Why tomatoes? xD

Because I hate them. Tomatoes disgust me.

(...I really like your name. <33 //Cries the Niagra Falls and kisses you all over your face in happiness//)

Ah, is that so.. No wonder you don't like piizza xD (( OAO * nuzzles char damp face *

Exactly! Weirdly enough, though, I love spaghetti, tomato soup, and ketchup. :33

(Gtg bed)

(( D: BUT TIS FRIDAY? * checks calender * YEAH! FRIDAY! QvQ ... G'night Kriska ))

WELL MY DAD KINDA FORcED IT CAUSE I'M SICK. BUT I SET MY ALARM CLOCK REALLY EARLY JUST SO I COULD FINISH UP SOME PICTURES FOR YOU AND p. much just talk with you because we nEED TO DISCUSS THE ULTRA KAWAII OF YOUR MOIRAIL PICTURE

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riGHT NOW

(Shhhhsshhs, don't tell anyone, but I actually woke myself up at 5:15 am 8'D)

O_O KRISKA! YOU ARE TO HAVE PLENTY OF REST! ONCE YOU HIT THE SLEEP BAN YOU ARE TO HAVE EXACTLY 8 HOURS OR MORE OF SLEEP!

(Sleep ban? :O Whazzat?)

>.< AND* (typed to fast) YOU ARE TO HAVE SLEEP!

(Nyeh, but the average person spends 30 years of their life sleeping... I'M UNIIIIIQUE //Flies into the sun//)

( o3o ... Gog thats a lot.. TOO BAD YOU STILL NEED REST. How are you feeling? Any better? )

(No more burning up! <3 However, I have a p. bad headache and the cough just keeps a-comin' (': //Weeps//)

//Sits on a beanbag, and sinks into the material, moaning in relief// What a day to be alive!

I guess thats good o: making progress

//Drags you into the beanbag with me// Stooopp worrying. Shhshshss. //Paps you//

* fidgits * Who said I be worry. Why are thy patting... * purrs reluctantly, watches you draw * .-.

Because you're perfect and you need to calm your 7175. //Continues papping, enjoying the purr// Also, my next <> fluff picture has a surprise in it, so watch the video when I publish it, alright? ;D

* leans on you * -^- Hm, Yes. I know to. You have the balls to write tihs in this postting of Kriska.

I can't wait for you to see this, then.... >:D //Wraps arms around you and rocks you gently, still papping//

* nuzzles * .. OH THII-TH II-TH GOIING TO BE GOOD.

D4m str8, Mo. Also, I saw on your profile that you needed an official name? Well, I can do the thing. Just you watch. //Puts on thinking cap and stares at the floor//

Karlux, Sorkat, Sorkux, Kallux, Kollux, Sarkat, etc. :-)

* stares * Quit your thinking. You've done enough of that. >0>

( o.0 Sarkat sounds similar to Serket? )

(Which one do you want? You pick <33)

( thank chu Lyna QvQ .. You do so much for mez. )

(Pssh, no I don't! You do wayyy more. Besides, you're worth it. //Suddenly L'Oreal)

( * huggles, caressing you * -0- )

owo //Huggles back// So which one is the one you like the best?

( karlux and or Sarkat O: so i think Sarkat)

(Sarkat's adorable, wow <33 Now you can make an official profile picture! ^u^)

(( QvQ already working on one.. Hell it's taking forever. Also, weba ))

(Sorry for leaving, heh ^-^' Andre was forcing me to actually eat real food and... blech D:)

( tis okay :p You got to eat. otherwise awful things will happen to you )

(*watching gifs* Sees a Kankri shaking/dancing? Dialog reads: " It's called 'The booty pap'. If you were more educated in the human culture I've tried to discuss with you on a number of occasions, you might know that. This is what being multi-cultural looks like." xDDDD

(OmGF. //This is how Kankri hits on people now- new headcannon aqcuired//)

(( Pfft xDDDD YES! AKWARD ATTEMPTS ))

TI: 9h my unspecified deity, Karkat. I really th9ught I'd taught y9u 6etter than this. //Currently having sloppy make-outs with Karkat//

CG: WHA- YOU HAULTED, *JUST* TO SAY THAT? * growls * resuming the session *

(Weirdest dream last night! I was walking through the forest with my family, and Idk what our destination was, but it was pretty important, I guess. We kept having to face obstacles like raging rivers and wolves and stuff. It was pretty hardcore. At one ppoint, We were walking down this very very narrow cement path, and it was right next to this big lake, right? Well, it was swarming with angry bobcats. I think they had rabies. One tried to eat me, but I ran away shrieking and fell into the lake. My sister was laughing at me and saying that the bobcats were perfectly harmless, and Andre was just like, "Come on, Madelyn, this is no time for messing around." So I got out and followed them again. I woke up, and fell asleep once more, having yet ANOTHER weird-ssa dream.)

(I wasn't in this dream, actually. I was more of a spectator in the audience, maybe a secretary temporarily? Anyways, I somehow got to see behind the scenes. So the setting is at my school's theater, and apparently the goal of the show was to show all of us 'normal people' the freaks of nature. Kinda like Cirque du Freak? Mnyeh. Anyways, a lot of people didn't show up to 'preform' so there were a lot of technical difficulties to be dealt with throughout the entire thing. One act came up, and she was pretty freaking amazing. She was an African, with an accent, and her problem was that she would never ever be able to sit down in a chair, otherwise her legs would immediately begin to freeze. However, no matter how hot the temperature was, even if she caught on fire, she would never burn. It was cool :p)

o.O' What the hell do you do before bed? Those are pretty weird, but they sound so flipping amazing oAo

(Yeah, they're weird... I think having vivid dreams is genetic, though. My real dad would occasionally have dreams of flying. What's bad about vivid dreams, though, is when they turn into nightmares. I remember every single detail. Good thing I don't have those very often! ^u^)

(Oooh! Tell me your weirdest dream! 38D)

( pfft xD genes... I don't think I have many weird dreams, most of my dreams circle around bad things.. o: )

( Well, there was one where You, Nyt, and idk who else but we were at a school. And someone had the idea that we should all join hands and skip down the schools halls. It was lovely for a bit, but then as if by the great irony gogs wrote, placed a banana in front of Nyt. We both know what happens, then after that frying pans literly start falling from the ceilling. We grabbed Nyt from his self made heep, dashing of to the science lab. taking shelter under the large desks. After a while you got bored and decided to mess with siht.

The rainning of frying pans ceased, then you jumped to your feet grabbing all sorts of chemicals... 0_0 You made like 4? mixtures. Once Nyt came through, you asked him to drink them. He qustioned a bit, but went along with it. Taking a sip of the first, he shoke, and hic upped. Then he flipping was 3 feet tall, snout of a crockie, and ant antena.. Gog.

After that, he chugged down the secound, now that one was horrid. He some how endded up in a cabbnet, with an octopus curling around him, you just laughed contienously as this went on, enjoying your creations. Retriving the Nyt, we dunked him in the 3rd on. And then - my alarm went off. -v-

(Hot diggity dang, that's pretty strange... I sound evil, lol ^u^ Poor Nyt. tentacle raep for the rest of eternity for him)

( evil? not at all. xD Just enjoying your self )

(I'm sure Nyt was enjoying himself quite a lot more... if you know what I mean >w>)

( X'DD MY GOG. THAT NEEDS TO BE DRAWN * puts it on a list * )

(Imma draw it to. We'll see what the other was thinking when I said that! ^u^ //Also puts on list// Huehue... just wait until Nyt finds out that we drew p..orn of his fantroll, AKA him)

( he be sickened, yet impressed and like WTH :3 No regrets. )

(Oh, gosh, now I gotta start it right now! Race you-- >:33)

( OAO EH! MOTHER FUPPER! XDD )

(HAHA GOT HIS OUTLINE DONE, SUCKERRRRRR)

( *hasn't even started * X''DDDDDD )

(You might wanna hurry up, or else I'll beat you >w>)

( WE BOTH KNOW YOU ALREADY WILL XDD I TAKE TO LONG WITH DETAIL )

(Well maybe I'll add an actual background! You never know O:<)

( ohhhh a bg :3 those are best )

(Crap, what should I even do for the background, anyways...)

( makes it better than a plain white one O: )

(THERE WILL BE RAINBOWS. YES. MUCH COLOR. SUCH G4Y. VERY VIBRANT)

( oh boy xD working on the outline now )

(//One tear falls// Mama's proud)

( DID YOU FINISH? :3 )

(F,uck no! This background is going to be perf D:< I will not stand for any mistakes. ....UvU And you? Where are you in the progress of the picture?)

( QvQ ... outline X'DDDD )

(MY BG IS AMAZING. CHECK IT)

( eh? xD )

(But if I publish it now, you have to keep it safe with you because I'm gonna delete it so I can work on it again without my followers knowing >v>)

(Also you must press play in order for full rainbow effect)

( o.o Okay! )

( i assume you already deleted it? :p )

(No, actually. It's coming immediately after I type this comment. HURRY!)

( ah, sorry. o.o * waits for update * )

(It's there)

( doesn't show QvQ i'll just wait till your finished )

(Wait... did you allow yourself to see mature paintings when you joined the site?)

I DON'T KNOW

( -_-' your right. but i can't do anything about it till later... do what ever then /: )

(I'll just un-mature it. Ready, set, go! UvU)

( -_-' nope, nothing. Just forget it for later QcQ )

Auuugh! I forgot to send it, that's why XD Hold on //kicks self// aight, imma do dis

DONE. eeeyyyyyyyy

What? Just wait a little bit. It's black because I colored over it...

( 0///0 kay got it... THANK UOU .////.)

(Huehuehue... I see you enjoyed very much >w> If you saved it, go ahead and mess around with the picture, I don't mind. You'll make it way better than I ever will ^^'')

( But it's perfect the way it is D: ... but do you feel guilt for making Nyt popcorn? x'D )

(Not at all, sir //Adjusts spectacle and bows top hat to you very politely// After all, I've done it before. Just not quite so openly, ohoho!)

( Oh my.. X'DD is that so. Then we must make more while by summer )

(Yes! Yes, we shall :> We'll make tons and tons and tons of poPcORN of Nyt without asking and then pile it all on him at once. It'll scare the living heebeejeebees out of him XD)

( PFFT! QUF YES! QVQ )

(Also... my Nyt p0rn got deleted by accident, so i'm cheering myself up by drawing mituna/john)

(So you're probs gonna beat me now)

( OAO ...WDDBVBN.... I still have the outline QvQ and theres a way to branch it off to where you can make a copy of where of a certain time frame if you want to restart the draw. But it's okay .. XD reason why to have 3 copys till finished..)

(!!! How do you do that? You're a lifesaver! Omg <333)

( Nu prob o: )