Muffin walked out to her mine. "Hmmm," Muffin thought. "Iron sword or diamond axe?" She decided on sword and headed into the blackness. Working her way through the tunnels, Muffin made her way to the lava pit. She turned, picked up her pick, and began to mine.

As she went on, she noticed passages, hidden cleverly with redstone contraptions. Each and every passage was lit with redstone torches. "How odd." thought Muffin, but then spotted a diamond! She ran towards it but halfway there got hit by an arrow. She grabbed her bow and shot the skeleton right between the eye sockets, killing him instantly.

Muffin continued to sprint towards the diamond, but stepped on a pressure plate and fell! As she fell, she thought she saw Steve, only his eyes were glowing white holes in his face. "Steve!" she called desperately. "Help!" Steve merely looked jubilant and replaced the block at the top of the hole. All went black.

Muffin landed in a huge chamber lit with redstone torches. They gave the room an evil, red tinge. Muffin dusted herself off and began to work her way up again. But every time she tried, she hit bedrock above her! She sighed and ate a pork chop. She had enough food to last two nights. If the monsters didn't eat her first...

~To Be Continued...~

Nah im not gonna sue you i was just sayin you sounded ignorant just a lil bit, either way last i checked symphonic had just under that much but me getting that lil thing wrong made no difference. really it was just your attempt to get back at me for calling you out, see what i did there :p

that's ok I don't hold grudges :)