UGH! by M0M0

CG: WE'RE HAVING AN ALL OUT VERBAL WAR! >:O

(( -Human!Kri x Karkat RP w/ Kriska- ))

#Karkat
#Kankri
#Vantas
#Trolls
#Homestuck
#Lecture
#Rant
#Vantascest
#Vancest
#Cancercest
#Cancer
#M0M0
#Kriska
#Fluff
#yaoi

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02 May, 2014, 2:21 pm
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Kriska

02 May, 2014, 7:28 pm

YES

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 7:28 pm

//Adds fifty thousand stars//

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 7:28 pm

MUCH YES

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 8:04 pm

Thanks you two ^^'

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 9:01 pm

(OOOOOOOOH OHMIGOSH THE CHIBI ROLEPLAY SHOULD BE HERE)

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 9:18 pm

(( Really? :3 Alright! Just say when! -I'll check all post frecuently ._. - ))

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 9:58 pm

(Right the f.uck now OuO)

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 10:11 pm

( Ok want to start? or shall I? :3 )

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 10:20 pm

(We'll start with the egg cracking. Remember, it's late at night, Kankri is falling asleep in his bed, and Karkat is very small and must somehow get stuck somewhere.
I guess I'll start since you're replying on the other post)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 10:27 pm

TI: //It's been quiet ever since he'd visited the grocery store yesterday, and Kankri silently wonders about the mysterious shop, the constantly giggling woman inside it, and just how a rusty golden egg is supposed to cure him of his loneliness. It's not something he can just talk to in public without seeming downright insane- Second of all, if it's a real gold shell, then he might be tempted to just sell it for a good amount of money. He tosses onto his left side, gazing at the door and listening to the quiet beats emanating from his radio in the background which soothes him enough to let his eyes slowly slide shut.//

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 10:45 pm

CG: * It's dark. Really. Compaired to other times. Karkat could usually see a warm glow coming from outside his little space. Tonight was different. None of that cozy light ever came. It really aggravated him. It would relaxing him, making it comfortable to even live in this cramped space. He makes the choice of finding that warmness. Missing it ever so much. Karkat squirms around. Moving in all sorts of directions *

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 10:49 pm

(Awwwe >w< So kawaii)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 10:50 pm

(!!! O_O REVOLUTIONARY IDEA)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 10:53 pm

(Karkat should be a grub! Then he'll grow, make a cocoon, and be a regular sized seven sweep old troll when he comes out, then grow a little fast for plot reasons. Kankri has to keep Karkat a secret. AND OMGF WHO DOESN'T FIND GRUB KARKAT AMAZINGLY CUTE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 10:55 pm

(Basically human!Kankri x Karkat)

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 10:57 pm

(( O___O WILL YOUR BRAIN MARRY MY BRAIN? AND MAKE SMART SASED BABYS? ))

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 11:07 pm

(Hmm... //asks brain//
//brain agrees//
BRAIN SAYS YES >u>)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 11:12 pm

TI: //His eyelids flutter open as his sensitive ears detect small scratching and squeaking sounds in the far corner of his bedroom. He immediately sits up, pushing aside the comforter, and runs out of the room to get into the closet where the broom is. No rats. NO RATS. NO RATS ALLOWED AT ALL, NOT EVEN THE HAIR OF A RAT WAS PERMITTED INSIDE HIS LIVING SPACE.
He scrambles back into his room, clumsily flips the light switch on, and examines the floor for anything big, vaguely mousey, and disgusting.//

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 11:19 pm

(( FUUQQ YEAH! QVQ THANK YOU! THINK OF ALL THE SMART REMARKES THEY'D MAKE! ))

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 11:21 pm

(( XDDDD THAT BROOM.. MY GOG HOW'D HE REACT IF THERE WAS A BEE? MAJOR LMAO'S OWO))

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 11:26 pm

CG: * Karkat could hear loud thum.p, shaking the ground beneath him, coming from outside. Becoming a bit nervous of what it could be. without knowing it, Karkat bumps into somethimg larger than her was, because he had been haulted to go any further in that direction. *

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 11:27 pm

(Rats & bees r srs bsns. //Would legit scream if I saw a bee//)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 11:29 pm

(Spideys r cute doe. They're just... assdfgjgkrs. Some bury themselves in sand like 'yo. im high' and it's funny and cute as heck)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 11:31 pm

(My brain would contribute to our brain children calling everyone funky-ssa names)

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 11:38 pm

TI: //Kankri is frightened at first by the loud squeak in protest when he swipes the broom, moving a pile of clothes aside, and apparently also a living thing. But it isn't brown, gray, white, or black, with beady eyes and sharp claws- no, it's a bright red (like the candy, Jolly Ranchers), with large raspberry eyes that look almost frustrated at him. Its bug-like body and pretty much everything is amusingly squishy and harmless-looking. He tosses the broom aside and scoops the thing up, where its feelers wrap themselves around his fingers and it peeps at him angrily. Its voice is so tiny, though, that he can't take it seriously, and soon he finds himself laughing and cuddling it.// What even *are* you, little guy? ...Do you need a friend? I can offer food and shelter.

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 11:40 pm

(( I could see why with rats, but bees live for only few purpose like honey and flowers :p )

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 11:41 pm

(( Ah, brains. Got to love 'em :v: ))

Kriska

02 May, 2014, 11:51 pm

(Yeeee -w- //Pokes your brain, then my own, pronouncing them waifu and senpai//)

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 11:54 pm

CG: Squuee. * " I don't need you! I need my warm glows! " He sounds at the big thing that seems to be showing cheerful emotions. But he's cuddled. It was just like the glow. He takes this opportunity to cozy up to the new source of heat. It might even be better than his last heater. *

M0M0

02 May, 2014, 11:57 pm

(( * my own brain sweeps yours up carring it away * ovo ))

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 12:05 am

(//We both end up without brains// x_x)

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 12:11 am

(In the RP, Karkat should note on how this feels, like, incredibly awesome, but doesn't seem quite right. Like, sometimes he'll expect his new caretaker to be completely white, but he isn't. Idk, you can come up with something else- just make him notice in some special way)

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 12:13 am

(The romance will be quite fun to explain to human!Kri once Karkat realizes his feelings >u>)

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 12:26 am

CG: * The new heater even smelt nice. It was great. Enough for him to silence his hissing and nuzzle into it momentairly. That's when he realized, weren't heaters suppose to be pale? Not bright coloured? It did seem off that it had mixes of colour and not just one. Even the textures were. Some parts would feel rough and others would be smooth. Curious, the grubling bites into the coloured being.*

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 12:28 am

(//Whistles// Hmm? Sorry, I think my brain took my hearing with it when it left with yours)
TI: //Kankri watches happily as it calms down when he cradles it into his also bright red sweater, thinking how cool it was that they matched. He carefully tucks the grub- yeah, he'll call it that for now- into his immensely large collar, then shuffles into the kitchen to grab some peaches. Peaches are sweet, juicy, and can be broken up into small pieces easily. Kankri runs it under the water for a minute, peels off the sticker, and then bites out of it first before breaking off a part of the inner flesh to place in front of the grub's mouth.//

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 12:31 am

(We'll pretend I included this)
TI: //Kankri blinks as he feels a little nibble on the palm of his hand, only to look down and find the grub trying to eat his finger. Deciding it's hungry, he goes to the kitchen.//

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 12:49 am

CG: * It moved, quickly in fact. This thhing must of been the cause of all those rumbles from a bit ago. The being was giving him something? What is this orange substance? Sniffing, it didn't have much of a smell. He then chomps on it. Devouring the whole piece. It was absoutly yummy. He licks the left over jucies from the other fingers. *

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 12:58 am

(//trumpets happily// Omg so kawaii)

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 2:10 am

TI: //Kankri hardly refrains from giggling girlishly in absolute delight. The mysterious woman really had given him luck. He fawns over the grub affectionately, moving the fruit and his charge to the table, where they could both eat messily without dripping excess juices on any of the furniture. Repeatedly, Kankri takes a bite, then takes a piece off of what's inside (most younglings don't like the outer parts of foods anyways, like breadcrust or peach fur) and offers it to the little creature, who'll gobble it up hungrily. Unable to contain such happy feelings, Kankri envelopes the grub in another warm huggle, nuzzling its face with his own. He isn't noticing, but Kankri is cuurrently developing a lifelong attachment that he won't ever regret. The young adult almost purrs.//

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 2:26 am

CG: * Accepts all offered pieces, nomming on them at a steadied pace. This is nectar of gods! Lets feast on these for years to come my new blanket! He squeals happily. Covered in the sugars of the fruit, the other nuzzles, sharing the sticky-ness. *

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 3:03 am

TI: //While Kankri is melting from the pleasantly cheerful chirps excitedly rolling off of the young one's tongue, he ponders on a name for the grub. Then he wonders if it already knows its name since birth- the bug creature seems to be very intelligent. Maybe he could give it a technical nickname until he learns of its actual one (If it does have one in the first place)? Yeah. Kankri then starts thinking about nicknames, crossing out uniriginal things in his mind like 'Red,' 'Shiny,' or 'Cutie.' Finally, he snaps his fingers and he's got it! He makes sure the grub is secure inside his collar, and then walks to his room, where he grabs all of his pillows and extra blankets and arranges them kind of like a nest, really feeling like a mama bird at the moment. He snuggles under the blankets, glad the grub is next to his body heat just in case it starts to feel cold in the early morning.// Sweet dreams, Rancher. (Like fu.ckin jolly ranchers because Kankri's so 'original' >v>)

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 3:09 am

(( THE FLYING FISHY FUUQQCDDDDDVBBBB * takes moment to breathe * GTNN XDDD))

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 3:13 am

(<X'DDD)

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 3:25 am

CG: * This. What all these things! Maybe it will know. Before he could try to even get a word out, he's taken away. To another place, and the 'heater' starts to build a pile of soft looking things. Really, wanting to jump into, the giant lays down into it. This all was a huge change from his older living space. Much brighter and spacous. Fatigue crashes into him, as he curls up in to the curve of the giants neck. Before drifting off completely, he heard it speak. Had he just called him 'Rancher?' What is a 'Rancer?' *

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 2:38 pm

( XDDD THE HELL. YAY! ANOTHER RPER. *LMAO'S* CAN WE KEEP HIM IN THIS KRISKA? XDD )

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 6:57 pm

(Wtf, no XD //Eats Mituna// I love you but noooooO //Chews carefully//)

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 6:59 pm

( Da.mn it. QvQ Next time Mituna.. X'D )

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 8:15 pm

(Omggg when Karkat gets older, like after he's pupated, (13 yr old form) Kankri should have like absolutely no idea what to do with him besides get a leash and dress him up in really long clothes so KK's skin doesn't show, then put him in like fifty hats to cover his horns and ears and then go on walks through the park jfc XDD)

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 8:20 pm

(( *gasp* For shame! Kriska for shame for such a yknik idea!
LETS DO THIS LETS DO THIS LETS DO THIS!! OvO <3 ))

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 8:30 pm

(I can't wait to see Kankri give Karkat a jolly rancher when he's aged 17ish, and Karkat starts sucking on it.... huehuehue //Yaoi ideas circulate//)

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 8:44 pm

TI: //Kankri can't help the small laughs bubbling up in his throat as the grub curls up in his collar, tickling his neck a little with its tiny claws. After it's finished making its spot, though, he sighs and closes his eyes, falling asleep. He finally felt excited for tomorrow. Just what was he going to do?
Probably visit that lady. She'd know how to take care of it, maybe. She had given him the egg, after all, and he'd spotted those broken shell pieces. Rancher must have come from it.
God, he was already in love with Rancher, the darned cutie. The grub was just too adorable not to love, even in its more grumpy moods. Would Rancher eventually become a butterfly? Would he have to let his friend go? 'How long... is Rancher's life... span...'
Soon, Kankri falls asleep.//

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 8:47 pm

(*He sighs and closes his eyes, dozing.)

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 8:59 pm

( New day! ovO ) CG: * Uncoiling from his restful dreams, he lays there taking a moment to remember where he was. 'Oh yeah. The gaints protective layer. For a shell it's awfully flimsy and thin.' Karkat -A.k.a- "Rancher" notices it's the colored being is still sleeping soundly. And being impatient for it to show him around, Karkat moves from his spot, crawling around inside the 'shell' looking for an exit. *

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 9:02 pm

(nO STOP BEING SO CUTE HOLY FU.CK KARKAT //dies//)

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 9:14 pm

(( * KK grub pokes the Kriska's face * )) (( NUPED ))

Kriska

03 May, 2014, 10:27 pm

TI: //Kankri awakens to sounds of a struggling grub, and he sits up with jerky movements as his stomach is tickled mercilessly. He pulls his sweater outward, but Rancher clings to the fabric desperately, not really having any clue as to what is happening. Giving up, Kankri reaches up inside and pulls the poor soul out, then sets it down and takes off his shirt, decising that it's time to change clothes, anyway. He grunts at Rancher tiredly, not too thrilled at the way he was woken up.// Good morning, Rancher. Feeling a bit hyper today, I see. Well, just give me a moment to change into my clothes and then we'll go eat breakfast. My treat. //He snickers at his own lame humor, knowing how stupid it is that he's having a full-on conversation with his bug companion, but not caring at all.// After that, we'll be visiting someone, so I'll need you to be a good little grub and stay still inside my collar, alright?

M0M0

03 May, 2014, 10:56 pm

CG: * as he is 'man handled' the grub squeaks at the towering figure. " Wha! The gaint it's- sheding it's shell?! " Set aside he watches thd other dress. " How are you logically changing colors! This is outragous! " 'Rancher' pouts wanting to know more, but by the way the other has yet to respond to him, he believes the other can't comprehend what the grubling is saying. Then the gaint goes on chatting talking of a friends. "Who? What exactly is the purpose? There are other places like this else where? "*

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 3:41 am

TI: //Kankri notices that as he is pulling off his clothes, Rancher gets on his hind claws and squeaks incessantly, as if he is really concerned about Kankri's sudden shedding. He laughs, gently scratching behind the little guy's (or girl's) tiny ears lovingly at its absolutely adorable actions, then finishes changing and scoops it up, placing it on his shoulder instead of inside a collar since he's wearing a black t-shirt. He'll be wearing a maroon red jacket on the walk later. Yes, red is his favorite color, and the grub being the same color is extremely awesome- say, a bonus. He strides into the kitchen, pulling another fruit (this time, a mango) and scoring it with ease, as he's done it thousands of times before. He pops off the little juice-filled squares and takes turns eating with Rancher like last night. Once that's over with, he throws the large seed in the trash and slips into his jacket, keeping Rancher concealed from the public eye with his hood.//

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 4:05 am

CG: * " Hey! Listen to.. - " 'Rancher' trails off, reluctantly purring, as the gaints fingers scratch at his ears, 'Ranchher' rubs his head against them. It was a bliss that was till the hand faded away. Still purring, he's placed once again on the being. The thing did a lot of moving around. The gaint takes off else where, taking him back to the room he'd been to just hours ago. When he sees that it was reaching in the same place it'd had gotten the food from last night. 'Rancher' lets out sounds of delight. Thinking of thd nuce round thing, but the come to silnce when the see some similar but uterly different than what he remembered. Either way the gaint feed the fruit fruit to him. Sniffing it like the last, he then noms on the first piece. Only to find it better tasting than the last fruit. 'Rancher' wolfs down the pieces he's given. Licking his lips afterward. Thankful for the meal, he lays on the shoulder. Relaxing on the being, as he's covered by a new red shell. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 4:17 am

TI: //Kankri jogs outside, assured that Rancher won't be jerked off and out of his hood with running motions, and then glances at his bike longingly. He groans, not entirely certain whether it would be safe with Rancher in his hood. Weighing his options, he finally decides he'll just ride carefully with Rancher in mind as he cycles. He settles the helmet on his head, snaps it, then pumps the pedals, gliding down the sidewalk and towards the mysterious building squashed unnoticeably between a grocery store and a bank.//

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 4:39 am

CG: * Not really paying mind to anything. A breeze of cool air rushes into the 'shells' opened coating. Chilling him a bit. Having way too much curiosity for his own good, he checks out what had caused it. He moves to the opening. His view ubscured by the speed the traveled, only seeing blurs of greens, browns, and others past by. In the distance 'Rancher could see lots of structures. Out of all of them only onebstood out from the bland builds. Having an uneasy feeling he hopes that he wouldn't be going there. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 4:48 am

(Aww, is he scared? o:)

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 5:00 am

TI: //He halts the breezy ride right in front of the shop, and parks it in sitting position beside the door. He walks inside, the door jingling to alert the woman he's arrived, and once more he finds himself entranced by the countless antiques that he doesn't understand. All of them look so alien, really. His pupils dart up and he jumps a foot in surprise, crying out when he spots the woman in the corner of his eye. She literally appeared out of nowhere, he swears.// Hello, ma'am. //He greets politely, despite his frightened reaction.//
DI: //She giggles, and points at his hood, purring happily. It reminds Kankri of a feline.// I see he hatched purretty early! May I hold him? I can tell you his name, if mew'd like. //She offers, chirping at the grub beneath his hood, coaxing it to come out in a language it can half understand.//
TI: //Kankri hesitantly pulls Rancher out from his protection shield, then gently gives it- oh, apparently, 'him'- to the woman.//

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 5:02 am

(( No, just unsure o,o I'll be a bit more clear. ))

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 5:13 am

CG: * Good thing that he'd latched his lil' clawing into the shirt, Kankri just so happens to ascend what seems to be yards backwards. 'Rancher' hold back his sounds of surpirse. A new voice, that's more high pitched that his 'heater' speaks up. Talking exactly like the gaint. He 'pffts' at her words, thinking she knew nothing. But he'd be proven wrong in the next short moment. 'Rancher' growls as he is passed on to her. Aggitated to leave the cozy area he claimed his. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 12:41 pm

DI: //She bubbles happily as Rancher growls loudly, hissing and spitting once he's seperated from Kankri. She shooshpaps him, then asks in Alternian,// What's your name, young one?
TI: //As Rancher leaves his hands, he feels kind of empty again, like there's a gaping hole in his chest that was once beginning to heal but now is tearing at the edges. He tiredly watches the woman garble in some language he doesn't understand at all, and as Rancher speaks up in defiance, the woman laughs, her head thrown back, though he's still unable to see any of her facial features through the veils.//
DI: //She recovers quickly, but hiccups in amuse.ment.// Silly, your name isn't *Rancher*. That's terripurr- I mean, the name that you were hatched with. Hmm? Oh, it's Karkat, is it? That's a furry strong name, I like it! Here you go, back to Kankri. Yes, the giant has a name. Alright. //She allows Karkat to crawl back inside Kankri's hood after their small conversation is over, smiling at the young---

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 12:52 pm

DI: man the entire time. She begins to speak in English again.// He says his name is Karkat. Remember it, beclaws he'll respond best to it. And it seems, at the rate he's growing- mew must be feeding him some awesome stuff- he'll be going into pupation soon. Good luck! //She purrs some more, pushing him out of the shop, all the while, saying// Come back once he's started making his cocoon and I'll let you know what you should do next!
TI: //Overwhelmed, Kankri receives Ranch- Karkat, oops- and blinks at the woman's words. Pupation? Cocoon? Darn, so his buddy was going to become a butterfly or a moth of some sort. Karkat will want to fly around... he'll have to let him go. Kankri clutches the grub to his chest- but not to tight, obviously- and nods at her words reluctantly. Then, he gets on his bike again, and before he rides, he looks into Karkat's eyes.// I never want you to leave. I love you. Won't you stay? I'll take care of you, like I have been. //Kankri feels tears pri.ck the---

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 12:57 pm

TI: corners of his eyes, but nothing falls. All he can manage to say is,// You're going to be beautiful, I can see it now. If you can understand me- You're going to be spectacular, you hear me? You'll be the best there ever was. //Done with his small speech that didn't really make much sense, he tucks Karkat in his hood and pedals off towards home again, noting that he needs to finish his essay on the human mind.//

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 1:34 pm

CG: * Learning his actual he interrogates the mysterious figure. " How come you can listen to what I say and even communicate, but he can't! You gaints are very weird. Are there only a few of you? What's he really called? Why is he colorful? Can you explain the source of the sweet foods? Why must it there climate change? " His questions go unanswered as he's handed over to the other once again. Other than learning new names Karkat hadn't seen the purpose of visting the new gaint. He did like her though. Maybe Kankri would vist again. Then Karkat could fully have lots of time to talk. Kankri had clumsily left the shop. As the lady tells them to come back later. So Karkat would get his chance! But the word cocoon strikes him as being off. He'd knew what it was yet he didn't at once. It must be something important. He'll remember what it meant eventally. Kankri had then held him, Karkat attatched him self to the 'shells' layer. Looking at the being, he was getting emotional. Over what? --

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 1:43 pm

CG: * He wasn't for certain. Was it because the lady said cocoon? Was it a bad word? Glancing up, Kankri was looking at him, with a very sorrowful expression. Kankri says a few things Karkat didn't quite really understand what he meant by bbeing 'spectacular'. He's then snuggles back into his spot on Kankri's shoulder. Watching the scencery go by again. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 1:58 pm

(OMGF IDEA- Karkat should think that 'cocoon' is bad, and it makes Kankri sad, so having anything to do with cocoons is forbidden. Once he reaches pupation, he'll get scared, abd try to not wrap one up, and then get sick. Insert very concerned Kankri, who wheels him to the Disciple's place immediately, then Karkat is finally coaxed to enter his cocoon, though he's crying the entire time. :u)

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 2:02 pm

(The entire time Karkat's inside his cocoon -which will be like a month, but we'll timeskip- Kankri will stick by his side and talk to him everyday, keeping the sleeping and growing KK company. Imagine Kankri's surprise when Karkat comes out as a troll! [Karkat comes out na.ked, and plasters himself to Kankri's front in a warm first actual embrace] ^u^)

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 2:04 pm

(( OH THE INGRUBMANITY! YES! SO MANY YES'S YES YES AND MORE YES. OAO! ))

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 2:53 pm

TI: //Kankri lazily stretches and kicks off his shoes as he enters his house, then looks at the disorganized way they were placed and puts them by the door in orderly fashion once more. After that's done with, he scratches behind Karkat's ears while padding in his white socks to his bedroom, where the computer is. He has to type up his essay, nap, wake up and go to his part-time job at Starbucks, then go to the one college class he has today. This semester, his schedule is very lenient, but next semester, it'll be super busy to make up for lost time. He sits down in his rolling chair, pulls out a bag of chips (something crunchy always helps him focus) along with a bottle of water, and then starts typing at the speed of light once the word document is open.//

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 3:23 pm

CG: * Karkat purrs loudly, nuzzling the hand. Back in the comfor of the bedroom. He notices Kankri in deep thought. The beings fingers move at an outragous speed. Thinking the keys could catch fire at any second. Karkat scurries down to Kankri's forarm. Watching the fingers, then the sceen. Line after line formed in a mattter of seconds as the white space is covered with black text. He was impressed. Every often he'd see new words he hadn't seen before. As Kankri types away at the keys. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 3:48 pm

TI: //About fifteen minutes later, Kankri's done with his essay, as usual. He always turns in his as.signments, being the stereotypical workaholic in life. Really, he never actually relaxes much. When was the last time he went on a real vacation? 'Um....' he ponders quietly, stroking the grub's soft body with care as Karkat purrs contentedly beneath his palm. Rising from his chair, he notes on how the room is accumulating dust and that he'll need to clean it tomorrow. Knowing how the grub must be bored just watching him work, he pulls out a cardboard box and takes on a little project. He sets it upside down so the bottom is in the air, and cuts out a tiny doorway and miniature widows. Then, Kankri runs to the bathroom to grab a few tissues to construct a bed just for Karkat. Soon, he's coloring it with crayons and he hannds a blue one to Karkat himself so they can both partic.ipate.//
(//Fangirls over the uber kawaii//)

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 4:03 pm

(( OAO IT'S ALMOST TOO KAWAII TO EVEN READ!! O': ))

CG: * Sitting up, Karkat looks to the brown cube. Wondering what Kankri had in store. The gaint then modifies it. Handing him a stick like thing, Not sure what to do with it, he looks to Kankri seeing that he's marking on the cube with it. Karkat scurries over to copy the other. Drawing blue puffy clouds on a side. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 4:27 pm

TI: //Seeing the artistic side pop out of his small charge, he grins and draws a sun above the little blue clouds. He adds a smiley face and gives it a pair of sunglasses, then returns to drawing curtains next the the window openings. Later, he starts giving the walls red and orange polkadots, after Karkat's horn colors. Looking closer, he adds some yellow into the mixture as well. As he backs up when he feels finished, he giggles at their weird creation. At the top, he decidedly scribbles, 'Karkat's house- Do Not Disturb.'//

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 4:36 pm

CG: * Karkat gawks at the yellow thing. * " Would that be a star? Do stars wear shades? Hm. " Once the box was claimed finished, he cheers at its colors. Kankri had then wrote his name on it. So it was offically now his own. Karkat scurries around examining its insides. It was really different, but it was also great! He was ecstatic to have the box. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 5:18 pm

(This RP's all happy and the other one's just... wow. Okay. XD)
TI: //While Karkat examines his house with the excitement and imagination equivalent to that of a small child, Kankri whips up some lunch, bring in tiny apple slices on a mini cardboard platter just for Karkat. He gets himself some macaroni and cheese as well as some milk, and when Karkat gives him an adorable pair of big doe eyes, he lets the grub try some of his own food.//

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 5:34 pm

(( I KNOW RIGHT X'D ))

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 5:42 pm

CG: * Karkat pokes the few noodles Kankri had set aside just for him. They were squishy. When ever he messed with them, not only would he end up covered in golden sauce, but the noodles would either reform it's previous shape or stick to what ever it'd be touching. He was highly amused by everything Kankri had to offer. Soon after they start to become cold he devours the golden shells. Giddy, he 'd roll around on the floor. Just because. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 8:49 pm

(Awe XD)

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 8:52 pm

(( QvQ -must be kawaii for the worlds sake- ))

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 9:05 pm

TI: //Kankri snorts, and picks up the messy grub, who's now littered with cheese sauce and stray macaroni noodles. Shaking his head with a little smile, he carries the tiny, cute little thing to his bathroom, then turns on the faucet in the sink. Filling it up after plugging it, he gently plops Karkat inside the warm water, the filth slowly dissipating and dirtying the liquid. He pumps the soap bottle into his hand, then scrubs his palms together, creating many suds. He softly rubs Karkat's body, cleaning away the worst of it until he's squeaky clean.//
(So sugoi :U)

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 9:36 pm

CG: * Karkat squirms in Kankri's grasp at the sound of running water. It was similar to the crashing of water hitting the end of 'Niagra Falls'. Loud and cold. "Splosh" was the noise he made when he was placed into the water. Popping his head up, Karkat in a bowl like thing. He claws at the porcelain. Sadly getting out was a waste of time. For as Kankri begain petting him? Removing all of his days work of messy eatting. Karkat closes his eyes, quietly enjoying the sudsy bath. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 10:00 pm

TI: //After bath time is over, Kankri tugs a hand towel off the wall bar, and unplugs the sink, draining the water. He scoops Karkat up, wrapping him up all fluffy and nice in the soft miniature towel. He cradles Karkat in his arms, carrying him to back to the living room where Karkat's new house is. He picks that up, too, and heads into his own room, where he puts the house down first, and then the grub, both with great care.// Alright, Rancher, you have a choice. I have to go to work at Starbucks now, so play time is over. You can either stay here at home and play in your little house, or you can come with me and explore the outside world. If you do, then I have one rule: you must not bring attention to yourself. That's the number one condition, alright? If you fail to comply, then I'm afraid I won't be able to take you places anymore.

M0M0

04 May, 2014, 10:18 pm

CG: * " Starbucks? Do you have any terms I'd know of? " Since Kankri was giving him a choice, he could soon find out, or wait here for his return. Even so the choice to go along with Kankri seemed very exciting. Through 'home' was something he had yet to see even inch an cranie. But they'd be back the here later. As to who knew when he'd get another opportunity to venture to 'Starbucks'. Karkat cries out with waving claws as if asking to go with. *

Kriska

04 May, 2014, 10:41 pm

(gtg)

Kriska

05 May, 2014, 4:21 pm

TI: //Seeing the little one's eagerness to come along with him to work, he croons softly and picks Karkat up, placing him on his shoulder again. That place is soon becoming like Karkat's special place to be, and Kankri doesn't mind in the least. It certainly is nice to have a warm pouch of cuteness right next to him all the time, anyways. Straightening his posture, Kankri rummages through his closet for his work uniform and puts it on, then grabs his keys and wallet and parades out the door in a happy sort of fashion. His small charge is going to be seeing many things today, apparently, and it's all because of him! If any other kind of person had picked Karkat up, who knows what the poor grub would have gone through?//

M0M0

05 May, 2014, 8:42 pm

CG: * Karkat had grown accustomed to Kankri's shoulder. Perfect place to get a view of lots of things and no issues with predators. That is if this place had any. Jiggling of metal against metal caught Karkats attention. Kankri hadn't grabbed those last time they went out. Or Kankri did and he hadn't noticed? What did they belong to? He'd soon know.

Kankri had walked out to a gaint shiny contraption. Looked just like his box, but with more curves. Kankri opens, what could be called a door, and slides into it with ease. Karkat was alright with this, before Kankri closed the door. Suddenly feeling claustrophobic, he presses up against the back of Kankri's neck. It was fine, he could make it through his short journey. Click! Kankri had snap something into place? Then the roar of a powerful beast echoed. Karkat went pale. His little heart pounding to the roars rythem. *

Kriska

06 May, 2014, 9:07 am

(POOR KARKAT, OHMYGOSH <:'D)

Kriska

06 May, 2014, 10:44 am

TI: //Kankri, noticing the grub's nervous behavior when he trembles on his shoulder, then curls up, as if hiding from something, the college student takes infinite mercy on the poor soul and comfortingly scratches Karkat's ears to take his mind off the car ride. He backs out of the driveway, then steadily wheels out on to the street, out of the neighborhood. Once they reach the highway, Kankri has to focus on the road. He stops scratching Karkat, and in a hasty desicion, sticks the grub down his shirt so Karkat won't have to look out the window and maybe get carsick.//

M0M0

06 May, 2014, 2:36 pm

CG: * Karkat had relaxed at the touch, Kankri petting him, forgetting about the large beast. That was till Kankri ceased, and stuffed him down the colored shell. Trimbbling he clings to the others torso. Growling at any road bumps they cross. Unwanted movement, shaking him.*

Kriska

06 May, 2014, 9:34 pm

TI: //Knowing just how terrified Karkat must be, Kankri squeezes his eyes shut and speeds just a little (very unnoticeably little- what a nerd), and arrives in the city a bit early for his shift, and he parks in the parking lot in a neat and orderly fashion, making sure he's parked his car straight, and seeing that he hasn't gone over any white lines, he smiles in self accomplishment and unbuckles. He then reaches under his shirt, and cradles Karkat apologetically, whispering sweet words and kissing his tiny head to make up for it.// Well, it's time to go inside now, Karkat. I hope you're prepared for the hustle and bustle of small cafes. Especially Starbucks... it gets pretty busy at times.

Kriska

06 May, 2014, 9:35 pm

(From now on, Karkat should beg for kisses on his forehead and find them like super special <33 Even when he's all grown up, forehead kisses will be the one thing that'll keep him happy even on his grumpiest day ^w^)

M0M0

06 May, 2014, 9:43 pm

(( Dawww ovo Okays! Noted! ))

M0M0

06 May, 2014, 9:56 pm

CG: * He could tell the ride was about over, for it was coming to a slow stop. Another 'click'. Even when they had come to a stand still in that box, he still cling to the other. Light then slipped through an opening, squinting, Karkat hisses in agitation, as he's once again pulled out by the hand. Kankri did try to comfort him, but in all results, it failed. For then Kankri had brought his lips upon Karkat's head. He then immediately quieted, now all jubilant. Nodding that he was ready.

Kriska

06 May, 2014, 10:20 pm

TI: //Seeing Karkat almost go limp when he kisses him on the forehead, Kankri only raises an eyebrow and notes to try it again later when he's having trouble calming the grub down. Seeing that his small charge is ready to go, he sighs once he realizes that he doesn't have a collar to stick the little one in. He's in his uniform, and obviously that isn't a large sweater capable of hiding entire creatures special to him. He looks at Karkat, sitting all placid in his lap on top of his hands, and he thinks. Just where could he place him?//

Kriska

06 May, 2014, 10:21 pm

(No like I really need help with this holy fu.ck)

M0M0

06 May, 2014, 10:34 pm

(( Just say what you need an I'll add on things, or give? ovo ))

M0M0

06 May, 2014, 10:36 pm

(( Pants Pocket!! OvO Under a Hat? ))

M0M0

06 May, 2014, 10:36 pm

(( Be like a pencil and stick him in a boot? :p .. okay maybe not cause ew x''D ))

M0M0

06 May, 2014, 10:38 pm

(( O'//A//'O DA FUUAQQ'.... MIND SAYS IT'D BE HILARIOUSLY STUPID TO PLACE HIM IN THE FRONT WHERE ZIPPER IS....XDD GOG KRISKA I REALLY LOVE YOUR MIND <3 ))

Kriska

07 May, 2014, 9:52 am

(Yes that's what I was thinking but then I was like hmm that'd be a bit traumatic for bby KK and also Kankri would look like he has a frickin bo.ner)

M0M0

07 May, 2014, 10:46 am

(( o: Idk then. Boot, pocket, hat? Might have more ideas of a place later? ))

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