mmk -gives bacon- HerpaDerpa

i had my hair reaching my shoulders before but my grandmother payed me 40€ for me to go get a haircut.
my hair was like in a grayscale self-portrait i made.
#findithere

sh!t, someone already used that tag!

and by the way, i would not let you touch my hair, i hate it when people do that.
only i, am allowed to touch my recently cut, weird, dark blond hair!

there are other self-portraits more detailed and accurate than that one but i did them when my hair was shorter.

precious?
sh!t, dude, you're really drunk this time!

no sh!t, Sherlock!
you're a weirdo.

now give me more free information about you, i wanna know you better!

it's a bit metalic and some people say it looks green but what the hell does that have to do with anything?
fu*k you, Glucklich!

i don't care if you like my hair or not.
and no, i don't want the nachos.

i'm fat and taller than that.
now give me info or i'll do something!

gender?
nationality?
favourite food?
favourite book?
favourite this, favourite that?
mental disorders?
childhood?
any traumas?
religion?

hobbies?

at first i thought you were a girl but later i knew you're a male, joking about it i've been calling you a princess, i noticed you were german and you like writting poems and i knew you were bi.
the rest is new to me.
you're an interesting one... is Glucklich your real name?

hah!
i knew it was not the name given to you at birth!

i guess i should stop calling you princess... from now on i'll call you Barbie Girl!

buuuullsh!t!
i'll let you call me one of the nicknames given to me and you're lucky.
none of wich is or will be made by you!

the nickname i chose for you to call me is already written in one painting.

but NVM stands for Nuno Vicente Mello, my name.
Nuno means "9th", Vicente means "crow" and i have no idea what Mello means.

you may call me "Master" because now you are my b!tch!

dude... i think i know who keeps flaging you

1. no one calls me that!

2. you're my fu*kin' slave now!

shut up, barbie!

i don't know.
any suggestions?

i don't want nachos.

shut up, slave!
i'm watching a movie and there's a chick with some great tits so shut the fu*k up!

the a.ss is good too.

of course you spilled the nachos, you had them on your legs while you were sitting and you got a b0ner wich made them fly right off.

once a guy who likes t!ts and a.ss starts thinking about them and/or see them, he will probably get a b0ner.

damm yo, now i'm also thinking about them...

i'm not watching you.

kinda but we just think about s.ex because it feels good and because of our basic biological instinct to breed.

no, not really.

spill it.

1. what the hell are you talking about?
i love ya!

2. i would if i could.

you'd like that, wouldn't ya?

good night for you as well!

why am i NOT on your <3 list!??
xx

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