How are you, dear Strapstar? :3 *pets you face* Hmmmmmm?

I didn't expect this big of a turn out. I was fully prepared to write another improv story.

@Strapstar
*slowly pets with a Dorito*

@Drag0ny: I am ok, mostly doing nonsensical venting in public.

Tek, you're getting DANGEROUSLY LARGE DORITO CRUMBS ON ME

@DRAG0NY
ERMAGERD HAI

@DRAG0NY
ERMAGERD HAI

Tommorow is April 1'st.
Wouldn't it be a shame if a certain artist decided to quit on that day? Hee Hee..

bwaa. gas pedal is on radio.. ew

i have a prank. im going to call mile candys and then hang up

@Tek
*Pats your head* Hello, young fellow

gas pedal is my jam so is justin beiber u dont understand good music frozenwang *hair flip*

@Strapstar
oH CRAP, I'M SO SORRY
*WEEP WEEP*

@DRAG0NY
Heeeeeeeeee

Oh, Strapstar are you thinking of quiting!? D: I hope you are not. The colors community with crash and fall if you left. Also, I have been quite down myself as well.

frozenwangus ;)

wangwangwangwangwang

HALLO! :D WHERE BE YOUR BOTTLES OF THICK, JUICY BLOOD?

@Dragony: Aprils fools! I GOT YOU GO9OOD! I'm sure Colors wil be just fine without me if I left anyway, heheheh.

XD. i like miley cyrus
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.i lost a follower just now

@Strapstar
*TAPES YOU TO THE WALL* YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE AAAAHAHHAHAYOFGNFJ-

hello owo

*wangs intensify*

@sapphire25
ohai

Oh, dang it! XD You got meh! I've been too serious lately, i need to lighten up! X'D lol. Nice one................ frnhdgkgx mfyigvgegjkbu.

@IrishPotatoeZ: There are no bottles! ONLY BUCKETS! GARHARHAR!

@frozenwanguswang: ...lol

i
listen
to
twerk
music
thats
a
secret
secret
p
e
n
i
s

heehheeeree

@Strapstar
HARHARHAR

:)

HI SAPHIRE 25 (i spelt that WRONG)

wangwangwang

Drag0ny: Nah its fine. I remember I started Colors all serious and stuff and nw I'm like all let loose. FEHEHEH

EMOFROZENWING DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PENS

@frozenwanguswang
Dat username. XDD

You ever hear about timezones Azykins? Nah. me either. I actually thought tomorrow was the 1st thanks for clarifyin.
WANGWANGWANGWANG

Gaasspp
straps
we have matching colors
bLUE PARTY

hi owo

This is now an innapropro WANG PARTY EVERY1WANG

ok i wanna say some facts
im allergic to kiwis
my fav song is little cat steps
i have 2 dogs
um
i dont like ham
spiders are cute
i need to get a iv shot
ham is yummy
my mom has 2 eyes
i have 1. im colourblind in one
my mom frowns

Where...be...the BLOOD?

OMG TEK TWINSIES <3

shh we have to be quiet

@strapstar: how are you ovo

I can't believe frozenwang's mom frowns

@Strapstar
#fabulicious <4

x____o v
knife party.

Sapphire25: I'm good howabout you

ADD ME ON KIK: StrapstarPuppet SO I CAN SEND YOU NUDES OF MY PET HAMSTERR! (My hamster died 2 years ago)

@star: good but starting to not feel like drawing right now and i have one wip but idk when i'll have the energy to do it

Sitting in a nonexistant corner watching people... um... wang...
My weekend is complete.

*spits everywhere* why do i have hair in my mouth
straps
did you do this

I feel................................ Sad. Depressed. However it is worded.
I hate life sometimes.
Sometimes it's just a knife stabing you in the back.
Or lemons being squeezed in your eyes.
Yuss.

..............................................
o - o

@Sapphire25: I'm in the same situation, it's a lazy weekend BLEGHH

@Ghostie: I'm glad our wangs pleased you

@Yarry: hot

@Tek: yeh

@DRAG0NY
Noooo D:>

did anyone seen frozen yet

@star: yup

@Strapstar
why
why you do dis

@sapphire
nope, i havent .-.

@Drag0ny: I feel ya. Bein' depressed sucks. You can't eat, everything becomes a dull blur and the world becomes a stupid place. But there's always a rainbow behind every dark cloud so hope ya feel better soooon

@Sapphire25: NOPE heard it was good though

@Tek: Becauz ily <3

strap, my man. wassup?

@Straps
Wat

I swear I'm one of the only adolescent females in the world that has not seen Frozen, let alone cry like a baby afterwards.
Eh.

@tek/star:awww okay o3o

@ghost:its sooooooo goooooood

When ever that rainbow comes it always goes back in hiding because my mind just won't stand it for some reason and leave everything in a dark, lonely world full of hatred and insanity.

Omg Zozo, hi. Lemme just say how awesome you are and you're a huge inspiration for widdle ol' me.

LEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLE

@Drag0ny: Aw man sorry, I was never really that great at cheerin' up folks. Just hang in there you know. Find an escape and brush dark thoughts aside.

oh, god. don't say that, man! i ain't that good. mmmmmm i should be sayin that to you, actually! @strap

@DRAG0NY
Aww.. <:c *hugs* You'll be okay, buddy. I promise. <:3 Just try doing/watching/listening to things you enjoy to get your mind off things.

@Zozo: Nawww, everytime I see your stuff my mind goes "quality over quantity" and I try to make my stuff look as cool as yours.

o3o

ZozoZINGzang, ZOZOZOLZO, ZARZOZINGZANG, Zoozoozelzo, ZOzooZALZLOOoOoOOo

I will try, i'll try and escape the cruel world hidden within my mind and maybe find that rainbow that you speak of. And maybe i'll see the sun shine in the sky. Maybe i will break free. Thank you, i appreciate it, Strapstar.

"EYEBROW GAME STRONG"
-The Onion Prince 2014

oooh
oooooohh
Straps or DRAG0NY
do you have pokemanz X or Y

@Tek
I have Pokemon X

ooo eee ooo aah aah wing wang walla walla bing bang

@strap: really, dude! that's surprising for me! i don't see my art inspiring! heck, i don't do epic drawings for jack! i'm, like, just another artist here!

@DRAG0NY
HUZZAH

@all: does anyone like cartoons because i draw them

El Zoro! :D @Strap

@Mr.Confusion
ohai
please don't vo.mit on us
xD

BRB

@Tek: Yeah, Pokemon X! ADD ME FIRST THOUGHH!
@ZGC: NOOOO MORE! xD

@Drag0ny: Your welcome, I'm glad I helped even if was a futile remedy in your depression. I have been used as a negativity sponge in many instances

Wait..... Sapphire25......? I think i know you from somewhere............. Did you draw that epic pikachu on water? it is on water right? that pic was awesome. Along with everything else you draw, too.

ohmyguh! i'm probably the only person who has never played pokemon! wooooooowwww man.

Omigosh Strap you haz Pokemonz? Do you want to trade friend codez? Or not? And Tek do i hav yourz already? We should play pokemonz.

@ZOZO: Nah man, you're definetly one of my favorite artist on here. Your stuff gets me in the mood to draw something REALLY vile when I stray into more of my less creepy and softer stuff!

MR CONFUSION NO BAR.FING!

THANKS TO POKEMON I'M LATE. *Angry Whale noises*

acka, i feel loved.... :p

holy crap, we need Swapnote back. seriously broooo!!! @Strap

@DRAGONY AND TEK: ADD MEE, my fc should be buried somewhere in my gallery xD

@Zozo: It's not quite everyone's cup of tea. I got into it again after like, 6 years. Now I'm kinda not anymore

@Near-Miss: I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, FELLOW PROCRASTINATOR!

@ZOZO(again): I KNOOW, they had no right to remove it, ugh!

Hello

hum. i need to play a pokemon game. i gotta!
@Strap

HELLO PIXELMO- *trips and dies*

i need to tell you so much sh!t but I can't! urgh why nintendo??!! :D bah, whatever.

@Strap

@ZOZO: Unless you got some kinda messagin' system, I don't think we'll be able to xD Friggin' kid friendly Nintendo

Omigosh strap i made the best guess ever and chose to look at the fat orange cat picture. XD I ki//ed that cat like there was no tommorrow and i got your friend code X'D That just made my day. Here is my friend code: Five one five five- three one zero one- two seven six five

I wish I got a Follower for each error that showed up in the past hour..

don't worry. i got my scret weapon! @Strap

@Straps & DRAG0NY
I'll add you guys in a minute! :D
I have to write down my friend code. .w.

dude, you're on a roll! you almost have 500 lil kiddies! i congratulate you! *claps* @Strap

@Drag0ny: Ooh nice! That one's pretty old, I thought you would've found the newer one but whatever. Glad you foumd that cat xD

@Zozo: SECRET WEAPON? :0

@ZOZO(AGAIN): Woulda had e'm sooner if not for that lame follower sweep x - x
BUT THANK YOU

Wow! I clap along with Zozo to congradulate you for almost 500 stalkerz.

'Tis top secret.....it's.......my.....

love. it makes people's head's explode because it's that strong! :)

My FC is
two nine eight one - six one nine zero - three nine two one

Now now, not all of them are stalkers! Some are actually ver-
Oh wait...

to Narnia, boy! we must find the last 6! @Strap

@Drag0ny: Thank youuzz, it ain't easy getting people to follow me. Or stalk *coughcough*

@Zozo: *head explodes*

hhhhnnngg- brbbbb

oooops! sorreh, strap. i should've told you earlier.,.. @Strap

WHO KNEW COLORS HIDES OLD COMMENTS WHEN THERES TOO MANY COMMENTS! Now I have to go on a computer to see all the fun! LAME!

YES FINALLY! I CAN PUT OFF DRAWING FOR LONGER! MISSION COMPLETE!

Anyways *Stitch voice* hhhhhhiiiiiiiii....

Helluu? :U

you're going on computer? @Strap

@Tek: Find my fc in my gallery! Its an orange cat, I got my hands full at the moment!

@Near-Miss: *shakes head in dissapointment*

@Zozo: Nah, I was just sayin that if I wanted to read the WHOLE CHAT I would ave to go on a computer :I

Heelluu Yoshikuu

WHOEVER GAVE THIS A GOLD STAR, I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE SWEET WALRUS LOVE TO YOU

I really should draw but then I saw chatroom. /huehuehue

It was me, plz do it. We can meet at the mcdonalds. :I
@Strapstar

alrighty! hey, i'm almost leaving. usually i'll sleep @ 8:00 pm for school, but i'm staying here lol. but i'm already getting sleepy.

i'll stay here for a while more and then i have to go, alright? state test's is on Tuesday for me.

@Strap

@Yoshikuu: A wise choice indeed!

@Punkratt: OMG ITS YOU I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN FOREVER

@Punkratt
*starts scr.eaming*

@Zozo: Aww man, different timezones stink! It's only 7 here! But 'aight, school comes first!

main reason for sleeping early: my big bro wants me to wake up early for ihop! never went there, but i think it'll be awesome! xD @Strap

@Yoshikuu: Lemme jus slip into my Ronald McDonald mascot outfit ;D

@ZOZO: IHOP IS AWESOME EAT PANCAKE

Sttrraappssrtaarr! :'(
why u die?

OML my fetishes came true.
Lets do it bb. ;*
@Strapstar

holy carp.
i must go now! btw, i never hear you're interests, like music n stuff. what music do you like? @Strap

@Punkratt: I know, reality is a silly thing. It's nice to hear from you though! :D

@pixelmon9: It because I LOVE U

It's simple logic. When somebody says "Red Robin" you say "Yum!"
When someone says "HEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY" you should probaly start scr.eaming.

Or is it the other way around...?

@Strap star
W-what?!

Hi

Im back listening to twerk music Xd

@Yoshikuu: The mascot zipper is stuck, sorry to diminish your ultimate fantasy D,:
@Zozo: I get asked that constantly! LISTEN UP FOLKS IM A LITTLE TIRED OF ANSWERING THIS (not really tho)

-Rock
-Dubstep (don't hate me)
-Circusy/Cabaret Music
-Anything Macabre Sounding

FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS
-Feed Me
-Celldweller
-Blue Stahli

Listening to a song called x rated

I like feed mes song little cat steps

@Punkratt: Don't worry, it doesn't end 'til the 3rd week of April!

@pixelmon9: ILY <3

pshh dubstep isn't something you should be nervous to say! i like dubstep. at times. @Strap

Back. c:
Oh, and Straps, I added you. Your Mii is amazing. xDD

lol Strap's in love with someone! xD @Strap

Everyone at my school hates dubstep idk why

o-o

Strapstar have you heard of the band Creature Feature?

I got my hopes up omg why would you do this to me I thought we had something special.
@Strapstar

@Punkratt Indeed. I saw it...
AnywaysCreatureFeatureisprettycool.

@Punkratt: I'm pink cause it's a cool color 'aight (when used correctly)

@Zozo: Everyone hates it so I was a li'l worried. I'm very sensative to my music tastes!

@Tek: My mii is spaghetti

Zozo: Nu-uh! If I had a crush on anybody it'd be... HAHAHAHAHA NOT TELLING!

@pixelmon9: Do you not have the same feelings fer me :'(

music is inspiring. everyone has different taste. @Strap

@StrapStar
I'm a big fan of you

@Drag0ny: Yep. I like e'm but not my TOP FAV! "Greatest Show Unearthed" is my fav song from e'm.
@Punkratt:COLLEGE SUCKS YO

@Yoshikuu: soory :'L

JUST GOT FAN-ZONED BY PIXELMON9 :'(

It's ok m8 xD
Do you have a Miiverse?
@strapstar

Hey Drag0ny, do you have your FC in your gallery?

Yoshikuu: Nah, never use the darn thing xD

dang it! so close on knowing, too... @Strap

@Punkratt Hrmmmmmm... Not many. I saw the Carrie reamake and clips from the original. Liked them, but something tells me I should read the book.
...Right after I buy and read Silence of the Lambs...

@Tek
Oh, sorry, X3 I thought you saw it. No it's nit in my gallery, my fc is: five one five five- three one zero one- two seven six five

@ZOZO: I'll give you a hint... THEY'RE HUMAN! Darn, that gave it away!

I haven't been using it lately, it's kinda lame. :U
Do you haveeeeee.....sudomemo?
@Strapstar

*hole appears in roof of the chatroom*

@StrapStar
oh! I'm so sorry I made you upset! :(

*smoke-bomb thing falls through hole, spraying smoke everywhere*

omg! you love a lot of people, then! @Strap

Gotta go! Sorry Strap! I'll try to be here tomorrow, alright? See ya.

@Strap

@Punkratt: I like the followers who comment on my stuff and chat with me the most though. Everyone else is invisible!
@Yoshikuu: Nope! x3

@CrustyClarinoot: I like macabre classical music don't feel sad feel my body rubbing against yours

@PariZade: NOW I HAVE TO REPAIR THE ROOF

@pixelmon9: FANZONED AGAIN *tips fedora*

@Zozozelzo: Alright, STAY AWESOME MAN!

...GUYS PARI-ZADE IS CRASHING THE CHAT ROOM! EAT HIM! I COMMAND THEE!

Heh, heh.... It's ganna be about my 1st year aniversery tomorrow and on the 1st. :') Yey...

D:

*walks through door*
AND YOU RUINED MY EPIC ENTRANCE.

@Punkratt Sigh... That's to be expected. I read through my mini-library though and I need new material.
Did I just say "Sigh"?
Yep.

@DRAG0NY
I added you. ^^

I'm a SHE, know-it-all!
*escapes on a black space unicorn*

I just noticed I'm being social yet not at the same time.
Yippie.

@Drag0ny: OMG, happy 1 year anniversary! Also I forgot that March 31 exists so it isnt actually the 1st!

Do you have anything yo @Strapstar

o^o ummmmm
*escapes on the space unicorn*

@PariZade: My apololgies, MISS

@Punkratt Nah. I love reading. I just hate reading the same book twice.

@Yoshikuu: Just a tumblr... That I never use. Blehh

Who needs the internets. xDD
Waste of time I mean look at me.
@strapstar

No, i'm just trying to remember when i joined colors! X3 I got the Pikachu 3ds XL on the 31st i think.......... Then i started Sometime at the beggining of april. My first pic apperantly is the cynder one, but i had one before that and deteted it........ let's um....... say my anaversary is on the 1st of april! :P That'll do. yep. okey. (spell fails everywhere)

weeeeeeeeeeeeee
*riding in circles, shooting acidic stickers at people's faces from high up*

YOU CAN'T DENY THAT STRAPSTAR (the character) IS A HOT PIECE OF A'SS. I'D MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HIM EVERYDAAAAAY <3

...wait, what?

THERES PARIZADE BEIN' A CLOWN! GET 'IM!

Hey, look at me! I got a pokemon sticker! *face melting* Yay! :'D

OH NO SHE HIT DRAGON! DRAGONY STAY WITH US HELP IS ON THE WAY!

Whoa, Strapstar. Calm yourself! Don't get too carried away! X'D

*pinkie-pie voice*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*high up in the air*

*bear noises*

BRB AGAAAIN

Noooooooo myyyy faccceeeeeee! I need thiiis! D:

@Dragony: Nononono shhshhshh, it's okaay, you're gonna be fiiine *pats head*
Someone decimate the weirdo shootin' the acid!

@Punkratt I like reading about things I like and don't like reading about things I don't like.
:)
And clowns, bears and some third thing, oh my.

ANOTHER MAN DOWN! NOOO! NOT PUNKRATT! He was so beautiful *cries*

WHERES THE GOBDAM.NED MEDIC!?

Weeeeeeee!
*my black space unicorn eats the sun randomly*
SP: MY LADY, THE SUN TASTES LIKE BUTTER.
Me: SMASHING, MY DEAR, JUST SMASHING.
Can y'all tell that I'm waaaay too sleep-deprived yet?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*bear noise*

CRUSTY YOU SHAN'T EXPOSE MY DARK TRUTH!

Asdfghjkl; MY SECRETS ARE OUT----

I mean..I'm just a innocent girl who picks flowers daily. :I

I'm a bird irl.
BAAAAAH.

*my face is now a skull* Where is my skin!? Hehe. My brain is squishy. :'D

Me: FOR THE STICKERS!
SP: FOR ETERNAL DARKNESS- wait I already caused that.

Ghostie: Oh yes have I mentioned that you're leading so far? Hee hee...

Parizade! What is your greatest wish? ASK AND IT SHALL BE GRANTED! DESIST MELTING MY FELLOW CREEPLINGS!

@Punkratt Please put your pants back on.
Oh wait you're a bear.

Hurry guys hide all the bodies and lets bolt for it before they notice we are gone. <:U

SP: Actually, my lady, I only stuck with you so I could devour the sun. Now, off with ye.
*tosses me off*
Me: *falls to Earth with a THUD.*
B-BUT DEAREST, WHAT OF OUR FUTURE TOGETHER?

I think i'm a dragon, but i can't quite put my finger on it............

Phooey, now I'm vulnerable.

@Strapstar I did it for charity. And because I'm a ceiling fan.

SO LIKE ONCE I TRIED TO RP WITH STRAPSTAR AND I WAS LIKE, "GAHAHA FIENDS IT IS I STRAPSTAR THE GREAT AND MIGHTY! TREMBLE BENEATH MY FUNKY SELF!" AND THEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE H TO THE E TO THE LL NO, NO WEIRD PUPPETS ALLOWED! SILLY MORTALS DENY ME OF MY ROLEPLAYING FANTASIES! I WHIP OUT THE TENTACLES AND INPREGNATE THEM ALL! "PLEASE STRAPPY HAVE MERCY ON OUR BUMS!" I DO NOT HAVE MERCY ON THEIR BUMS FOR I AM STRAPSTAR, THE COMMUNIST ENCHILADA! THEY BEG FOR FORGIVNESS BUT IT IS TOO LATE! MY SEED IS ALREADY IN THEM! I RELEASE THEIR BOTTOMS FROM MY APPENDAGES AND THEY WOBBLE AROUND BECAUSE THEIR BOOTY HOLES ARE RUPTURED! I LAUGH AS THEY P00P ALL THEIR WET ORGANS EVERYWHERE! AS I AM KICKED FROM THE RP MY QUIVERING LIPS DROOL ONTO MY BODY PILLOW OF DANNYLARRY. I DONT RP ANYMORE THOUGH, I'M KINDA SAD ABOUT IT TBH.

*hides in bushes*

@Punkratt
Holy Sh.it! She's ganna blow! D: *Hides self with a unicorn proof table* D:

@Punkratt Rats are basically small, less attractive bears. Trust me, I saw it in a dream while sleeping through Biology.

You've seriously weirded me out, but as long as said tentacles aren't here, i'm good.

Omg this is why I want to adopt Strapstar. xD

*rolls on ground freely*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*throws more stickers*

I'll be hideing in my room if you need me

Guyyys Strap's being himself again. Liek omg.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

GEORGE WASHINGTON!

Is that wat chu guys do for a living? Inpregnate with tentacles and get kicked out of RolePlays?

Oh, wait nvm. you already said that X3 lol. i'm so stupid.

Ima ma'am. And yes. You did. Sub-conciously. And DRAGONY STATED THE 1ST PRESIDENT DUN PUNISH JUST ME FOR IIIIIIT!

@Punkratt Sorry man. Girls dig bears.

burrrrrrn

Kitty

*walks in circles*
Wait- are y'all still s'posed to catch me? o^o

On a scale of 1 - 10..

How hot am I guys

@Strapstar's long comment
...
I think I'm scarred for life now, thanks. XDDD

*grabs creepy* (my toy creeper)
*hugs him*

k lemme clarify:
PARIZADE IS A PRINCESS FROM THE ARABIAN NIGHTS. I TOOK THAT NAME 'CAUSE IMA TALKING BIRD SHE FINDS IN THE STORY, AND PRINCESSES ARE AWESOME.

@Strapstar
..Uhh... XD

Boi you lewk liek a super model almost as hot as jack black in a tutu unf :B
I give you a 1 billion and a half
@strapstar

PARIZADE MARRY ME BEFORE I DELETE THE CHAT ROOM! I'LL DO IT! YOU ALL WON'T THINK I'LL DO IT! *hysteric laughter*

*dodges* yes i dooooooes!
Three boxes worth.

I don't think I can anser that qustion

@Yoshikuu: Omg ur 2 kind, im blush x /// x

@Strapstar Oh okay sure!
Wait...what?

:O
DO IT PARIZADE.
MARRY HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
xD

What was the question?
*scrolls up*
o^o crud why'd i say yes...

wait
wut

I would cuddle the f*** outta u >:V
@strapstar

YESSss! *hovers finger over the delete painting button*
WHO SHALL WED US?

My brain just fizzled out there.

*puts on hte gown*
You're ALL INVITED to the wedding!
Crusty please play the wedding organs.

Do you?

HOLD UP CROOSTEY! She has to walk down the aisle! WHO WILL BE THE GREAT STRAPSTAR'S FIRST MAN!?

YAAYYY

YOU'RE ALL RUSHING THIS IT HAS TO BE PERFECT AND MY LOVELY PARIZADE *snarls and drools acidic liquid*

*Sits in a chair*

Yeah Crusty play those organs NOW NOW DO IT NOW

*cowers*
Wait how'd i get in a wedding dress?

This is the part where I slowly walk back to the corner of the chatroom. BRASSMONKEYONTHERADIOFTW

BREAK IT UP YOU TWO @CRUSTY @PUNKRATT OR WILL THERE BE BLOOD SHED UPON THE AISLE TONIGHT?!

WHOMP WHOMP

Watches
0-0

I'll go but I'll be one of those people in the back sobbing cuz I'm embarrassed to cry in front of strangers. Q u Q

ALRIGHT NOW PUNKRATT, YOU SHALL WALK MY LOVELY BRIDE DOWN THE AISLE!

Y'all know this is going on my profile later.

*yawn*
o_-

@Parizade: So it shall be! I want our moment of happiness to be immortalized forever!

*Falls asleep in chair*
zzzzzzz

-A silent #Gruch begins to eat the wedding cake-

-_-
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I DOOOO! *flicks serpent tongue and flings spittle at Crusty's beautiful face*

*snaps fingers in front of Pixelmon-san*
*whispers* Don't you dare. You're the one that led me to this chatroom...

*Wakes up*

o right
I DO!

//cuddles gruch and sobs internally
I just-- I can't plz hold me

*CLOWNY ANTICS INTENSIFY*

heh heh
ovo"

GOD DANG IT
ALL I WANTED WAS THE CAKE.

:I

*noodle tongue*

!

OW!

-Gruch silently comforts Yoshikuu and mumbles unintelligble curses at the mob-

My eye! 0^O

*screams* I DOOOOOOOOO!

Crusty please say NowKissTheBride.jpg before I delete the chat. NOW

0-TT
it burns

*looks at Strapstar*

*Covers eyes*

*sloppily makes out with Parizade in front of everyone*

e_E

*Still covers eyes*

*stunned*

Is sneezing supposed to make the roof of your mouth itch or am I going to die in 3 days?

...Crap I missed the wedding.

*MAKING OUT INTENSIFIES*

*tries to push him away to make the kiss less...um...nsfw? Yeah, that*

Xl

It ain't NSFW if we keep the shirts on! *CONTINUES THE PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION*

Oh...
I still expect cake.

*hides face in a bag of Sunchips*

Tell me when it's done!
Xo

Actually, I don't wear clothes by default anyway...

-Gruch resumes eating the wedding cake-

mmph!
[then again, you did say this could be nsfw o^e]
*can't fight back, so gives up in terms of my mouth*

*stops kissing finally*

@Punkratt Hi. The cake is dead. The. Cake. Is. Dead.

Well, I'm gonna go play Pokemon now, byyyyee *hugs everyones faces* *gone*

*opens eyes*
finally

*sits down, gasping for air* Gawrsh, I couldn't breathe in there...

That ratchet hoe, Gruch ate all my CAAAAAKE *whips out hte tentacles*

Sooooo..... what now?

StrapStar, out of everyone here why did you chose pari-zade?

Why it's time for the wedding night ofcourse! DUHH!

@pixelmon9: cuz u fanzoned me :'(

o^e w-wedding night?
And I'm asking the same thing as Pixelmon-sama.

I still don't know what dat means

Welp. That was quite the experience for me, being such a stalker that i am.

@Punkrattzahngjctjmnvf
:O
THA- I mean thank you so much. My life has meaning again! *nomscake*

YES! Wedding Night EVERYONE LOOK AWAY IT'S ABOUT TO GET NSFW IN HERE!

D:

I lost my eyes to the acid-sticker attack.
I'm a cartoon tho so they'll grow back in the next scene.
...Right?

*gets out a plate of spaghetti* Mmmmm!

I gess I'll go back to drawing nothing.
onless you whant me to stay

12:00

@Punkratt: The wedding night scene should be able to top all that *wink wink*

@Punkratt
IT WAS OBVIOUSLY THE DECOR!
My half-melted eyeballs have never seen anything worse.

o^e

Congrats! XD

*shrugs* Not like I had much choice after I accidentaly said I'd marry.

IT'S TIME TO MAKE MY MOVE! *brings out the plate of spaghetti*

Sorry Mr. Confusion. Everyone's distracted by...ah... "honeymoon arrangements".

@Straps
...eh? *nomming on my own plate of spaghetti*

@Mr.Confusion: Aw man you missed my wedding! And yes you dooo exist, don't let anyone tell ya otherwise!

*eats own plate of spaghetti*

THE NSFW IS ALMOST UPON US!

oyyyyyyyy

@Mr.Confusion
I accidentally agreed to be his bride. Now I'm going to be...um..."honeymooned", for lack of a better term?

*noms spaghetti*

oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Aye, no sour faces. As a married couple you shoula seen this coming
*EATS MORE SPAGHETTI*

From Wanging to Wives: A Tale of Strapstar's Love Life

*continues eating*
Well, I was sorta forced into it. You were gonna delete the chat if anyone refused you...

Walks very slowly out the door

ooo that'd make a good book,

Shhh shhh my beautiful bride... *pats PariZade's head* it'll ALLLL be okaay *snuggles*

*yawns*

o^o

See ya Punkratt. Now I gotta find somebody else to bug.

I just have one question

Yesss, the spaghetti's effects are taking effect! (See ya Punkratt, nice to hear from ya ily <3)

Also you called dibs on me entirely Mr.Confusion, not on my little characters. You must be more specific! *whistles*

Hey Ghost! *Waves arms around rapidly* I'm here too! >:U

Yes my bride?
(Punkratt: no xbox, only Steam: Lord Grimsworth or Strapstar, whichever one works)

Is this marriage thing gonna be a "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" thing, or is it gonna be, like, "official"?

just needing to make sure.

I have a Steam account, but I haven't sorted all the friends crap out yet so shhhh.

It's gonna be WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS MY BEAUTIFUL MEATWORM! Now close your eyes n' relax...

@Punkratt Yezaaaaafhvvhb sure. FC's in my gallery.

@Punkratt: Nah, I mean I don't know which shows up when you search for it. My account name is Lord Grimsworth.

@Mr.Confusion: This ain't official! Don't worry your little head about it *squee*

U-um... *closes eyes*

#YosondismyFC

Am i invisible? :') Ner.

And yeah, gimme a few days to sort it out.
I'll stop spamming now.

IT IS TIME FOR THE HONEYMOON TO BEGINNN!

@Mr.Confusion: Whatever you saaay

*Hugs DRAG0NY* ma boi.

>///< eep.

@Mr.Confusion: DIBS RULE YEAH YEAH

*pats PariZade's head* Noww... don't you wish you never busted in here and started melting everyone's face off?

*gasps* so is THAT why you chose me!?

G'night Punkratt
*salutes*

*Gasp* :D Hehe...... Hai. I'm a boi and a gal but what am i really? *trick question*

a dragon

*giggles maniacally*
NO! It is because YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! All that acid shootin' was a LEEEEETLE hard to ignore! Now... fall into an unconcious state..

Why...?

Boigalragon?

So you don't have to experience the honeymooning of course! Now rest...

@Mr.Confusion: Then make me do stuff under your will!

*passes out from exaustion*

*hugs Ghost* That was just amazing how that was exactly what i was thinking. owo *pets your face* .w.

I CANNOT MAKE A PIE I MUST PROCEED WITH THE HONEYMOONING!
*carries PariZade to the bed*

*as I pass out, I think, 'hey, at least my dress is still on...'*

*covers PariZade head to toe in honey*

[lol wat]

My face is confused, but it appreciates the affection.
Reading minds is for cool people.

*kisses Parizade's forhead* Be safe m'love. *grabs the bed and pushes it into another room called "THE JUICER")

You've really lost me /x>

Yes. You are a really cool person- Oh! I have an idea! *puts an arm around you and points into the distance* Let us go on an advendure to candy mountain! >:U

lol

*places PariZade in a machine that squishes her and turns her into liquidy honey. Her remains are placed in a jar of honey*,

I am afraid I lack royalty over bananas.
...I still accept this quest!

:D cooool

*eats the jar of honey* My bride really is, THE SWEETEST!

R.I.P. PariZade, we shall always cherish your last words.
...I wonder how that tastes.

You wanna taste? *hold out the jar*

Then onward, dear fellow, and we shall find ze bannana king and *cough, wispers* unicornsssss, and shiz! *starts marching forward, wistleing randomness*

...well then XD
On that fine note, ima go to bed.
Good night!
*essplodes*

*Sticks head in jar and runs off to join my friend in a wonderful quest*

THE JAR EXPLODED, THERES HONEY EVERYWHERE! MY BRRIIIIIDDEE! WHYYY?!? *contorts and screams on the floor*

And farewell PariZadashadlahda!

Only three peeps in ze chat room? This is MADNESS! :P

*Marches on despite most likely having glass shards all over my face*

*stumbles after Drag0ny and Ghostie covered in honey and tears* HEEY! Don't leeave me!

*Stops in front of you, stares at you for like 5 min* O-O................. *Licks honey off your face*.................. meep. * turns and continues on like nothing happened.

MADNESS?
THIS
IS
...Oh hey Strapstar.

PBTHBTHTBTH MY FACE! *wipes drool, trips on the flat surface of the floor, trips and breaks legs* EEEEEEEEEE

...
Excellent work, my companion! You have slain the beast!

*Gasp* Your legs! They're broken! ......... do you want me to break your arms, too!? XD

Thank you, Sir Watson. *smokes pipe* o-o

OH, YOU VILE- *tries to get up but legs break even more* GHEEEEEE! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!

I'll take that as a yes? <X3 Idk, what do you think, Ghosty? Shall we? *Smoking pipe*

*Coughs up tiolet paper and wraps it around his legs*
Well. I did all I could do.
*strolls down path humming video game themes*

Oh, and break his arms.

*whimpering*

D-Dragony! Ayyee! Remember that time I did that thing for you and didn't break your arms? KINDA NEED YOU TO DO THAT FOR ME NOW

The it's settled! *breaks arms* muahaha! ........ i'm so evil eWe *Puts Strapstar on my back and continues forward* Huzah! >:D

Now, we can't have a fully non-tourtured Strapstar, can we?
Break them near the wrist.

Perfect! And we're off!

Sorry! Maybe next time ay? <X) *starts bouncing down the hill*

AGHHHH MY ARMS! HNNGGGG *nonsensical screeching sounds*

Three people that sorta know each other goin' on an adventure
dununun
One's good at breaking things and the other is starting to smellll-elll
dununun.

SMELL? SMELLLL? SMMMEEELLL?! YOU THINK I SMELLLLLLL?! *froths at the mouth* YOU TRY SMELLING GOOD AFTER BEING LATHERED IN HONEY AND THEN BEIN' LICKED BY A HUGE FILTHY TONGUE *rambles on*

Drag0ny, here's some toilet paper. Shut the thing up, I'm trying to sing.

...Dununun.

Hey, well my tounge ain't that bad X) besides you tasted good with that honey. Maybe i'll save you for dinner *evil laugh* >:D

Sure. X3 *Stuffs a turkey in his mouth* Please, do continue with your beautiful song. :3

*Takes toilet paper and puts it on my head* O-O yuss.

And we're off to see some mountain! For no actual reason at all!
My face has now stopped bleeding so that's a good thing I recall!

*muffled scream'ing*

*Bouncing as i walk to the tune of the song* >X)

*scowls at Strapstar* At least you won't starve.
Drag0nhurhurhar! Lead us!

*awkwardly groans with turkey juices dripping everywhere, IS VERRRRY UNAMUSED WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION*

Because honestly, I have no clue where we're going.

*Suddenly stops* There are two ways ..... *looks to right* The dark evil scary forest..... *looks to left* Or unicorn Road........ *Smiles evily* >:)

*Sigh* I'll take the turky out when you behave like a good boy.

*muffled screams implying NOT to go down the unicorn path*

*Shotgun materializes in mouth for an unknown reason*
Squhurrr Uhnicorhnnns!
*runs off into the forest*

*Turns to the unicorn path and starts to wallk* Onward! Strapstar looks pleased to go onto Unicorn Road, no? >X)

*MORE SCREAMS*

Unicorns are ze magical! Y u no like unicorn! >:U

*stops at edge of forest*
Awh, rerally?
*Spits shotgun out and turns back*

*helpless pathetic crying ensues*

Fine, but,
*rips turkey out of Strapstar's mouth rather forcefully*
I want to hear his screams.

Candy mountain iz dis way! *Points at a random blue unicorn in the distance* Mr.Unicorn! :D *looks to strapstar* Hehehehehe.....

*Closes eyes and follows Drag0ny, in fear of eyes burning out... Again*

*licks up turkey juice* YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT BEAST! YOU HEAR ME? STAY AWAAY *snarls*

*Chuckles, despite somewhat agreeing* Is it over yet?

*snaps fingers and Zompet falls ontop of Strapstar*
Zompet: oof! wha-
Me: You both shall feel ze tor.ture! >:D * goes up to the unicorn*
Unicorn: *Looking at Zompet and Strapstar with derpy eyes*

*Strapstar begins to swell* OOPPDFF YOU HORRIBLE- PBTHHHHHHHHHH *swelling disables usage of the mouth*

Unicorn: O-o Neiighh. *licks Strapstar's puffy face*
Zompet: N-not the unicorn! *uses Strapstar as some sort of sheild* o-O'

*Starts giggling uncontrollably*

I must sleep. Goodnight. Don't let them Unicorns ki// you in your sleep, Strapstar.
@Ghosty *Victory high five*

*Strapstar swells so much he pops, sending thick black blood everywhere*
RIP STRAPSTAR, he was such a dork. I hated him to be honest.
//sad piano music//

*Returns hi-five with pleasure*
'Night

Strrapstar was actually the puppet that was already on a puppet. What a twist!
I'm as.suming you're either going to leave too or have another talk-to-self episode.

And thus, the epic saga of Strapstar's Chat room comes to an end! I hope you all remember to floss cause I for one am feelin' a little filthy! READ THE WHOLE CHAT ROOM ON A COMPUTER BECAUSE APPARANTLY COLORS ONLY SHOWS "SOME" COMMENTS.

I hope you all have a good evening, for it shall be your last.

Yup! You get 10' extra credit points Ghostie!

I know I'm completely breaking chat law here, but thanks for holding this chat! Who knew I could actually hold a conversation.
Farewell, corpses.

... Chat is dead...

There. Where's my free sock?

hello again

i half seen your draw and it is very nicd thanx 4 sharing

Ey, Straps-sama.
Ey.
I made you a gift. For the last time, that wasn't real, right?
Making sure whether or not I should change my status to "Married to creepy doll guy"
Juuuuust checkin'! Doesn't matter whether or not it was real!

Naw sorry to dissapoint ya sweetie, that wedding wasn't real. Thanks 'fer the honey thouugh!

Naw I ain't disappointed.
It'd have been weird if that was real, 'tis all.

Like an awkward moment in Vegas where ya wake up next to some random person, and there's a ring on both of yer ring fingers.
That "Oh wait that wasn't a dream?" moment.
Anyhoo, how are you on this fine day?
Well, I think it's day. My ex-boyfriend Neptune the Black Space Unicorn ate the sun, so idk anymore...

I AM BORED BEYOND DISBELIEF! Also I made yuh a honey :0

NAOPETH

DAYETH OFFETH TODAYETH

lol hooray for being bored!

hello?

Heh, no one... No one to keep me from STEALING ALL THE TACOS!! *runs away with tacos*

N-not the tacos! If only I wasn't so bored I'd do something about it! *strains*

*throws tacos into a sewer* I have no need of human... Fffilth!

sup

hey, uhh ill be back in afew

GAAAAH NOOO THE TACOSS

back

I am still crying over the tacos.

Strapstar you eat human flesh, not vegies and cheese

*flips table made of babies*

*flips a coffee table onto a baby taco*

I EAT WHATEVER I PLEASE!

WELL YOU CANT EAT ME!

I could but I don't like eating fellow puppets...

Heh, your lucky for the same reason...
Unless your a floating soul...

No soul here mate, just COOKIES

I hate that filth... Why do you make sutch wretched items?

baaaaa!!...... my babeh!

Heheeehehe *dies trying to figure out portal 2 logic & reason*

Wait... chu guys eat people?
*hides in bushes*

I eat fabric that is fused with souls... More usable.

But, thats when I need repairing... I mostly eat yarn.

... Filthy... Just fitlthy...

Im glad im not organic... *shuder*

I'm glad I don't exist.

>.>you do exist strapstar... just from an alternate reality...

i ate 4 cookies

Aprilfoolsday...

Le chat is dead.

Shhhhhhhhhhh.

GET 'OUTTA HERE *reloads shotgun* Dagum kids tryna mess around my old chatroom! Go on! Git!

...
Shhhhhh?

But im an adult

What about mentally being a very messed up adult?

*broods over everybody as off tune guitar music plays* ah sed.. GIT OFF MAH LAWN
*shoots everywhere like a wild stegosaurus*

Honestly I didn't even know you had a lawn.
Ok I'm dead now.

I'M N0T WEEEEEEEEEE!
*runs in circles*
If I posted a new chat, would y'all join it?
*starts talking in old-timey stereo-typed princess British-ey talk*
My darling space unicorn stole the sun, and my kingdom has been plunged into eternal darkness...
*weeps pathetically into hankie* And only you /brave/ young knights can bring it back...
...
...
...pffffffff-!

yoshi cat: NOTICE ME SENPAI. *hugs teh crap out of him

GIVE ME EYEBALLS FOR BREAKFAST and flesh for dinner

I'll cook the flesh since im made of fire