCKIN WWAY*

*i MEAN HIM*

(serebi: CONGRATS. YOU ARE A MOTHER ALDOUS.)

*GLARES AT THE WIGGLER*

Wiggler!Aldous: *squee* *cuddles up to Eridan*

(1 W1LL BE THE BEST M(x)THER.)

(but no. it'd be cuter if serebi had the grub XD

AND YOU CANT HAVE HER EPA)

(in an alternate universe where they let the trolls have their own offspring, serebi and aldous got to raise their wiggler, and the wiggler loved them uvu)

i cant
i cant anymore
the feels kar
the feels

((wHY CANT I HAVE SERDOUS))

IT LIKES YOU MORE. YOU WILL HOLD IT.

Wiggler Aldous: *sleeps*

(CAUSE SHES SEREBI AND ALDOUS' BABY. YOU CANT HAVE HER.)

(KAR. HE'S A HE. NOT AN IT.)

(NAME SUGGESTION FOR DA BABY: raegan? it's my cousins name and my cousin is super pretty ovo

just like the serdous child ovo)

(idk >:v)

((dAM.MIT))
*paps Karkat* shoosh

(ive never really liked that name too much anyway.)

(oh. okie ;-; i'll stop trying)

*KARKAT KISSES ERIDAN*

((ALREBI?))

*vERY WORRIED ERIDAN NOISES*

(WHAT THE HECK XD
@EPAAAAAA)

(serdus XD BRAIN STAWP BEING AN IDIOT)

kAR
YOUR KISSES ARE TOO LOUD

(;-; im kinda sad now.)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. IT'S STILL ASLEEP. WHY ARE YOU WORRIED.

((doNT BE SAD))

(:'u)

(HE'S A HEEEEE)

(brb bbl bbs
drawing somethin and maybe eating)

*more papping* okay

JUST HUG THE WIGGLER.
WE CAN GO CUDDLE WITH IT ON THE COUCH IF YOU WANT.

*is already on the couch* alright

*SPOONS ERIDAN ON THE COUCH. ERIDAN IS THE SMALLER SPOON EVEN THOUGH KARKAT IS SHORTER.*

((eRIDAN IS THE SMALLER SPOON))
*whispers* iwwilltreatyoulikeahighblood

Wiggler!Aldous: *sleep* *wiggler snores*

oh my cod
hes so adorable
((nO KIDDING))

Karkat: *NODS SLEEPILY*

Wiggler!Aldous: *cuddles up very close to Eridan* *purrs in his sleep*

*iNHALES*
i cant

(MY ADORBZ FEELS)

(hiding)

((*widdle waddles towards Techno* hi))

(hi ovo)

((i got a serdous grub name.
Alrebi Wisley?))

(sad headcanon: jhazze became depressed when vexare died. he lost every quadrent at the exact same time. he began making dubstep songs with death and depression in the meanings, but he wouldnt let anyone hear them. he would drown out the world with those songs, but still act like the old sweet jhazze around others.

one day he found an unfinished techno song he was making for vexare. it was about their relationship.

he didnt mess with it until the day he died. it was the last song he ever made. and right before he died he whispered "i hope you liked my song vexare. i hope it meant something to you")

(I ACTUALLY FIND THAT CUTE. WHY IS THAT SO CUTE XD)

((OW.
MY FEELS.
*rips out heart* i dont need this *gives it to you* here))

(oMG NO. *SOBS.*)

(Headcanon: It was only around the time of his death Vexare showed and admitted his happiness.)

(("yOU TOOK MY HEART"))

Awww... That's adorable and funny! Btw, sorry I haven't been on in a while.. >3<

omg this is perfect XD

(headcanon: the moment vexare told jhazze that he made him happy during his life, jhazze broke down, and covered vexare in tears and kisses. before vexare died, jhazze told him "you've made me happy too, im glad i was special to you"

and he pressed a long, sad but loving kiss on vexare's lips, and told him that he'll always love him, and he would never DARE fill a quadrent while he was dead, in honor of the troll who filled them all)

o-o I just read that last comment and felt bad.

(headcanon: when jhazze found out how happy he made vexare, he felt a bit better, and he was motivated to keep going and not commit sui.cide, even though he became depressed. everytime he picked up a knife, vexare's words echoed in his head and he instantly put it down, crying, but smiling)

(Vexare's last words: jhazze
my time's alm<>st vp
and i jvst want t<> say
i kn<>w i'ue a<ted s<> mad and bit<hy my wh<>le life
bvt i want t<> tell y<>v
that y<>v made me happy
and alth<>vgh i neuer sh<>wed it
i felt it
i l<>ue y<>v
s<> mv<h
and y<>v'ue made me happier than i <ovld euer be
you're my euerything
y<>v are my matesprit
my m<>irail
my kismesis
and my avspisti<e
all in <>ne
euerything.
i l<>ue y<>v s<>, s<> mv<h
g<><>dbye
and then he closed his eyes, and was gone.)

(after Jhazze kissed him and stuff and said that stuff. tHEN HE WAS GONE.)

(no he-
god dAMMIT. FORGET THE GOODBYE PART)

SHIP

(HIS LAST WORDS. MY FEELSSSSSS)

(lil story thing: some trolls looked at jhazze in shock. they knew his matesprit- no. his EVERYTHING died, several sweeps ago. everyone wondered "how could he stay so happy?" but they didnt know that deep down, he was suffering. he knew he wasn't alone. he knew vexare was still right by his side. but, he missed vexare's warmth when they snuggled. he missed his bitc.hiness. he missed the black, red, and pale moments. he missed him. and the moment he knew he was dying, he wasnt sad, or scared. he was excited. he was happy)

(all my lowbloods are afraid of *AquaUmbreon*'s #ValinZinra)

(I DUNNO IF THIS GOES AGAINST YOUR NO NSFW RULE BUT IT WAS FUNNY XD

so if you know, when i hide my ds, i stick it in my pants so nobody can take it...

well i stuck it in my pants a few minutes ago and it looked like i had a boner X'D)

(im scared of valin too.)

(oH WOW XD)

(what now :v)

(I WAS GETTIN MAH HAIR DONE SORRY)

(i still wanna see wiggler serebi and aldous (wiggler or normal) together)

(TIS K.
AND IM HUNGRY.
MY DAD HAS NO FOOD I WANT ASDFGHJKL:[].)

(I HATE IT WHEN THERES NOTHING IN THE HOUSE I WANT.

AND WTF. WHY DOES MY FAMILY DECIDE THAT WE SHOULD EAT FRIED FISH AND CHICKEN EVERY DAY. THATS WHAT WE EAT. EVERY. FRICKIN. DAY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK'

we used to eat other stuffz D:)

(WTF.)

(FOOD WHEN I WAS LITTLE
Monday- whatever
tuesday- whatever
wednesday- my pick >:3 (usually mexican food XD)
thursday- whatever, sometimes chinese food
friday- whatever
saturday- whatever
sunday- spaghetti.

AND NONE OF THE WHATEVERS WERE EVER THE SAME.

food now:
monday- chicken
tuesday- chicken
wednesday- fish
thursday- fish
friday- cereal cause everyone is too lazy to cook.
saturday- mexican food IF IM LUCKY. other than that, chicken.
sunday- fish

WTF FAMILY. WTF)

(WTF?
AND FINALLY FOUND FOOD I WANT, YAY)

(brb hafta brush my teeth.)

(yesibrushmyteethatnight
homeschoolmakesyoulazy
dontjudgemeshoosh
itscauseidontgoanywhere
soibrushmyteethlatercausebluh

NO JUDGIES >:V
HOMESCHOOL MAKES ME LAZY)

(The food I'm eating is called Poker Mix, and it has these pretzels in the shapes of hearts, diamonds, spades, and clubs XD)

(QUADRENT MIX I WANT SOME XD)

(i dont think they have that in florida ;-;)

(oh....this almost slipped my mind....

good news and bad news. which first?)

(QUADRANT*)

(and uhhh
bad news.)

(well......my mom runs a summer camp at my church....annnnnd most of the time she makes me go...but she said i might. MIGHT be able to stay home sometimes.

i know im going the entire first week to see my best friends lucas and leah in case they come.

the reason its bad news is..

summer break. ds all day.
summer camp. 6 in the morning to 6 at night. no ds all day. stupid church internet doesnt work for some reason)

(._. i hope you can stay home.)

(whats the good news?)

(so im going like....on the days when they're having field trips
the whole first week

ummm

ok hold on heres the schedule
monday- big field trip
tuesday- park (staying home.)
wednesday- (even longer cause i have church after camp....and im kinda forced every wednesday) no field trip
thurday- cant remember. like skating or something. not going EVERY week but...
and friday- swimming. not every week, cause im self concious and my KISMESIS. goes sometimes.)

(GOOD NEWS.
camp doesnt start till june 10th, and my school ends in TWO. DAYS.

which means staying up all night with no hiding till june 10th ovo)

(asdfghjkl:[])

(oh yay ouo)

(IF THEY BE MAKIN BROWNIES. EVEN IF ITS A DAY I SAID IM NOT GOING, IM GOIN. GIMME BROWNIES FOO.

lucas is so weird XD

me: hey lucas whats up

him: happy cows come from cowlifornia. i am a happy cow

me: wtf? are you actually from california? XD

lucas: ......maybe. moo. *shuffles away*

his sister leah: e_e were not from california btw.)

(lucas looked like kelvin. except lucas is blonde. and younger ;-;)

(haha
i have the hiccups.)

(;-;)

(and he had a lighter skin tone.)

(my jesus. when i first saw lucas i ran up to him and was like IS YOUR NAME KELVIN? cause he was far away and i didnt see the differences. but it wasnt him ;-;)

Sc.rew parenthesis.

That sucks ;-;

(he's turning 11 during the summer

kelvin is turning 13 a month after me, on the I6th.)

;-; on the bright side

i get to stay up late every night still.

AND I GET TO SEE BILLY :D

and i will destroy all who come near billy >:V

......you have to have been there to know who ajfmdkwhatdjeusj billy was XD

:v

Who is Billy?

lemme explain XD

i had my own personal chair

i could tell which one it was because there were two black leather chairs and two red ones. my chair was more comfortable.

i used to nap in the chair, and when i wake up, a million kids (exagerated sc.rew spelling too) were sitting around me, and on the arms of the chair

so i would go rage mode and hiss at everyone and yell GET AWAY FROM BILLY

and the kids are like how do you know thats your chair?

and im like cause i named it and i know e3e

and i let only lucas and leah find the differances in the chairs

and eventually i put a lil nametag on billy and everyone stayed away from it when they could identify it cause they knew i'd eat them XD

Oh XDDD

Hey hey hEY

Question for Serebi: wHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP ONE DAY AND EVERYTHING WAS GENDERBENT?

Something you could totally imagine:
Bucket being a male st.ripper

serebi: o3o'.....i wouldnt care if i turned into a guy

human!genderbent!serebi: heheheheheeee ewe..... i have a hot dog.

i dunno if thats a rule breaker. sorry D:

IM TRYING

YOU GOT ME IMAGINING XD

THANKS ALOT XD

question

were you actually born in virginia?

Saying "I have a hot dog" does not break rules- my whole family has that sense of humor XD

Yesssss
I have never moved, although i wonder what its like to :'v

Human!Genderbent!Aldous: Um. 1 HAVE A-
1'm n(x)t even g(x)1ng t(x) say.....................

Selria
Aldesa
Esiria

human!genderbent!serebi: >:3 hue. wheres your 9 inches now?

your family is awesome XD
my family is lame. if i had a sense of humor like that i'd get yelled at ;-;

OMG. WHEN YOU MOVE. /IF/ YOU MOVE. MOVE TO FLORIDA. PLEASE. PLEAAAASE.

my stepdad wants to move to california. im like hell no. then i'll be even far.ther from you ;-;

i was born in north carolina. MUCH CLOSER TO VIRGINIA.

BRB. BBL BBS IDK

i WOULD LOVE TO, IF MY FAMILY COULD AFFORD IT.

I WISH YOU STILL LIVED IN NC THEN. YOU COULD F.UCKIN'...

Human!Genderbent!Aldous: 1 may n(x)t have a 9-1nch, but 1 d(x) have pretty n1ce-sized b(x)(x)bs.

//rolls eyes
whatever you say. princess.

^that was serebi

BLAME MY STUPID DAD.
HE WASNT RAISING ME SO MY MOM MOVED AWAY. OF ALL PLACES SHE MOVED TO FLORIDA. WHY NOT VIRGINIA? >:V

he wasnt being a father. so he abandoned me as his child basically, and my mom took me away. its his fault we moved.

human!genderbent!serebi:
and btw, just like you, when were both normal, i dont care about your bo.obs. your beautiful no matter what.

guh. churching. bbl.

Human!Normal!Aldous: *creeps up behind Human!Genderbent!Serebi* C(x)PY1NG MY W(x)RDS ARE WE?

Aww f.uck ._.

GRYPH MAKE A DEVIANART

gOD I FORGOT SHHHIIIIIIITTTTT.

But I need you to so you can join me, Sara, Kari, and Maple in my group

i kNOW IT JUST KEEPS SLIPPING MY MIND

Well can you make it now?

No, I'm at my dad's with the sh.itty computer

CORRSEL COLOURS ON MY C3D BACKGROUND

LOL onine the computer it doesn't change and I cant wait until July to see my cousin again and I might not get internet there though

meh :'v

and yeah, it sucks how it doesn't change on the computer >:v

Gryph you need to remember I feel so lonely cause Sara doesn't talk to me on my art and you have to see the Smile Artic pic

Hey gryph you want me to make a group for our fantrolls I can make it on deviantart and I can make maple, kari and you founders with me and Heta if she makes one

I just have a dumb memory :'u
i'll make it sometime

yoHO
sure .o.//

Ok I will do that and then I wont be able to make anymore groups but I can still be co- fonders

Okie .u.

Ok I made it but it will take me a while to get it set up

Of course, I cannot get on it :p

Warning- I might do late replies b/c im doing homework

human!genderbent!serebi: *jumps a bit and turns around*
well...uh....its true.

female you is perfect. shes absolutely beautiful
//turns to female him
i love you sweetheart uvu

brb, i wont crash.

i had an internet durp. imma check it out, then hide.

Human!Genderbent!Aldous: 1 l(x)ve y(x)u m(x)re.

Human!Aldous: Where's my Sereb1? ;o;

human!serbz: *surprise hugs human!aldous*

H!G!serebi: i love you most <3
*kissy*

(i CANT CHOOSE WHETHER GENDERBENT!ALDOUS SHOULD HAVE LONG OR SEMI-SHORTISH HAIR)

*MAGICAL REGULAR ALDOUS AND TROLL GENDERBENT ALDOUS APPEAR*

*IF REGULAR SEREBI AND TROLL GENDERBENT SEREBI APPEAR ITLL BE A SERDOUS PARTY XD*

*dem troll serebi's poof up)

serebi: .v.

G!serebi: uhh whoa. hey guys o_o'

(cute lil mini dream i had:
jhazze: *attempting to be s3xy and fails*

vexare: *pokerface* your not s3xy.

jhazze: ......*nuzzles him* *adorable voice* i am cute though uvu

vexare: .....*scratches behind his (as in jhazze's) ear* i'll admit to that. you can be cute.)

Aldous: (x)h my G(x)d, th1s 1s creep1ng me (x)ut.

G!Aldous: Where'd we all c(x)me fr(x)m??

serebi: well i came from...
uh...*decides to be funny and explains the troll reproduction process*

and thats where i came from ovo

G!serebi: e_e i came from an AU. i....think?

human!serebi: human world ovo

h!g!serebi: ....i swear i was her yesterday. *points at normal human!serebi*

(mini story thing keikal wrote about xremen that xremen may or may not find (typing in humanstuck mode just so i can say he came from Britain):
"xremen. my lover. straight from Britain, but sexy accent isn't why i love him. even though it's irresistibly hot. He's a big sweetheart. He's talented, loving, caring and kind, he protects me...and he's really romantic. he put his heart and time into writing a song for me. he had no clue if i would like it, or even care, but he went for it anyways. in truth. i loved it with all my heart. just like i love him. he absolutely captured my heart. the moment he told me the song was for me, i forgot every bit of attraction i had to syntul, and i felt enveloped in xremen's love. He's the best boyfriend i could possibly ask for, and more.)

human!genderbent serdous is rlly cute just sayin
also move to texas *flies away*

Aldous: Sereb1! 1 can't help but n(x)t1ce male y(x)u 1s h(x)t.

G!Aldous: He's m1ne >:v
*looks at G!Serebi* Alth(x)ugh female y(x)u 1s pretty h(x)t herself ovo'

Aldous: *hisses at G!Aldous*

Human and Human!G!Aldous: *stand there awkwardly*

g!serebi: eue welp. i guess im being fought over.

but im not that hot. you know, your pretty hot aldous eve

serebi: *twords g!aldous* im not hot, You are ;-;
and, BACK OF MALE ME >:V

(omfg im so confuzzled. i followed none of that XD)

(WHY. WHY ARE YOU BALLOON MAN)

Aldous: 1'm n(x)t h(x)t >:I
1'm a f.uck1ng nerd.

G!Aldous: 1 feel y(x)u. ;-;

(oh mah god. i really need to stop wearing other people's glassess. i wore my moms, an my friends, and HOLY SHET. MY EYES ARE HURTING MORE FREQUENTLY. i might need to get glassess myself.

whichisagoodthing,imprettierwithglasses)

g!serebi: im not hot. im an isolated weirdo that secretly has gla-

serebi: O_O SHHHSHSPSHSHSHHSHHHHH
THEY DONT NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE HAVE *covers his mouth*

g!serebi: MMPH eAe

(it's glasses foo' not glassess)

Aldous: Sereb1, 1'm y(x)ur matespr1t. And pract1cally h1s t(x)(x). S(x) tell us >:v

g!serebi: we dont have anything.
*looks at the ground*

serebi: nope. nothing >_>
*looks at the wall*

(they look away when they lie)

(SHHHHHSHSHSHHHHSHSHSH I CANT ENGLISH WHEN IM UPSET.

mommah and stepdaddeh are fighting. not that i care if my stepdad is upset, but my mommah is precious.)

G!Aldous: (x)kay, we b(x)th kn(x)w they l(x)(x)k away when they're ly1ng.

Aldous: Yeah.

G!Aldous: Let's f1nd (x)ut what they have >:3

*they walk closer to eachother and start whispering*

(aww :c)

both dem serbz: o_o' guys? er. guy? gal?

(my brain was high last night when i crashed. before i had my cute vexjhazze dream, it was me there, and you and heta
and i had teleporty powers. and i took us to japan to a megacon. and we were genderbent as our fave homestuck guys e3e')

*After a little while*

G!Aldous: We g(x)t 1t!

Aldous: Y(x)u guys have glasses >:D

(wtf XD?)

g!serebi: ye-

serebi: *smack* no >:V
*looks away blushing*
....maybe

(headcanon: serebi had perfect eyesight, but she jacked up her eyes from wearing aldous' glasses, so she had to get her own. it's still not as bad as aldous' eyesight though

no offence aldous XD)

Aldous: What's s(x) bad ab(x)ut glasses? Sereb1, 1 th1nk y(x)u'd l(x)(x)k even m(x)re beaut1ful w1th them.

G!Aldous: *says to G!Serbz* And I bet y(x)u'd l(x)(x)k amazing with them.

(N(x)ne taken ovo)

serebi: .......i didnt want you to know my eyesight was bad...

g!serebi: we're wearing contacts.
but....

both serbz: *look at eachother and run off somewhere*
*they return with identical pairs of glasses and put them on*

serebi: i look weird DX

g!serebi: i look weirder ;-;

Aldous: Y(x)u guys l(x)(x)k awes(x)me ovo

G!Aldous: 1 agree ovo

serebi: heh thanks ^v^'

*takes them off and puts them in a case*

*g!serebi does so as well*

g!serebi: but how did you know we had glasses?

Aldous: Because we're smart >:v

G!Aldous: N(x) we're n(x)t.

Aldous: 1 kn(x)w

both serbz: *kissle their aldous* no you are smart. and funny.
*then kissles their nose* and dam.n adorable

Both Aldouses: *purr, and hug their Serebi*

(OK WTF.
NO RACISM OR STEREOTYPE INTENDED

Asian logic (according to fawn's mom): oh. he has glasses? he smart boy. very handsome. good boy, good grades.

my logic: *had an ugly guy in my class with glasses who drew slenderman all day and was in no way smart*

me: fawn. your moms logic is way off.

fawn: when is it not?)

both serbz: *huggle back and pur*

serebi: .....both of you. dont expect to see us in glasses often. it aint happening unless we need more contacts.

(omg XD)

Aldous: Aww, (x)kay ;-;

G!Aldous: ;^;

g!serebi: *whispers to serbz, who puts hers back on and does a cute durpy face*

maybe we'll do some fan service if you ask while were in a good mood uvu

Both Aldouses: *smile* *both nuzzle their Serebi*

(imagine: one day serebi forgot to go get more contacts so she had to wear her glasses all day. at the end of the day, she fell asleep watching tv with her glasses on, and aldous came and gently took them off, set them aside, took his own off and put them beside hers, then snuggled up to her. she curled up and nuzzled him, purring softly, instantly knowing who it was uvu)

(awwww uvu)

("It is impossible for you to be s.exy."

Who'd say this XD)

(i have no clue X'D)

(sorry if late responses, im explaining backstories in the other rp)

(ARE YOU DUMB. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD THAT DREAM.)

(OH. VEXARE X'D)

(IM SLEEPY IM SORRY XD)

(what does vexare think of jhazze?)

(i dare you to keep dat user >:3)

(i've been watching so many vids from lush.

i woke up at 2 in the morning, and watched their vids till 6 e_e)

(I LOVE LUSSSSHHHHHHH)

(He loves Jhazze, he thinks his personality is amazing (except when theyre in blackrom mode) and he secretly DOES think hes s.exy.

what does Jhazze think of Vexare?)

(but omgeh though they are funny XD

nick: were gonna be teaching you guys how to kiss!

matt: *goes in for a kiss*

nick: *pushes him away like nope XD*)

(XDDD)

(he thinks that even though he's crabby on the outside, he's a sweet and loving person on the inside, even though he hides it. he thinks he's s3xy too. except he doesnt think he's loving when they be blackroming)

(TO BE HONEST. I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO BE NICK.

YES. YES I WANNA BE NICK. SOMETIMES XD)

(WHY? XD)

(IDK.

CAUSEHESADORABLEANDIMAYORMAYNOTBESECRETLYCRUSHINGONHIM XD

ORMAYBEBECAUSEIMCRUSHINGONHISBOYFRIENDANDIWANNABELOVED.

I DUNNO. ONE OF THOSE XD)

(and yeah ik they're like in dere 20s or somefin. its like a child with a celebrity crush XD)

(XDD wow)

(i sometimes forget who is who. Which is Matt and which is Nick? i kinda know, but just being sure)

(nick is the brown haired one, matt is the one who had rainbow hair in a few vids, but normally he's blonde.)

(and i believe matt is seme and nick is uke :p

I DONT STALK THEM. NOPE. IT JUST SEEMS LOGICAL. MATT SEEMS MORE DOMINANT XD)

(i kNEW IT. yay)

(same XDD

Did you know Matt used to self harm? he made a vid about it)

(how does vexare react to jhazze's adorable cuddling and attempts to be cute instead of s3xy)

(i know i saw it ;-;
he cut lil stars and hearts and phrases with his shaving rasor blade)

(b.itchy like with anything XD
but if hes cuddled close and for some time, it brings out the not-so-b.itchy side)

(in that case (since i barely see that side,)

jhazze: *suddenly pulls vexare into a huggle snuggle, and kisses his cheek, curling up a bit and purring*)

(I was being Vexare in gym class today XD
Since I/he was being b.itchy and mad, my friend (I taught her the ways of Homestuck XD) came over and shooshpapped me/Vexare. when she hugged me/him... I/HE ACTUALLY HUGGED BACK.)

(*has an angry face at first*
*after a little he starts quietly purring and he looks kinda calm*)

(jhazze: *not that kind, neck kisses him and hears his purr*

*smiles happily and hugs him a bit tighter but not too tight*)

Gracias senorita XD
@Heta

(sc.rew parenthesis)

//purrs a bit louder
//sMILES A LITTLE

//notices his smile and presses quick lil kisses to his lipies

(brb food.)

//after a little gets kinda annoyed by the constant little pecks
//catches him in a real, sweet kiss

//sweetly kisses back and then pulls away

i love you <3

(Brb drawing who I ship Eridan most with)

(No I'll do that later...)

(back)

(hey
something i imagined: vexare lost a bet to jhazze, and had to wear a princess outfit all day XD)

GRYPH MAKE A DEVIANTART I AM BORED AND YOU CAN READ MY COMMENTS EASYER ON THERE

he would be SO. MAD.
@Kari

i did but i dont feel like going on it atm XD
@smile

(oh my god. im scared. im doing horrible in math DX)

Whats your username

i have a B- in math >:v

Gryphon-the-Vampire

*plays banjo*
hi

*plays guitar*
hey

i have like a D. if i dont bring it up then im doomed ;-;

through the day jhazze would be a flirty but bitchy like "hey princess, need anything your highness? *smug smirk* XD

and i wont be on my ds for a while, i have math tests ;-;

*plays drums*

*breaks the banjo*

Gryph here is my user name cause i cant find you so its meepers21111

*breakes the guitar*

*plays the v.iolin*

And Vexare would be like
"fv<k y<>v. ill get my reuenge"

hey guys!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!11

quick, think of the best revenge vexare could possibly get XD

i've been playing a game called pokeheros.

i need to see if my rare pokemon egg hatched yet, which i doubt.

Hello Mike

hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha Gryphon as in my creator is upstairs on her 3ds and im just sittin down here on her computer like "B)"
Gryphon as in not my creator is laying on the couch down here and i think hes trying to take a nap or something/

mike :D

DANGIT RARE EGG HATCH.

gODFUCK.

mike lemme hug hug huggle youuuuuu
//hols out arms like "snuggle huggle?"

AnD i uSeD to K ow jYsr tttttttgjnkrtszgiuhrnjgrtvjktfrm
oops slammed tghe ketvoard wutg my. hands.
im typing like gryphon when hes drunk would yatyayayayayyayysauisesqai

Idk what revenge he'd get XD

sjrkgjkerhnkgsrknghkwjrtnfkgshinotherwordsimalsostartingtofeeldepressedandidontknowwhysoimcoveringitupbyactingmorehyperthanusualdshgjdsghskjufhgkdgjhghsdfyhsrkyuedret

maybe because im playin his drums
*tsssh*
i really like that noise
*tsssh*

Mike stop it. It's hard enough for a pony to type

*HUGS TECHNOWOLFY, OR KARI, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK*

tssshhhhhh
XD

*snuggle huggle*
kari says dont be depressed, i love you ;v;

*breaks his drums*
oh crap
oh
vex
i
shoULD GO NOWW

vh <>kay bye

yOU KNOW WHAT. I NEED BLOOD,

BITE ME.

i have a hideously bad math grade. i need a C DX

Wouldn't all of Ponyville be destroyed in the explosion Twilight

don't worry. jhazze will probably buy him new drums eOe

((i had a dream bout your fantrolls.
haha))

if your referring to the last episode, then yes. it should have been destroyed XD

what was it? @epa XD

Yes i am

(hahahaa
what happened
@EPA)

rawrrrrr. >:v
*bITES YOUR NECK*
@KARI

Wow Princess of Friendship

*squeaks loudly* oww >:V not so hard

i love how everyone became a princess, alicorn or not. @smile

((vexare was pretending to be a cat.
hissing at everyone
aldous was being a b.itchy mom[idfk],
selris was pretending to be a bird,
esIRIX WAS SCREECHING MOST OF THE TIME,
AND THE REST WERE SINGING))

Why did they even make the rainbow friends it was very stupid

(WHAT THE ACTUAL F.UCK)

(WTF EPA XD)

(hey now, i liked rainbow fluttershy. she looked cool >:V
the rest were tacky.)

Smile: How came Pinkie get to be a princess but not me
Me: Smile you are a princess remember.
Smile: Yeah but I'm going to get killed along with Artic
Me: How did you even know this
Smile: I listened to Story of Evil Duh
Me: ...... Great now me and smile have to go into a little agreement in my room tonight *sigh* my ponysona gets on my nerves sometimes.

rainbow dash is the only one that makes sense

(KEANE <333333333333333333)
(MY MATH. THE GUYS NAME IS KEANE. AND I LOVE THAT BAN eOe)

*sUCKS YOUR BLOOD*
@KARI

XD?
@smile

IDK its my mind it comes up with stuff like that. sometimes my sona's just get n my nerves

((yea
i know
plus some random swans that looked like dogs))

//GROSS SOBBING

*keeps squeaking* that hurts be gentle >:V

...that sounds wrong

Kari yes it does

((i was actually scared.
my mom told me i was crying in my sleep))

Me: (i dont feel like typin on my ds)
I LOVE KEANE MORE THAN YOU <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

RAINBOW POWER RAINBOW DASH WAS THE STUPIDEST ONE THEY HAD. WTF WAS WITH HER HAIR? XD

DAMNIT. ALL THOSE 3'S HURT MY EYES

NO IT ISN'T ITS THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKE SENSE CAUSE SHE IS RAINBOW DASH

LOOK UP TOSOTH AMV AND CLICK ON THE FIRST RESULT.
IT REPOPENS THE WOUNDS

ON YOUTUBE^

THIS IS ALL STILL ME

I was playing a game as Aurora to see what animal you were and I got a bunny

((HHHHHH))

I AM A RAINBOW UNICORN

MY FEELS.

I need my Equstria jukebox

((I WATCHED IT LIKE
15 TIMES ALREADY))

i'll bbl, finishing math test

how can you be scared of peas

ALSO WATCHING SUFFERERS FINAL SERMON.
THAT ISNT HELPING

Yay I m getting ignored again

i saw that already gryph

AND OHMIGOD I PASSED THANK LORDY OH MY
*huggles everyone* YUEEEEEEJKESGLGN

headcanon: soleil pays every bit of her time possible with lucian, and she hopes of hearing him say he loves her during that time.

awwwwww.
itll happen someday, Soleil

she hopes soooooo

i wanna draw an i love you out of lucian sooo

soleil: *huggles lucian gently*

Yay I am alone right now

(gaaaaah. my mom wouldnt let me get a snack so i said i refused to talk until i could get some and she's like "lets see how long that'll take" I HAVENT TALKED FOR 15 MINUTES. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY)

So I have stayed quite for a whole day before

(this no talky thing. im dying.)

Lucian: *hugs back*

(MERCY ONE REPUBLIC. THE SONG IN THAT TOSOTH AMV...)

*nuzzles him*

im so happy were matesprits...even though i probably annoy you alot....

.....i love you

*stays silent*
...

......

//looks at the ground.

//then kisses him

//kisses back

*pulls away*

are you nervous?

Nervous 4bout wh4t

...admitting love?

//doesnt say anything
...

//looks at him with a blank look

you are....
i'll wait forever though u-u

//sighs
I'm just not used to the love emotion
I still feel weird being your m4tesprit

//stares at him for a while

love is a beautiful emotion....you'll get used to it, and enjoy it some day

*looks a bit annoyed*
I 4lre4dy enjoy it
But it just m4kes me feel weird

*bites lip* what do you mean weird then?

It's just weird
This feeling
I like it but it's weird
Bec4use I'm not used to it

well then...

i think it'll feel more familiar after a while

thinking: and then i'll finally hear an 'i love you'

Meh
//starts to leave

dont leave me! ;-;

Why not
I don't know wh4t to s4y/do

but i love your company...isnt that enough? just being here with me, to snuggle or something?

.....
Fine
*walks back over*

*instantly huggles him*

yay ^v^