B: H-Hello? Who's there?

B: Oh..I-I see. Yes, I'm as fine as I ever will Be.

((sorry, messed up quirk first time))

B: I'm...I'm just so miseraBle...all the time....

(Holy crap Vulcar's face!)

B: It's the....It's those nasty HighBloods!! They make fun of me and judge me just Because of my Blood color! It just isn't fair, not even logical! Your Blood is higher on the hemospectrum than me, so I douBt you feel my pain.

(( @PM: lolyus ))

B: I'm just a peasant....I can't think of anything you can do to help me....I douBt you can change how the highBloods act.

B: You can...I mean....do you want to? Willingly?

(( Uh, yeah, sure. Just give ownership to me, 'kay? o3o
WE BOTH OWN HER LIFE))

B: Oh...o-okay....that's fine. It's totally fine. Anyway, who sent you here? Or did you want to come here yourself?

-eyes open a lot wider-

B: K-Kelzul!? Kelzul sent you!? Where is she??

-runs outside to see Kelzul on the ground in her regular clothes-

B: K-KELZUL!! -runs towards her and hugs her-

H-HEy, PHob. DOn't CRy, SIster. YOu'll BE OKay.

-mumbles to Vulcar- NOt ACtual "SIster", NUmbnut.

B: W-Where've you Been, Kelz!? I've missed you!

LEt's JUst SAy, I'Ve BEen THrough ONe HEll OF A TRip.

B: -crying softly-

I JUst WAnt HEr....TO FInally BE HAppy. SHe NEver IS. BEfore I AScended TO GOd TIer--

B: Y-YOU REACHED GOD TIER!?

SShhh. -paps- BEfore THen, SHe ALways COntacted ME FOr REassurance TO STay IN THis WOrld ANd NOt JUst ENd IT ALl. BElieve IT OR NOt, VUlcar, WE USed TO BE PAlemates.

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B: Please....-sniff-...just...end my suffering, Kelzul. Please....

ARe YOu....SUre, PHob?

B: I'm....positive.

-both close their eyes, Kelzul's sharp black nails dig slightly into Phobii's back, and she collapses after a few minutes-

YOu HAve NOt DIed IN VAin, PHob. I PRomise YOu THat. -wipes cyan tears away-

THat BEtter BE THe CAse. -her image flickers from her normal outfit to her God Tier outfit-

SHe WAs THe ONly TRoll I REally GOt CLose TO. ANd YEt, I SEnt YOu TO K!ll HEr....WHat KInd OF A MOnster AM I....?

? -notices Vulcar digging a hole-
I'M GUessing YOu WAnt TO BUry HEr. THat's PErfectly FIne.

ANd YEs, SHe WOn't. I ABsorbed HEr SOul/LIfe FOrce, SO SHe'll BE WIth ME FOr THe REst OF THe SWeeps I HAve LEft.

-carries Phobii's limp body in her arms to the dug hole-

Y-YEah....

-puts Phobii in the ground-

GOodbye PHobii...-lowers hood-

I'll AlwAys bE wIth yOU.

[:)

IT's FIne, MAn. THat WAsn't THe PRoper DEath FOr HEr ANyway. I WOuldn't HAve, EIther.

....I WOuld JUst LIke TO MOurn A LIttle....

...THank YOu...

-grabs a slab of stone from Phobii's hive and slams into the ground-

CAn I BOrrow YOur AXe, VUlcar?

...THanks.

-writes "R.I.P. Phobii Abross - Kelzul's Former Moirail
"ONe OF THe BEst FRiends....I'vE EvEr hAd."-

HEre YOu ARe. -gives Vulcar back his axe-

YEah, I BElieve THis IS A HUman TRadition FOr A FUneral. -finds nearby flowers and puts them in front of the tombstone-

ONe FInal THing....

-raises arm, shakes it in concentration, nose bleeds a little, and suddenly a God Tier outfit for Sylph of Doom appears in her hand-

YEp, HEre WE ARe. -wipes blood away from nose, and puts the outfit on the tombstone-

THank YOu. IT TOok ME A WHile TO KNow HOw TO DO THat.

...MHm....

-blankly stares at Phobii's tombstone-

.....

...THank YOu...VUlcar....

-looks at Vulcar- ...YEah...I KNow....

....

-sees right behind Vulcar....

is the ghostly Minotaur....

that only Kelzul can see....

with Phobii in his headlock!?-

..!!

-starts backing away in shock-

IT's....IT's HIm....IT's...

IT's BUlldad....

(( yup that's his name now ))

...i'm coMING foR yoUR frIENDS, keLZ....anD doN'T foRGET thIS liTTLE ruNT!! -nuggies Phobii-

B: H-Help me, Kelzul!! -mouth is shut by Bulldad-

buT heY, maYBE i'lL go foR vuLCAR heRE inSTEAD....

DOn't YOu....FU.cking...TOuch HIm....

VUlcar, PLease MOve. NOw.

HE....HE's COming BAck....

(( Alright, night! :D ))

Zuel, I just want to clarify that in one of your previous comments, you said sumfin about human traditions. Trolls weren't around when humans were created. They got destroyed by the canon trolls' SGRUB session that made humans. So they wouldn't know human customs. Sorry.

Oh, and MAH FRIEND WHO OWNS ARAXIA CAN RP WITH US SHE GOT COLORS
YUSS

(( OH WELL ))

I just kinda had to point it out. Once again, sorry. : : : : /

(( Is cool. :3 ))