les Francais.... by nanyalan-

ok, my friends and me aren't normal but still...xD
People think french are romantics and all but NOPE!-w-"
just look at me and you'll understand. euO
that's @Sorashiro, @Astibord and @Setsuko and another friend that doesn't have colors with me in the right of the pic!xP
sorry, I cant draw France :/ (that's suck cuz he's my fav Hetalia character with Russia and America...-u-")
btw, if you suck at french, France says "Hello" "I love you" and "long life France" -3-

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Kiko*

08 Mar, 2014, 7:00 pm

lol j'adore les clichés sur les francais !

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 7:01 pm

XD
And america is really obese, corrupted, insane, stressed, and depressed, and drunk.
The number 2 (or something) reason teens in the US die, is su.icide. Everyone is stressed & depressed.
Americans take less & shorter vacations than other counties on average.
Apparently, we work our selves to a stressed, depressed, death.
Most marriages end in a divorce in the great ol' USA.... :/

Intomodating

08 Mar, 2014, 7:02 pm

suspectée n'étaient pas qui étaient différents de ceux des filmd d'amour VOUS SAVEZ!

MintynJeb

08 Mar, 2014, 7:03 pm

XDDDDD That France looks alright to me! c:

Neruru

08 Mar, 2014, 7:04 pm

XDDDD Yup, everybody that isnt French think dat, I have to admit that I belived so XDDDDD

Mokorry

08 Mar, 2014, 7:05 pm

Hup. XD je comfirme!

aphyllum

08 Mar, 2014, 7:26 pm

Perfection lol

A-L-E-X

08 Mar, 2014, 7:43 pm

Yeah I have french in meh and sometimes it seems like I'm like this

....I'm kinda of an insane a little mean or thats the German in my blo.od....

hahaha
c:

Kylinn W.

08 Mar, 2014, 7:45 pm

Ohhh my GAWD! SOO CUTE! oWo

EWSpirit

08 Mar, 2014, 7:48 pm

XD this is epic :3

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 8:07 pm

kinou: Pe.do!? MOI?? WTF G I5 ANS! JPEU PA ETRE PE.DO!xD pe,do c'est un adulte qui viol les gosses.."" éuè
et pourquoi jte fais peeeurrr? jsuis juste une stalker psychopath qui fait des rire de maniaques. euO -w-

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 8:09 pm

Soul of art: YES! Kalos is EXACTLY based on french stereotypes!xDDD beautiful, people are "arrogant" and rich, there's the effel tower and castles.. but that's NOT france, really. xD

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 8:12 pm

Master Serris: D: really??! I thought America was an happy and perfect country. ;-; well, I still love it. -u- America Rule!:D and americans too!)u(

Nightbreaker

08 Mar, 2014, 8:17 pm

The most se.xy of accents

CreativeYama

08 Mar, 2014, 8:19 pm

That is true actually XD I am french myself, soooo <X'D

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 8:20 pm

Yeah, it's all true. Americans are unhappy. A lot dislike Obama and the government. Lots of people dislike the new Health Care bill, called "Obama-Care"
But enough about politics.
Some Americans a fine, but we have a lot of dark secrets & corruption is everywhere. And double-standards.

"In America, you can be whatever you want to be!"
^biggest. lie. ever.
Only if you have money, con'nections, and kinda only if you're white... and a man.
If you are middle/lower-class, good luck trying to be a "somebody."

Your life's work is pointless for most Americans.
No matter how hard they work.
This is what causes the depression. Everyone is a nobody.
Stress form all the work they to, depression from when they see how pointless it all is.
Next come s.uicide or a heart-attack.
That's America, folks. Enjoy.

Sooooo not the greatest country on Earth.... it's just not true.
And I'm an American. Born & raised in the USA.

Lightningrod

08 Mar, 2014, 8:23 pm

I hate America and France. Drake&Josh Quote "The people smell bad, they eat snails, you dont wanna go there..." As for America im sick of our "Ooh everyone is equal so if i kiIl someone i get a slap on the wrist and a dont do it again..." -.-'

Lightningrod

08 Mar, 2014, 8:26 pm

@Serris- Uhh no u only get bennifits in the USA if ur Illegaly here or any race other than white. Im an American White man and im a nobody so ya i know how our "Government" works... Stupid Politics XD

Lightningrod

08 Mar, 2014, 8:26 pm

@Nya-nya- Looks like outta ur friends ur the most "normal". XD

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 8:33 pm

Jordan: xDDDDD nope, I'm not the most normal. I'm just the less perv. c: but I'm the creepiest. I scare my friends sometimes, it's fun. xD and I'm also a big stalker. U3U yep, I'm not the most normal xD

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 8:34 pm

I know they get benefits. I'm white too. But I'm saying it's less likely for an ethnicity other than caucasian to be a doctor or lawyer or something like that. I'm not saying that's always true, either. It's just less common for females or non-caucasians to get realky high-paying jobs. Most CEO's are white & male. Again, I'm not saying that's always true.

What's not true is that anyone can be whatever they what. It's very hard to succeed in life here. It takes much work & stress.

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 8:36 pm

well, in France we have problems too ya know. -^- and our actual president is known as the worst president ever aparently...
heh. no matter what America is, I will always love it!:3 I love almost every countries -u-

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 8:38 pm

LSKDTAMAYFGZAH I just made a joke about French and you guys are starting talking about politics?! xlqijtoskp derp I don't even know what's going on my OWN country politic..xDDD .____.

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 8:44 pm

No. You aren't listening. I said that it's just what is typical. I know non-white people succeed, I'm just say it doesn't happen as often. I'm not trying to offend anyone here.
Also, I know other countries are having major problems, too. I'm not oblivious, ok?!

AND ONE MORE THING: I'M A GIRL.

I'm not racist or anything. It's just basing what I'm say off of what USUALLY happens. I'm saying it's 100 percent true...
Sheesh... chill...

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 8:49 pm

...yeesh... I'm sorry, I've just been stressed & fed-up lately. Forgive me, I'm going now.
I usually don't rant like that. There's just so much wrong with the world.
And I agree. Stereotypes are annoying. I wasn't trying to make it a stereotype, but based on what happens, it's kinda true...

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 8:50 pm

^oh and What i'm saying isn't 100 perecent true. freakin' typos...

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 8:51 pm

Guyyyys don't fight!=u= I know the world suck sometimes but we must stay POSITIVE!dOuOb -u-

animelover/sam-chan

08 Mar, 2014, 8:59 pm

Animelover: Most Americans are normal but my friends a I are in the special category

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 8:59 pm

^ I agree Nya-Nya... HAPPEH TIEM, DA'MMIT! >:U
LoZ FTW! >:D

kumi101

08 Mar, 2014, 9:19 pm

Lol i love france XD
I need to watch more Hetalia XD

HENTAIMOMMY

08 Mar, 2014, 9:23 pm

xD I'm part french,But fully Russian.I'm excatly like that..xDDD

Brandon2

08 Mar, 2014, 9:27 pm

s.ex

.:Giza

08 Mar, 2014, 9:29 pm

No, everyone knows France is a per.vert, but I like your painting of him. My favorite Hetalia characters are Britain, China, and America. Everyone NEEDS to get into Hetalia.

Maple-Syrup

08 Mar, 2014, 9:32 pm

Oui, c'est vrai XD

DaKingOfWaffles

08 Mar, 2014, 9:34 pm

They seem normal to me :P

Bowpmsas

08 Mar, 2014, 9:36 pm

O.o Oh whoa... XD

HENTAIMOMMY

08 Mar, 2014, 9:38 pm

But...That YAOI..xD

.:Giza

08 Mar, 2014, 9:43 pm

Do you watch the subbed or dubbed version of Hetalia, because I watch both.

KatesZeCat

08 Mar, 2014, 9:46 pm

Omg....
RYTHM THEIF IS A LIE O-O
(setting: France. XD)

ShadowKirby

08 Mar, 2014, 9:48 pm

I hate being brown but i'm legal :3

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 9:56 pm

Brandon: LOLOLOLOLOL That's EXACTLY what Astibord would write xDD

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 10:00 pm

Scarlett: France is not a perv. he's romantic and talk always about love because French people are -supposed- to be handsome, romantic and all. he's just based that stereotype. he's not a perv.

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 10:01 pm

katie: I never played it but I guess that yes, it's a lie xD

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 10:02 pm

oh yea, the yaoi.. my friend love yaoi but she's not like that when she watch it!;w;

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 10:03 pm

scarlett: I watch the japanese version with french subtitles °u°

sublime

08 Mar, 2014, 10:08 pm

Hah, Im american and I'm all of the above... but I have a LOT of french in me (like 70%)

-Master Serris

08 Mar, 2014, 10:12 pm

I was trying to be funny with the "obese" thing. -u-' I guess it wasn't! X'D

Shy The Cat

08 Mar, 2014, 10:26 pm

France sounds like a nice place XD
PlzletmeoutofAmericaitsucks

ShadowKirby

08 Mar, 2014, 10:42 pm

How french are really... well actually how french GIRLS are since it's just girls on that side xP ha i dunno

DarkLinkFTW

08 Mar, 2014, 10:47 pm

uhhhhhhhh...
*sheer weirdness causes insanity*

AH HAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA K!LLLLLL YOU.... AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

sorry. im half insane. btw hi nya-nya! i have a new contest, #DLTPcontest , so check it out plz! Thx.

-Dark Link

Linkala

08 Mar, 2014, 10:51 pm

XDDD OMG I don't know why but I laughed SO hard!

Linkala

08 Mar, 2014, 10:54 pm

@Shy The Cat I TOTALLY AGREE! (sometimes i wish americans were more like this :'( )

Plosh-Kun

08 Mar, 2014, 10:57 pm

C'est si vrai!! x'D Je suis comme ca aussi!

L.C :)

08 Mar, 2014, 11:08 pm

Ah!Ah!Ah!Ah!-AhAh!. XD. So true. :)
Yes we're like you! :)
XD, Le sacré cliché made in old movie, Ah ahAh AhAh! Mais le plus marrant c'est que c'est vous les filles qui l'illustrué (enfin toi) qui rend cela marrant, Qu'est-ce que la jeune jeunesse veut faire? XD, Si c'étais des mec ca seraient moi drôle p'être XD. Très drôle dessin :), et très réussit dessin. :) T'est très à l'aise avec ce style et l'humour à ce que je vois, il.y a beaucoup de dessin/histoire rigolos de toi que j'aime bien (XD).
Alors Nya-nya une s.pycho.. d.ijoncté.. folle? XD, sorashiro une fan pur et dure de "romance homme/homme"XD, Astibord une revendicatrice non refoulé de "Whouahou!" ou plustôt "OhYea!!"(version mâle)XD, Hum... Soshiro une interessé de "Hummmm!" XD, et votre dernier amis une ... une... A.pôtre du mal? XD, une Rebelle?, une Rockeuse fan?, G.othique? XD.

Bah peut-importe ca n'a pas d'importance cette exagération, ces juste très marrant, mais maintenant je crois que ca sera différent maintenant, XD.
Bon travail. :)

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 11:29 pm

Fox: xDDDDDDDDDDD well, thank you xD btw I started the art trade!)vO

Linkala

08 Mar, 2014, 11:31 pm

Je souhaite que les Américains étaient plus comme ceci!!!! T-T

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 11:31 pm

LC: xD merci!x3

nanyalan-

08 Mar, 2014, 11:32 pm

But americans sound cool!D: Idk.. a lot of you are americans here, no? and you're all awesome!:D and huh. in France, there's a lot of jerks too ya know... I'm sure America is a wonderful country with wonderful people!:3

Linkala

08 Mar, 2014, 11:35 pm

huh... good point!

HEDROVER

08 Mar, 2014, 11:49 pm

Most stereotypes are stupid, I live in America and I can only name like one overweight kid at school :oP

SourPunchAmbi

09 Mar, 2014, 12:02 am

One person I now says I have a messed up sense of humor owe mwhahahhaha

AngelGamah

09 Mar, 2014, 12:54 am

this pic. :D cool, my favs are germany and america. xD

AngelGamah

09 Mar, 2014, 12:55 am

America can be quite crazy... <xD
@Nya-Nya

Linkala

09 Mar, 2014, 1:12 am

Well every country can have wonderful people! ^U^

L.C :)

09 Mar, 2014, 1:43 am

Oups j'ai écorché son s.peudo, confondu. XD. "Setsuko" lol. Et de rien, j'adore les histoires comiques, même les plus courts!. :)

Fiery Torch

09 Mar, 2014, 2:09 am

XD Sorashiro's nosebleed XD when i watched yaoi... scared for life o-o XD

MaxiGamer

09 Mar, 2014, 2:31 am

Go on JeuxVidéo.com's forums. You'll see how crazy french people are.

SubaruTheSandwich

09 Mar, 2014, 2:47 am

at least i know 1 thing he said- XD

syzygy

09 Mar, 2014, 2:55 am

YAOI!!!! <3

Nichola Ace Tesla

09 Mar, 2014, 6:36 am

I was studying french for a vacation i'm planing for next year, but I lost.

B.Sahin

09 Mar, 2014, 7:40 am

You could see this pic as: 'How men in France are' and 'How women in France are' XD

But french people are romantic and stuff, last time I went to Paris, a girl suddenly talked to me and she was really cute and stuff (and she even tried to kiss me)
So... wait what was my point?

Kit-Chu

09 Mar, 2014, 8:13 am

My boyfriend knows a little french he just knows how to say my love OwO

wave the bird

09 Mar, 2014, 8:23 am

LET ME GO 2 FRANCE
plz holland is so small :/

nanyalan-

09 Mar, 2014, 9:02 am

B. Sahin: French people aren't romantics...xD and the boys I know here are stupid and immature...-u-" I don't know any French that is romantic, even adults lol

Nightbreaker

09 Mar, 2014, 9:48 am

Irish is , of course , the second most of accents(and you can't deny it)

BizzyBee

09 Mar, 2014, 10:00 am

Ouaip, la France peu etre belle mais... Pas tout le monde est romantique xD

!!Android!!

09 Mar, 2014, 10:11 am

whos that gorl with the knife saying death? i've seen her in many pics of urs!

nanyalan-

09 Mar, 2014, 11:02 am

.____. nope, I never drew the girl with a knife before. xD she's one of my friends!xD

Daiity

09 Mar, 2014, 11:26 am

YAOIII!!! *W* tu l'as finallement postééé! oui, bon, quand mm, c que notre "dark side"... on est pure et innocente sinon! UoO

MegaGreenNinja

09 Mar, 2014, 11:45 am

Thank you for drawing France! XD

France: How about we start by getting rid of those tacky military outfits!

Iggy and Murica': This is war! And you have a cape!

France: It is a cloak, no? Honhonhonhonhonhonhon! Honhonhonhonhonhon!

nanyalan-

09 Mar, 2014, 11:50 am

lol, "pure" et "innocent"?x'DDDDDDDDDD best joke ever

Falling Star

09 Mar, 2014, 4:18 pm

XD

Deku_Sage

09 Mar, 2014, 7:31 pm

xDDD Stereotypes, we all have them. I really don't know what other countries think of America, but inside the US, everyone thinks California is living in LA, in a beach house, being fit and tan, knowing some celebrity(Though I've met a few). Btw, that bg for you guys is pretty great xDDD

Blueburry

09 Mar, 2014, 8:24 pm

it's not just france, people in Quebec (moi) act that way. mostly me and my friends from there

Ben and Toby

09 Mar, 2014, 10:28 pm

XD yeup
Admin: .... scratch that off my vacation list

German-Shinigami

10 Mar, 2014, 2:50 am

wow... my life is a lie HETALIA YOU LIED TO ME!!!

LOL but in al seriousness this makes more sense to me then to have the entire country made up of romance crazed french people its good to know that french people aren't like (so gonna win my bet now XD)

Oh i actually wanted to tell you this but im sorry if this offends if it does then im completely and utterly sorry, so you know how french people when they talk its smooth and gentle well im partially german and i know how use that tone (even though it makes me sound like a french maid) so i thought to myself, Why not talk like the for the entire day? when i did, well lets just say my guy friends were very turned on.

I don't know why i told you that but i had this feel to tell you it was literally yelling
'TELL HER DA.MN IT'

well thats the end of my rant...speech...whatever you want to call

Thesixthstop

10 Mar, 2014, 2:19 pm

oh well i'm italian,i don't eat only pasta or pizza you know

365899866462

10 Mar, 2014, 5:27 pm

I'm Irish. Oddly enough, my hair is brown and I've never said "top of the morning" without feeling uncomfortable and stupid.

PoloXD

10 Mar, 2014, 9:10 pm

LES FRANCAIS SONT TOUS TARRES :DD
C'EST TROOP VRAI ARRETEZ LES CLICHES :o
Tu regardes des trucs 18?? xDD

<Pyro>

11 Mar, 2014, 2:55 am

Honestly, France is just America with less Spanish-speaking people :/
I'm not even saying that in a cruel or joking way, I'm dead serious. The French aren't that different from Americans aside from the language and a few minor things here and there.

And I've always wanted to learn French, I took 2 years of French but my current school doesn't have language classes so I can't learn any more ;^;

nanyalan-

11 Mar, 2014, 9:27 am

Polo: xDDD nan! c'est pas moi qui s'interesse a ca! ce sont mes amis!xD nan nan moi jsuis plutot du genre a faire semblant d'être une psychopath!xD
et OUAII!! LES FRANCAIS SONT TOUS TARRÉS!!!):D xP

nanyalan-

11 Mar, 2014, 9:28 am

Pyro: yea, France is like america now...-^- but America is better to me -u-

Fluffy Fondue

13 Mar, 2014, 3:41 am

I never thought of French people like that. On the contrary, I thought they were exactly the same as people from where I am, just some minor differences. :b

Metadamian

14 Mar, 2014, 10:19 pm

scarletly! (the flandre crazy side)

Rose-Tinted

15 Mar, 2014, 12:20 am

I like how you're holding a little Ghirahim doll. It's cute

robintakada39

19 Mar, 2014, 12:37 am

This is so true, and I'm part french XD

Metadamian

31 Mar, 2014, 10:40 pm

flandre`s favorite land

Metadamian

31 Mar, 2014, 10:43 pm

(whole)french is just like flandre.
^-^lol

Choc Muffin

11 May, 2014, 10:20 am

Welp I'm movin'. XD lol no french are kwazy

Santos

16 May, 2014, 1:37 am

I.......'ll keep that in mind if someday I go to France -u-
(wich I will)

Cunchi

01 Jun, 2014, 11:28 pm

I'm kinda glad i'm Canadian, people are so polite here... >-<

Skitch

21 Jun, 2014, 4:09 pm

Excuse moi, that cannot be true. They really just make fun of Americans ;)

Cunchi

04 Jul, 2014, 6:00 pm

Well Americans make fun of Canadians too... >-< '

CommanderBunny

17 Aug, 2016, 1:17 am

France:) I love Russia too! and China

Babou2

29 Mar, 2019, 7:33 pm

no in french is not the murder and the 18
and i c'ant signal you
just not now
just stop
please use the traductor
je sais que sais une blague ^^

Babou2

29 Mar, 2019, 7:35 pm

ET TU EST EN TRAIN DE ME TRAITER DE PERVER ALORS QUE JE SUIS UN ENFANT !!!
ET TA CRU QUE TU EST NAI COMMENT ?!
AVEC LE FAMEUX 18
tu n'est pas fous ?!

Artlicia217

17 Mar, 2023, 8:56 pm

Ouais je suis trop d'accord !

Artlicia217

27 Mar, 2023, 7:09 pm

@Babou2 Je suis d'accord avec toi ! Comment les gens peuvent dire ça !!
>:-((

Artlicia217

27 Mar, 2023, 7:10 pm

This is so mean >:-(

ThyFoxyLily

02 May, 2025, 11:21 pm

fr

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