MARRY ME? <>

YES! * cries rainbows, glomping you *

I'm in the middle of drawing a spectacular anime you -w- //Caresses your face// IT'S ALRIGHT MY LOVE

Wow watching you draw is like. Really intimate //Fans self//

o3o That sounds ... x'D No wonder your not commenting. Thought you ditched ;v; * kusses chu cheek *

Nuuuu, I'm just drawing your perfect face :'33 Also, I gtg bed nao D: I'll reply to our RP in the morning

I love you! <3 //Huggles really tight and points at your followers// YA GOT TWOOOOO!

G'night Kriska ^^' <> Have pleasent dreams. I NO CARE FOR FOLLOWS AS LONG AS I GOT FRIENDS. XD HEY! NEW <> FLUFF IDEA... >v< BYES

AaaaHHHH I'M UP I'M UP. AND I'M READY FOR SCHOOL, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT FOR ANOTHER HOUR. //Boogies// SO MUCH TIME TO DRAW! <3 Also, I'm really loving that beautiful brain of yours... So many ideas! <>

ovo Aw so early.. <> Don't be pushing your self to much on waking up at that time.

I have arrived. //Throws sparkles at you upon entrance// Love me.

Lovely. Now. You still feeling awful like earlier?

I'll get better if I pretend I'm not. Also, my WIP of you is turning out pretty good, I think <3 I'm in the middle of making the horns shiny ^u^

(I'm really dizzy though, mnyeh)

That doesn't sound to help much? .-.

(But I finished making the horns shiny, so I feel happier on the inside. Look. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna smile. Wait for it... wait for it... There! :)

/: Awe. So kawaii.

I am so uber kawaii desu. You can't handle the sparkle. Also, done with the shirt!! Are you working on anything?

NO! NO HANDLE SPARKLE! AND yes. <> fluff. but when you say done you mean the drawing?

(Nah, I'm done coloring/shading in your jacket :p)

//Drowns yOU IN THE SPARKLE// EAT IT MOTHERSUCKER

* chokes * Cough * I'LL NEVER SUBMIT! NGH.. (( XDD ))

Also about arging with you on which was either Uke or Seme. Kankri will forever be Seme >v< even if kk denies all.

YES YOU WILL. //Pushes you down, and plants a foot on yourchest, keeping you in place//
(Aww <33 I was legitimately thinking that it was the other way around, but both are super cute like wow.)

(Also, I published you. AS A WIP THO. PLS DUN JUDGE ME, THIS IS LIKE MY SECOND PAINTING //Cries//)

... XDD I COMMENT.. HEY! * paps * IT'S FINE :3 STILL LEARNING THE TOOLS AND ALL. YOU'LL MAKE A MASTER PIECE SOON ENOUGH.

I guess you've submitted to me, then. Bwahahaha! //Coughs, rattling self, and then recovers quickly, smiling like it never happened//

... LIKE HELL. * grabs your leg, pulling you down to my level, catches, snuggling you *

//Pouts, but gives in to the snuggling// Fine... Be that way.
//Kisses your cheek and knocks horns with you// Heh! <>

Gah- Why diid you do that. Th-o mean. * liick-th your face *

//Sputters// H-Hey! I 9nly kissed y9u! I didn't lick y9u... //Licks you sloppily// Revenge!!!!!!

Ew---! Kri-thka germ-th! *grabs your ears, gives smirk * >:3

//Growls playfully and grabs your ears, too- we're at a standstill// Equal ground, Momo. May8e you need to think 8efore you act?

Hell nah-. No fun in that. * stare stare * ovo

(It won't let me do the nines in my quirk without labeling them inappropriate D':)

//Huffs// Well, I supp9se we're g9ing t9 just stay like this, then?

(Maybe it's only when the eights and the nines are together... huh)

(( I KNOW OVO LOOK AT YOUR JOHN COMS. SEEMS A BIT STUPID BUT IT'S PROTECTING LITTLE KIDS AND STUFF. ATLEAST ITS NOT AS STRICK AS M11VERSE IS? ))

(( hmm... you'd think 69 instead but why 98? ))

* scoffs * No. Not at all. * releases ear, quickly embracing the Kriska *

(Hmm... true. Miiverse is like. a communist dictator or something...)

(Maybe 98 means something. MAYBE IT'S THE BEGINNING NUMBERS IN A CODE TO UNLOCK THE UNTOLD SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE... WHO KNOWS!)

//Grumbles and hugs back, but without hesitance; nuzzles your jacket and sighs// Y9u're difficult s9metimes. 8ut I d9n't mind. <>

( O-O OH MY GLOG MAYBE! WE MUST CRACK THE CODE! )

* cuddles * ^^ Hm. Only for chu.

//Squishes your cheeks together and smirks at your fishface// 9kay, n9w say 'I'm Kriska's 8.tch.'

(Glog...? No, I think you mean... Glob >:p //Adventure Time theme music plays epicly in the background//)

(( NUPE, THAT'D BE COPYRIGHT XDD ))

* huff-th * WHAT? WHY'TH? ... * narrow-th eye-th * II'M KRII-THKA'-TH B!TCH..

AG: //Squeals softly// I have finally achieved p1mp level! I am the mastermind of life! //Kisses your cheeks and then stands up, throwing arms into the air, fists clenched with the feeling of success// I. Am. Awes9me!!!!!!

(Shoot why'd I put AG. //Cries// Meant to put nothing there instead...)

* flops * o3o MHM. TH-UUURREEE YOU ARE! xD ... WAIIT. DOE-TH THII-TH MEAN II'M YOUR H03?

A-TH WELL A-TH B!TCH 03o ...

* bows to new master *

O# #B //Shocked// Well... Yeah, I guess y9u ARE my h9e. //Sits on your back as you crawl to your hands and knees, sort of like a horse// Giddyup! We have secrets t9 unl9ck!

O: WHAT KIIND? ovo * wonders aimlessly in all directions *

The universal kind! //Leads you into space//

* squeals like Ge1co Piggy * Weee! xD

//Gasps// Piggy? ....8ac9n!! <33

* jumps in surprise * o-o eh

I like 8acon, Charles William Fisher. It's- how do you put it- DELECTA8LE! //Leads you to the sun// And I can't eat 8acon unless it's FRIED.

BUT I NO WANNA FRY! O-O ... NOT UNLESS YOU SHARE... * plumits into the sun, begining to sizzle *

//Inhales- dat meaty scent, oh bby// Hmm. Okay. I'll share. But first you must cook well.

YES! * eyes sparkle * OvO * flips self willingly for even sides *

(XDD Omf) //Cackles loudly as you make happy cooking noises//

(( X'DD )) * siz, pop, hiss, chak, p0p, iss * ovo

//Sniffs you intrusively// Y9u d9ne yet?

(Snap, crackle, pop :p)

I'm bacon, how would I know? * cheers * BUT, I believe so. Yes

Aw yiss. //Eats a little bit of you, and chews slowly// Mmm... crunchy, yet... juicy. I like it! //Continues eating//

* noms on hand * oAo GOG. I MUST MAKE MORE BACON LATER.

Yes. You should regenerate or something! <33 //Eats your fingers// Tasty >u>

O:! BRILLIENT! * continues munching, pondering new recipies *

D: *Brilliant
//Eats you a little faster and sloppier//

( KNOW WHAT! FUUQ ENGLISH I'M GOING WITH FRENCH. OUI! FRANCE )

( SCRATCH THAT. GERMAN >_> JA! GERMAN ) * halben weg gegangen *

(No get back here and speak English or I'mma finish you off without sharing O:<)

( -_-' Fine. ) * half way gone * ovo

(Aww, no mad faces. Cheer up, ya big goof. C'mere //Hugs//)
//Licks a piece of your fried horn that I chewed off in chunks// So, what're we gonna do when you're all gone?

( Not mad, just disappointed xD Had a bunch of German sprawled on paper ready to be sent ^^ )) O_O ... I'd say regen. but I don't thing I could..

(Oh, widdle baby Momo wants to speak in a language no one understands besides us? Then how about we make up one! Or we dluoc tsuj klat ekil siht, I onnud...) //Stops eating// Wait, if you're unable to regenerate, then that means I won't get a ride home! //Stares at your remains regretfully// I just wanted some 8ac9n...

(I have to go to bed now. ;n; I'll get up at like six-something and draw out all my inspirations. I love you, sweet dreams! <>)

(( awe, G'night ^^))

(( o.0 could..but na )) You stop, all because you forgot you needed a ride, yet no realization your eatting a friend? x'D

Oh, don't stop. Continue. I'll just meet you in another life or something. Maybe learn actually how to regen. xD

Does mean I have to die, too, in order to meet you in the next life? Maybe I need to be bacon, too. Alright... we'll eat each other to d347h, yo. How's that sound?

Horrid but interesting. Yeah! Lets!

* places you in a pan, hoovering it over the suns yummy fires *

//Squeals very p1g-like and grins at you// I 8et I'll taste 8etter than y9u.

( YOU SET YOUR SELF UP .. ) *pfft* Of course. You got better fattening than I do my scrumptious ^_^ * sings, shaking the pan a bit, as if it'd help *

//Weeps// Y9u're cruel. G99d thing I'll 8e awesomer than you. You can't stop me from cooking perfectly! //Does the worm// I wanna be, the very best- like no one ever was! //Sings Pokemon//

Hmm.. ^^ my word. Very. * pokes you with a chop stick, not wanting to waste dishes *

* takes you out of pan, instantly noms on your hair * :3 JUST SCRUMPTIOUS! >A< I MUST SAVOR YOU!

//Is nommed slowly by Momo// qwq Yes. I am perfect. Eat me. Taste the fried rainbow within my delightful self.

Hmm.. You should try your self.. XD * hands piece *

//Takes it and eats it, then moans from the taste// Yes, I am simply amazing.

(Um, did you see it? The Nytyss thing is up)

(BLEEPBLOOPBLIPBLOP)

(apples and bananas
opples and bononoes
eepples and beneenees
aypples and banaynays
iepples and binienies
upples and bununus)

.. * takes your lower halk and pack it away for later * o3o now be flipping handie capped

D:

*Is Tavros*

( X'D )

//Still being eaten//
...
:D

*?full* xD Gog, so yum..

(//But you have been completely eaten, as well! A conundrum has fallen on to our dinner plates, which we eye with distaste and push away whilst gagging and crossing our arms at it. Our parents tsk in disappointment, telling us of our age and reminding us that we are no longer small children. We peek at the conundrum through squeezed eyelids, then cough in disgust and shake our heads in refusal. Our parents sigh, then clear our dish and provide us with a reason behind the conundrum, which satisfy our hungry bellies and makes us happy.//)

OH GOD SOMEONE TOLD ME THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON ME AND
AND I HOPE I LET THEM DOWN REALLY EASY BECAUSE THEY'RE A GREAT FRIEND AND I

OH NO. This
This isn't

Oh, the poor girl... I hate myself. I really really do. ._.

SO CUTE