*Reading description*
That last line really moved me... it appealed to my interest in fire too, you sly foxy she-devil. -w-
That pickup line is truly the opposite of "horrible" to me.
e//w//e

I'm glad I made you feel satisfied on our anniversary last night. ouo
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Wait, that sounded wrong the way I said that! O-O
*Panicks in embarassment*
I...uhh...*biting my lips*...meant to say was I'm glad you're satisfied with how the anniversary went last night playing TF2 & that I made sure I've kept you happy throughout the night with the insane, senseless stories & how we chatted like we're cuckoo. XD
I was nervous as if it was a first date, afraid of not living up to how you envision me ideally. But I'm glad it went well. Oh there's a GREAT horrible pickup line I just made up while writing this comment:

"If Romance was a subject in school, I would want you to be my teacher."
*imitates hot sizzling sound*
Rawr... -w0 <3

Oh my gosh, why do I come up with these stupid se.xy lines in my head? Oh wait, it's because I have strong feelings for you like a passionate roaring wildfire out of control & I love to try to make you laugh like a fire running out of oxygen & needs more to handle the jokes. XD

I'm looking forward to the next time we play together & hear your sweet voice on the mic! (heard your laughter couple of times in the background while your brother & I were smacking each other with Ham vs Pan as Heavies, very cute laughing). I hope you got your "paid gift" in a "wrapped box" I left in your "backpack" so you can "upgrade" to better experiences. That and if you did, I will be able to give the two "metal gifts" I unboxed & been holding on for you to finally give. I wonder what we may have in store the next month. You know what they say that is a cliche: "The third time is the charm!"