*high-pitched voice*
do
you
think
this
is
a
mother
f.uckin
game krisk

//Caresses the box soothingly// It's okay, I'll feed you Lucky Charms in a little bit. >:)
*Magical leprechaun cereal >u>*
*Magic*
*Leprechaun*
*Cereal*

Ava:DAAAAAAW YOUR SO F*CKING PRECIOUS ERI *gives a tiny hug & plays around w/tiny wand/cape/etc./ your toooo cuuuuuuuuuute >u<

*TINY SCREAMS*

*hisses*

//Gives Eridan some sushi//
Raw dead fish! Woohoo. This is good for your brain ^o^

//Whispers// ...You desperately need some more brain cells ASAP

;_ ; *sits on a stool in the corner,sad*

You lie. You know you find him extremely hilarious. He's teeny weenie, with small accessories and a high-pitched voice as well as miniature limbs. You can literally go around with him in a box the entire day and trick people into thinking he's a di.ck and then you show them and they're relieved yet frustrated at the same time. I mean, really. A tiny di.ck. That's some funny sh.it right there.

(Whispers little finned ears are uber kawaii desu)

*VERY ANGRY SEADWELLER NOISES*
*throws tiny rings*

Ava:*picks up little eridan*its ether we call you a wittle cutie,or you turn back to normal size & won't have all these ladies callin u precious & a cutie batooty.

//Gasps// So true. Might want to stay small, Eridan... if only to win le Sollux's kokoro and give it many dokis.

Ava:& STOP YELLING & RESISTING YOUR WAY CUTER SMALL...or ill flick you outta here >:3

*clings to ava's finger and bites it*

//Puts a leash on Eridan and hands Ava a band-aid. Shakes head, tsking// This guy...

*tiny screeches* *takes out tiny science wand and shoots a hole in your hand...
It's actually just a size of a m&m*