EvMatt: pfffft HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

juckoro:what are you laughing at? *ears flatten and walks over*

EvMatt: were you hopeing to get chicks?

(two female foxes walk by in bik.inis)

EvMatt: *checking them out*

Fox1: ew

Fox2: stalker *walks over to Juckoro and gets by him* hi

juckoro: hi, * looks at Evmatt* and no i didnt come here to get ladies, i simply only wanted to soak up some sun

Fox1&2: well it got us

EvMatt: ....no one likes me....

shad:*that one nerd with the swimming shirt on and normal shirt, nerdy glasses*why is the beach so horrid?

shorts i meant for 2nd time

juckoro: its alright, * sits down*

EvMatt: *plops down in da sand*

juckoro: cheer up will you, *looks at evmatt* look chicks like it when you dont look like your interested

shad:their actu-im gonna be quiet.....

EvMatt: *makeing sad puppy eyes* ....I'm so unloved....

Matt: that booth idea was a horible plan ya'know

EvMatt: hey! my date a studhog booth was a great idea!

Juckoro: its an idea at the most

Matt: it's true though, ya can't be despera-

EvMatt: *holding a teddy bear*

Matt: What the? Where'd you get that?!

EvMatt: Juckoro's place

juckoro:ey? idk why you found it there..

EvMatt: It was under your oven

Matt: um dude I think that's a rat

juckoro: careful, i was testing stuff on rats down in my lab..

EvMatt: Aww it's kissing my fa- *eyes grow with fear and starts running around in circles* IT'S EATING MY FACE! IT'S EATING MY FA-

Matt: *smacks him across the face sending the rat flying into a tree*

juckoro: i hope it wasnt carrying wat i think it is...

EvMatt: OH MY GLOB I'M DYING LOOK AT MY FACE IT'S BLEEDING!

Matt: *facepalm* that's ketchup

juckoro:...Ok..

EvMatt: *eyes look like Fleetway's*

juckoro: oh not them...anything but them...*shakes head*

FleeMatt: hello children

Matt: *looks at Juckoro* is he talkin to us?

juckoro:just...look...away*turns away from fleetmatt*

FleetMatt: I am the ultima-

Matt: Cleansing the sin! *jumps to behind FleetMatt and nails him right in the spine*

FleetMatt: AUGH! *turns back to normal*

EvMatt: th-thanks...

juckoro:*turns back around* so does that normally happen or...

Matt: nope, that rat must've caused him to flip into a fleetway mode

juckoro:that was kinda my fault...gotta remember to close that cage...

EvMatt: ooooo *checking out a dark hedgehog in a bikini* she's hot

Matt: *snickers and throws up* dude, that's a guy in a speedo

EvMatt: dang it....that rat messed with my vision.... *pukes*

juckoro: halutionations...check*checking on a list* hmhm

EvMatt: *pokeing his nose* is this a mole? *pulls on his nose* OW! OW OW OW OOWWW!

juckoro: thats your nose...ok you need to sit down, and close your eyes

EvMatt: *plops in the sand* La la la la la la *patting the sand*

Matt: *recording this on phone* I'll have to show him this when he comes back to sanity.....he's not gonna like this....

juckoro:hahaha his so happy, i do think his better behaved like this*sits on the sand*

Matt: *laughing uncontrollably* Yeah he's completly occupide!

EvMatt: *making a sand castle* Sand, Sand, Sand, Sand, Sand *starts patting the walls* Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat

Juckoro:*lies down in the sand and closes eyes smiling*mhm, at least his like that and not hitting on girls

EvMatt: it needs A dragon! *runs to the water and comes back dragging a Jellyfish while getting zapped*

juckoro:*opens one eye*....oh great...

EvMatt: *plops it in front of his sand castle* now let out a fearsome roar!

Jellyfish: *turns over and d!es*

EvMatt: NO DON'T QUIT ON ME SIR JELLYTON JELLY!

Matt: *tries not to laugh*

Juckoro:*sits up* he cant live without water...*makes a mote around the castle and fetches some water for it* go find another

EvMatt: *brings back another* there

juckoro : place him in the water and he wont die *smiles*

EvMatt: *puts it in the water* ooo! *grabs a bird* Godzilla! Roooaaarrr! *throws the bird at the castle causing it to colapse* ....oops....

Matt: *snickers*

juckoro: its ok we'll build another bigger

EvMatt: *nods* yeah!

Matt: I'll help

juckoro: lets do this*starts building large walls*

EvMatt: *starts piling up sand*

Matt: hmmm.... *pours food coloring on the sand then puts fire to it and it turns into colorfull glass* cool!

juckoro: nice

EvMattt: what do we need that for?

Matt: *shrugs*

Juckoro: *digs out places for windows* there

Matt: *carefully puts them in place* yes!

juckoro:*starts on the roof*

EvMatt: *makes a draw bridge* man...we could live in here

juckoro:yeah

Matt: *digs and finds a treasure chest* WHOA!

juckoro:nice find!

EvMatt: Treasure?!

Matt: *gets it out of the hole* yep

juckoro:*sits back* heh

Matt: *opens it and there's a treasure map inside* are you kidding me....

juckoro: called it...

Matt: *follows the map and finds a bigger treasure chest,opens it and it's full of coins*

juckoro:*fallen asleep on the sand*

EvMatt: *gets inside the sand castle*

juckoro:*snoring inside quietly*

Matt: *sitting on a sand chair*

juckoro:*sits up fast as if had nightmare *...

Matt: Hey you okay?!

juckoro: im fine* puts hand on forehead and shakes head*

Matt: okay

EvMatt: *looking at Model magazines drooling* oooooh she's hot, she's hot, she's hot, WOOH! She's Shmexeh!

juckoro:*rolls eyes smiling abit*

Matt: *throws a flame at the magazines and incinerates them*

EvMatt: aw.....

juckoro:..good to know the old evmatts back though

EvMatt: Old me?

Matt: *shows him the video*

EvMatt: ?! *eye twitches* Oh Glob....

juckoro: heh, sorry i should keep experiments downstairs

EvMatt: ....ya think....

Matt: *sends the video to Juckoro's phone*

juckoro: what were you doing snooping around my place anyway?*glares at evmatt*

EvMatt: Looking for a Cocoa Cola bottle to drink....

Matt: For THE LAST TIME! It's Coca-Cola not Cokoa Cola.... *facepalm*

juckoro:riiiight, i drink the vanilla coke, not coca-cola, but ill keep that in mind

EvMatt: ew

Matt: dark cherry is grose, never tried Vanilla

juckoro: I remember dark cherry...that was aweful! just like the lemon coke

Matt&EvMatt: blech

juckoro: whats next? bacon coke!?

EvMatt: *puts Bacon in a coke bottle* yep

juckoro: *facepalm*

EvMatt: *drinks it* mmm bacon

juckoro:*pulls a face* yuck

EvMatt: Deliscious

Matt: *runs outside and pukes in a trashcan*

juckoro: ok...

Matt: *comes back* you always drink weird things

EvMatt: yep

juckoro: ill admit i like drinking vinegar

Matt: yeah a little

EvMatt: yuck

juckoro:yeah

Matt: *eating out of a tub of mayonaise*

juckoro:how can you...eat that...

Matt: *snickers* It's actually Vanilla pudding
EvMatt: *tries some* cr.ap it is...he fooled us...

juckoro: well now, im fooled

Matt: lol sorry

juckoro;*laughs *its fine

EvMatt: *falls on his face*

juckoro:uh....

Matt: dude?

EvMatt: I got a briliant idea to get chicks

Matt: oh boy, not this again...

juckoro: *sighs* lets hear it..

EvMatt: better yet, A live demonstration *goes outside and see's a girl on a beach towel* bingo

Matt: oh no

juckoro: $10s says that it dont work

Matt: hey that's coming from him not me, I know this is gonna fail

EvMatt: *walks over to her and fake trips landing on his face by her*

Girl: *helps him up* you okay

EvMatt: yeah... *grabs her chest* hey nice-

Girl: *kicks him in the gut and slams her knee to his head* PER.VERT!

EvMatt: *knocked out*

Matt: *tries not to burst out laughing*

juckoro:*walks over rolling his eyes* sorry about his behaviour, *shakes head*

Girl: who does that?! *wraps herself in a beachtowel*

Matt: yeah...he's been stupid like that

Girl: hey,.... you two are cute

Matt: thanks *puts EvMatt on his shoulder*

juckoro:uh, thank you*rubs back of head*

Girl: how bout you two stop by my house later and

Matt: No!, last time I did that something happend that I don't wanna talk about, I'll never ever trust girls when they say that like that to me again

juckoro: sorry gotta check on my son

Girl: *makes puppy eyes and whines like a pup* please

Matt: oh great....I'm a sucker for that...Shan and Anna do it when they want me to read them a story...

juckoro: im sorry but no ,*grabs matt and walks away *

Girl: *uncovers* your lose of a perfectly good fox

Matt: *wispers to Juckoro* watch this *says outloud* your everything but perfect

Girl: WHAT'D YOU SAY?!

juckoro:*laughs* if you were perfect you wouldnt double cross your boyfriend like that*curls tail*

Matt: *laughing while walking*

Girl: I don't have a boyfriend....*eyes go red and vines are shooting off of her and travleing through the sand*

Matt: *senses them under him* Now I remember who you are *jumps evadeing Vines that were trying to grab him* you're the enemy of Stripes clan....your name is Vines....

juckoro: turn of events...interesting

Vines: *stands and gets into a fighting stance* yesss I even remember you....You're Matt

juckoro:...a public beach is no place for a fight! innocent people could get hurt!*crosses arms*

Matt: fine, CHAOS CONTROL! *teleports the 4 of them to a battleground* there now We can finish this

Vines: *grabs Matt by the neck with a vine* oh, but I've allready won

Juckoro: *tail sways hypnorically again* you two quit acting like 3 year olds fighting over a toy!

Matt: *growling and choking and his tattoo is spreading a dark substance all over him*

juckoro: break it up! you let go of him right now!

Vines: *releases*

D.Matt: *growling*

Vines: hmm.... smexy look....

D.Matt: *stops*

juckoro: ok..we gonna stop fighting?

D.Matt: *turns at Juckoro*

Vines: c'mon, wanna play? *turns Matt's face towards her with her vines*

D.Matt: don't touch me with your chokeing tools

juckoro: hm...?

Vines: *pulls D.Matt closer to her*

D.Matt: Let go!

juckoro:*growls as tail lashes* he said let go...*eyes glow purple and lashes at her*

Vines: *strokes Matt's chest fur*

D.Matt: *growls deeply*

juckoro: his grumpy...*fluffs up tail and strokes it flat*

D.Matt: Let go of-

Vines: *kisses Matt and shoots poisonous vines down his throat*

D.Matt: *choking and gaging, reverts*

juckoro!?* slashes vines with scapels * get away!!!

Vines: *licks her lips and giggles* it's so cute when men strugle

Matt: *falks to the ground with a thud

juckoro:matt!*runs to his side* what did she do!?

Matt: *fur turning a pale color* p-

Vines: poisoned him

juckoro:*eye twitches in rage* y-you...BETTER HAVE A (beep) ANTIDOTE OR ILL RELEASE NOT ONLY MY RAGE BUT MY BASALISK! *fur goes pure black*

Vines: hmph, only if you'll play with me first

Matt: *weakly stands* d-don't fall for it *coughs horibly* sh-she doesn't have one...

d.juckoro:*turns into demon form and rams her with horns in a massive blind rage*ILL PLAY YOUR GAME!?!*slashes at her with his claws before ramming again*

Vines: *trips Juckoro and gets on top of him getting ready to poison him*

Matt: *tackles her off of him*

Vines: UGH! YOU ( beep ) *slices open Matt's chest and vines grab him and start dragging him into the ground*

d.juckoro:*burrows into the ground slashing the vines away from matt and dragging him out in a planned demon circle where the vines disinagrate when there touched* ive got this matt...rest easy ive got stuff to counter it*changes into angel form and flies up* hmhm how can one be tripped midair!?*sends surges of energy at vines*

Vines: *evades them and sends thorns at Juckoro*

Juckoro:*uses his demon week as a shield*hmph, *tail throws 5 scapels at her*

Vines: *gets hit by them* ngh! *grabs Juckoro with a vine and slams him into the ground*

Matt: .....

juckoro: i hope you can ignore basalisk venom because thats what was on those scappels ma'am, *gets up calmly as a small basalisk is coiled around his wrist*hmhm

Vines: *eyes flickering*

A.juckoro:im sorry but poisoning my best friend has made it angry,

Vines: *pulls you under the ground with her vines* I'm invincible, you cannot stop me!

juckoro:*reverts however eyes stay the same as in the form and keeps wings against body* this is fun!hahahaha!!

Vines: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!? *unburies you*

juckoro:*laughing like a maniac* being buried alive wont kill me! hahahaha!!

Vines: what are you?!

juckoro:*behind her* a demon*slashes down her back with scapel claws*

juckoro: *jumps back * hmhm it has advantages and disadvantages

Vines: *wraps vines around Juckoros neck* and how does holywater work with you?

juckoro:*crosses arms* try it, i dunno if it works or not *tail coils*

Vines: *sends a vine covered in holy water into his ear*

juckoro:WOAH! this feels weird...

Vines: di,e di,e DI,E

juckoro:....holy water wont kill me...

Vines: !?

juckoro: one two three four!*wings appear hitting her*

Vines: *growls*

juckoro:someones abit moody*cuts the vines* now i know what we said was bad but come on now, trying to kill us?

Vines: hmph
Matt: *weakly walks over* sorry

juckoro: im sorry too

Vines: I only wanted you both to play with me

Matt: I'm not gonna play that way, I don't do that

Matrix: *walks up*

Vines: ew, it's him again

juckoro: here we go again...

Matrix: ....

juckoro: matrix you all right?

Matrix: *nods*

juckoro: just makin sure, and matt you feelin any better?

Matt: *falls to his knees coughing*

Matrix: Matt?

Vines: *stands up and walks off*

juckoro: she poisoned him*puts a hand on matts shoulder*

Matrix: don't d!e Matt

Matt: I'll be okay...

juckoro: i do believe he wont

Matt: *coughs*

juckoro: darn.. hang in there bro

Matt: *falls face first in the sand*

juckoro:*rolls matt over* i dont even have any antivenom with me

Matrix: *puts hand on Matt and pulls up a datascape of him* we can remove the venom via this, it's how they did it in Tron Legacy

Matt: *speaking very weakly* yeah....You love that Movie...don't you

Matrix: seen it 25 times so yeah

juckoro: the data disk trick? ive seen it quite a few times too

Matrix: yeah! *finds the venom* aha *extracts it*

juckoro:nice

Matrix: *puts all the data back* that was a success!

Matt: *smiles* thanks guys

juckoro: i think matrixs deserves more of a thanks

Matrix: oh, it was a sinch-

Matt: *hugs Matrix*

juckoro:*smiles*

Matt: thanks man..

juckoro: youve done pretty good today

Matrix: me?

juckoro: yeah you

Matrix: except for trying the plans to get girls...that was stupid of me

juckoro: yeah...

Matrix: *embarased*

juckoro: its ok

Matrix: you sure?

juckoro:*nods* yep

Matrix: *hugs Juckoro*

juckoro: whatd i do?

Matrix: nothing, you're just a good friend...

juckoro: oh ok *smiles*

Matt: *stands up and stretches* well today is a nice day

juckoro: fire fight?

Matt: fire fight?

juckoro: *holding a ball of fire while wearing a glove* haha

Matt: *hands ignite* ALRIGHT!

Matrix: I can't use fire, so I'll be a referee

juckoro: ok!

Matt: *jumps into the are and throws a fire ball at Juckoro*

juckoro:*dodges and throws one at him*

Matt: *sends it back*

Juckoro: *hit in the face* ow! *throws two back*

Matt: *catches them and backflips, kicking them back at Juckoro* don't forget, I am a Flame Ifrit after all

juckoro: owch darn it! *throws some*

Matt: *catches them on his feet* sorry, but this is fun

juckoro: *throws another*

Matt: *gets hit*

juckoro: ha!

Matt: ok, ok, too fancy.... * makes a fireball sideflips and sends it and the ground and the sand turns to glass* careful! *picks it up and throws it in the trash*

juckoro:no way..

Matt: ...yeah maybe a beach isn't the best place to have a fire fight

juckoro: good idea

Matt: *nods*

juckoro: guess i forgot about sand and fire making glass

Matt: that was cool though *laughs*

juckoro: yeah!

Matt: *looks back at the sand castle*

juckoro: *starts digging*

Matt: *runs into the water*

juckoro: dirt...rocks....ooh a bone

Matrix: *dubstepping in the sand*

juckoro: *pops head out of the hole with a horned skull of somesort over his head* hey matrix...

Matrix: yeh?

juckoro: can you scan this skull?

Matrix: sure *scans and a list of data appears in front of Juckoro*

juckoro: ooh ok thanks,

Matrix: no prob!

juckoro: *adjusts the skull on his head* hahaha *lets out a perfect dragons roar*

Matt: lol

juckoro: *dives into the hole*

Matt: *does a perfect Godzilla roar in his hole and the noise echos*

Matrix: *fur stands up*

juckoro: *jumps up growling *

Matt: *looks scarred* uh, heh heh, um... you roared

juckoro: *growls angrily *

Matt: u-uh *smiles scarred*

juckoro: *jumps down hole*

Matt: *falls in a trashcan*

juckoro: *looks out from hole* how in a million suns?

Matt: Y-you were growling at me...

juckoro: i was...*shakes head* i dont recall that

Matt: I-I did a godzilla roar and you growled at me angirly...

juckoro: i mean i know that scares me but i only remember digging

Matt: ...

juckoro: oh well, sorry anyway

Matt: *trying to get out*

juckoro: *helps him out* hehe

Matt: thanks

juckoro: no problem

Matrix: hmm

juckoro: *jumps down hole*

Matrix: *splits the sea with data*

juckoro:??

Matrix: I sense something

juckoro: like what?

Matrix: *dragging a box back to shore* in here

juckoro: huh?

Matt: *in a Link costume opening the box pulling out a gem* DA NUN NUN NUN!

Matrix: what the heck man...

juckoro: this gave me an idea! zelda theme!

Matt: haha

juckoro: haha *in a skull kid cosplay and holding a flute* yeah! *plays it like a pro*

Matrix: awesome!

juckoro: hehe

Matt: nice

juckoro:hehehe

Matrix: *in a Ganondorf costume*

juckoro: its ganondorf! hyrules doomed!

Matt: *pulls out a master sword*

Matrix: are you really-

Matt: HAAA! *slashes at Matrix*

Matrix: *jumps back*

Matt: lol

juckoro: *plays zelda battle music on flute*

Matt: getting weird looks from girls

Matrix: king of the beach

juckoro: *stops playing* hahaha

Matt: *in a Foxy cosume* YARRR! I'm a pirate!

Matrix: AHHHHH!!! *jumps into the treasure chest closing it*

Matt: lol

juckoro: *laughs* oh yes!

Matt: haha

juckoro: you are a pirate!

Matt: *humming the living tombstone*

juckoro;nice

Matrix: *throws the treasure chest at Matt* D!E FOXY!

Matt: *burns it* It's me you idiot *makes the costume disappear*

Matrix: ...ohh

juckoro: lets eat!

Matrix: CHICA OH MY COD! *burros into the ground*

Matt: ....Oh yeah....Someone hooked the game up to Matrix to boost the grifics....now he's scared of it *chuckles* poor guy

juckoro : thats rough...hey imagine us as animatronics

Matt: hmm....That's kinda creepy