(I WILL BE DEI AND MYSELF AND TENSHI AND ITAMI AND KURU!)

(uGH FINE I'LL BE SNAKE NOW COME RESCUE ME AND YUKI)

Yuki: *groans*

*moans*

(oH SO YOU'LL BE HIDEI BUT NOT SNAKE)

O: Goood. Bring me my new sssubjectsss.

(Ooh well you don't have to! If you don't wanna RP it's fine XD I'm just in a naruto craze)

(so is Tenshi kidnapped or not?)

O: I have to go get something. Test the new concoction on one of them.

(Yeep)

Tenshi: hmph

Dei: HANAAAAAA! *flying on his clay bird*
me: well they're scr'ewed
Kuru: *still hiding somewhere in the forest*

Ugh. This sucks as's. Who knows what that perv will do to us. I swear if his tounge gets within a foot of me i'm hanging him with it.

Yuki: *growls*

<Base>

Madara: Where did he go!?

(Dood. If you're here too I can make Madara come save you)

W-What was that noise...?

Aki: *runs past Kuru* Hey flea bag. Orochimaru took Yuki. *keeps running. She's following Dei's bird*

Orochimaru: *grabs Yuki and I* On second thought, I'll peform this one myself...

Yuki: LET GO!

*punches Orochimaru*

Orochimaru: *slaps me* Now now. That is quite unkind. The hand'll be the first thing to go.

(fwah!)
Tenshi: geeze, some people.
Kuru: What!? *sprinting*

(You mean Okita?)

O: No. Blow me up, they both die.
G-Go...get.......h-help......

O: *choking me* Shut up bit'ch.

Yuki: *tries to scratch Orochimaru*
O: Oooh fiesty. I like that. Such a bad little s3x kitten.

Yuki: YOU PER'VERT!

O: You're next child.

Aki: She's stuck with a per'verted snake in a dark cave. Ooh boy.

EXCUSE ME!
Yuki: L-LET GO!

O: *summons snakes to attak Hidei* Take care of him.

Tenshi: pfffffff okay whatev
Kuru: *sprinting faster*
me: hmmmm...

(hA I LOVE TENSHI.)

Orochimaru: Fine. Take the cat. I've already done enough to her. *jumps up into his cave*

WAIT! HELP! GUYS! HELP MEEE-

Yuki: K-Kita. That was terrifying... *hugs Okita*

(she's just sort of there)
Dei: *arrives* HAANAAAAA
Kuru: *sprint sprint*
me: murrrrrr

Yuki: I-I thought he was going to ki'll me...or worse. And- *gasp* Hana. I-I left her! And he.....she's gone. Hana's dead.

Aki: *at O's base* Where're Hana and Yuki?

Aki: *eyebrow raise* Explaination.

Madara: Morgan why are you meowing?

Tenshi: Sooooo what is your "plan"?
me: MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dei: Where are they!?

Aki: Orochimaru took Hana, Okita left with Yuki. And we don't have a plan yet.

Madara: *pets your head* are you a cat now?

me: murrrrrrrrrr...
Dei: *goes looking for you*
Tenshi: ah, lovely.

Yuki: *kiss back* Yea, you're much better than that snake.

*scre'aming*

Madara: Is that a yes?

Nyeh
Dei: HANA!
Tenshi: Loads of fun, isn't it?

Yuki: *hugs his tail* It's so soft >//v//<

Madara: Ugh. Morgan I don't speak cat. That's Yuki.

L-LET ME GO! HELP!

O: Seems as if a pitiful excuse for help is coming.

me: ugh, yes, I am a floofy kitty. nyeh
Tenshi: And while you're doing whatever, someone is, ahem, with the pe'do snake
Dei: *finds you and O*

{ @Rose: Okay, should we just talk over facebook?}

Yuki: *epic kitty cuteness*

eXCUSE ME STILL CAPTURED BY A SNAKE HERE HEEELP!

Dei: *takes you from him and RUNS LIKE HELL*
Tenshi: *sigh*
me: murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

WHEEEEEE FREEDOM
O: Sh'it.

Yuki: *le fluff catness*

Yukii: *le cute bae cat*

me: Murrrr *floof*
Dei: *running, carrying you*
Tenshi: fleh

Wheeee!

Yuki: *nods*

Yuki: No idea.

Yuki: *turns cat and starts flying back to the base* Come oooooon Okita! I don't wanna be kept waiting! *brushes her tail across his face* *purrs seductively*

me: feh.
Dei: Are you okay?
Tenshi: *doing origami*

(ALSO HANNAH I NEED HELP ON AC:NL)

Yea an insane snake man almost rap'ed me. I'm PEACHY.

Aki: *looks over at Tenshi* Having fun?

(With wHAT I can get on now)

Yuki: *le flying* WOOOHOOOOO!

(OI WHERE'D YOU GO)

(I WENT TO FACEBOOK NOW I NEED HELP WITH WOOD CHOPPING AND PATH MAKING*
Dei: Hey, at least you weren't ra'ped, un.
Kuru: *runs into yuki 'cause he didn't notice her*
me: murrrrrrrrrrrr

Yuki: Ahp! Kuru?

Yea that is good u//v//u
Hi: (she poofs between worlds) I think that if she wants anyone to rap'e you, it'd be you.

HI STOP NO BAD.

Hi: *poofs away*

Hi's Voice: Hey, it's my job to pi'ss everything off!

(OTAY I WILL COME)

(uGH WHY DO YOU KEEP DISSAPEARING)

(...i'm going to AC:NL then I guess)

)I'M AORRY I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED)
Kuru: Y-yuki?
Dei: Oh really?
me: *dies*

Yuki: Kuru? What are you doing here?

SHUT UP DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

Madara: WAIT NO DON'T DIE D:

Kuru: I-i came to help you...
Me: no one payed attention to me... *dying noises*
Dei: Well, what now?

Orochimaru: DO YOU NEED CPR :D

Madara: GTFO.

Uhhhhhh......ummmmmm.....I dunno......Ideas?

Yuki: What are you doing here?

Yuki: To help me? I thought you didn't care.....

Kuru: Why wouldn't I care...? *drops to his knees* I cared so much... *tearing up*
Me: NO I'M OKAY PLEASE NO CPR FROM OROCHIMARU!
Dei: how about... *kiss*

Yuki: B-But you seemed so upset before! I thought hated me *sits down beside him* Okita, I'll meet you back there. No changes in plans, I promise.

*suprise blush* *hug*

Madara: Do you need CPR from me? Or do you need a bed to lay on?

Kisame: Yea HIS bed WITH him.

Tenshi: KISAME! *hits him with a stick*
me: I think Kisame had a good idea... ewe
Dei: heheh...
Kuru: No... That wasn't it... I don't blame you...

Madara: I am so full of good ideas eh?

*blushie blush*

Hidan: *runs naked through the room*

Yuki: Alright Okita, that's enough. You didn't have to add that last part.

Dei: Is someone good now?
Me: yes. -w-
Kuru: *lowers his head*

Madara: So we're going through with this then? ewe

*childish voice* Not yet Dei-san

Yuki: *hugs him* Come on Kuru. Acting like Itachi will get you nowhere

Me: If you want to.
Dei: Oh c'mon. *hug*
Kuru: I just thought you'd never remember... And that blasted fox knew all along...

Yuki: It dosen't make sense. Why wouldn't he tell me about that...about what we used to be....Kuru....Kuru i'm sorry....I'm so, so sorry.....

You gotta make me feel better Dei-Kun e//v//e

Hidanl uGH get a room.

Madara: Great idea! *picks Morgan up* *le poof to room*

Hidan: THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH AS'SHOLE!

me: eheehee e//w//e
Kuru: *trembling with anger*
Dei: *le kissy kiss*
Tenshi: KISAME YOU NEED TO COME TRAIN WITH ME!

Yuki: Kuru please calm down......

*kissy kissy kiss*

Madara: So.....how exactly do we do this?

Hidan: I'll show you :D

Kisame: *hiding*

Kuru: *stands up and walks forward. He tears of his shirt and digs his nails into his skin, drawing blood*
Me: No. Fu'ck off Hidan.
Dei: Heh...
Tenshi: KISAME! *hits him with another stick*

Yuki: Kuru STOP! *pulls his hands away from him* That's not helping anthying *tears well up* STOP IT!

*huggle*

Hidan: B-But D':

Kisame: FU'CK *runs*

Kuru: *turns his head away*
me: Go away Hidan. Now then, where were we? ewe
Tenshi: OH C'MON
Dei: Hana...

Yuki: *grabs his face* Kuru LOOK AT ME.

Yes Dei-Kun *eye sparkle of cute*

Madara: I belive *le hug attack/push*

Kisame: NUH-UH *runs faster*

Kuru: *pulls himself away* I'M GOING TO K!LL THAT FOX IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! COME OUT YOU COWARD! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!
Tenshi: I WILL GO GET PEIN SAMA
Deidara: How adorable.
Me: Oh, Madara ewe

Yuki: He's not here Kuru! He left! He dosen't lie! Kuru calm down!!!

What? Adorable! Heeeeey, i'm not cute >////<

Madara: *kissy kissy kiss*

Dei: But you are!
Me: *kissy kiss*
Kuru: HE'S HERE YUKI! HE'S HIDING LIKE THE COWARD HE REALLY IS!

Yuki: KURU HE'S NOT HERE! He would never do that!

Okay fine. FIIINE. *kiss*

Madara: *kissy*

Dei: *kissy*
Kuru: Well, if he's not here, he won't mind if I do THIS! *walks over to Okita-rock and starts peeing on him* (Kuru's losing it)

me: heheh...

Yuki: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING!?

*huggle and kiss*

Madara: *tounge kissy*

Me: *mwa kiss*
Kuru: *stops and starts kicking him* COME ON YOU JACKA'SS! YOU'RE ALREADY GONNA SMELL LIKE ME! YOU'RE A FUC'KING COWARD!
Dei: Heheh... Where to next?

Yuki: *tries to hold him back*

*And then Madara turns into Hidan and Morgan and Hidan do the diddly doo*

Hmm, well, i'm kinda tired. De we have a room we can go to?

Yuki: Kuru...

Dei: *drops you on the ground*
Kuru: LET GO! HE RUINED MY LIFE!
me: I'm out. *Goes to the TWEWY universe*

(OKAY WAIT FINE. THAT NEVER HAPPENED)

Madara: *kissy*

Yuki: THERE'S NO ONE HERE KURU!

*but the smell still lingerrrrrrs*
Kuru: *falls to the ground* DA'MN YOU OKITA!
Dei: *magically has you in his arms again* Sorry, hand slipped.
Me: merrrrrrrr

Yuki: *kneels beside him* Kuru please....calm down....please....*hugs him*

Ah, it's fine

Madara: *kissy de kiss and yep*

Dei: *snuggle*
Kuru: Yuki... I think you might want to protect your coward of a husband... *trembling with anger*
me: ehee

*snug snug*

Yuki: F-From what...?

Madara: *le neck kiss*

Kuru: from me Yuki...
Me: -////w////-
Dei: *huggle snuggle*

Yuki: WHAT!? KURU NO!

Me: *kissy*

Madara: *moves lower*

(oh. OH MY ewe)

Kuru: *pushes her away* Go. Now.
Dei: *lick*
Me: nyeeeh

Madara: Eh? Should I stop then?

Yuki:....Kuru...p-please......

*slight happy gasp* Ha! Dei!

(dAAAAAAW :'//D)

Kuru: *silence*
Me: no, don't stop... -//////-
Dei: like that?

*nods*

Madara: I didn't think I should *unbuttons the first button on your shirt*

Yuki:....Kuru...*kisses his cheek*

Dei: *nibbles your neck*
me: merrrr
Kuru: ...not now....

Yuki: Not now what. Kuru if you think i'm going any far'ther than that you're insane. Kuru, I can't. I love you, and I love Okita. This is eating away at me I CAN'T TAKE IT!

*slight moan*

Madara: Oooh, are you gonna be a little kitty now?

Dei: *nibble nibble*
Kuru: Just get away from me Yuki... *pushes her away*
me: Nyeh.

Myaaaaaahhhhhh

Yuki: Fine...Goodbye Kuru. *poofs back to the base* Okita...you here?

Madara: *bites your neck*

Yuki: *laughs* I've been through a lot, but leave it to you to cheer me up! *hugs him regardless of him being naked*

Dei: *tugs at your shirt*
me: myeeeh
Kuru: *runs off*

*giggles*

Madara: *unhooks more buttons*

Yuki: *kissy*

Kuru: *knocking down trees*
me: mmmm
Dei: *mwa tongue kisses*

Yuki: *laughs BUT still le kissing Kita*

Madara: *fwah Morgan has no shirt*

*pulls Dei closer. Tugs at his shirt*

kuru: *tree knocking and anger*
Dei: *fwah rips off haneen's shirt*
me: -/////////-

Yuki: *harder kiss*

Aww, now i'm cooold! Dei, you'll have to warm me up!

Madara: *Fwah le groupe*

*Somewhere, Kisame and Hidan die while Pein stares at them*

(Ha I have to bring some humor in. Can't write flat out NSFW. i
It's like drinking black coffee, you gotta add some sugar and creamer....I've been in Brewster's too much...)

(indeed)
Dei: I will, huh? *holds you closer*
me: *le mega blush*

Ahh, much better *kissssssssss*

Madara: *lick*

Aki: uGGGGG SHUT THE HELL UP *storms out*

Tenshi: *appears out of nowhere and lands on Aki*
me: mmmmmmm
Dei: I bet...

Yuki: Ahhhnnnnn *kissy*

Aki: SON OF A BI'TCH! *whirls around* Tenshi!? What are you doing!? I thought you were busy ki'lling Kisame!

Me: *kisses* Ahhn, you're so warm Dei-Kun!

Madara: I figure you like that?

Dei: *rubs your arms*
me: nyeh...
Tenshi: Oh, Pein sama's taking care of that.

Myaaaaaahhhh

Madara: *lick and starts TO MOVE LOWER WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING*

Yuki: *purrs*

Dei: Why don't we go somewhere else, un?
me: *INDEEEED* myeeeeeh.

Madara: *tugs at your pants*

Oh? Where do you sugguest(sp) ?

Aki: How? Nevermind, what are you doing here and why did you fall on me!?

Tenshi: Y'know, I don't know. I've just been doing a lot of random appearing lately.
Me: hm?
Dei: Hmm... *runs off with you*

Yuki: *slight gasp*

Aha Dei where are we going?!

Madara: *fwah takes Morgan's pants off* You okay with this?

Aki: Mmhm. Well try not to land on me next time. So what exactly were you doing?

Yuki: *moans*

Tenshi: I'm not sure... Something to do with finding a not broken stick...
Me: very
Dei: Somewhere...

Aki: To hit Kisame with I presume?

Oh VERY speific.

Madara: Oh good. That makes this all the more enjoyable *kisses your stomach*

Yuki: Mmmmmhhhh

Yuki: Awww, I've got nothing to take off of you, pity

(imma go to sleep now)
Dei: It's a surprise
Me: hhhhhhh
Tenshi: Yes, he broke my other one.

(otay but YOU BETTER BE BACK TOMORROW.)

Oh?

Madara: *stops at your panty line*

Yuki: *pushes it off him* Fine whatever. Now, where were we?

Aki: Ah, I see.

Yuki: OI!? Why are you a fox?

Yuki: Okay then I guess. This sure will be interesting! Now, where did we leave off...?

Yuki: I never would've guessed *giggles* *walks over to the bed and gets on all fours* coming?

(Sorry, the thing glitched on me. I had an entire comment but all it put was 'Gee' WHY DO YOU HATE ME COLORS D:)

Yuki: *screams* AAAAahhhnnnn...errrrrrrmmmgggg....

Aki: *grumbles to herself* Jesus christ shut the hell up already. No one wants to hear any of that. Ugh. It's always fight then fu'ck for those two *rolls eyes*

Yuki: *moans* Well EXCUSE *huff* me for landing weirdly. It hurt my knee >:///T

(Or Hannah's half asleep and not paying attention XD)

Yuki: Ahhnnnnnnnnn........

(OKAY WAIT RE-DO I'M HALF ASLEEP OKAY D:<)

(wAIT ACTUALLY I'M GOING TO BED YEA.)

(AND FWAH)
Dei: *takes you to a small little clearing 'cause why not*
Me: nyeh
Tenshi: Don't they know there are kids here?

(AND SICK)
Aww, it's so pretty here Dei!

Madara: *licking blah blah blah*

Aki: I don't think they care.

(did I get you sick?)
Dei: but not as much as you.
me: myeeeeeh
Tenshi: Should I hit 'em with a stick?

(Unless you have a stomach bug no. But I'll blame you anyway :DD)

*smile* You're really nice Dei *le kiss*

*Then Madara and Morgan do the diddle okay yep yea*

Aki: If you wanna go in there feel free to. I don't know why you'd do it though. We'll just wack them later, deal?

Dei: *kissy*
Me: *yep and thus Mordara babies are made*
Tenshi: Oh, fine, whatever.

Madara: *then snuggles and cutes ye*

*kissy kiss*

Aki: Soo....what now....Wanna go play on the Xbox? (because they have them now)

Dei: *moves his hand down to your pants*
me: *snuggly time*
Tenshi: eh, sure. Why not.

Myaahh

Madara: *cheek kissy* (daw bae)

Aki: You have any other-

Kisame: Hey Aki have you seen my swo- *sees Tenshi* SH'IT *runs*