Me and Dei in an Awkward Situation by The_Fauchereve

What's going on? I have no idea. Wait, no, it's F*CKING HIDAN AGAIN STRIPPING HIMSELF OF HIS CLOTHING! The only thing traced was the background, 'cause I was lazy this time. :/ #deidara #dei #sakura #akasuna #forest #narutosd #naruto #akatsuki

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
04 Feb, 2014, 3:58 am
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Lillie-Senpai

04 Feb, 2014, 4:12 am

Lillie-Go get em Okitia!

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 4:16 am

Moron! Then he'd be a naked GIRL. FOR GOD'S SAKE, HE'D LIKE THAT.

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 4:21 am

AND IT WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR ME PUT 'IM IN A F*CKING BOX OR SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM NAKED AS ANY GENDER!

Lillie-Senpai

04 Feb, 2014, 4:30 am

Punchs and kicks Hidian.Walks off thinking she sloved the problem.

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 4:37 am

NOW HOLD THE FU'CK UP! I happen to have a friend who loves Hidan. So don't burn his fu'cking d'ick off. She'll k'ill me.
(Aha, Hannah at night equals per'vyess)

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 4:39 am

I don't care I'm leaving. *walks away*
Dei: HEY! WE STILL HAVE A MISSION TO COPLETE, HM!

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 4:41 am

THAT'S IT.
Morgan, do the FU'CKING MISSION.

Hidan, PUT SOME GODAM CLOTHES ON OR I SWEAR TO FU'CK I WILL MAKE EVERY SECOND YOU LIVE HELL, GOT IT JASHIN STALKER!?

Cam, DO NOT BURN PEOPLE.

Dei......um.....you're actually being good right now soooo...Gimme huggie?

Jazariz

04 Feb, 2014, 4:42 am

fhsgsgbdbcvsgbshb

noo

Jazariz

04 Feb, 2014, 4:42 am

its funny dei has no hands hehehe

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 4:45 am

Well, neither do I, and it makes complete sense for me not to have any, like Dei.
Dei: Okay. *hug hug for the Hannah face*
me: BUT F*CKING HIDAN!

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 4:48 am

*blushie* Hah, I told him what to do. Not my fu'cking problem if he dosen't do it. Just go hide from him. *huggles Dei*

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 4:55 am

Dei: But really, I want to blow him up, hm.
me: And I am not going to turn towards him, I'm not turning around at all. Hidan can go die in a hole.

Lillie-Senpai

04 Feb, 2014, 4:56 am

Just k!ll him already before he escapes!

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 4:59 am

How about we go get him a censor-bar. So you can just glue it onto him. ´u´

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:00 am

Cam no *pets face* shooooooooooosh. Dei you can blow him up, just leave him intact. Morgan, go take Cam somewhere else where he can't blow up Hidan. LILLIE STOP EGGING THEM ON.

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:00 am

Me: no, we'll still kniw what's under the censor bar. It's not like everyone's going to forget and think there's a donut there.

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:02 am

Morgan this is a good idea, WHY ARE YOU ARGUING. Or do you like this e//w//e

Hidan: Who wouldn't? I'm fu'cking amazing you bi'tches.

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:02 am

Or maybe pin it on and- brain, what are you doing?

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:05 am

NO I F*CKING HATE HIM AND JASHIN BOTH NOW!

Lillie-Senpai

04 Feb, 2014, 5:06 am

Sorry it's just that Hidan's running away now.Points.

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:06 am

Oh god you guys are pe'rvs

Hidan: *dancing*

OH GOD. STOOOOP. MUST. LOOK. AWAY.

Mizuki: Pfft. and you call them per'verts.

Lillie-Senpai

04 Feb, 2014, 5:06 am

Goes to Near Miss.Now what?

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:09 am

No. Idea.
(Di'rty joke time. Morgan, look how many followers you have XD)

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:10 am

me: Now go get me Eri. She´s pervy enough for all of us together.
Eri: Wrong. I´m pervy enough to surpass all of you together.

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:11 am

(yes I saw)
me: And I had the common sense to turn my back.

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:11 am

(That feeling you get when you are the follower with dat number. BI)

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:13 am

(Oh god, poor Jasue TTvTT')

Haha and now we're all being per'vy?

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:14 am

Oh yea.
*pukes*
MORGAN YOUR BOUFRIEND IS NAKED.

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:15 am

Yes, I realize. He does that a lot. It's normal. *hugs him*

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:16 am

Eri: Aww naked guys in a corner? :D
me: Either you glue that bar on Hidan our you get out again.
Eri: Eehhh... You´re no fun =A=

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:18 am

Me: BUT I'LL STILL KNOW WHAT'S UNDER IT JUST PUT SOME REGULAR A.SS CLOTHES ON HIM THAT HE CAN NEVER TAKE OFF!

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:20 am

MORGAN HE DOSEN'T WEAR CLOTHES. ACCEPT THE BAR.

Hidan: NOOOOOOOO D':

At lest Dei hasn't succumb to this insanity.

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:22 am

Dei: *left like five minutes ago*
me: Yeah...

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:24 am

Eri: Or else I could *censored* his *censored* so he would never be able to *CENSORED* again :D
me: What. The. Actual. Hell.

Lillie-Senpai

04 Feb, 2014, 5:26 am

Left 10 minutes ago now in a different part of the forest.

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:27 am

CAM STFU. AND STOP MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF MEEEEE.

.......HOLD ON. WHAT WAS ERI GONNA DO D': *hides under a brick* (I'm so awesome I can do that uvu)

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:29 am

me: *hides under a STICK* (Well I can do that*

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:29 am

me: I actually had to slap the censor-bar over her mouth so nobody wozld get verbally raped. :I
Eri: What. I´d just do exactly that to hi-
me: TOO MUCH INFORMATION

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:33 am

(no... It's a stick stick that came from a tree)

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:35 am

AGH GOD NOOOOOOOOO. STOP CAAAAAM.
And I agree with the person who has cats, TMI ERI.

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:37 am

Eri: Buuuut. That´d teach him to run around naked.
me: I guess that´s still better than asking levi and her... tools.

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:40 am

Dei: *somewhere trying to blow up Tobi*

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 5:40 am

Fine go ahead whatever, BUT STAY QUIET >n<

(Okay so yee, must sleep or i'll die. But I shall return tomorrow >:U Goidnight guys *snuggles up against Dei's chest and goes to sleep*

J-and-Lyall

04 Feb, 2014, 5:44 am

(Nuuu- okay. *okay-face ;n; gn8 and sleep well c: )

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:50 am

(yep. Have a Hidan head.)
Me: so what now?

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 5:56 am

Good enough for me. *sits down and starts tinkering with a small puppet*

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 1:15 pm

*starts making the puppet dance*

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 10:04 pm

OnO'
*runs away from Cam*

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 11:22 pm

Okay Cam, you're freaking other people out now, you should stop.

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 11:26 pm

Oh no by all means continue, just let me run away first...

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 11:50 pm

Oh good, much better Cam.

The_Fauchereve

04 Feb, 2014, 11:56 pm

Now, put clothes on Hidan. *continues making the puppet dance*

Near-Miss

04 Feb, 2014, 11:58 pm

Aha, no one's going to volenteer to do that.

Hidan: *smiling really creepy*

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 12:17 am

oh dear god.

Hidan: FU'CK YOU CAM.

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 12:24 am

Hidan: I AM NOT PUTTING THOSE ON. GO FU'CK YOURSELF DI'CK HEAD.

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 12:35 am

Eh... Okay then...

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 12:37 am

Hidan: I'M STILL FU'CKING NAKED >:P

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 12:40 am

Me: *stabs him with a poison barb* Sasori upgraded me again.

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 12:49 am

Hidan: So? I'M. STILL. FU'CKING. NAKED.

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 12:49 am

me: Oh, uh, hi Souji... *nervously waves*

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 12:51 am

Me: It's, um, eh... Cam?

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 1:00 am

Me: Something, happened, I guess...

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 1:07 am

Shi't bout to go doooown.
Hey well i'm off to AC:NL, you guys can come if you wanna :3

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 1:07 am

me: Oh hey, where'd Hannah go? *avoiding the conversation*

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 1:18 am

Hmm? Oh still here, I decided to stay for a sec. Buuuut, if you guys want to talk alone I do understand :3

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 1:23 am

No no no no no that's fine Hannah! It's, em, complicated...

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 3:23 am

Me: I sort of, kind of, got with him... *points at Cam*

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 3:26 am

me: Cam, can you come here?

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 3:32 am

me: What? Really?

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 3:50 am

me: *facepalm*

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:00 am

I CAN SE HEEEEEEEM :3

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 4:02 am

me: Why was I not aware of this sooner? I really need to become more omnicient, like I should be...

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 4:13 am

me: Don't even.

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:16 am

.....*runs in circles* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL *jumps on Kakazu's back (because obviously he's here)* KAKAZU-SAN GIMME A PIGGYBACK RIDE PLEASE!

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 4:17 am

Kakuzu: NO!
me:...

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:28 am

YES! *grabs a few tentecles off of his neck* GO KAKUZU GO!

The_Fauchereve

05 Feb, 2014, 4:29 am

Kakuzu: Geh! Why you little-!
me: ha...

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:37 am

GOOOOOO *pulls hard on tentacles*
Emika: Why is she acting like Tobi -n-'

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:38 am

(Morgan yhu gotta put ze tag of Hannah RPness on this. It'll make me get here faster.)

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:42 am

(NS is Naruto Souji right?)

Emi: Hiya! (^v^)/

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:46 am

(I figured as much XD)

Emi: *hugs back* It's been forever since i've seen you!

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 4:52 am

Emi: We were yes u//v//u *kisses him*

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 5:03 am

Emi: I have no idea. Buuut, we could go to your room e//w//e

Near-Miss

05 Feb, 2014, 5:19 am

Emi: Very much yes.

Near-Miss

06 Feb, 2014, 6:25 am

Emi: Then off we go *grabs his hand*

The_Fauchereve

06 Feb, 2014, 1:05 pm

me: Good for them.

Near-Miss

06 Feb, 2014, 1:54 pm

Me: XD

Near-Miss

06 Feb, 2014, 8:36 pm

And ze problem iiiiiis?

The_Fauchereve

06 Feb, 2014, 11:26 pm

Me: Yeah, what IS this almighty "problem"?

The_Fauchereve

07 Feb, 2014, 3:27 am

me: And how so?

The_Fauchereve

07 Feb, 2014, 3:33 am

me: Oh... geeze...

Near-Miss

07 Feb, 2014, 3:39 am

*runs in circles again*

The_Fauchereve

07 Feb, 2014, 3:50 am

me: I don't even know anymore. *makes the puppet dance again*

The_Fauchereve

07 Feb, 2014, 3:54 am

me: *ignoring everyone while making the puppet dance*

The_Fauchereve

07 Feb, 2014, 3:59 am

me: *kisses back, looks like I'm kissing air to SES*

Near-Miss

07 Feb, 2014, 4:00 am

*pulls out camera* AND CUE THE NSFW X//D
I'm kidding.
That was a joke.

The_Fauchereve

07 Feb, 2014, 4:03 am

Me: I know.
Sasori: SAKURA! I WASN'T FINISHED WITH THE UPGRADE YET!

Near-Miss

07 Feb, 2014, 4:41 am

(Errrrmmmmmmmm......no idea)

SASORI SHE'S BUSY! COME BACK LATER!

Near-Miss

08 Feb, 2014, 1:10 am

(Well, actually, I know where they are.....)

Emi: *bounces onto her bed* *giggles*

Near-Miss

08 Feb, 2014, 5:43 am

Emi: Heh, what's with the evil laugh *acting innocent*

Near-Miss

08 Feb, 2014, 5:44 am

(Freakng mom took my DS for the weekend so i'm stuck commenting on the computer -n-)

The_Fauchereve

08 Feb, 2014, 9:43 pm

Sasori: That doesn't matter. Would you rather she break apart in the middle of a fight?

Near-Miss

09 Feb, 2014, 2:22 am

You wanba tear her away from Cam, be my guest.

Emi: Ahhh S-Souji <3

(Dear god, if this turns NSFW I will have no idea what/how to write. Everyone get ready to read the funniest NSFW RP ever XD)

The_Fauchereve

09 Feb, 2014, 2:31 am

Sasori: And I will. *does so*

The_Fauchereve

09 Feb, 2014, 4:19 pm

Sasori: Oh, she would still be alive, as long as no one stabs her core. She just hasn't gotten the hang of pulling herself back together if she were to fall apart. I want to make sure there's as little of a chance of that happening as possible.
me: Yeah yeah yeah, we get it.

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