Why so glum my chum? ;p

EB: i want the booty, but the booty don't want me. ;(

MC: *H** P**R B***Y! M****NG *U*! <* .... XDDDDDD THIS HAPPENED WTH..

MC: THAT P00R BOOTY! D0N'T KN0W WHAT IT'S MISSING! <3 (( -v- said it was innapropiate... WTHF ))

EB: yes. it's terrible, karkat. the person won't even look at me! in fact, all they do is huff at me angrily and point their weapon at me whenever i play a fun prank on them! they even tried to steal my ring at one point. i still want the 8007y, though. they have it.

(( QcQ Mituna )) MC: TH-OO BAD FOR TH-HEM TH-HEN!!'!v!'!

(Oh! 5hi7. You weren't typing the quirk, so I thought- XD D*mnit!)

EB: you wanna help me get it? >:B

(( I CAN'T QUIRK! DID YOU NOT SEE FIRST COMMENT? XDDD FUUQ ))

MC: YES! YES YES! * claps hands, jumping with glee *

EB: alright. but first, we gotta play a game. the game is: find out who the 8oo7y's owner is! ready? i'll give you a hint- this person is a troll.

MC: OH OH I KNOW TH-HIS ONE IT TEREZI!!:!!-!!D!

EB: nah, bro. :B it's not terezi. 1 guess eliminated! you get two more before you lose. hint 2- this troll is a 'he.'

CG: * whacks EB * MC: OH! SOLLUX! xDDDDD!!

EB: //Cries out in slight pain// ow, karkat! what was that for?!
//Whispers no it's not Sollux but you're close. Go further down the blood castes//

MC: OH IS KITTY IS THE KAT!!,!,!}! OH OH

EB: .... ^-^' um, no. it's... //whispers so karkat can't hear// tavros.

O: Woah! Tought Vriska has him?

(John<3<Tavros. That's like. <3< OTP besides Vantascest hhhhHHh)

(AND IT'S TOTALLY CANON! //Squeals//)

(( really! I haven't seen any FA of that ship! D: *googles later *

(Ye, not very many people support the ship, but John and Tavros are ultra cute when they call each other names and prank one another <33)

( dawweee >v< )

EB: well, guess you lost the game, mituna. sorry, but you can't help me get the boo7y unless you do me a favor.

(( PURPOSELY TYPOED >_> SHSSS YOU G.N. )) MC: * pouts * ... EH! WAHT FAVOER

(//Curls up and weeps// No
Mituna stop
you're hurting me)
EB: get me some gushers. they must say 'betty crocker' on them. then we'll search for the treasure!

( no quirk... QvQ ) MC: BECK CROK. OKAY! * runs off, a few minutes later, returns with a box *

MC: * holds it out to you *

EB: //takes the box, and reads the label out loud// 'tasty treats for zoo marine life. approved by becky the crocodile.' //Slowly looks up at Mituna// i... oh, fine, these will do.

MC: * looks gleeful, with a stupid smile. if he had a tail he'd be wagging it. * WHAT NOW??^?,?^??

EB: we look... for the b.ooty! come on, it's this way. //walks out of the room, beckoning Mituna to come along with a flick of his wrist//

MC: * skips after, almost bumping into John, he constantly looks in all directions *

(da.mn it stop making me ship this you meanie DX) EB: //almost falls over, but straightens and helps himself back up again with a gust of wind// be careful, mituna. we don't need anybody to get hurt, alright? that'd be bad. //With another rush of the air, Mituna is also floating, and John thinks to himself for a second before hooking an arm around the other's waist to bring them both up further above the ground// we'll get there faster if i do this! :B

( XDD IS IT THAT BAD? MAKE YOU SHIP LOTS OF SIHT! O-O IDEA... CRONKRI RP ON THE OTHER >:D GIVE YOU A SMALL TASTE OF THAT SHIP :P )

MC: * shakes head, nodding multiple times. levitating in the air he shouts excitedly * I BELIEVE! FAITH, TRUST, AND PIXIE DUST!

MC: * held by the other * ONWARD?

(A'ight! I can do that <33 You get to be Cronus, doe 0-0)
EB: //Struggles to keep a grip on the excited troll, but smiles and nods// yeah! onward. here we go--- //blasts off with a strong push, and they zoom across the sky at what most would consider terrifying heights//

( kay :3 going to reseach that a bit. )

(Haha, nerd XD //Paps you and whispers my nerd//)

MC: veee-! * screatches, through the flight. stopping only secounds when John gets close to the destination. *

( xD! I only want to make sure you got a good feeling of the rp. Won't if it sucks sas )

EB: and we have arrived, sir. The beta trolls' neighborhood, full of hives and lawnrings and recuperacoons and other such weird troll words. I need you to quietly investigate to see which one belongs to Tavros without being creepy or implying why you are. say you need some sugar, and tavros said he'd give you some. that sounds like him. the 'nice' guy. haha, right... //Grumbles a little, then shakes his head, clearing up his gloomy expression// alright, mituna, you ready for this?! :B

MC: * a clueless expression already written over his face. Snapping out of the daze he answers with a 'YE-TH'! Scanning the houses they all looked the same through his curls. Picking a house he believes might be Tav's, he strolls to the door, knocking on ut several times *

EB: //Watches from up above, on the roof, away from curious eyes//

GA: //Answers the door// Oh It's You Mituna. Would You Like Something? Please Come On In. I Have Tea Ready And If You'd Like I Could Pour You A Cup

MC: * waves enthusiastcally, sputtering the lines John went over with him. * CUP OF SUGAR?/?^?-?^?

MC: * glides into the trolls living quarters *

(Literally gliding. Omf XDD)
EB: //Facepalms loudly//

GA: Hmm? You Want Sugar In Your Tea? I Suppose That's Alright //Pours tea in a cup, and stirs in some sugar before handing it carefully to Mituna// Be Warned. It Is Hot And It May Burn Your Tongue

MC: * takes the tea, feeling his message was miss heard. He sips careffully taking Tav's word. He should try again. * THANKZ! BUT, A CUP SUGAR? CAN I HAVE IT? * tilts head at Tav, wondering if the phrase would fix the issue. John surely hadn't given any other detail that to get sugar. *

GA: //Kanaya looks a bit startled, but unfluffs her ruffles and nods// I Guess You Could. What Do You Need It For However

MC: JOHN WANTS SUGAR. FROM TAVROS. * cheers *

MC: * sets tea down, giggles uncontrolablelly realizing this is not Tavros's hive * XDDD

MC: * laughes out * H-HE GAVE NO REASON! XDD

EB: //Sputters and flails up on the roof, not liking where the conversation is going//

GA: Oh Really? Well Then You Must Be Looking For Dear Tavros's Hive. It's Actually Only Two Blocks Down From Here. His Hive Is Decorated With Many Stray Forestbeasts. Good Luck... Also Why Does John Only Need Tavros's Sugar

MC: * shugs * THANK YOU * bows mid waist to Kanaya, exitting the house. Begining the walk to Tav's *

MC: * feeling a bit lazy, pulls out pocket skateboard, hopping onto it, he rolls down the road, no sign of John *

EB: //Flies directly above Mituna, watching the older troll skateboard his way to Tavros's house for some 'sugar.' He sighs, watching the muscles ripple through Mituna's suit, then realizes what he just thought of and turns fifty different shades of red, not really sure why this is happening//

( I THOUGHT THIS WAS JXT XDD WHAT YOU BE DOING? )

MC: * angling his foot on the board, he skids to a hault, best not to cause an mishap. pocketting the skateboard once more to it's rightful place. This time sure of the hive, he knocks on the door *

(HuEHUEHUE. J<3M, J<3<T)

EB: //Settles onto the roof again, continuously watching Mituna to see how Tavros will react//
AT: ... //No answer at the door//

MC: * knocks once more, antisipating wheater he should let himself in. Geting antsy he, does just that. peeping in Tavros no where in sight. * MR.TAV?

EB: //Slips down from the roof, one eye twitching as he'd tried to rid his mind of any thoughts that had Mituna in them in a bad way. Mituna had a matesprit, after all- NONONOPE NOT GOING THERE NO; John clears his throat, catching the definite ADHD troll's attention// now, we raid his house for the b.ooty. and also leave a few pranks here and there. are you prepared? //He says this all confidently, but his face betrays him as he is still a bright red//

MC: * looks in John's general direction. * THHHHH-.. * trails off, before saying * NO EH YES NO * curious of John, making sure to ask his well being later, but for now he goes with his friends plans. Not sure what kind of pranks, Mituna goes to the kitchen knowing there'll be supplier for pranks there. Maybe even bo.oty *

("Maybe even b.ooty" XDD)
EB: //Taking that as a yes, John tumbles airily through the hive, searching for Tavros's room- sorry, 'respiteblock.' Once he finds it, he is sure to place many buckets everywhere in a lot of incon5p1cuous places, chuckling darkly to himself, very out of character//

MC: * spoting the fridge, he heads straight for it, in hopes of sweets, upon opening it, only to find it mostly empty except for stick butter, milk, and eggs. Thinking for a while he gets the bright, grabbing them all. He takes the butter and starts to smear butter carefully l on the floor. From the far side of the kitchen to the entrance. *

((OHHHHHHHH MITUNA YOU'RE A BAD 455. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. YOU'RE AWESOME. SUCH ORIGINALITY. HHHHNG))
EB: //Once done, he wipes his hands on his hood to get rid of any dust particles he might have collected during the pranking session. Walking down the hall, and into the bathroom- ABLUTION TRAP (dumb troll words), John takes a few rolls of toilet paper and starts to cover the entire area with said material//

MC: * finished, he picks the milk and eggs up, looking around the room, he makes his way around the house. spotting certain details. Once making it back to the main living area. Mituna's noticed lots of air vents. Taking the eggs he places two in every room off the house. *

EB: //Prank completed, he hovers out (careful not to ruin the purposeful mess), closing the door behind him so Tavros has no idea what he's getting into as he walks in. He snickers, and flies down the hall, seeing Mituna in Tavros's room, placing two eggs in the ventilation space// hahaha, that's perfect! now all we need are disguises so we can strut our stuff out of here without anyone knowing who we really are! >:B

MC: * peers over * COPS!!?!?!!

MC: * hiding the carton behind tav's bed, he lugs the milk. * INVESTIGATORS?!

EB: no, no. we'll be gentle old men who could not possibly ever do anytging like this 'cause we're old, we're old men, and we're gentle old men... gentlemen. //Takes a couple strap- on beards out of his card modus and hands it to Mituna, snorting with laughter//

MC: * takes it qustioningly. Geting past John's logic, Mituna puts the beard on.* .... * stroke it, reminding him of fluffy animals * HM. * stands straight, leaving the room, actting as if he had manners *

EB: //Watches amusedly as Mituna fakes his poper attitude, and follows him out the door eagerly, not wanting to get caught by Tavros// wait up, sir! i'm too 'old' for this!

MC: GENTALMENLLY-NESS WAITS FOR NO ONE! * reaches the front door, by then John's already caught up with him, leaving Tav's house. Enjoying his day. *

MC: JOHN? IF YOU LIKE TAV, WHY PRANK HIM?

EB: //Sniffs// that's the thing. i'm learning from karkat about the quadrants, and it's normal to infuriate your potential kismesis. i... think. anyways, that's what i'm doing. i'm ruffling his so-called 'feathers' and eventually he'll accept my court case if i anger him enough. the same goes for him, too. //Twiddles thumbs, blushing// but i think i may have a small, um, flush crush on someone. it's pretty recent, actually, and i don't tnink i can pursue it... the person i have, well, small feelings for already has a matesprit, and a moirail who are totally more radical than me.

(*think)

MC: OHH-- KK'S B.S. xD

MC: THAT KIND OF LIKE. TAV MIGHT. BUT HE'S BIG PUSH OVER..

MC: FLUSH? COULD TRY? NEVER KNOW. ARE YOU OKAY? YOUR FACE HAS BEEN RED A LOT?

EB: //Slaps his hot cheeks and growls angrily at his face for betraying his emotions, then smiles up at Mituna, acting like he hadn't done what he'd just did// oh, i'm fine. and, um, you really think so? i should try? but... what if they don't like me anymore after i confess? and what's the point in doing so if they already have a matesprit who they've been with for like fifty thousand years? i can't beat that... //Looks at the ground gloomily as they walk out of the the neighborhood- Angry screeching is heard in the distance and John perks up again, clapping his hands in delight// we've done it! we're an awesome team! thank you! //Glomps Mituna//

MC: * not sure why John was hitting himself, thinking maybe the kid was being mind controlled from afar? * TO EXPLAIN. AGAIN. YOU WON'T KNOW. BUT IT LIKE SKATEBOARDING. KEEP TRYING AND YOU'LL LAND PERFECTLY. OR YOU WILL LAND FACE FIRST. IT'S STILL FUN TO BOTH WAYS. * John suddenly embraces. pats, hugging back * TEAM UP MORE OFFTEN?

MC: WELCOME? ^^'

(tihs, dinner... not like i'm actually eating //blows nose irritably// >->)

(//cries//)

EB: yes, i'd love to team up more often! you're way cool, especially at pranks. we should actually hang out, like, right now, if you're still av-avai-available... uh, yeah! so what do you say? //Gives Mituna his best pair of puppy eyes, poking out his lower lip in a desperate plea// i have a really awesome place in mind--- //coughs// but it's a surprise.

MC: O: YOU MAKE THE PRANK KING SIR. * pets the beard again * SURE, NOTHING ELSE TO DO? * mumbbles * SURPRISES... HM.

(gtg bed)

( D: g'night )

EB: haha, after what we just did, now i'm not so sure about being the pranking master. maybe i've met my match? maybe you'll soon take my title? who knows. but anyways-- yes! you're coming! //slight blush at that word... f.uck// come here, i'll fly us both there again. //he holds out his arms so he can carry Mituna//

MC: * takes the younger ones hand, all excited and what not. The human boy was really strange. Did their whole spiecies act like this? Blushing, sputtering, and always planning? Who knows. More qustions to ask for later. For now he'd settle just for that 'surprise'. Might be something worth seeing *

MC: * woots * O: BUT YOU ARE? YOU ARE LEGENDARY. PLENTY OF STORYS IN OUR HISTORY BOOKS?

EB: //Grasps Mituna's waist, and drags them both up into the fresh evening air, amongst the clouds while saying// aw, really? well shucks! i never knew. hehehe! that's pretty cool. however, i see some reeeal potential in you. maybe you could be, like, an apprentice? i dunno. that'd be fun, and then i could show you how great you are in the practice of pranking! //They gently fly this time, the sunset staining the clouds multiple hues of purple, pink, and orange//

MC: * the soft breeze was soothing, this was almost like skateboarding. Without the risk of the ground coliding with his eintier face. Listening John ramble on. Thinking he couldn't get anymore hyped up * Seriously SWEET !!?!!?!!

(Well. Sh.it. That's all I have to say. I forgot their fuc.king destination. krill me now)

(Choose: sappy h.omo forest with a lake and a moon and sh.it or fuc.k because i have literally nothing. my mind is blank. i am blonde. excuse me //buries a fifty foot deep hole in the ground and jumps in//)

(( * pulls you out * xD come on.. You can do it? Try to reread and maybe it'll come back? :3 I'll work on other replys )

(Lake it is, then)

( o.o Notic that when the post reach a certain number the top post poofs for the next to come up? )

Notice*

(Yeah... you're right o-o)

( IM PANICING. MY MOTHER SAW THE FROG RP THING 'I LOVE YOU' AND SHES ACCUSING ME OF BEING .ZEL WITH YOU. SHE CALLED IT DETREVREP AND PLANS TO SHOW DAY THE EMAILS! LIKE. IF I HAVEN'T MENTIOMED MY MOTHER IS A HYPICRITIC -OMOH-PHOB SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T MIND THEM AT ALL BUT WHEN EVER SHE SEES SOMETHING MY SIS OR I DO THAT SEEM RELATED TO IT SHE FLIPPING HER SHIZ.

PLANS TO SHOW SPETDAD*

IT BEGAN WITH THE LITTLE MARRY ME NOTE, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD AND SHE KNEW THAT WE WERE CHATTING VIA GM AND WENT THROUGH TWO THAT YOU SENT TODAY, PLEASE DON'T RESPOND TO ANY OF OUR RP'S THERE.

(WAITWAITWAIT. I read over the frog roleplay? Like, with aradia quirk? There's no "I love you" in it, I don't think)

(ooohhhh wait XDD)

(Omg, say that's a roleplay and it's a frog, which Is a guy, and that the frog is just saying I love you to you so you'll keep it. I mean, if your dog could suddenly talk and it said "I love you" to you, would you be happy or be really angry and flip out cause your dog is a girl?)

(Secondly, I find that telling your friends that you love them is healthy and a constant reminder of how much you treasure them is a nice feeling to keep close to your heart.)

(Tell your mother that I am overly affectionate when it comes to saying how much I adore my friends and family. I don't know. Is that wrong?)

SHE'S THREATENING TO TAKE ALL DEVICES AS WELL AS TO BE SENT TO NC THOUGH IT DOESN'T SOUND BAD I DON'T WANT TO GO A DAY WITHOUT TALKKNG TO YOU. BUT IF DAD SEE HE'LL PROBABLY FLIP TOO. UNLESS SHE PEEVS HIM. BUT I WISHED SHE'D JUST STOP TRYING TO PIN ME FOR BAD THINGS ITS A HOBBY OF HERS. NO LIFE MISSION. NO OTHER MOTHER THAT I KNOW OF PURPOSELY TRIES TO TAG THEIR KID ABOUT SUCH THINGS.

;_; I'll try but I don't think she'll buy it because I don't even show them the same amount of affection I show you. And She wouldnt understand RP. She never does. When she hears it she thinks of RP in the BR stuff.. Q_Q'

(OH MY GOD. ALRIGHT. THE MARRY ME NOTE? COMPLETE AND TOTAL JOKE. WOW. I MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND ON FACEBOOK IN FIFTH GRADE AND NOBODY SAID A WORD ABOUT IT. LIKE, HOLY CRUD. ALSO, WHICH TWO EMAILS DID SHE GO THROUGH? HAVE YOU THOROUGHLY EXPLAINED ROLEPLAY? THAT IT IS A STORY CREATED BY TWO PEOPLE, WITH DIFFERENT CHARACTERS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PEOPLE WRITING IT? IT'S LIKE A BADLY CO-WRITTEN HARRY POTTER FANFICTION. WAIT! THE MARRY ME NOTE. YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU WERE TESTING OUT DIFFERENT WRITING STYLES AND WROTE THAT DOWN AS A LITTLE JOKE. YOU EVEN ADDED A HEART. AWE. WAIT, CRAP, THE HEART WAS MESSED UP SO YOU COLORED IT IN.
AND REALLY, YOU'RE SHOWING ME MORE AFFECTION THAN OTHERS IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO EXPRESS WHAT YOU'RE FEELING ON THE INTERNET THAN IT IS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY FACING SOMEONE AND STARING THEM IN THE EYES.)

(AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SENDING IT TO NC?
OH! JUST GOT AN IDEA. TELL ME YOUR PASSWORD TO GMAIL AND I'LL PERMANENTLY ERASE ANY INAPPROPRIATE EMAILS WE'VE SHARED SO SHE CAN'T LOOK THROUGH THEM AND SHOW THEM TO YOUR FATHER.)

ALREADY TOLD HER IT WAS A JOKE. SHE THEN DECIDED TO LECTURE ME ON THINGS OF WHY .ZEL IS WRONG AND ABOUT DATING A MINOR!! THE FLIP. I DID THE SAMETHING IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. ONLY SHE REACTED TO IT. NC IS NORTH CAROLINA?

The frog and i think the one of the srawberry dream. But that's all i know of because they were marked as read though it was at the time i would of been on the bus. And I already trashed any that seemed bad.. Q_Q I'll add them back later...

SHE COULD OF SEEN THE POPCORN!! OH FUU-- O_O'

(SHE IS THREATENING TO SEND YOU TO NORTH CAROLINA?! WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES THERE? OH, GOD. OH MY GOD. SAY THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT DATING ANYONE AND THAT I... OH MY GOD. THIS IS REALLY VERY FRUSTRATING TO ME, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ALL MY FAULT AND THAT DESPITE ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME, ALL I CAN DO IS CAUSE YOU TROUBLE IN THE END. I HATE MYSELF. I HATE MY TERRIBLE, HORRID SELF, AND. AND... JUST. JESUS. She sounds like Andre.)

* grabs you papping * ;-; shssss. Don't be. She's basicly just like your Andre. Only thing is she has 80085 and oh heck of a mouth. To be exact you haven't done anything wrong. Really. The two just have bad personalitys..

(YOU THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE SEEN IT?! Oh, nooo. NO. No, I'm so sorry, Momo. I'm so so so so sorry. Please forgive me...
And I don't know how you would add them back later, but I think I can do something about deleting them for good and not having any trace of anything relatively bad in your account, not even pictures if you just let me know what your pass is. I'm really good with computers, I swear. And this way, she can't get to anything else while you're occupied.)

(And I can also bring them back by just sending you the emails on my account.)

(Also, this way is better so that she can't show anything to your dad. Unless she's saved it on a computer and filed it away, I can save you a little bit from this path of destruction.)

( No. It's alright. If she find anything out of place she'll find out. Just try to stay calm. Everthing here is alright. And this isn't even the first. Maybe secound time. Let it be she'll leave me be as long as I don't peev her. But until I can get my kindle and log out of it I don't think I should try to keep things on gm pg ;_;

Thank you. For everything and understanding. ;_;

good thing we don't have a pc then..

(Ohhh, nooo. I thought you'd been on your DS the entire time. THat's how I gmailed you in the first place...)

(Gmailing on the kindle was a sorta bad idea)

Thats exactly how i email you. But before i even chatted with you on gm, i'd be logged in on my kindle for amazon up dates and what not..

;-; Mhm.

(And yes, I don't mind people who hate gays or are homophobic. As long as they don't enforce their beliefs onto other people, I am A-OK with them. However, your mom... just. The way she sounds, Momo. I want to shake her by the shoulders and screech at her. With Andre, I'd do a variety of things, but they shouldn't be mentioned due to a possible audience.
I want you to know that you have my full support on any decision you make and even if that includes not talking to me anymore, I will back you up one hundred and ten percent. I really don't want to get you into trouble, especially with parents such as the kind you have. I know the consequences can be nasty, and what we have been roleplaying can actually be considered gnitxes in some cases, and for minors, that is illegal and your parents (if they are cruel enough to do so) could possibly put you in a court case.
And this would be all my fault. Just for interacting with you on miiverse and singing Sean Kingston.)

Understood, but i wouldn't go to to lengthsbof leaving you. But she.'s trying to prevent a case. And it could but then what by all means does that make collab rp's? Really. It's alright. She wouldn't go that far. But I believe our parents are the same. Sort of. But the genders are swapped.

(( In this whole mess of a shiz storm, when is your b-day? Q,,Q ))

Illegal to all minors or only the receiver? .-. Never cared much for learning laws.

(If both participate, and both are minors, it's illegal, but not as bad as if both are participating and one is of the consenting age whilst the other is not. If someone who is a minor sends a nud3 to another minor and the minor keeps it on their phone, they can be charged with child poPcORNography and sentenced as a child offender.)

(They'd be kicked out of school, and then they'd have to a live a certain -far away- distance from any elementaries, middleschools, or highschools in the area.)

(My birthday is December 4th, 1998.)

(( Ah, but we really technically haven't. >_<' ))?

(Technically, even kissing under the age of consent is illegal, but it's not common knowledge, and unless your parents really hate the person you're dating, they're not gonna bring your boyfriend to court just for smooching you.)

(( Thank you. For informing. ))

(No, but gnitxes is illegal, too, if you're a minor.)

(And we definitely have been doing that.)

(When's your b-day, again? June-something?)

(( O_o ... 4311. the things people do. ))

(Or is it April? >o>)

(No prob, that's just me and my strange mind memorizing stuff for fun out of Social Issues class because I really like that kind of thing, and yeah... People are strange sometimes C:)

(( Dang it. -_- Then we must quit.. >_< Stupid people. Er May? ))

(( THERE GOES VANTAS!! D:< o.o Really? I won't have it till next year. What exactly do you find it of any interest? ))

(IT'S IN MAY?! YOU MEAN. THIS MONTH?!
WHAT DAY?!)

(( I'm surely not giving that an answer. You'll flip your own table. ))

(It's just interesting, in general. Mrs. Barker is very lively, and I find that learning about the different things in the United States that we need to fix RIGHT NOW is pretty cool. I mean, we don't have a text book because Social Issues is all about the present, and that would go out of date pretty quickly. Soon, the text would turn into another history book. >w>)

(OH MY GOD IF IT'S TOMORROW I AM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY)

(YOU'LL BE SEVENTEEN!! BUT WAIT. IF IT PASSED AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I'M GoING TO GO OUT INTO MY BACKYARD, GET A SHOVEL FROM THE GARAGE, AND DIG A HOLE SIX FEET DEEP INTO THE GROUND AND JUMP INTO IT.)

(Then I will slowly rot there for the rest of eternity)

(( Ohh, current. o,o be ironic if they gave you a new book every week. But that's what the newz papers for. ))

(( O_o shsss * calm yo 7175. * You have plenty of to do that. You dare did your own grave, and I will find your tukish and drag you back out. D:<B ))

(( DADS HOME! * hides in own closet * ._. please. I don't excit * ))

IDEA! WE STAGE A EMAIL ASKING ABOUT THE NOTE. AND AGREE WE'RE BOTH ONLY FRIENDS O_O DANG IT BRAIN WORK FASTER!

(Does that mean... your birthday really has passed and you never said a word about it? QnQ)

(Um... alright. LOl?)

//licks you secretively and then once I butter you up, I eat you little by little, practicing this thing you've taught me- called "savoring"//