happy birthday random person I've never met before.

Birthdays are pretty cool.

Y'know we have a lot in common.
Believe it or not I also have a birthday'

It's on the day the world was supposed to end in Twenty twelve.
Y'know... Dec twenty first

I'm not joking.
Thats actually my birthday.

When I was younger I was scared my fourteenth birthday was gonna suck. With the world ending and all.

But it didn't

Cool wolf.
I like dogs.
I have a million of em at my house.
By a million I mean four.
They're pretty chill.

My dogs said "happy birthday"

WOW HOLD THE PHONE!

What do you mean "yay I guess"?!?!
DUDE! birthdays are supposed to be more than a "yay I guess" say this outloud for me right now:

"Omg Dis birthday gon be da bomb.
Dis be wer da prty's at yo.
swag!
Im gon heav da bestest day evar"

That is sure to make your day better.

Oh my this comment is starting to get really long.

Like seroiusly I've never spent so much time on a comment before. I guess that makes you special.

Oh you thought I was done?

Pfft.

I didn't get to finish what I wanted to say.

So you're turning fifteen huh?

I'm also fifteen.
Woah
Weird.

Oh.
Another thing about my birthday in twenty twelve.
It was also the day the first youtube video hit a billion views.

Ya see.
The mayans weren't predicting the end of the world.

They were predicting the date of Gangnam style's billionth view.

So my birthday in twenty twelve was...interesting.

A lot happened that day.

oh cra...
It's eleven thirty six pm right now.
I need sleep.
...
...
nah
I can sleep later.

It's funny how true my name is.

"ARandomGuy"

cuz like.
I'm just some random dude you've never met before on colors.
I thought it was a pretty clever name.
dontcha think?

Anyways!

Don't you hate it when someone comments like, one word.
"cool"
"More"
"good"

I dunno
I just like it when people actually put effort in comments.

You're pretty cool.
Even though I have no idea who you are and I've never really talked to you.

I just decided you're cool.
We're best friends now
ok?

Alright.
I think I should probably go.
I want food.
I shall eat food now.

So I hope you have an amazing birthday :)
Make sure to make a worth while wish when blowing out the candles

I felt like doing something nice for someone else. So I decided to have a chat with you. I just wanted to make someone's day a bit better.
Pass it on.
Do something for someone else that would make their day.
For me :)

Alright.
I'll see ya later :)