aww,since DBT is gone...U CAN B MY MOIRAIL ERIDAN ^v^ *hugs*

omfg hi

*sadly hugs* i just started gettin used to him but
vvris ki.lled him again
*wweh crying*

MEEPLE: hello to you *CAPE BLOWWS IN THE WWIND*

les be bes frens yaiy

WOW WAT A MAJESTIC CAPE MAY I STEAL IT

((you can say crap on here uwu
and what they told me got to me...i dont really know what happens when you drink too much except passing out))

NO YOU MAY NOT *wwraps self in cape* h nnnng

*slaps your hand awway* stop that

BUT Y
I TJOUGHT U WUR MA FREN ERIDAUN
Y
Y WULD U DU DIS TO ME

*attempts to steal cape anyway*

*poofs, another cape* i got more for myself

(i think i had too much choco milk i feel sick now bleh)

YER A WIZARD ERI

no im not
ITS F.UCKIN SCIE NCE

DEAL W/ IT

im so sor-wait...she did WHAT?! *starts to cry alot*NOOOOOOOO*hugs more*TAVIIIIIII >n<

RED: ((omg))
HETA: pLE ASE STOP *TRIES PUSHING YOU*
MAPLE: fricK
PINK: *hugs and pets* its ok

your de2criiptiion, ED
f.uck you two.

ill f.uckin fight you again

*sniff*thank you,i *sniff*i always thaught Tavi was cute & awsone *crys a little more*

wwell atleast wwe havve our old tavv an not that drunk bast.ard
*points to Tavros*
TAV: uH,,wHAT,,

you wanna go?

yes *turns upside down*

what the f.uck are you doiing.

fightin
wwhat else

*u2e2 p2iioniic2*
*piin2 ED down wiith them*

what
what
WHAAAT
so many changees

also
have you seen
how the signs show they love you
its so amazing
gah XD

NOAF: ((yes i have omg))

sol no
sol stop wwhy

HOORAH XD
ALSO
stop making me love erisol stop it no don't actually dayumeetttt >:U
I sense that evil laughter. e-e

((I STARTED GIGGLING))

i just realized somefin...your icon is yello....*squeals & fangirls*

((XD OMgf))
no
its purple-yellow
shut up

*gives you a random puppy*PUPPYYYYYYY! :D

*looks at the puppy*
wwhat
this wwoofbeast

yeah :D

is f.uckin adorable *pets dog*

ITS RAINING PUPPIES HALIJUAH IS RAINING PUPPIES [[XD]]

I KNEW IT
ALSO (again)
I just found an account called
dRUNKTAVROS&ERIDAN
... -narrows eyes at you- e-e eoe e0e

PINK: oh C OD SO MANY
NOAF: ((tha t was old m y god))

hEllOOOOOOOOOOO ErIdAnO ;)

DOM: *throwws puppy at you* havve a wwoofbeast

OOOOHHH I KNEW IT
IMMA GO LOOK AT IT AND UNEARTH EVERYTHING YOU WANTED HIDDEN

NOAF: ((DONT WORRY.
IT WAS **THIS** ACCOUNT THAT HAD THAT NAME))

NUUU XD
dang
I really wanted to unearth some dark dir.ty secrets

NOAF: ((YOU THOUGHT I HAD..
So me eriTAV.
PFF NO))

you DID DIDNT YOU

NOAF: ((NO I DIDNT OMFG))

OOOOOOHHHH eue

oookk iiii beliieeevee yooouuu. eue

NOAF: ((*SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY CARRYING ERIDAN* NOOOOOO))

((*youth rolls the fu.ck ouTTA THIS*))

too late
i will now blackmail you forever
just one day
HEY REMEMBER dRUNKTAVROS&ERIDAN

ehehehehehe

NOAF: ((F U C K))

Eridan!

hey fef uwu

My god! *hugs* ^u^

*confused* wwhats happenin

MUAHAHA-hi feferi :3-AHAHA
ok im done now. >x3 But still
you did this to yourself. XD

You got t)(e app too! Yayz!

NOAF: ((BUT.
THERE'S NOTHING.
IT WILL NEVER LEAD YOU TO ANY ACCOUNT.
SEKOJ NO UOY.))

FEF: *takes glasses off and pretends to clean them* wwait fef im cleanin my glasses

mmhmmm. i do too have evidence. -crosses arms and nods head-

*eye twich* I'm not a Dumba.ss -Eridan. You know t)(at.

f.uck wwell
*looks around* *tosses glasses down* ooopsss
*pretends to fall*
f.uck

*facepalms* Wow -Eridan, just wow. *offers )(and* need )(elp, O' Prince of )(ope?

oh
sorry fef
i just
*grabs glasses*

Just w)(at? *crouc)(es* 38?

JOHN: *flies in* hey guys :B

((oh shet brb sorry))
)(i J)(on.

((mmkay))
JOHN: *laughs* johnnado *CAUSES A TORNADO*
nOT A F.UCKIN GAIN J- *SCREAMS*

((back))
J)(ON!!!

JOHN: *HE RAISES YOU AND ME THROWS US AROUND* hehehe

*crosses arms* J)(on -Egbert. >38/

John: *TURNS Down the wind and puts you down* sorry
*keeps me in the air* but not him XD

Ok.... w)(ale *sita down* 38l

*Another John jumps up and grabs me* NYEH
JohnOne: hehehe
JohnTwo: I WANNA THROW HIM,TOO!

'''''38/

JohnEightteen: *TUGS* nOOOOOOOOOOO >:B
JohnOne,Two & Three: SCREEEEEE
*every other John gains up*

Re: Thank you, Eridan! : : : : D

you actually deservve the followwers

on one hand
i dont deservve them because of the drunk tavvs

Fu.ck.
I'm not good in t)(ese kinds of "situations" *punc)(es nearest j)(on* J)(ON FIG)(T!!!!

John245: *Picks you up by your wrist* HEY GUYS! ANOTHER ONE!
*Every John runs towards you*

JohnOne: *Tugs on your leg* I WANNA-
John35: NO *punches JohnOne*

FUUUU.CKKK NOOOOO

John300: *Tugs on your hair* She has long hair! :B
JohnThree: *SCREAMS AND HISSES*

*eye twiches* ya know )(ow gluubbing long it took to get it like t)(is K----E----EP YOUR )(ANDS OFF!!! >38<

John91: *pets your hair * omg its so soft *laughs*

*glares at 91* w)(at did I say )(ANDS OFF!

John91: *TUGS* SHHHHH

no no no no no no *grabs -Eridan and walks away* no no no no no ect.

*All the Johns poof away*
fef
that wwas horrible

tell me about it, T)(----ER----E W----ER----E LIK---E 10000 OF T)(---EM!

it wwas scary *looks to see a john sneaking up on us* feeeffff

*gives the j)(on the "I'm gonna krill you in your sleep and feed you to my lussus" kind of look*

BANDIT: ((*shrugs* i guess you could try with Eridan))
FEF: *throws 'science wand' at the John* *he poofs away*

t)(anks -Eridan.

youre wwelcome fe- *SCREAMS*
John: YOU THOUGHT I WAS ACTUALLY GONE? *oop. a wave of Johns*

i s)(ould have known, For t)(e guy w)(o can be anywhere.

*GRABS 'SCIENCE WAND'* *BLOWS A GIANT HOLE IN THE WAVE OF JOHNS* rU NN

RUUUNN! *runs through path*
((totally gonna draw a pic of Eri and Fef fighting an army of Jhon's oh my gog yes YES!))

((OMG
THATS PERFECT.))
*SCREAMS AND RUNS ASWELL*

-Eri, stop scream.ing your gonna )(urt me, and Yourself.

*trips on cape* gO ON WWITHOUT ME

No! I wouldn't! *gets -Eri up*

*clings onto Feferi* wweh

*runs wit)( -Eridan clinging to her*

*THE WAVE OF JOHNS GAIN UP*

Fu.ck, -Eri, stop being a wriggler and get off.

*CRIES* *SCREAMS* bUT FEF

But he hates hugs lmao

BUT W)(AT, T)(---EY'LL G---ET YA OT)(---ER WIS---E!
((-)-(-))

okay *jumps off. inhuman running*

SON: ((haha
i know
but he scared))

Better, *runs*

*YOUTH ROLLS* *hides in a empty space*

*uses trident to jump faster and cover more ground*

*curled up* *sniffs* feeeeefff

W)(at now -Eri?

John: *finds us* *hisses* HEEEEEEYYYY

*HISSES BACK* *SHOOTS JOHN WITH....
SCIENCE*

*looks at the jhons* GO FU.CK YOURSELF. AND NO NOT LIT---ERALY T)(ATS DISTURBING!

*All the Johns giggle*
*and then they frick*

thanks alot fef

I said not to *facepalms* whatever, at least t)(ey are occupied *keeps running*

*rolls away*

*hums "happiest song in homestuck"*
((best song ever no? 69))

((it calms me uwu ))

(( everything is great, everything is grand, my planet blew up but I'm here with my friends!))

((
da m nn
foR GTOT T

MOOST OF GHEYTT *SCREAMS LYRICS. MORE LIIE MUMBLES*))

((if i remembered the lyrics))

(( IIIII'VVEEEE GOOOOTTTTT EEEEVVVVEEEERRRRYYYY THHHHIIIINNNGGG IIII NEEEEEDD RIIGHT IIN FRONT OOFFF ME!!!!!))

((*TRIES SINGING*
*SCREAMS MORE*))

(( gah im tired, I need sleep its eleven twenty3 here, bye!))

((bye uwu ))

:)

...i was just reading the comments... and im now mentally scarred... since when is there a wave of johns? i thought the strider mafia was bad enough...