(Also not counting HHis quirk as mistakes)

I miraculously became Selris. WHHy am I using HHis quirk now?

Ald(x)us usually has perfect grammar, alth(x)ugh he somet1mes m1sses a c(x)mma (x)r per1(x)d
((x)ften (x)n purp(x)se)

eAe i neveeeer have perfect grammar. EVER. unless im writing.

speaking of writing...guess what i wanna do ovo

Write a story? o3o

This lil' kid tried to steal a security tag at a shop I died laughing X'D

Sorry if I interuppted I just felt like telling y'all ovo

correction. /FANFIC/ ovo

WTF KID? XDD

Hey Hey Hey
Who's your favourite canon troll? (any of them, main, dancestor, ancestor
You can only pick ONE out of all of them)
Now favourite fantroll? (out of anyone who's ever made a fantroll)
Fantroll out of yours, mine, or Hetas?
Now, favourite troll out of EVERY SINGLE TROLL in existence

and btw guess what ship i wanna use eve

daflip child?
that kids weird yo

cronus
aldous
still aldous

I hope it's Cronkri eve

i hope you know your right eve

Now who for every troll in existence?
so every troll and fantroll combined

Ooo yay it's Cronkri eve

idk what to do though. i gotta plan if its fluffy or nsfw, setting, bluh bluh storyline bluh

i already answered that. still aldous XD

ssssssssuper mmmmmmarket

im weird.

Yah but you answered 3 and there were 4 questions. oh well. so to sum it up, your favourite canon troll is Cronus and your favourite troll ever is Aldous?

me too.

I never knew I could make a character with such a big fan.

I think he was trying to be 'cool' and 'tough' by stealing something without realizing what the security tag was XD

oh. the last 3 answers were aldous then i only saw 3 questions XDD

and yes.

"All Winter, we got carried
So come over, on the rooftop, let's get married.
All Summer, we just hurried, so come over, just be patient, and don't worry."

The beginning of Death and All His Friends by Coldplay

SH.IT

Away over, on the rooftop
Not
So come over, on the rooftop e3e

idk exact words: imagine your otp going shopping together and having to take out every item their child sneaks into the cart

and: imagine your otp goes shopping and their young child is helping by pushing around a small kiddie cart

if i could listen to these songs i would.

OMG
I used to love kiddie carts so much
With the little flag on and everything
Shopping trolleys never got better

XD
@maple

I've never seen a real kiddie cart

@Gryphon
*gasps*
you haven't had a childhood if you haven't used a kiddie cart :o

"No I don't wanna battle from beginning to end.
I don't wanna cycle-unrecycle revenge,
I don't wanna follow Death and all of his friends."

I havent had a childhood
ive had a wigglerhood ouo

omg yes XD

CHILDHOOD. WHAT CHILDHOOD? I WAS A WIGGLER >:V

im one of my fantrolls right now and you just dont know who because im acting like my creator ovo

Da.mn! You got me XD

@*Gryphon*

REVEAL YOURSELF, MYSTERY FANTROLL

no >:3

ITS ALDOUS.

ovo IS HIS FAVORITE FACE.

I feel so privileged to be allowed in to this chat it is a real honour sir or m'am *bows* *curtsies*

Why must 1 be s(x) easy t(x) guess?

flaaaaaaaaaaaaaffy

Be r1ght backar(x)(x)n1

ik everything about you thats why XD

gimme a quiz on yourself XD

Flaffy taffy.

Aldous u sneaky lil' sh.it >:o XD

kk

serebi: he's not that sneaky XD

A qu1z? (x)kay.

1. What 1s my name? (S(x) hard...)

1'm as sneaky as a r.etarded barkbeast.

@Techno
Okay so he's moderatly sneaky then
@Aldous
jesus christ the lady asked for a quiz not a friggin' mastermind test XD

Aldous Huxley

(brb switching accounts serbz is answering these)

My matespr1t better be a masterm1nd at answer1ng quest1(x)ns ab(x)ut me >:I

2. What three th1ngs have caused me t(x) have a hard t1me l1v1ng my sh.itty life?

(gif- g-ih-ff
ramen- NOT R-LONG A-MEN
r-ah-men.)

My fabulous-absolutely-british-and-perfect of those words:

Gif (basically not 'jif''
Ra-men (idk actually? XD) (the a kinda sounds like 'uh' but not quite??)

That's s(x) c(x)rrect, that 1t hurts t(x) read 1t.

3. What/wh(x) 1s keep1ng me mentally stable?

Let's just pretend I didn't forget to put pronounciation on the title shall we?

RAWR I BARGED IN AND COMMENTING ON LINE AND NOW ONES GOING TO READ THIS YAY

Hmm
Qu1zzes are hard .-.
Uhm

4. What 1s my fav(x)ur1te game ser1es?

(why must you TYPO SO MUCH
@smile)

Because I don't pay attention to the key bored when I type and on the ds I have no Idea

Bluhffff.
My fav(x)ur1te game ser1es 1s The Elder Scr(x)lls.
ARENA!
DAGGERFALL!
M(x)RR(x)W1ND!
(x)BL1VI(x)N!
SKYRIM!

("Say something, I'm giving up on you")

5. Uhh
What's my fav(x)ur1te element?

MEO wRAWR MEOW RAWR

(Holy- eve)

6. What d(x) 1 s(x)met1mes use f1re f(x)r?

OH HAI SMILE
I'm definitely gonna cosplay when I'm older like wowee

I'm playing a card game online and I keep catching on fire when I am trying to get to the treasure chest

Maple it took that long to notice that I randomly appeared in here XD wow

MY MOM WONT LET ME HAVE A COOKIE

Mmhmm...

7. When 1'm al(x)ne and my separat1(x)n anx1ety k1cks in, what d(x) I hug t(x) feel a bit better?

@smile

Ye I was on the web for a little bit XD

YOUR MOTHER IS PURE EVIL,>:O

Oh ok I have to comment online because my ds is being a butt

(yeah not all of these questions are going to be first-level answerable)

Yep.

8. D(x) 1 sm1le/laugh, cry, (x)r d(x) b(x)th wh1le burn1ng myself?

(a lot of these questions are messed up... jesus Aldous)

@smile
lel ok

@aldous
jesus christ these questiond are getting depressing

1t's because 1'm at a messed up part (x)f my l1fe r1ght n(x)w.
@Maple Syrup

Yes... 1 was laugh1ng when 1 wr(x)te "HAHAHAHA" (x)n that (x)ne wall.

9. Wh(x) are the tw(x) tr(x)lls that 1 trust m(x)st?

(Not too hard)

OK I hope things get better uwu
Also don't do self-harm it's like going through double the pain as you will be hurt both physically and mentally unu

My mom said I had to do the dishes but as I was cleaning one of the dishes off the water started to smell like stinkbugs

S(x)rry... but see1ng the flames engulf my arms 1s amus1ng.
@Maple Syrup

Yeeeeeeeeeeppp.

Let's see...

9. What caused me t(x) bec(x)me messed up?

@smile
ew o_0

My ds is red and I'm tired so I may only occasionally comment/dissappear

("I am not immune
I only want to be loved...
But I feel safe behing the fire walls.
Can I lose my
need to impress?
If you want the truth,
I need to confess

I
AM NOT ALRIGHT
I'M BROKEN INSIDE
BROKEN INSIDE
And ALL I'VE GONE THROUGH
can lead me to you
lead me to you.")

I am going to play an element princess game I will tell you guys what I get

(i tried to get Akinator to guess Josh Franceschi from You Me At Six but he failed to the point that i had to tell him who i was thinking of)

@Techno
IT'S OK SO DID I
BUT IT WAS THE FRENCH VERSION 'CAUSE THE ENGLISH VERSION WAS BLOCKED XD

@Gryph

Same here but I did Emi from Jaltoid which is weird because the english versiom guessed it?? o_O

It says I am a water princess aand it also says

You are calm and kind, you can be a bit shy at times. You love the water, and prefer to spend your summers by the sea, swimming and collecting seashells.
first of all game I am not shy, I don't like the water, I barely go to the beach, and I cant swim

//bites his lip
//voice breaks a little when he says
Yeah...

@smile
Haha that was a fail XD

I am going to take another one hopefully it says I am a night princess I WANT TO BE LUNA

IO. Last sad quest1(x)n 1 can th1nk (x)f.
When/h(x)w w(x)uld 1 f1nally snap?

NO I am a elegant princess it says

You are the classiest princess in town! Show off your aura and gracefulness gestures today. THE QUIZES ARE WRONG

Time for handwriting quiz I forgot what It proves though

//hides his face while bad throughts run through his thinkpan
//nods

It says I'm easy to please. shopping, hanging out, or grabbing a cup of coffee- your determined to live life and be happy THE QUIZES ARE ALL WRONG

(daf.uq? XD)

PONY QUIZ I AM GOING TO TAKE IT

MY DS IS FLASHING RED NIGHT NIGHT MY NYOOM NUGGETS

I AM A DEVILISH PONY I MUST RIGHT THAT DOWN AND DRAW IT

I WANT TO BE A RAINBOW UNICORN I'LL GO TAKE THIS QUIZ ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT

//rubs his eyes
Alr1ght. T1me t(x) g(x) 1nt(x) an(x)ther categ(x)ry.

F1ll 1n the blank f(x)r this (x)ne!
II. Wh(x) needs vibrat(x)rs when y(x)u have...

Yes really o//v//o

G(x)tta have a c(x)ntr(x)ller.

brb playing farm game

I2. What 1s my m(x)tt(x)?

(MY CORRSEL BRACELET BROKE ;^; NOOOOOO FANTROLL OTP WHYYYY)

(SLAMPORA X//D)

(oh you know it. think about the category right now)

(nooooo eve)

(THAT IS IT.)

//laughs
Yes!

(I have improved XD)

1... really can't th1nk (x)f anyth1ng else, s(x)...

I3. F(x)rever?

Jerrald >:V

N(x).

Sereb1 W1spen

.-.

1 (x)nly kn(x)w (x)ne...
Mar1(x) Kart.

1 kn(x)w y(x)u l1ke y(x)ur bulge str(x)ked.
Y(x)u l1ke t(x) be scratched beh1nd the ear but s1nce y(x)ur h(x)rns are s(x) cl(x)se t(x) them y(x)u (x)nly let the (x)nes y(x)u trust m(x)st d(x) it.
And y(x)u have a third place?? S(x)rry, I have terrible mem(x)ry.

1 th(x)ught s(x) ovo
//strokes her hair

.-.

Y(x)u blush and/(x)r h1de y(x)ur face

Yes, y(x)u have.
1t was 1l1nay

(XD XD XD wow
i forgot my 3 best friends b-days so yeah.
somehow i remember Heta's though...
Feb. 2nd)

Because she tr1ed t(x) k.1ll y(x)u.

(Jeez man XD)

ovo
1 d1d uvu

(I SAY SERBZ AND AHRIEY...)

(WTF?? XD)

//glares and crosses arms
Y(x)u.

//smirks
Me.

(x)la1ne?

(isnt it spelled Olayne o3o

btw dinner be back sometime)

(Dearest Lillian, A query:

What are your main ships (homestuck or otherwise)
aside from corrsel, erisol, blackrain and serdous

is importante)

(okthx)

(OMFG SORRY. I HADDA DO HW. im back)

(k whats yo ships aside from those aforementioned plz)

(why?)

(A SPECIAL THING

A-huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue)

(also, you're turning twelve on your birthday, right?)

(uno more thing- could i be allowed to use this chat?)

(yes i be turning 12

and surearooni)

(okay ships...
I /do/ love Cronkri but my /main/ otp is actually Karezi.
I also love Solkat, EriKar, uhm lemme think)

(and for fantroll ships i also lovels Sethvril that STILL HASNT GONE CANON)

(did you explode?)

(nuh nuh i'm drawing

drawing THE THING

A-huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue)

(what is THE THING?!
tell me or i will eat off your face like in the before times.)

(is a thing for a special day, 3 days away

also, what's your gift tag)

(I dont have a Gift tag, only fanart tag, but i guess i could make one
#GryphGifts)

(and youre make me a b-day prezzy?? 8D //feels touched)

(//touches you)

(wait wait thats so creepy XD)

(ok, do you want it early or on time?)

(doesnt matta)

(ughhh I cant decideee

Rock!
Paper!
Scissors!)

(post your throw in one minute)

(ROCK!)

(orrrrrr, That won't work...)

( choose a number between 1 and 10)

(4)

(sorry for late replies i was too busy being triggered)

(aww, what happened?)

(also, I'll give you your present early, b/c you won the draw and I want to un-trigger you)

(well, crossdressing is a trigger of mine and Heta drew March Correy so...
yeah)

(^though its only a trigger when boys crossdress
girls idrc)

(aww, I'm sorry

Btw, I uploaded it!)

(she deleted it though, she cares for my triggers)

(DUNGIT)

(dungit?
dung-p.oop
P.OOPIT)

(how come I love everything that triggers you?)

(like petplay and crossdressing?
idk.)

(petplay is a trigger when they treat the other like a /complete/ animal. like, putting a collar/leash on them and commanding them to do everything
i'm kinda ok with only pet words
like in that Cronkri comic where Kanny said
"Good boy. You like eating me out, don't you?")

(I guess opposites attract)

(pff pfft)

(DANGIT, i love bon.dage too)

("And I know, I've said this all before, but opposites attract.
We try and run away, but end up running back.")

(I havent drawn my two main ocs much.
i just feel everyone loves my fantrolls more)

(did you explode for real this time?)

("Opposites:
Death, life
Ugly, beautiful
light, dark
They don't mix, yet they create

Harmony")

(TBH, I've always liked Gryphon and Mike more)

(Whoa. *o*)

(really?)

(yep)

(oh, a poem that fits them:

"Gain from loss,
we do not measure,
but broken hearts
yield sta.rse.ed treasure")

(what is s.tars.eed and why is it censcored?)

(lemme switch to my account, we dont need parenthesis)

( I'll bbl, I gotsta shower

oh ok

WIGGA WIGGA WOO, SAYIN GOOD-BYE TOOO YOUUUUUU

haha, i'll wait till you get back to leave

aww maaannn you gotta shower

im sad ;-;
Idk when Kari's getting back on, and Heta has to sleep at 11 every weekday now so if she came i'd barely get to talk to her.

I'll shower quickly for you

(even though I loves me a legendary infinite shower)

Dankeshun ;v;

an infinite shower
man youd still be showering

aww wait you don't get that ref.

dang
whal--E, s--Ea you lat---Er!

see you fef

GEEZ sorry I took so long, I was forced to do chores after I was out

Awh its k.
im drawing a pic, so i might have late replies .0.

One question though.
Why exactly do you like Mike and Gryphon more than my fantrolls?

I dunno, I guess it's nostalgia

They were the first, And I hold them in high regard for that respect

The pic is finished ovo

It feels like I've had them for years, but they were created only in July of 2013

heta drew march correy? crap i wanted to see it >:V

No you guys diiidntttt >:I

I hate March things so much and I really wish none of you liked them.

uughh. i'm rreally sorry, my dad caught me and took my ds :l

i did fall asleep i swear >^<

........................
what about eridan ;3;
...............................................im sorry...i guess ethans right opposites do attract

your my best friend yet im ok with bondage (i dont care for it), like petplay pet play, and like march stuff ;3;

btw after i post your b-day present i wanna make every troll and human as cats (not in the same painting though... maybe only a few in one painting)

Hello guys I'm talking to you from school

Aww it's okay :3
@Ethan

?
@Kari

whadda u mean ?

your gonna love your present XDD

brb chores n shi.t

the last part of that comment is confusing to me.
@Kari

meh okay

hold on lemme read it

oh XD

i basically said i was doing all the HS characters im catstuck

GUESS WHO IM DEVELOPING A SMALL CRUSH ON

who?

ahshdmfmdgryphonsjdijdjsm cough

Holy-

ikindahadafeelingitwasgonnabehimwow XD

XD

guess what.....
SLAMPORA

Hes way too old for you though. being 501 years old and sh.it XD

SLAMPORAAAAAAAA

I HAVE READ THAT COMIC SO MANY TIMES TODAY IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY

ik but XD

HE'S WAAAAY OLDER THAN CRONUS

(not exact words)
Y9u... didn't finish...

eh, it's okay. this vwas for your studies, after all.

I w9uldn't mind... helping y9u 9ut...

...
you sure about this, kan?

...
...
//nods

...

//they get in that 'position'

...
*SLAMPORA*

AHH!

just cannot get enough SLAMPORA

Breakeven - The Script
Love dat song

Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script
That one too

For the First Time - The Script
That as well

i will look them up if i dont forget

OMG CRO'S SMILE WHEN I WAS READING TREE TALK

I FORGOT AROUND WHAT PART BUT THAT SMILE

IT WAS UMM UH
IDK BUT IT ONLY SHOWED HIS SMILE AND HIS TEETH WERE SO SHARP LOOKIN

In 3rd period one day
that teacher has Twilight posters on her wall
i went on a mini-rant

GOD I HATE TWILIGHT.
DID YOU KNOW THE TWILIGHT VAMPIRES CAN GO OUT IN DAY?
VAMPIRES. DON'T. SPARKLE.
NOT ALL VAMPIRES HAVE TO BE ALL HOT AND STUFF!
I MEAN, SOME CAN BE /GAY/.

omg your mini rant XD

we dared my 6th grade math teacher to talk in a girly voice the whole day. he did it XD
everyone who looked at him like wtf?
he sqid "im just being FABULOUS thats all uvu" XDD

i cant find Tree Talk anymore
finding those comics used to be so easy wtf?

ICH BIEN FABLEHAFT!!!

^ I AM FABULOUS
in German

CHU SPEAK GERMAN?

>:V TEACH ME SENPAI

oh its on a tumblr page called dont tell mom

Ik that.

i dont know german. i barely know anything XD

Ich liebe dich
I love you

Gutentag
Good day

Guten nochten (sp?)
Good night

Danke
You know that one

Dankeshun
Than you very much

Bitte
Youre welcome

OH

Hallo
Hello/hi

Gasundheight (sp?)
Bless you (actually means health)

Dankeshun

for trying XD

Schnieder...
knife/razor

I got this from a Kanaya-biting-Karkat video

Headcanon:
When Eruvil is going to bite someone, so they dont really know hes going to bite them right away, he starts with a kiss on their cheek, then starts kissing their jaw then down to their neck and kisses their neck for a while before biting them,
regardless of the troll

OH

OK HERES THE PART
NO CRACKERS

cro: beg for me

kanny: cronus...put your fingers inside me....

cro: and?

kanny: AND FU.CK ME PLEASE!!!

cronus: *dat smexy grin i mentioned*

XD

Holy-
i was on the place that you first go when you click a painting and the playback started by itself

o_o................COUGHCOUGHbencjcjd cough

i dont think it would be ben... i dont even read Creepypastas

o^o"
ik but still...i believe in them and i see them...

ben haunts and glitches and messes with electronics like yesterday when i said i had a major glitch and that time ben's themesong (the song of unhealing) started playing on youtube and fawn didnt even touch her phone

for birthday present purposes:
what do you look like again?

(btw on the FL that was bee not me XD)

I can change my mii to look like me for a lil' while

(ik XD)

NUUUU O^O

i remember now o^o

brown hair bluish grey eyes and yeh thats all i really need

but you needs to know what my hair looks like right?

out of curiousity, whadda you look like?

3 of these things (the last one omf aldous would lose cause bee knows how to handle him eve):
(counting in japanese)
Ich: imagine your otp playing the pocky game

Ni: imagine your otp doing the cinnamon challange together

san: (eve not exact words tho) imagine your otp making up a se.xy game. person A tries to bring person B to an orga.sm using their hands/mouth while person B reads aloud. person B has to try to contain themselves, not stumbling or losing their place for an entire chapter. then after a chapter they switch eve

no i dont cause.
cant tell you. it'll ruin it.

aaaand i'll change my mii for a few minutes o3o

(besides i remember what your mii looked like XD)

Ohhh but Aldous knows how to handle Bee too.
eve

ohohohoho then they both lose eve
but they also win eve

eve

transporting myself into the bathroom for a shower brb

(takin my ds with me btw)

are you ever gonna reply or say anything about that Eruvil headcanon up there?

kaaayy?

I THOUGHT I RESPONDED
(back obviously)

i was gonna say dayum eruvil eve

but does he do that with keikal or does he just bite?

why do RD's always bite their matesprits

He'd do the same with Keikal.

Because idk your matesprits blood is tastiest

He'd just bite harder.

ah :V

:v

btw i dont have blue in my hair.

yet.

you'll know what i mean later

Its part of the prezzy aint it

Great
now I wanna RP that
Eruvil biting Keikal

i didnt wanna bE HatEd bEforE i was LovEd!

but you are loved. i love you

yEs but your not syntuL! i lovE Him!

i know, but at least you tried. dont give up hope on finding love

but i dont want anotHEr i want Him!

thats what i said before i found my matesprit uvu

U READ MY MIND AGAIN >:V

and maybeeeeee eve

Who did Serbz wa-
oh, Correy, right?

XD

yeah correy.

and how would we start the rp

//shruggles

does cronus wear a jacket?

i think maybe
WAIT IS CRO IS THE PREZZY? *v*

I CANT TELL YOU XD

do you want me to just tell you cause ur not making this easy XD

and that was a question i had for a while

BUT YOU DID GIVE ME ANOTHER IDEA FOR THE PREZZY XD

no dont .0.

:p brainstorming for the rp

uhm

yourgonnaloveyourpresentmore
>:3

ovo

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEGIN THE RP >:V

I DONT EITHER.

how bout keikal is just standing dere and eruvil randomly comes up and starts taunting him then yeh >:V

Or we can just start in de middle of a fight

THE JOY OF HOMESCHOOL

1. wake up
2. eat somethin
3. work while eating as much snacks as possible
4. take a shower (note ur still in pjs)
and 5. put on new pjs and do whateva dafu.q u want

that too.
you start XD

Hey ho may I join the bandwagon? ovo

(OMG I IMAGINED THIS. ITS HUMANSTUCK WHEN BEE AND ALDOUS GET A CAT)

(serebi: *sees a pretty cat named cheesecake in a shelter*
ALDOUS. I WANT CHEESECAKE

aldous: Th1s 1s an an1mal shelter. N(x)t a super market.

bee: *points at the kitty*

aldous: (x)h. 1n that case sure!)

yes you may :V

LUCKY.

idek whadda make him say
XD
hmm

XD XD XD

its like when Bee's on red time or something and Aldous thinks shes having cravings

Why thank you kind sir/madam/whatever you are :v

SUPER MARKETS

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW OUR GENDERS?
We're girls ouo
@Maple

XD

headcanon: when human!serebi is on red time she usually craves deserts and stuff that she never normally eats like pie and cakes. (she stick to brownies, cupcakes, cookies, caramel apples (eve), and ice cream)

i dont get cravings.
my mom doesnt either.
none of my family does actually.

nice headcanon man XD

OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR GENDERS I WAS JOKING XD

i do sometimes

OH IN THAT CASE
1'm a male definitely
ovo

oh sh.it-
i meant I'm not 1'm e-e

actually no.

i crave mint stuff. (NOT CAUSE CORREY JUST BECAUSE XDD)

and i crave goldfish, chicken (NOT FU.CKIN FRIED YOU STEREOTYPES) anddddd pizza

Bee: I TOOOLD YOU, YOU WERENT SNEAKY XDDD

FRIED CHICKEN FRIED CHICJEN FRIED CHICJEN FRIED CHICKEN

I'm gonna draw be back soon

Y(x)u guys have n(x) 1dea h(x)w l(x)ng 1've been chatt1ng w1th y(x)u.
1t might've been me the wh(x)le time. eve

Fr1ed cluckbeast :v

(now im bee the whole time su yeh)

I SHOULDA KNOWWNNNN

there was an 'ovo' face up there!

ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo ovo
<3

pfffft

btw, i'll let you win once. for once i'll accept that you
ich liebe dich me more

JUST THIS ONCE

(i love german so much XD)

(that sentance made no sense now that i think bout it)

1ch l1ebe d1ch m(x)re than anyth1ng that's ever ex1sted

i think Sollux would LOVE the nicknames we have for Serbz and Aldous
Bee
and
Duo

Bee-the animal
Duo- a couple, two

//hugs him
uvu

(WHY DO I SECRETLY WANT A MAKE OUT SESSION TO COMMENCE WTF BRAIN?)

(I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT XD)

(brb i want strawberries. im leaving my ds open on the bed though so i wont be offline)

(back)

(x)w, f.uck-
h(x)rr1ble headache.

(i actually have a headache atm)

Howdy I'm back

(i do too. wow coincidence?)

(I HATE FLAPPY BIRD. IF YOU'VE PLAYED IT WHATS YOUR HIGHSCORE?
mine is.....

14 XD)

are you ok? o^o

(FLAPPY BIRD IS SATAN AND SHOULD NEVER BE PLAYED

Amen)

(THATS WHY I SAID I HATE IT. BUT I STILL PLAY IT DX)

//takes off glasses rubs at temples (you know those things like near your eyes)
1'm f1ne ovo

(my highscore
IS

3!)

(it's waaaaaaaaaay too addictive)

okie ovo

(//brain still wants a makeout session
//im telling it to stfu but its not listening)

(You need to learn to control your mind, young one)

(i could allow brain to have its wish... eve)

(I FREAKED OUT TWICE TODAY FOR DUMB REASONS.

1rst: //searching through netflix
//sees the indigo league of pokemon. EVERY SEASON IN THE INDIGO LEAGUE
//squeals loudly
grandma: e_e what?
me: POKEMOOOOOON :D

2nd: //sniffs pillow and it smells like noodles
NOOOOOODLESSSSS :D

XD)

(brain: ICH LIEBE DICH IF YOU DO .O.)

(im makin macaroni. HOPE I DONT ALMOST BURN DOWN THE HOUSE LIKE THAT ONE TIME XDDD)

(NOOOOODDDLEEEESSSS XDDD)

(Youll have to make the human youre controlling start it though, brain.)

(themakeoutsessioncouldbeto'helphisheadachegoaway')

( @Gryphon
eve

@Techno
Wait noooo I haven't done german yet slow down DX )

Alternatively, you could just take some paracetemol XC

*XD

(ich liebe dich: i love you. @maple)

(brain: OKAYYYYY :D)

here lets see if this makes you feel better

//wraps arms around his upper body and kisses him passionately

(makeout sessions with your matesprit: best painkil.ler XD)

Mmph-
//his arms slide down around her waist as he kisses back

(WELL FU.CK. ALMOST BURNT DOWN THE HOUSE AGAIN XDD)

(XDDD
too bad i dont have a matesprit.)

//reaches one hand up and tangles fingers in his hair

(too bad for me too. i think macaroni hates me.THATS THE ONLY TIMES I ALMOST BURN DOWN THE HOUSE)

//one of his hands snake up her shirt a lil' and he flicks his tongue across her bottom lip

(BAD MACARONI)

Still strange that I'm commenting your not ignoring me but I'm not aloud in

mmm <3
//opens mouth and lets him in

(MACARONI DOES HATE ME I BURNED MY FRIGGIN HAND)

(i would allow you in but im not on my account atm so yah :v
@smile)

//pushes his tongue in

Guys I made a new pony she is an earth pony and her name is Rawr

(//second-hand embarassment facepalm)

//moans into the kiss
//blush darkens

(lemme switch)

rawr

Guys I going to comment online my ds dosnt want to charge

//his other hand goes up into her shirt and he then wraps his arms back around her waist, but under her shirt this time

(kay, but warning:
i might not reply to them)

No its fine just check every once in a while ok

(XD)

//after a lil' bit he pulls away gasping for air

(NO. FISH IS A FRUIT.
what do you think?
@Kari)

No I don't think so
ALSO FRIED CHICKEN IS DA BEST >:O

(okay ouo
@smile)

Oh, right, I thought it was a kind of different category like chicken n shet is poultry?? XD

(oh wow, fish actually isnt considered meat. i think its meat, definitely.)

Was playing a game and there was a person and if you talked to him you would get an award and the name of the award was "Nerd Alert"

//blinks and is silent for a sec
//nods

( how
does one
dislike
fried
friggin
chicken)

(eh fried chicken is alright. i like baked chicken more as well)

Guys I'm plying a game and there are purple seahorses

(ERIDAN XDDD
@smile)

//takes his hands out of her shirt and hugs her
//purrs loudly

But I like tea and crumpets stereotype or no stereotype
But ok we all have opinions
*whispers* fried chiiiiiickeeeeeeen

(its not even canon that trolls purr. but i just love the idea)

WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING GERMAN WAT

1ch l1ebe d1ch t(x)(x) <3

(aww karkitty >v<)

Maple I have no idea what there saying I only know t=a little bit of Spanish

(is also canon that nepeta purrs)

(WELL OF COURSE SHE WOULD PURR.)

IK U TOLD ME >:V
I'M GONNA BE A REBEL AND SPEAK SPANISH >:)
HOLA! QUE TAL?

BUT I BARLY KNOW Spanish Wait I can cheat spanishspanish.com here I come

(I wish Heta was here. I'm craving fluffy CorrSel roleplays.)

WHY ARE WE ALL IN KARKAT MODE
CAN EVERYONE GET OUT OF KARKAT MODE POR FAVOR

Gryph I will make you a b-day present I'm just busy so it might be late

@smile
HOW VERY DARE YOU >:o

(JURO LA FEDELIDAD, A LA BANDERA DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA. Y A LA REPUBLICA, QUE RESPRESENTA, UNA NACION, BAJO DE DIOS, INDIVISIBLE, CON LIBERTAD, Y JUSTICIA, PARA TODOS.
(probs a lot of spell fails))

Well I only know the pledge the alphabet, the colors, and the months

My eyes are going to burn soon so I'd best be off so buenas noches mis amigos

(Guten Nochten uvu
@Maple)

I am really bored right now

I cant roll the letter R in Spanish

(oh looks like we're doing a in-the-future Humanstuck Serdous rp on FL)

(awh
such prank
much mean)

(//shrugs
i kinda wanna see how itd turn out both ways .0.)

(by both ways i mean:
i wanna see whatd happen if she was telling the truth, and i also wanna see whatd happen if she was pranking him)

(i had a really cool/sad pic idea.
but itd fail horribly...)

//eyes widen, but then they narrow as his face heats up with both embarassment and anger

(it would have a bunch of sad stuff in different parts of it, like Zeriuc dead, Syntul holding onto his dead moirail, Esirix cutting, possibly a canon thing which'd be The Sufferer being crucified
the main picture would've been Aldous' hand and arm laying on the ground, burnt and bleeding, and thered be words
"We live in a beautiful world
Yeah we do, yeah we do."
(the words are from Don't Panic by Coldplay))

(ono)

D(x)n't play j(x)kes l1ke that (x)n me, Sereb1!

(XD
now its Rufioh?)

(sh.it)

(kay)

S(x)rry w(x)n't cut 1t! 1've always wanted a ch1ld, y(x)u kn(x)w, and 1f y(x)u d(x) s(x)meth1ng like that again, it will get hard t(x) trust y(x)u t(x)(x)!

(Human!Aldous has trust issues and separation anxiety too. Human!Zeriuc was still a m.urder victim, and the one who k.illed her was never found)

RAWR

(Yellow by Coldplay seems like a song Duo would sing to Bee.)

//he turns away too, but after a little bit all the anger drains out of him and is replaced by guilt and he hugs her from behind

(:oX)

//sigh
1 can't stay mad at y(x)u. 1'm not angry at y(x)ur prank anym(x)re... But... 1'm s(x)rry f(x)r mak1ng y(x)u cry...

(ITS ALL RED'S FAULT)

//hugs her tightly

(weird question: since this is the future is Human!Serbz starting to has bewbies? XD XD XD)

(SOMETIMES.)

(frick, dinner. i might have some hw to do afterwards idk. SEE YA SISTAH)

(You can call her lillian but Only i'm allowed to call her Blue/Saint >:V)

(i'm baackk i still gotta do hw but idk when. i'll also hafta shower)

(yiss *v*)

(helloooo

Kari check skype right now plzzzz i beg of you)

(okaaaaaay..)

(it wont load unless your on.)

*o*
REALLY?
TvT

(brb)

//immediately gets on his knees, lifts her shirt up a bit and kisses her tummy
//then he smiles widely and stands back up
//he then kisses her

//hugs her
Me t(x)(x). TTTTTvTTTTT

//nods

(x)kay, but h(x)w w1ll we tell them?

(x)kay ovo

(ugh, i feel kinda sick)

(i didnt go to school today because red time, but now i really dont wanna go tomorrow.)

//kisses her forehead
Are y(x)u d(x)1ng (x)kay?

(ik XD)

//sad smile and rubs her tummy gently

She 1s... TTTvTTT
P(x)ss1bly m(x)re perfect than y(x)u.

(he said that kinda jokingly XD
although, to him, Serbz and de baby are both perfect in different ways)

(XD
STEEEVEEE)

(im heeere)

(wait wtf did I just walk into

TIS A BABEH)

(No Dad I don't want to do homework. I have a headache and I don't feel good. Shoo.)

(IT IS A BABEH)

(Human!Serebi and Human!Aldous are lucky. they can have a human version of the Serdous child.
But Human!Selris and Human!Correy are both boys. They can't have a human version of the CorrSel child.)

(they could adopt .-.)

Yeah, l1ke 1'm t(x)tally g(x)1ng t(x) marry th1s baby.
1 kid, I kid.
I can never replace y(x)u.

And I'm pr(x)ud t(x)(x) ^^
Y(x)u did s(x) well. (at giving birth)

(NOPE DIDNT SEE IT XD)

(exactly o3o)

(or style its baby hair to look like a mix of theirs XD)

(i would find it so funny that, since Selris is definitely the more "man-like" of the two, if the baby called Human!Correy "Mommy" and then Human!Selris "Daddy" XD)

(hmm... e3e
I think I might just be a real life Urikiu tho

I mean come on
im actually motherly sometimes, i hide my feelings, im always happy a lot and derpy, face the facts im Urikiu!! o-o)

(IM NO ONE XD)

(GRYPH YES THAT IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS BUT YET ITS CUTE AT THE SAME TIME XD)

(HI SEREBI :D

and holy sh!t I want to see Esirix ;-;)

(IF YOU DID HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Im horrible.)

(why cant i be any of my ocs?
XD)

(im taking a test to see if I have a 6th sense)

(i guess i act most like Mike?
HEY ALIENS. I'M A MOTHER.FRICKING GAY DEMON-VAMPIRE WHO IS OBSESSED WITH RAINBOWS AND PURPLE. I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND BUT WHO'S STRAIGHT BUT DOESNT ALWAYS ACT LIKE IT. NICE TO MEET YA.)

(there shouldnt be a but there before who's. OOPS.)

(HOLY SH!T MY 6TH SENSE IS IN A STATE OF DEVELOPMENT)

(idk if i have a 6th sense.)

(take a test e0e)

(nuuuu im too lazy e^e)

(bluh >^<)

(soooo)

(no one will respond to my fab greeting?)

(NIIIICE TO MEET YAAAA MIIIIKE :DDD)

(HELLO
holy WAIT
THE THING
ON YOUR SHIRT.
RAINBOW.
I LOVE YOU.)

(My blood is rainbow too you know .u.)

(He held onto his hand, mentally begging for some type of breath, movement, any type of response to show he was still alive. Nothing. He then burst into tears, not wanting to face the fact that the only one he cared about was gone.)

(i just randomly came up with that? you can change the genders to make it fit someone if ya want :v)

(//le gasp
YOU
ARE MY 2ND BFF.
raaaaiiinbbooooowsssss (/ouo)/)

(i need a pencil o^o
i needa do hhhhwwww
(while talking to you guys)
BUT I DUN HAVE A PENCIL)

(yeeeeeeeeeeeeee (/e7e)/ )

(nu pencil D:)

(brb)

(actually i do.
BUT THERES NO GRAPHITE.
i will stab a bunny.)

(imma test my 6th sense when my dad logs on the computer)

(god this hwwww be hard)

(im not good at the parts of cells and their functions e^e)

//nods happily

(Gryph read the comments on the comic WIP...)

//he takes her and holds her
//then he gently rocks her left and right in his arms

(why am I even on this account, im not even being Correy at all. Hold on.)

(;-;)

Thank y(x)u uvu
//he then starts to stroke the bit of baby hair she has and quietly says
She's s(x) beaut1ful...

(Where every uphill was a mountain thousands of feet tall and where every downhill was a s.uicidal cliff, a tidal wave of anti-depressants)

1 kn(x)w 1 am.
//whips hair fabulously but then his glasses get crooked
...
(x)(x)ps.
//hands the baby back to Serbz and fixes his glasses

GUIZE

I took three tests (to get accurate result), averaged them out, and I have a 93% Active Sixth sense

(XD)

(YEAH)

(Cr9nus? Are y9u even listening?

uhh...
yeah.

Yes t9 are y9u listening, 9r yes to my previous question?

...yeah to both, kan.)

*GSAP*

KaRI MAYBE IT WAS ME

HOLY JEEZ I DID JUST KISS ONE OF MY STUFFED ANIMALS

(yoyoyoooo)

(I do!
you are thinking...
OF THAT KISS ON THE CHEEK YOU GOT?)

(//shrugs
coincidence i guess.)

(IDK.
ABOUT THE RP?)

(c'mon man, i know im not actually telepathic.
they were just coincidences, im sure.)

(i gotta shower.
bbs/bbl idk)

I'm not sure what mine is

Tranmission/medium, I think

more Transmission, definitely

(Kari i know im not telepathic :v)

(its after 11 so i know Heta's not coming back...)

(i like to think that the human versions of our fantrolls live in a state where gay marriage is legal, so Human!Correy and Human!Selris can get married one day ^^)

(looks like Kari fell asleep...)

How coincedental is it that 4 people (all under the age of 15) with heightened 'psychic' abilities meet on the same website and become best friends?

*GSAP*

unleSS IT ISN'T COINCIDENCE

i took another quiz, btw, it says that I am:
fifty percent premonition/transmission type
fourty percent medium type
eight percent telepathic type
aaand two percent pyropathic type

HEHE, FIIREEE

RAWR THE PONY

SMILE THE PONY

ENIMIES FOR EVER

GUYS I KNOW IM NOT TELEPATHIC AHH

GUYS OF COURSE WE HAVE A SIXTH SENSE FEELING PAIN IS A SENSE AND DIRECTION
But I'm sorry,doods,all this telepathic teleknisis (or w/e) sh.it just ain't real :/

^Don't let kari see you say that
she'll be REALLY angry

(and frankly pbbbbthhh)