hapor valortinez daey by Birdon

I shall now present you things to say that will, IOO percent, work on your certain someone:
''gurl, r u a beaver? cuz DAM''
''do u like ur ice cream warm? cuz yo body makes my eyes scream 'thats hot'''
''r u a pizza? cuz u got lots of sauce''
''i hope ur shower is upstairs, cuz id like to get down & d.irty with u''
''r u an ocean? cuz I can sea u all around me''
Tune in next week for ''THOSE CHEESY JOKES YOUR CRUSHES WOULD LOVE!''
#valentinesday #valentines #valentine #heart #pink

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
14 Feb, 2014, 11:24 pm
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Thisisausername

13 Mar, 2014, 3:29 am

Wow, that's some pretty sweet advise. I'll be sure to remember that, and I'll be married in no time! :P

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