Hey Uncle! Hi Dad! :D

Yep, I'll be Amber :3

lon'qu: ....*thinking about life*

Amber:

Hey Lon'qu! How's it going?

gaius: ewe<3 *stalking lon'qu*

(IM FUGGIN GAIUS X'D)

Lon'qu, you ok? *poke's his cheek*

brady: ey, old timer, mom told me its tea time
lon'qu: -o- no.

maribelle: eOe TOO BAAAADDDD

lon'qu: *trembling*

chrom: hey, nice rainbows. ^o^

Oh, hi there! Who are you? Waaaiiitttttt.........

brady: oh, you must be amber... i'm brady.. ^.^''

maribelle: my son... WHO NEEDS TO STANT STRAIGHT. >:U *hits his beck with a ruler*

brady: AGH! STHAP, MA! DX

maribelle: >3>

MARIBELLE HIT BECK XD *brady

lucina: where's noire..? :<

*glaaaaarreeees at Lon'qu*

lon'qu: oh, dear gods, GET OFF OF MY BACK WOMEN!!! DX *throws the tea over and storms out*

brady: sh!t.. he's p!ssed..

maribelle: :O

lucina: !! QnQ

Lon'qu! D:

Oh no, I'm ruining the reason why he married me...

Lon'qu! Wait! I'm sure we could practice your swordfighting! Lon'qu!!! D:

lucina: QnQ i... i have.. nothing.. to live for.. *pointing the falchion to her chest*

lon'qu: ...i need time for myself.. *turns around and walks away*

lon q (silent u)

(Lon kwu XD)

lucina: *moaping*...

lucina: you... b!tch... >3> *walking away* imma fuuck your daughter... noire AND morgan... AT THE SAME TIME. >3> *gone*

chrom: *in the distance snuggling fredrick* THAT'S MY GIRL!! XD

Stahl: Hello, Donnel.

*firmly shakes Donnel's hand, and then proceeds to scratch the back of his head*

How's it going?

donnel: o//o h-howdy stahl.. u-um.. *tring to act cool he leans against a tree* n-nothin' much.. just AHH! DX *looses ballance and falls over onto stahl*

*Stahl quickly grabs Donnel close to his chest, tightly wrapped in his arms.*

(fanfic XD)

donnel: O//O'' *meep*

elenna: *walks up to darius, obviously saddened* ...hi...:<

a$$hat: *watching, eating popcorn* SHUT UP DARI. XD

Stahl: Sir, are you alright?

* Slighty tilts the pot on Donnel's head up, and looks into his eyes. Stahl then noticed a scrape on the side of his face, and wipes it off*

donnel: *blushes, shyly tilts the pot over his face, blushing red from stahl's beautiful gaze* >//< y-yes.. i am... umm... *squuueeeeeeeeeee*

elenna: *throws her engagement ring across the room* my donny.. he's.. T^T

elenna: *crying into darius' shoulder*

Stahl: Donnel, you don't need to hide your face, it was just a little stumble... *notices Donnel blushing red* Donnel! Your cheeks are a bright red! Are you sick? *leans close to Donnel's face, and brought his hand onto Donnel's cheek to check his tempurature*

*pink and sparkles in the background*

donnel: o//o s-stahl.. i-i.. *blushing even more* [>//< his hand is mighty soft.. <3]

elenna: damit... he had to tell me after i got pregnant.. T^T *pregnant with future morgan*

elenna: no.. i dont blame him.. he was never rude... so... T^T

Stahl: I don't feel a fever... hmmm.....
Still Stahl: Donnel.... the scrape on your cheek is bleeding.....! I know this sounds weird, but shall I kiss it to make it better? It may remind you of home... *Gets closer to Donnel's face*

elenna: nghh... i would so hurt stahl right now.. but stress is bad for my baby...
donnel: a-at home nobody would k-kiss me.. >///< b-but.. *babbling a bit*

Stahl: Oh... Well, we're already so close, so why not?.... *kissu teh scrape ^w^*

donnel: ://o <3 *huggu*

a$$hat: oh, HEEEELLLL no!! >:U *gets on her pegasus, monochrome, and pulls out her ruin tome, flying at darius*

(gannon, admitt it, you love donnelXstahl XD)

a$$hat: *nose is bleeding from watching donnel and stahl* DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME. DX

Stahl: *in his mind* Darn he's so cute!*

*little blushy XD*

elenna: O//O'' *b!tch slaps darius*

a$$hat: ewe yea..<3

donnel: a-ah! DX stahl.. th-they're watching us... ://<

(XD ill do it)

>///(
I-I..... D-d-don't....... C-care!......

*hugs tighter*

(grima balls XD)

donnel: Nng..>//<'' *hugging back*

a$$hat: *uses dark magic on darius* SHUSSHHH ITS GETTING GOOD!>O>

Stahl: I think we should stop hugging now....... *quickly lets go of Donnel and turns away* You have a wife..... Donnel......

libra: ..? huh?

honey: :O *to morgan* she's prettyyyy

donnel: *turns away, sadenned* r-right.. sorry..

honey: *glomps libra*

libra: a-ah..! w-what in naga's name are you doing, young one..? O//n//O

honey: *nuzzles libra*

*still has his back turned* D-Donnel... Umm... When you were hugginging me... I think you looked absolutely adorable...... So, shall I... umm.....

(ya ready?)

donnel: *nods* >//< y-yes please...<3 you're so handsome.. so... c'mere X//3 *tackle hugs stahl and deep kissus him on the liiiiippppsssss X3*

libra: u-ummm.. o//o''

*muffled* D-Donnel! O/////O

donnel: >//< <3

elenna: -3- *walks up to a$$hat*
a$$hat: ? :o
elenna: gimme some, b!tch.. -//- *yoinks some popcorn and watches donny and stahl*

(she remembered that he's bi)

Stahl: *Gets up, holding Donnel in his arms, still kissuing. Then they walk off into the sunset*

(DAWWWWWW)

libra: *twitch* u-umm.. i'm a married man.. to my beloved miriel.. >3>

honey: .....woops... *awkwardly walks away*

chrom: *was watching* D//'X FREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fredrick: Yes M'lord? *bows before Chrom*

chrom: *whining* i command you to be kawaii no desu desu with meeee X'//3 <3

Fredrick: Yes, if you wish... *lightly kissus Chrom's cheek*

chrom: >//<

(OMG BEAUTIFUL XD)

(OMG THAT DRAWING IS HILARIOUS!!! Thank youmProtoman XD)

Fredrick: There. Is everything better now?

(KEEP IT!!)

chrom: dont just do what i say to... c'mon.. from the heart! ://>

Fredrick: *pins Chrom down and smexy french kissus him* There. Is that alright with you M'Lord?

chrom: -///- damit...

Fredrick: Is that all? Because I must leave.....

chrom: ...freddy..? :<

Fredrick: What?

Fredrick: I live to serve you *smile*

chrom: well.. yea.. but...

Fredrick: But what Sir Chrom?

chrom: i get that... but... dont you love me..? :'< i left my wife (sully) for you...

Fredrick: The fact that I can kiss you witgout a single second of hesitation is enough of a reason, right?

*without

chrom: ..i feel like you just do so because i tell you to.. :<

Fredrick: I would never kiss anyone but you, Chrom.

chrom: thats only because i tell you not to! DX i bet if i told you to sleep with my lez daughter, you WOULD! D':

Fredrick: Only for your sake, M'lord.

(wow this escalated quickly)

chrom: DAMIT FREDDY! D''X *b!tch slap*

Fredrick: *kissu Chrom* :3

chrom: T///T *muffle* dam you... *kissing back*

Fredrick: *still kissing* Is this what you wanted M'lord?

chrom: kinda...

Fredrick: Then, was that all you needed?

chrom: freddy.. :< i wanna snuggle you and not let go X3 we can nap together <3 (no innuendo intended)

Fredrick: Graciously.

*sits down next to Chrom and cuddles*

chrom: >w< *snuggles*
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gaius: *sees lon'qu silently staring at the river* :o... *sucking a lollipop*

Lon'qu: *agitated* Giaus! Would you please stop sucking on that lolipop so loudly! >:(

gauis: *walking up to lon'qu* why..? whould you rather.. *puts his hand on lon'qu's shoulder dramatically* i suck.. YOU? ewe

(you know, not to be gross, but i think lon'qu would be great at giving beejes bcause hes always sucking lollipops XD)

Lon'qu: Just. go. away.

(NOOOOO GAIIIUUSSS NOOOOOOOOTTT LLO9OOOOOONNNNNN'QUUU

gaius: why..? *smirk* whatcha gonna do about it..? ewe *slaps lon'qu's arsse*

Lon'qu: I am honestly resisting the urge to take you down with my Kiling Edge! DX D:<

gaius: well, bring it on, $exy ;P i got me my sweet a$$ forged brave sword

gaius: and im not talking about this. ;p *throws his sword across the room*

**into the lake, not across the room

Lon'qu: T-that's not what I meant! D:

gaius: oh, you ar quite daft some times.. c'mon.. weilding my sword is quite easy :3 as you do that, i can take a look at your sweet, sweet candy store.. :3 *looking down at lon'qu's trousers, drooling a bit*

Lon'qu: *runs off* Get away from meeeee!!!!

gaius: *grabs his arm and drags lon'qu into his candy tent* ewe lolnope..

Lon'qu: Don't you have a WIFE?!

gaius: tisk, tisk, tisk, lon'qu.. you seem to have forgotten..<3 i myself am like candy.. im sweet, its impossible for chicks to resist the urge to suck me like a lollipop... but im in a large array of colors ;P the women are too blinded to see it, though

gaius: ... now that that's out of the way.. <3 *pins lon'qu down, holding him firmly, and french kissus him* *wisper* you're my tootsie pop now..<3

*and thus, gaius proceeded to do very gay things to lon'qu's "tootsie pop"*