Me: *trots into the room like a pony* Trololololololol...

?

(( @Carlos2 gtf away from me. -_-))

Its me carlos! My account just got hacked!!

-_- that other guy that hacked me has all my art

(Huh who?)
Me: Hiiiii!
Kenny:-le stalk- KOLKOLKOL

Does anyone mind if I test out my new mascot for RPG Of Skulls?....Oh really. Well THAAAAAAAAAAANKS!

(some a$$hat that made a fake account to pretend to be my bf)
Me: *pounces upon Cynthia* HOOMAN :D
2p Me: *throws knives* I AM CLOVE NAOW

Its me :c

*le random me and 2p apper*
Me- Whats up?
2p- The sky, stupid
Me- You have no humor

brb

2p Me: *highfive's @CallMeGG's 2p* You have purrfect humor! :D
Me: *slaps my 2p* STAHP USING PUNS! THAT'S MY JOB! >:@

Introducing The King. The Swaggiest. The Great... Todal Pwnage

Lol

Todal Pwnage: ...

(( @Carlos2 I SAID GTF AWAY FROM ME!! YOU SAID YOU, MR. FAKERPANTS, NOT THE REAL CARLOS, HAVE A 'NEW GF',SO FRIGGIN LEAVE ME ALONE!!))

Me: HUG TIME FOR EVERYBODY!! *hugs Todal Pwnage*

I AM CARLOS :c I GOT HACKED! *hugs* im not lying

Todal Pwnage: wut?

2p- 1p over there says that I dont have humor but when I do it's not 'normal'
Me- You.Hurt.People.You.Think.Thats.Funny?
2p-Yes .3.

Me: I SED ITS HUG TIME!! *continues hugging Todal Pwnage*
2p Me: *throws knives at all 1p's* 2PS HAVE PERFECT SENSES OF HUMOR BICHES

Me-CANDIAN POWERS NOW! *dissapres*
2p- Only Canadians can see her now like me .3.

(Back)
Me: 2ps suck.
Casandra: F U! 1ps suck! U know wat. F THIS F THAT F U!
Kenny:-pounces me- CYNTHIA!
Me: HEEEELP MY STALKER HAS ME

Todal Pwnage: *lights self on fire* Whoa I'm hot!

Todal Pwnage: Ya see... what I....heh... yeah

Me: *continues hugging Todal Pwnage* IM FIREPROOF BULLETPROOF ANYTHINGPROOF AND EVERYTHINGPROOF
2p Me: *continues throwing knives, as well as shurikens* DIE 1P BICHES DIE

Me- Oh no! SLY I CHOSE YOU!
Sly- Hm? Oh zhe girl needs help? *helps Nerd* There.
2p- 2p's are better.
Sly- Oh great thiz again.

Truckdoor: Im a dragon man... Rawr?
-Booooo-
Truckdoor:-destroys everything-

Kenny:-pout- Cynthia is my gf
Me:I AM NOT!
2p: I'll be your gf!
Ken: AHHH! GTFA! -runs-

Todal Pwnage: Are you....TODALPROOF?!

Fang: *silently enters room* Hi.

*everyone in the room screams*

Fang: Dam.mit. I did it again.
Me: Yes, yes you did, Fang.
2p Me: *is getting bored of throwing knives and shurikens* I'm not k!lling anyone. *stops throwing sharp objects*

Sly- I've got thiz. *uses magic to fix every thing* There! I can leave now, Ja?
Me and 2p-No -n-
Sly- *faceplam*

Me: YUSS I AM I SED IM EVERYTHINGPROOF WHICH MEANS IM PROOF OF U *squishes Todal Pwnage's face* SKEESHEE FEES"
("that means 'squishy face', but replaces all the vowels with E's.)

brb

Todal Pwnage: *pulls out bow and arrows* Okay nobody move!

-2p America and Italy appear-
My 2p: AL! LUCI! -stops chasing Kenny and glomps them-
Al: Sup doll
Luciano: Idiota -_-#
Me: What no Alfred and Feli?

Nikki: -random dances- IM MOVING!!!!

Me: *screams* NUUUUUUU PUT DEM AWAY I SQUEESHED YER FACE WUTS WRONG

Todal Pwnage: Well...bummer.

Sly- I'm leaveing....
Me- NO DONT 2P MERICA SCARES ME....
Sly- He von't see you your Canadina...
2p- What about me? No one see me and all my awesome?
Me- You should like Prussia..

Alfred: THE HERO IS HERE!
Me: FUT YA!
Al: Damit! -pulls out bat-
Me:-smacks his nose- BAD!

Prussia: DID SUMONE SAY PRUSSIAAAAAAAAAA???

Todal Pwnage: Nah I was just kiddin. I don't even know how this thing works

Me: *shoosh paps Allen, hugging him* Shoosh.

Sly- Ummmm
Me- Ummm I did...
2p- oh Prussia, I'M AWESOMER THEN YOU!

be back in about whatever minutes

Me: *grabs bow n arrows* Psh. I'll show ya how ta use it. *shoots a bullseye from 100 miles away*

Prussia: *chugs a billion gallons of beer* Beat ZAT, awezomeness rival!

Me-I can shoot a bow
2p- I can shoot a gun >:D
Sly- I can use magic so there I win. .3.

Sly- I got thiz
2p- WHY NOT ME?
Sly- Your a minor, I can drink, I'm like 37
2p- *pouts* -_-

Prussia: *punches Sly out of drunkness* *slurs* Bbbbyaaaaaatch.... *falls asleep*

Me: *hugs Earth* HAI

(cant stay up late i have a dentist appointment early in the morning like 6 am)
Al: Da fucq?
Me: America buddy!
Alfred: Cynthia buddy!
Kenny: i hate everyone

Sly- *about to ki.ll Prussia*
Me- Dont the fan girls will ki.ll you too.
Sly- Fine.

Me: Dont think I still wont wuv u like I did before! *sniffs Ally's hair; faceplants into his hair* YAY FLOOFY ALLY HAIR

(I need sleep too see yeah)

Prussia: *laughs, slurring* She gaht yuh... heh... *falls back asleep*

Al: WTF!? Stop touching my hair!
Me:-gasp- America why didnt u tell me Earth was a human!?
Alfred:I didnt? I thought i did

Todal Pwnage: Todal? *whimper*

Me: Shoosh yo face, enjoy my compliments. *makes little braids in Ally's hair* Hehehehe...

Me: *pounces on Todal* Hai again! :D

Me: *pounces on Earth* Dont be such a party p00per!

Todal Pwnage: Hey...anyone need some....stuff *pulls out tacos*

Me: *gobbles up a taco* Yummy! :D

Me: -pets Earth- Its alright dear.
Aviloria:-draws a circle- I DREW YOU!
Me: Dont mind her luv shes a young country

Me: MY MINIONS! -turns into Taco Overlord- Ahh I need Zay my 2nd in Comand!

Todal Pwnage: Tacos are what dreams are made out of...that and dreamstuff

Me: *takes earth from America* Stahp it.
Some random living taco: Shall I be vice-taco lord?

Me: *sits on Todal's shoulders* Take me to the Land Of Tacos, o Intelligent One!

Todal Pwnage: Zay is gone. Only Todal remains...Nah but he's over there
Me: Haloooooo

Todal Pwnage: Unlimited Tacos!
Me: But they need to do their taxes!

Me: My loyal subjects! And 2nd in Comand Zay. We shall all have tacos! -makes it rain tacos-
Al: NO THEY HAVE MEAT! -Hides- Hissssssssss!

Me: *takes earth away from America* I SED STAHP IT 'MERICA
Some random living taco: Darn, im not vice-taco overlord after all.

Me: *protects Ally* I will protect you!!!

*Todal runs to The Land Of Taco*
Todal Pwnage: I have returned to paradise

( @Scud Im so weird im drawing fanart of Earthy XD)
Me: -picks of living taco- Yes u shall be Vice taco-lord! Now go ki.ll the burritos in the dungen!

Me: Alfred, did you ever consider the fact that you're extremely ret4rded?

Me: By eating tacos I scare my subjects into obeying *eats taco*
Taco People: O.O

Me:-pats America's shoulder- Your a hero in my eyes Alfred. AS LONG AS IM UR SIDEKICK!

Me: *celebrates* O Intelligent One, the Land of Tacos is wonderful!

Me: My god, Cynthia. *facepalm*

@Blake IKR XD

@Zay The taco ppl are scared for life XD

@Scud Hes just so adorable I have 2 draw him X3! The thing is i rarly draw ppls ocs unless they ask!

Twilight Sparkle: *sits in corner, studying*
Me: *pokes Twi* Twi, stop studyin' for a change!

Draw a fem! Sollux pwease? @Cynthia

*magically puts bagel's fingernail back on*

@Blake Awe that sux

@Sherly Ill try ^^

Me: Books be awesome!

Bagelbomchhh

Bagelbuh

Bagelbaaaaaaaaauuuuuugghhh

Todal Pwnage: Those perfect rhymes *cries*

@Blake Beautiful!

Me:-drawing looks at Earthy every now and then- :3
(Scetch already done should be colored and posted in 15 min)

Todal Pwnage: My time for rhyme!

Life's a bowl of cherries
So I eat it all those cherries
Allergic to dairies
So I don't eat cheese

My turn!

There was a girl named Penny who married a guy named Lenny.
They had a son named Kenny
There was a girl who liked him and she was Jenny.
Kenny did not like Jenny, he spent Many hours thinking about how much he hated her so she married Benny.
Now Kenny is all alone and stalks not just any girl but me

Me: Awe poor thing. -baby voice-Did mean ol' Alfred hurt you? -pets Earthy's head-

Cynthia- Poetic!

scud (don't know your name)- Anyone can rhyme!

Me: Awe. Well I can fix it! -grin- I have a magic oc!

New song 4 hetalia.

Draw a hot nerd thats the Earth!
Draw a hot nerd thats the Earth!
Draw a hot nerd thats the Earth!
I AM HETALIA!

Wait.... Im a hot nerd.....

Whooaaaaaaaaahhh Machinimaaaaa!!

Me: Aw. ALEX GET YOUR FIRE LOVIN BUT IN HERE!
Alex:-was sleeping- waaaaaaat?
Me: Fix his back with a spell.

I SLEEP NOW BYE!!!

@Blake Oh i 4got -hugs-

@Zay NIGHT

@Scud Does Earthy have a #? If not I will make one 4 him!

Alex:-cast spell- Done -passes out-
Me: lazy bum

Does #NerdyEarth work?

that sux and yay! Hugs!

POSTED

Wooohooohooo! uhg i dont want to wake up at 6 am! I want to watch youtube

@Blake Dentist appointment....

@Scud Yay!
Welp i posted it. Might jump on Youtube then go 2 bed

@Blake I need braces

@Scud I saw so cute! X3

that good. uhg im sleepy...

hi

Nooop